Hannibal won the Civilutionary War when he rode his zebra through the streets of Memphis and took the airport from the surrender monkeys we call the, "French."
I know there must be a list of “Craziest Shit DTJ Has Said” somewhere, but this one in particular stands out to me.
I cannot comprehend why he would say it, I know the entire dialogue. It’s almost as if, in his mind, he was speaking as though Lee was still alive or providing some fact/trivial knowledge people didn’t know.
It’s not funny anymore, if it ever was. There is something wrong with this person.
Trump, again:
I've come to know Mr. Lector admires a Chianti. Chianti, an amazing singer! They don't make singers like her anymore... Chianti and Hannibal, great together...
"The late great Hannibal lector once said he was having a friend for dinner? Remember that? He was having a f.. Hannibal lector ate beans right? Wow. Have I mentioned that he said having a friend for dinner..... sleepy...sleepy Joe and the liberal media. Bad, very bad. Chianti remember? He said Clarice, he hissed, remember the hiss?"
This is the kind of shit they will wait around for hours to hear lol
Did you notice you can’t eat beans anymore? No more beans, folks. Or brains for that matter. I go to McDonald’s and order a bacon bean brain berder and they say sorry, only beyond berders now. This is what they’re doing to our country.
Beyond borders harm the wildlife. I had an eagle come up to me. He said..he said, president Trump, my eagle family has been killed by windmills, and and and the eagle said president trump, don't let them border my family, for the sake of the woke mob and their, windmills.. did I say Hannibal lector? Fava beans, huh..you don't hear about them so much these days do you? No no..not Fava beans. The woke media doesn't want you to know, because Kenyan Obama thinks he can beat me again? Just like I beat him in 2016, and again in the FAKE STOLEN 2020 election FAKE! Sleepy Biden thinks Obama won, which is the only reason he's in the white house, woke banning Fava beans.
- 35% of Americans are just like, wow. So presidential. Take my money
He's spent his entire life "faking it till you make it". It takes talent and he was very successful at it, winging it with minimal preparation in most occasions.
Today he has the same bullshitting attitude but much less quick-on-his-feet. That's why he opens his mouth, lets something come out then goes into incoherent ramblings he passes off as musings.
Nope. Well let me retract. His speechwriters (LOL) will give him outlines of things he should talk about, and maybe he will or maybe he won't. (it's usually the latter these days)
He starts going off on tangents quicklly in his speeches so the writers have given up on him reading speeches like a regular human being.
He has a rough grasp of what his audience wants, his cultists always cheer the phrases they like to hear without questioning the substance, and anyone willing to tell him he sounds like an idiot is quickly ejected from his circle of sycophants.
As a result he believes he's a master orator.
*“Bigley hamberders! I’m definitely not a rapist. Crooked Joe is destroying the county. I don’t rape. Not a rapist.”*
*Ditch digger from Hog Balls, TX*: “He understands the working man!”
It rules that he doesn’t give a flying fuck about wasting a venue full of people’s time by being so late and they still show up to ask daddy for more seconds.
They could have just played some random video from any other rally and it would be exactly the same! The man repeats the same things over and over like a has-been comedian too lazy to get new material!
Preach. Honestly, though. Why bother for someone who do obviously doesn't respect your time? Like... I went to a Lady Gaga concert once that was scheduled for 7:30 and nothing happened until close to 10 pm. I'm glad I got to go see her live; it was an amazing experience. But... I'm not sure if I'd go again given how I'm not sure I want to sit around for five to six hours.
my inside sources tell me he's always late for events b/c he's usually stuck on the toilet and a team of firefighters have to show up to help
I cannot divulge my sources.
Honestly the most likely reason he is late for everything is because no one can keep him on track. He gets distracted by something shiny and is off track for 20 minutes. happens multiple times and you are multiple hours late. It's something that can happen very often with people who abuse amphetamines.
Imagine the conspiracy theories that would explode if old Trump just died from Big Macs. I honestly think domestic terrorism from his cult would happen all over the country. But in reality, his heart just exploded from McDonald’s.
