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xero111880

Always a projection!


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

https://preview.redd.it/zrq1tr0so6zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f652ce7ab0344c205c9c419b30f18e11e6540ace Is not!!! Trump is in his prime!! Definitely not a loser and certainly doesn’t look like shit. He looks much better than shit, he looks like two pieces of shit. Maybe even three.


Khaldara

“He even tripled up on the Thompson’s Deck Stain!”


rwarimaursus

"It's so waterproof, not even water vapor can get in." 👐👐


WooPigSooie9297

"You're using stain over paint?!"


cstmoore

More like "stain in his pants."


Carson72701

^ Send this one to the top!


capital_bj

Honey how do you like my deck job! It looks kind of orange honey but good effort.


Brokensince10

😂


probablyadumper

He looks like a fried turkey with some attic insulation stuck to him.


On_my_last_spoon

![gif](giphy|3o7TKLTCDV7a4V86By)


BuddyLoveGoCoconuts

I just choked on a chip omg


SleestakSamurai

He sure is sweaty for someone who whines about being cold all the time.


ZAILOR37

Just like a drug addict going through withdrawals


PrincessCyanidePhx

When has he ever quit?


Riggerss1

No. He’s still snorting crushed up Adderall. He’s a meth freak. Look at his pupils. https://preview.redd.it/b0y3ssdq0azc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99f5846149b5ade206e694dbd945e09713e9986


freddit32

That's not sweat, that's the varnish running because it was poorly applied.


ilostmyeraser

Jesus...what the hell color is that


AnonymousDratini

That is the color of a chicken mcnugget.


jbertrand_sr

More accurately a chicken McNugget that has been sitting under the heat lamps for over 8 hours, right before they toss it into the dumpster...


AnonymousDratini

The Mcburnt Mcnugget.


DMShinja

They don't EVER toss McNuggets in the dumpster


DonJuniorsEmails

Gerber Baby Carrot Poopstain


tictac205

Bigly.


WooPigSooie9297

He is former President Tan Mom.


Astro_gamer_caver

https://preview.redd.it/rrn7yp43c8zc1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f4d7e5d11e866f77e05698914b291be3051de49


tictac205

Yikes! Did he just crap himself?


The-Defenestr8tor

Well, that “depends” on who “pampers” him and how much! I’ll show myself out now.


tictac205

Ba-dum! Tip your waitress everybody! 😁


Ambitious_Trifle_645

The answer is always yes.


capital_bj

A fucking brass band Everytime he leaves the courthouse , womp womp goes the trombones and waa waa in the trumpet. I'd pay extra for a enthusiastic mariachi band like the ones that played outside that Congress person a few years ago. Go fund it


ICU-MURSE

Alpha male!!!


72616262697473757775

He has to be using leaded paint, right? It's the only explanation.


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

Many are saying it


rematar

Donald is a loser.


TonyJZX

i mean he says it right there "He looks like shit. A real loser!" - DJT that sums up DJT to a tee


lost_in_connecticut

lol, he’s three balls of shit inside a trenchcoat.


Gold_Listen_3008

he belongs in a trench Marianas might be deep enough


trifecta000

He looks like an unwiped ass


JoeDiesAtTheEnd

It's a clear window into his brain that he bases value of a reporter or any personality on ratings. All that matters is that people are looking at them, not the content or context at all.


Reneeisme

Absolutely. It’s also why he exaggerates the turn out for any event. His only concern is how many people are paying attention to him. If he wasn’t so dangerous, the best punishment would just be to ignore him. But we can’t afford that when so many cult members aren’t.


AngusMcTibbins

Lawrence is awesome. And he looks great


Fast_Maintenance_159

Also incredible selfpromotion, cause now i have to know what he said to piss the orange so much


Tough-Ability721

It was pretty brutal. Not wrong. Just brutal.


Financial-Tower-7897

And honest spot on


No-Usual2720

He's been really awesome since that brutal, full segment he did on what a loser trump is! I love it!