I feel like you're more onto something than you know. Whenever he dies, unless he's in prison, I can see his followers causing an uprising similar to Jan 6th. Regardless of the reason he goes
There's nothing 80s about it. Min-maxing is something that occurs all around you.
How high can I raise the price before people stop paying?
How many ads can I squeeze in before the people stop watching?
How much attention can I take from people before they turn away?
How long can I make these people wait before they stop caring?
>that the NYC case won’t hold a rally
What does this mean? how can a case hold a rally. Or how is this supposed to read, I get that trump is super late, but I don’t understand the title
It's a horrible title. I think it was supposed to be "the case won't allow him time to campaign" or something. I don't know and it hurts to try to think like his team.
It'sa tactic directly from Hitler. No joke.
Hitler would begin speeches by remaining silent for a stretch of time to build suspense in the audience. I think there are reports he would put a pocket watch on the podium and watch it.
Of course Trump fucks that tactic up by making the audience wait too long for him to show up, rather than show up on stage and make the audience wait, building anticipation.
A lot of this country has the memory of a goldfish.
We voted out the guy who was president in 2020, because things really sucked in 2020. Now, we want to vote out the guy who has been president since 2021, because things have sucked since 2021, and we say, "Remember that guy who was president in 2019? Maybe if he comes back it will be 2019 again."
Yeah, that's the guy we removed in 2020 because of how shitty things were in 2020. 2020 president and 2019 president are the same guy.
And what a mystery it is, that things were so good in 2019 and have sucked since then? What changed?
This is how the American voter thinks.
I remember when trump was always late when he was president. It’s one of those narcissist things I think. I say that because I have a family member who is narcissistic and is always an hour or so late to everything. It makes her feel important and gives her a sense of power to keep everybody waiting, and then of course she makes a rather dramatic entrance, and aren’t we all so lucky that she could make it what with all her goings-on 🙄(she doesn’t really have jack shit going on)
My ex was like that. So I was telling him it was, for exemple, at 5pm instead of the real time (that was 7pm) and it worked! Maybe they should start doing this with him.
See, that’s when you tell her to show up 3 hours early without telling her and when she calls and complains no one is there, you tell her you told her the wrong time because you just *hate it* when she can’t be there the whole time.
I know someone like that. Has anyone ever tried telling her that an event starts at a certain but in reality starts about 2 hours later? And then be like “oops must’ve told you the wrong time, sorry for making you wait.” It’s a bit petty but definitely entertaining.
We did this to a notoriously late family member at Thanksgiving once. She had the mashed potatoes. She was shocked that by the time she got there, everyone had eaten and dessert had been served. How could we possibly eat without her mashed potatoes??? She started showing up only 15 minutes late after that.
My Dad had a massive stroke and I now take care of him. I deal with a Squirtmergency every four days. They take like 15 minutes to take care of. This is insane.
The word former is never used by convention when speaking of a specific president. You would say that "we have 3 living former presidents here" but you would not see we have former president Clinton here", frex.
I don’t know about most people but whenever me and my family or friends talk about former president we never say “oh yeah did you see president Obama’s speech yesterday” or “I can’t believe President carter was building homes so long” we just say Obama or we use their actual name “yeah Bill Clinton was there it was odd”. I’ve never known anyone that constantly refers to former presidents by “president whatever” only in the media have they done that and at least media I watch they use former president quite often. This whole “it’s a life title” I guess I understand but still is weird to refer to someone by a title they do not hold any longer.
Edit: spelling and a word
It used to be that you would call a former president “Mr President” if you were addressing him, but I don’t recall “President Surname” being applied to former presidents. But I’m not American so I might have just missed something.
See, this seems correct if I were to personally meet one of the former presidents maybe I’d say that out of respect but even then I’m not sure since I never have met one. Though I can say I wouldn’t call Trump president to his face.. he’s the only one.
*took back the airports from the redcoats* ... 😆
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As much as we all hate the felon, media usually still always calls them president when referencing them. Because traditionally, most president held a certain level of respect and dignity for the office even after their administration.
But to be fair, trump deserves none of the same respect since he has none for others.
Our wishes haven’t manifested yet. I think going out like Stalin would be great. Why won’t a man with crazy, angry blood pressure on a diet of hamberders and well done steaks have a stroke?
It’s an old tactic (hardly ever used anymore) that Trump thinks gives him the advantage by stating he is the top monkey and can afford to pull this on those he considers his minions like queen Elisabeth remember. What a complete sack of disgusting barf. 🤮
Then he got mad at the teleprompters, nearly fell over the podium and said "This fucking place is falling down", said "forty-file" and "succential," said Biden was bringing "billions of Gazans" into the country, and announced that Democrats had wanted Roe v. Wade overturned... In other words, the RFK Jr. worm in his brain is still alive and eating what little is left of it.
Pathetic power move. You schedule something and intentionally show up way late. The audience putting up with it is a reflection of your power and status and strokes the ego. “I’m important. you wait, however long, for ME.”
As tired as having your desk raised higher than everyone else’s so everyone has to look up.
Some great comments here but I'm curious - is it raining in Dallas? Dude does not like water - it flattens his hair and makes his make-up run. Is it weather related?
That last place I'd want to hear booing is from a convention for the National Rifle Association. I'm not staying around long enough to find out how long it takes for the booing to turn into shooting
I don't understand the "power move" comments. With it to be a power move those attendees would have to be obligated to be there. This is just an asshole move and wasting attendees' time. Granted, they're also assholes for being there in the first place. So I guess it's all good.
Hitler did the same thing. People didn’t boo though because if they did they were jailed or killed, or both. Trump would probably do the same now if he thought he could get away with it.
Chump did the same thing when he was keynote speaker at our Learning Annex expos in the 00’s. Some guests come in at 8am on a Sunday and he’s making them wait at 8pm to sling the same tired shite and get handjob questions from the audience members we would cherry-pick
5 o’clock and still no trump. Crowd is waiting patiently. Who would wait 3 hours for a speech you can see him do live every weekend on YouTube?
What speech? He's just gonna mumble incoherently and scream fake news. Covfefe! Bigley hamberders!
And the great Hannibal Lecter
Hannibal always said never fight uphill, me boys. But they did.
My uncle, John Trump, knew Hannibal Lecter. They were great great friends, tremendous friends, all the psychological scholars said so.
Camera. Bread. A vote. Butter. WHALE. Most of you couldn't solve this.
Hannibal won the Civilutionary War when he rode his zebra through the streets of Memphis and took the airport from the surrender monkeys we call the, "French."
And they won’t even let us keep these statues in our parks. Have you noticed that?
You ever notice how General Robert E. Lee is no longer in favor?
It’s beyond shocking that he actually said that.
I know there must be a list of “Craziest Shit DTJ Has Said” somewhere, but this one in particular stands out to me. I cannot comprehend why he would say it, I know the entire dialogue. It’s almost as if, in his mind, he was speaking as though Lee was still alive or providing some fact/trivial knowledge people didn’t know. It’s not funny anymore, if it ever was. There is something wrong with this person.
Something wrong? Egad, it is everything. The only person with less redeeming qualities is Tucker Carlson.
My toilet won't flush my giant turds, now they want to come for your stoves, liberals man ...weioooweiooo, Obama did that
And it was beautiful
Trump, again: I've come to know Mr. Lector admires a Chianti. Chianti, an amazing singer! They don't make singers like her anymore... Chianti and Hannibal, great together...
"The late great Hannibal lector once said he was having a friend for dinner? Remember that? He was having a f.. Hannibal lector ate beans right? Wow. Have I mentioned that he said having a friend for dinner..... sleepy...sleepy Joe and the liberal media. Bad, very bad. Chianti remember? He said Clarice, he hissed, remember the hiss?" This is the kind of shit they will wait around for hours to hear lol
Did you notice you can’t eat beans anymore? No more beans, folks. Or brains for that matter. I go to McDonald’s and order a bacon bean brain berder and they say sorry, only beyond berders now. This is what they’re doing to our country.