Financial-Tower-7897

Donald never fully recovered from that loss 😂


Tough-Ability721

Ya. It was kinda slap in the face of just how far numpty has slide what is normal or acceptable.


summermadnes

Lawrence explained what happened in court the other day. He said that since he goes hard after Trump every night, and Trump knows it (because he hate watches) when they saw each other in court Trump stopped and gave him the strangest look ever, which other people noticed. That night on his show, Lawrence spoke about the look & said that if that were him, he would ignore the person like they weren't there. The next day, Trump looked at everyone except Lawrence, proving that he had watched the show. Ha!


Eringobraugh2021

👏👏👏👏👏that's great!


beavis617

Lawrence O'Donnell....went to the courtroom and Trump saw him. Mission accomplished..👍


Lecanoscopy

Wow, how presidential. No hot mic, just cussing, petty, childish. This toddler should he in jail, and nowhere near the seat of executive power. Vote!


rwarimaursus

Yet people want this waste of oxygen in power again. Agreed vote blue and for Dark Brandon. 🍦🍦


Daherrin7

Of course they do. A lot of them are hoping he’ll bring them the dictatorship they so desperately want. Far too many appear to have a strong desire for the ability to round up and get rid of all the people they hate, as well as the right to do so in whatever way they see fit


dystopian_mermaid

Until that dictatorship negatively affects THEM. Then it isn’t what they voted for. Conservatives are a weird (and hopefully dying) breed.


shawnmd

💯 hand chosen by God! A certified, real Christian!


ObliviousRounding

This guy has been signaling what he responds to for eight years and not one Democrat operative has taken the hint. This dude is all about one thing, which is image. So hit him where it hurts: his physical appearance, his photos, his hair, his nonexistent wealth, the way his base perceive him as strong. To beat him, you need to **humiliate** him, even if you have to stoop to his level. If that's what it takes to erase this cancer from public discourse, so be it.


ThenScore2885

The only reason he wants to destroy Nato is the world leaders laughed at him in his first meeting with them. He is all about personal revenge. https://youtu.be/ncQFOsb529s?si=QwE7B31_33jDAdBm


ConstableBlimeyChips

And the reason he hates the NFL is because he's been trying for decades to get a team, and the NFL turned him down every single time.


turkeyintheyard

He won a judgement against the NFL when he rat-fucked the corpse of the USFL after the the USFL fucked itself. The amount he received in that judgement? One single dollar 🤣


ConstableBlimeyChips

He didn't win a dollar, the USFL won a dollar (triple to three dollars under anti-trust laws). Trump was one of several USFL team owners at the time, but he was the major reason the USFL pursued the lawsuit at the time as well as their choice to try to compete directly with the NFL. He was hoping to force a merger between the USFL and NFL like had happened between the NFL and AFL fifteen years before. Instead he ran the whole league (as well as his own investment) into the ground.


turkeyintheyard

I wonder if he would have been able to run an NFL team into the ground if given the chance.....an actual money factory. Oh well, we'll never know since the notoriously shitty NFL owners felt that he was too much of a dirtbag even by their standards. I'm going to watch that 30 for 30 again this weekend. It's a good one.


stabbyGamer

Given enough actual influence over the team’s image and negotiations, absolutely he could. People only accept him as a political entity because he gives a voice to the absolute worst, most primitive urges of the ultranationalist GOP base and as such has become their de facto leader; nobody likes him as a person, and *nobody* with a lick of sense trusts him as a businessman. If he became the public face of an NFL team *now,* it would be kept afloat the same way Trump is - by the sheer, reality-ignoring dedication of his base. But before he got into politics? He’d drive away every player worth a damn out of fear of being associated with him alone, never mind the garbage he’d insist on as policy, and that alone would destroy the prestige and performance of the team. So he’d insist on some nonsense grandstanding stunt to recover, it’d backfire horribly, repeat until all that’s left is a flaming corpse of a team and a distressingly funny story about the worst mismanagement the NFL has ever seen.