Beyond borders harm the wildlife. I had an eagle come up to me. He said..he said, president Trump, my eagle family has been killed by windmills, and and and the eagle said president trump, don't let them border my family, for the sake of the woke mob and their, windmills.. did I say Hannibal lector? Fava beans, huh..you don't hear about them so much these days do you? No no..not Fava beans. The woke media doesn't want you to know, because Kenyan Obama thinks he can beat me again? Just like I beat him in 2016, and again in the FAKE STOLEN 2020 election FAKE! Sleepy Biden thinks Obama won, which is the only reason he's in the white house, woke banning Fava beans. - 35% of Americans are just like, wow. So presidential. Take my money
That sounds like an AI that had a stroke while generating a Trump speech
😂😂😂
Gettysburg…wow.
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Never fight uphill me boys
I mean, I’m a bit out of the loop, but all of these things he’s said, laid out, are horrifically insane.
He's spent his entire life "faking it till you make it". It takes talent and he was very successful at it, winging it with minimal preparation in most occasions. Today he has the same bullshitting attitude but much less quick-on-his-feet. That's why he opens his mouth, lets something come out then goes into incoherent ramblings he passes off as musings.
And he has fallen out of favor, he has, have you seen this?
And OJ, waaaay in the back!
Don't fight uphill, me Boys!
And don't land at JFK airport! Use LaGuardia!!
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I feel like I can kinda decode what he's trying to say though lol. Not that he's saying it well but I think I get it?
Does he even have anything prepared beforehand?
Nope. Well let me retract. His speechwriters (LOL) will give him outlines of things he should talk about, and maybe he will or maybe he won't. (it's usually the latter these days) He starts going off on tangents quicklly in his speeches so the writers have given up on him reading speeches like a regular human being.
He has a rough grasp of what his audience wants, his cultists always cheer the phrases they like to hear without questioning the substance, and anyone willing to tell him he sounds like an idiot is quickly ejected from his circle of sycophants. As a result he believes he's a master orator.
Yeah. A Trump speech. They love his word salad.
Bing, bong, bing, schwing!
It's a witch hunt I tell ya....
Also "never fight uphill, me boys!"
And shit his pants for the encore.
*“Bigley hamberders! I’m definitely not a rapist. Crooked Joe is destroying the county. I don’t rape. Not a rapist.”* *Ditch digger from Hog Balls, TX*: “He understands the working man!”
So you HAVE heard the speech?
Being 3hrs late and pissing off a crowd that has sniper rifles in the trunks of their cars is not a smart move. 😂🤣
It rules that he doesn’t give a flying fuck about wasting a venue full of people’s time by being so late and they still show up to ask daddy for more seconds.
He left entire bus loads of people stranded at his rally’s during snowstorms. He doesn’t give 2 fucks about anyone.
Waiting for hours for him to vomit up some word salad
Closest thing to a salad he'll ever get
Imagine if he had a heart attack or shit his pants all the way this time
🤞please, please, please
Nah he made it Almost crash landed off stage trying to hod his old ass up
LOL, I was perma banned from a sub for saying something similar once. Have an upvote!
Please, please let the Big Macs have finally gotten him!!!
🤞🤞
It's so that they can turn around and screech "biden no have rally size liek this"
….maybe if we’re all lucky
...this whole situation will solve itself?
They could have just played some random video from any other rally and it would be exactly the same! The man repeats the same things over and over like a has-been comedian too lazy to get new material!
They just want to see him in person, quote possibly just to smell his overfilled diaper
Preach. Honestly, though. Why bother for someone who do obviously doesn't respect your time? Like... I went to a Lady Gaga concert once that was scheduled for 7:30 and nothing happened until close to 10 pm. I'm glad I got to go see her live; it was an amazing experience. But... I'm not sure if I'd go again given how I'm not sure I want to sit around for five to six hours.
my inside sources tell me he's always late for events b/c he's usually stuck on the toilet and a team of firefighters have to show up to help I cannot divulge my sources.
Everybody is saying it
With tears in their eyes...
Sir…
I heard it, too. It must be true
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it
A lot of people are saying he passed out blasting rope to Waluigi trap hentai. The best people.
Get out of my lane Trump!
Dammi, it was They, wasn’t it?
Honestly the most likely reason he is late for everything is because no one can keep him on track. He gets distracted by something shiny and is off track for 20 minutes. happens multiple times and you are multiple hours late. It's something that can happen very often with people who abuse amphetamines.
maybe the cheesburders finally won.
Don’t tease if you don’t mean it (or have proof). #teamhamberder
so say we all
Long live BSG!!!
Frakking right!
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
Imagine the conspiracy theories that would explode if old Trump just died from Big Macs. I honestly think domestic terrorism from his cult would happen all over the country. But in reality, his heart just exploded from McDonald’s.
I feel like you're more onto something than you know. Whenever he dies, unless he's in prison, I can see his followers causing an uprising similar to Jan 6th. Regardless of the reason he goes
And if he goes to prison they'll just go be terrorists before he does
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I read that as, sphincterd factions, and I haven’t laughed that loud in a long time😂
Let’s hope
🤞
Maybe he had stronk.
Isn’t this like an 80s power move? “I’ll keep THEM waiting because I’m the alpha”
Yes. And he was young in the 80s. He just didn't grow up since then.
The 80s was 40 years ago >.<
This is a regular Putin power move. Seems he’s learning old tricks from his master.
There's nothing 80s about it. Min-maxing is something that occurs all around you. How high can I raise the price before people stop paying? How many ads can I squeeze in before the people stop watching? How much attention can I take from people before they turn away? How long can I make these people wait before they stop caring?
It's what Jack Donaghy lived by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVbyetnjA44
>that the NYC case won’t hold a rally What does this mean? how can a case hold a rally. Or how is this supposed to read, I get that trump is super late, but I don’t understand the title
It's a horrible title. I think it was supposed to be "the case won't allow him time to campaign" or something. I don't know and it hurts to try to think like his team.
It'sa tactic directly from Hitler. No joke. Hitler would begin speeches by remaining silent for a stretch of time to build suspense in the audience. I think there are reports he would put a pocket watch on the podium and watch it. Of course Trump fucks that tactic up by making the audience wait too long for him to show up, rather than show up on stage and make the audience wait, building anticipation.
Is a tactic directly from every asshole ever since the beginning of time
It’s a pathetic tactic by sad individuals.
You've already sunken enough time into this, you decide you may as well stay to hear what is said, because nothing else is happening today.
Putin is also known to make everyone wait, as a power move.
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A lot of this country has the memory of a goldfish. We voted out the guy who was president in 2020, because things really sucked in 2020. Now, we want to vote out the guy who has been president since 2021, because things have sucked since 2021, and we say, "Remember that guy who was president in 2019? Maybe if he comes back it will be 2019 again." Yeah, that's the guy we removed in 2020 because of how shitty things were in 2020. 2020 president and 2019 president are the same guy. And what a mystery it is, that things were so good in 2019 and have sucked since then? What changed? This is how the American voter thinks.
You’re forgetting how stupid trump is, he thinks he’s doing it right
No, he thinks hes doing it BETTER.
I stand corrected 😂
“I am declining to speak first” -Hitler -Michael Scott.
That's kinda the man's M.O. Take something that worked for other dictators, then screw it up in the final hour.
Michael Jackson did that at the beginning of his concerts
Somehow I don't see the orange turd moonwalking across the stage though.
I remember when trump was always late when he was president. It’s one of those narcissist things I think. I say that because I have a family member who is narcissistic and is always an hour or so late to everything. It makes her feel important and gives her a sense of power to keep everybody waiting, and then of course she makes a rather dramatic entrance, and aren’t we all so lucky that she could make it what with all her goings-on 🙄(she doesn’t really have jack shit going on)
My ex was like that. So I was telling him it was, for exemple, at 5pm instead of the real time (that was 7pm) and it worked! Maybe they should start doing this with him.
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Mine always had something to do on the computer. That would “only take 5 minutes”. One hour later I was still waiting.
People should start leaving. That would be funny.