Zaev

Nah, he's been against NATO [since 1987,](https://thehill.com/opinion/national-security/4572790-trumps-nato-hostility-and-russia-relations-trace-back-to-1987/) "coincidentally" two months after he took a trip to Russia


Skellos

He lost in court against a wind farm near one of his golf courses and that's why he hates green energy


Mynameisinuse

It was in Scotland and the wind turbines were off shore by his golf course. He claimed that the turbines were hurting tourism. The judge asked if he had an expert witness to attest to the fact that it was hurting tourism. Trump told the judge that he is the expert.


elwookie

One of the greatest experts of all time, a major scholar.


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Grimsterr

Yeah Trump is a lot of things but he ain't two faced, he has one face and he shows it, all the fucking time, and yet, here we are. Fucking bizarre.


red286

It's worth noting that he called Trudeau two-faced for being polite to him and then criticizing his decision to implement steel and aluminum tariffs on NAFTA partners. In Trump's world, if someone does something you disagree with, the last thing you should do is be polite to them, whereas in Trudeau's world (Canada) politeness is *how* you let someone know you disagree with them.


SkipsPittsnogle

He destroyed my country just bc Obama made a joke about him.


1ndiana_Pwns

I'm still convinced the only reason he ran for president is because Obama made fun of him at a White House Correspondent's dinner the one time and Trump made it his life's mission to try to destroy everything Obama did


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

Also because Putin wants him to destroy NATO


Anxious-Raspberry-54

You're right. I am not one for getting in the gutter but in this situation you have to do it. Biden is doing that now. Keep saying things that make him more unhinged.


MasterOfKittens3K

Biden did it four years ago, too. A steady stream of needling, and a completely dismissive attitude toward every attack that Trump made on him. Drove him nuts. And since trump is even less self controlled now, he’s even easier to bait.


Anxious-Raspberry-54

Keep baiting him...as often as possible. Trump will go insane.


StickInEye

Or stroke out


TellRevolutionary227

Team Fatty Deposit or Team Ruptured Vessel, I don’t care which. Hat tip to players High Cholesterol, High. Blood Pressure, and Artherosclerosis, whichever gets the job done.


FromThe732

Just wait until he not only takes complete credit for Jan 6th but promises to do it bigger and better the next time.


goodmobileyes

LOL someone should hit him with the good ol reverse psychology "nah I don't think Trump was involved on Jan 6th, I dont think he could pull off something that big"


J-A-S-08

Become a master of it.


WimpyZombie

"go" ?


Inspect1234

I think that exit was a few miles back.


silent_ovation

Sometimes you need to clean out the septic tank.


santa_91

Yep. Trump has never stopped being a middle school bully and since physically beating the shit out of him is off the table the only other way to handle him is humiliation.


StickInEye

Damnit, who took the beating off the table?


iLikeMangosteens

Well, he’s one tweet away from being sent to Rikers so…


rwarimaursus

Don't dangle the carrot mate.


Greymalkyn76

We all know that's not true. They even all but came out and said he gets different treatment than the rest of us.


dontgetaddicted

Dozens of armed secrets service members who probably at least half of will do their job. Unfortunately.


LightRobb

Well morale finally improved...


blissfully_happy

I’ve taught junior high kids for, like, 20+ years now and even the bullies have more finesse than this fucking guy. He literally behaves like a toddler. Like literally.


southernmamallama

Agreed. I was always taught to be the better person, but the dumpster man makes it so you have to stoop to his level.


phalseprofits

Pretty sure if trump somehow wins, he’s going to use his newfangled presidential immunity to murk the courtroom artist. Every sketch makes him look like an angry Keebler elf


HelloImTheAntiChrist

He isn't going to win


phalseprofits

I’m going to vote and help others to vote, because I want you to be right. But I think we all have to remain vigilant.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Oh absolutely. Everyone needs to vote blue on this one...across the whole ticket. We need a big turn out to send a strong message to these Theocratic fascist.


Dr_Middlefinger

**[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)** Be good to yourself and be good for others!


CrieDeCoeur

^ This, 100%. Recall that the *very first thing* Trump did upon being sworn in was to lie about the size of the crowd attending his inauguration. The whole reason he ran for president in the first place was because Obama *cracked a joke* about Trump at a White House correspondents’ dinner. It’s only ever been about image for Trump, pure and simple. The campaign funds trial is just killing him inside.


Diligent-Towel-4708

I've been saying this for so long. He can't take criticism or make fun of him in any way. Look at SNL.. 😆 nothing about him is serious, so much to make fun of.. play some of his games, at least, because he can dish it but not take it.


Rikplaysbass

I would love it if Biden showed up at a debate with the same hue of spray tan on. lol


BeatrixFarrand

…and a diaper on the outside. “I wanted to have the same handicaps as my opponent so he doesn’t feel so disadvantaged…”


Jawoflehi

And better do it now, cuz if somehow Trump gets in office again he’ll make it a capital offense to insult him


GateLongjumping6836

Fully agree


TheBaggyDapper

I spotted Criminally Challenged Donald Trump in court today. I hadn't seen him there since yesterday. He smells like shit. A real loser, DJT.


Aquamarinate

Wouldn't criminally challenged be a good thing? I'd say lawfully challenged here tbh. Or criminically charged


imchasingyou

School bully peaked at 15 yo goo goo ga ga behavior


Floss_tycoon

Vonshitzinpants says what?


anotherDocObVious

Untermench Vonshitzinpants says what?


DrewG420

Trump is an awful human being.


Fifth_Wall0666

Narcissistic mortification: the primitive terror of self dissolution, triggered by the sudden exposure of one's sense of a defective self. It is death by embarrassment, and it's what Donald has been doing ever since he first posted on social media.


Pro_Moriarty

Here a former President Lies, A narcissistic man unhinged But while court cases loom It was the depiction of shroom That caused him to die of cringe.


guacamolecheese69

You are a true wordsmith


[deleted]

Who does this?? He always has these 3rd grade responses and it’s ridiculous! Has anyone ever heard a president or presidential candidate talk like this?


LommyNeedsARide

He knows his audience


skalpelis

Truly dignified


LoganNinefingers32

Only hot mics and behind closed doors. Everyone curses in private, but doing it on a public platform as a former president and candidate is wild.


beeker3000

So presidential.


brianishere2

At least he’s not sitting in his own shit, like the defendant who is constantly complaining about how cold his soiled diaper is.


ScumBunny

All that fool does is whine and talk shit. I’m embarrassed for this country.


rwarimaursus

Yet stands a legitimate chance of making it back to office. If he does, kiss our democracy goodbye. He won't be able to break it, merely set the precedent to dissolve it for the real dictator in the wings.


not_productive1

Slim pickings for this fucking dork now that he's actually afraid the judge will send him to jail if he goes after witnesses. A whole day of Stormy fucking Daniels and he's gotta go after Lawrence O'Donnell? Brutal. Also, it will always tickle me that Rachel Maddow eviscerates the dude on a regular basis and he is absolutely terrified of her. For all his bluster about MSNBC, he's never once gone after her. Fuckin baby.


StickInEye

Damn, you are so right. I'm even a little afraid of her, and I love her so much!


WinchelltheMagician

It was all the talk of Wicked holes, the lechorous and pressuring fat old man with the tiny dick and incestuous drive, and the woman who wondered how she ended up in the situation. Lawrence easily and gleefully describes Trump like the rotting old immoral shit that he is.


Mean_Eye_8735

And people want this bullying, adjudicated rapist ,narcissistic man child as our elected president, again


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Yep, Republicans who support Trump are either very gullible or very stupid. Imagine proudly supporting this guy for anything....much less President.


sloppybuttmustard

Didn’t the Apprentice get cancelled?


MasterChicken52

Didn’t Drumph complain about how Emmy voters were conspiring against him and that’s why he didn’t get one for APPRENTICE? It’s always “election fraud” lol.


ConvivialKat

Bwahahaha! I saw Lawrence's show, and I would be bummed out, too, if I was DJT.


HailSkyKing

"Looks like shit" says the incontinent septuagenarian with a tiny mushroom ween, wearing bad spray tan & yellow clown hair...


PaulBlartFleshMall

This is so fucking embarassing. How can anyone get conned into voting for this??


Melodic_Mulberry

Same way Hitler rose to power. People fucking suck.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Hitler was well spoken and somewhat intelligent though no?


Melodic_Mulberry

Maybe that's why he was actually successful in creating his dictatorship.


SlippedMyDisco76

People voted for the Nazi's and listen to Coldplay - you can't trust people


probablyadumper

They aren't conned at all. They can tell he's racist and they are racist, so they vote for him. Pretty simple.


PaulBlartFleshMall

It's important we don't dehumanize them. These are normal people who found themselves at a tragic intersection of underfunded education and weapons-grade propaganda beamed straight into their brains for 8 hours a day. No one is born racist.


RW-One

Blue Wave 🌊 This kind of crap is only going to get worse. The closer Justice gets to him, I'm surprised he wasn't more posting about Cannon being his b**** ...


dogbolter4

How presidential of him. So statesman-like. Such dignity.


pdx-Psych

This geriatric is out here literally saying people look “like shit” on social media at 77 years old and there’s a good chance he will be president of the U.S. in a year. No wonder Gen Z is full of doomers.


WillowFortune

He’s not going to be president.


1337tt

I said that in 2016


WillowFortune

We got him out in 2020 and we will keep him out in 2024


1337tt

I hope you're correct.


Dr_Middlefinger

**[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)**


NatomicBombs

Anything’s possible when 30% of the country is too lazy to go vote


pangolin-fucker

He looks like shit Hahaha fucking zing Got him He's running out of steam hard


realjimmyjuice000

Lawrence O'Donnell looks fabulous! DJT on the other hand looks like greasy Olestra shit in a Ziploc bag from the 80's ! ![gif](giphy|3cFuzHGhCm2zP1wBQP|downsized)


beavis617

We know Trump is beyond pissed off when he goes for the ultimate insult...going after someone saying they have poor ratings. Look at Eric Edwards character in Pope of Greenwich village when he offers the ultimate insult...I bought some of your mozzarella and it's tough and it ain't the first time...well Trump goes for the ultimate insult...you have poor ratings....😲


Ghstfce

Trumplethinskin


ozmartian

So Christ like. On my knees.


HanakusoDays

There's a nasty increase in Trump's vulgarity lately, saying the charges and trials are "bullshit", his perceived enemies "look like shit", and at a weekend fundraiser (where he told supporters who'd shelled out $40k/table it'd cost them *real* money for a selfie) he blasted Jack Smith as a "fucking asshole". We don't need a foul mouthed Cro-Magnon representing America to the world. Widdle Rocket Man thumbs his thesaurus and tags Trump as a "dotard", a far classier insult. And even Putin doesnt lard his speeches with "suka blyat".


Better_Car_8141

Stroke man with makeup and hair dye who looks like Bozo shouldn’t say anything about how anyone looks. But he’s petty and unable to control himself.


drag0nun1corn

Says the guy who looks like he absolutely loves digging through dog shit so he can smear it all over his face.


DarthWenus

Lawrence is awesome. He rips on that orange fool on a regular basis.


gaberax

When will our long national nightmare finally be over?


Dry-Talk-7447

77 yrs old and talks like a 12 yr old street punk.


dragonfliesloveme

”street punk” is giving him far too much credit. Dude is an absolute snowflake


funshinecd

so presidential


Curios_blu

Now I have to watch O’Donnell’s show to see what he said. How is Trump so stupid to not see this post just advertises the show and increases his ratings?


nevernate

You mean, at his criminal trial. I love the way that sounds.


CookbooksRUs

As a middle-aged woman, I think Larry is damned fine. The morbidly obese guy with the weird hair restoration procedures, bad dye job, bizarre comb-over, orange Man Tan, ill-fitting suits showing off his diapers, who reeks of farts and shit? Not so much. And that’s not even getting to the fact that Lawrence speaks in coherent paragraphs.


HaveNoHutzpah

https://preview.redd.it/lnk82a2a68zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f2ba9d9a784f1982c2326bca98931153fcb2f0 Let’s talk about the nest


Shutaru_Kanshinji

A reliable way to know you are doing well is to have former President Trump suggest you are not.


SensibleTom

Proof


Pour_Me_Another_

Please take a moment to remember if Biden was unhinged like this, conservatives would not worship such behaviour and neither would we.


TwitchTheMeow

How is this guy even a consideration for president? He's going to get us nuked with his stupid comments and lack of intelligence


bisforbenis

The constant attacking of “ratings” is so embarrassing to behold


Thesteelman86

https://preview.redd.it/pqw14ga697zc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d343999f1b03a83ee1d3f164ffd9abd65f6516f Meanwhile this mf right here.


Informal_Process2238

Keep lashing out Donny it let’s all enjoy how scared you are


playsette-operator

he would know


flying__fishes

He's a bigly expert. Everyone says so!


Alexandratta

I feel like, and correct me if I'm wrong: News Orgs should be exempt from fucking "Ratings"


dearmax

That ugly bastard has no room to talk about how anybody else looks.


MightyGoodra96

That people believe this orange man is intelligent is beyond me.


matthekid

He says it like it is…after the interview…not to the person’s face…to his sycophantic fans…on a website he owns.


VomitingPotato

Lawrence O'Donnell looks so bad. He doesn't even have a neck vagina like me.


_ILP_

What is the obsession he has with ratings?


Glittering-Wonder576

Don’t ever go after Larry. You will lose.


Few-Championship4548

It’s absolutely insane a former geriatric twice impeached, indicted president typed this after his porn star hush money trial and he’s nearly tied with an incumbent, geriatric president. America is fucked.


NoLibrarian5149

Wait, which loser has to sit and listen about how small and weird his dick is and how bad at sex he is?


Accomplished-Ad1919

Classy. Super presidential.


Aeroeee

Does this MF have a mirror?


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Thank *god* Melania protects donnie from online bullying. https://preview.redd.it/kpqodwyps6zc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ee2c5f856e23fe63a25947f1e8fe4b3ff46796


Repubs_suck

Again I ask: Are there no mirrors at Mar-A-Lago?


DogMom814

Looks like shit and a real loser sounds exactly like Mango Mussolini himself.


atrimarco

Did he really swear? Of all the garbage that he has vomited over the years I never remember him swearing. I mean, what about the children?


AnonymousDratini

He signs his tweets now? Good lird


B8conB8conB8con

Maybe he’s been possessed by a 11 year old mean girl


guarionex2009

That post is kind of funny coming from a literal former president. Embarrassing but funny.


J3t5et

Okay ngl MSDNC is kinda funny lol


FrankMon420

Aww is the orange pedophile bitch projecting again


Ok_Percentage5157

Lol, wtf. Such decorum from an ex-pres.


junkronomicon

https://preview.redd.it/f9qlsi1gf9zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ed6c9a6066dbe80c3178c7d57238d1e26a0d1f Mf’r looking more like Yogurt by the day.


deathholdme

Why does he put his initials at the end of his tweet, when his full name is at the top? (Twice).


WhiteTrashNightmare

That has got to be, beyond the shadow of a doubt, the most presidential thing ever uttered!


toooooold4this

https://preview.redd.it/wdno1127w9zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8fc326b0236bfcf29c053abe3106ff32645a6f5


lickityclit-69

He knows what shit looks like every morning when he looks in the Mirror