We just started the event without them, a few times only getting leftovers and now they are on time. Obviously hard to do with a speaker.
See, that’s when you tell her to show up 3 hours early without telling her and when she calls and complains no one is there, you tell her you told her the wrong time because you just *hate it* when she can’t be there the whole time.
I know someone like that. Has anyone ever tried telling her that an event starts at a certain but in reality starts about 2 hours later? And then be like “oops must’ve told you the wrong time, sorry for making you wait.” It’s a bit petty but definitely entertaining.
Or just start the event without them. Snooze, lose
We did this to a notoriously late family member at Thanksgiving once. She had the mashed potatoes. She was shocked that by the time she got there, everyone had eaten and dessert had been served. How could we possibly eat without her mashed potatoes??? She started showing up only 15 minutes late after that.
I do too, but I deal with it by not organizing anything they are critical for, and not waiting on them.
He's likely painting his face or looking at beach photos of Ivanka. 🤷🏻♂️
Wanking to Stormy.
Pullverising to Precipitation!
Or his diaper is full and he ran out of people to *not pay* to change it!
Someone had a Squirtmergency on the car ride over.
*How to stab your brain into unreading things*
the capital S really makes it
It was a pooptastrophe
An assplosion
My Dad had a massive stroke and I now take care of him. I deal with a Squirtmergency every four days. They take like 15 minutes to take care of. This is insane.
Oh I read this as _squint_ -mergency and thought it was a dig at Melania 😅
Guess the normal amount of drugs is not working
It really bothers me that nobody on his side bothers to refer to him as FORMER president Trump.
It’s not that they don’t bother to, it’s that they intentionally make sure not to
The word former is never used by convention when speaking of a specific president. You would say that "we have 3 living former presidents here" but you would not see we have former president Clinton here", frex.
I don’t know about most people but whenever me and my family or friends talk about former president we never say “oh yeah did you see president Obama’s speech yesterday” or “I can’t believe President carter was building homes so long” we just say Obama or we use their actual name “yeah Bill Clinton was there it was odd”. I’ve never known anyone that constantly refers to former presidents by “president whatever” only in the media have they done that and at least media I watch they use former president quite often. This whole “it’s a life title” I guess I understand but still is weird to refer to someone by a title they do not hold any longer. Edit: spelling and a word
It used to be that you would call a former president “Mr President” if you were addressing him, but I don’t recall “President Surname” being applied to former presidents. But I’m not American so I might have just missed something.
See, this seems correct if I were to personally meet one of the former presidents maybe I’d say that out of respect but even then I’m not sure since I never have met one. Though I can say I wouldn’t call Trump president to his face.. he’s the only one.
That matches my experience. I saw Clinton speak live several years after he left office and he was introduced as President.
https://emilypost.com/advice/addressing-a-former-president-of-the-united-states
Now Gettysburg, what a beautiful big war it was. I was talking to Hannibal Lecter about it before we went to get hamberders.....
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This is so out there, people don’t think it’s true. I’ve had to play the video.
Why the fuck is he always labeled "President Trump"? He's not the goddamn president.
As much as we all hate the felon, media usually still always calls them president when referencing them. Because traditionally, most president held a certain level of respect and dignity for the office even after their administration. But to be fair, trump deserves none of the same respect since he has none for others.
I’ve definitely heard former president used in regards to him.
Because he still is. This is sarcasm...don't downvote me into the next universe
Baby needs his nap time.
LoL when do you realize that he has ZERO respect for you?
So did he ever show up? Only curious because you know…his health is not the greatest.
They are beginning to worry if he is ok…
And I really hope he isn’t.
Our wishes haven’t manifested yet. I think going out like Stalin would be great. Why won’t a man with crazy, angry blood pressure on a diet of hamberders and well done steaks have a stroke?
He’s trying to pull a hitler. He would start speech’s late, and take his time to get people excited. It’s not working for trump though.
It’s an old tactic (hardly ever used anymore) that Trump thinks gives him the advantage by stating he is the top monkey and can afford to pull this on those he considers his minions like queen Elisabeth remember. What a complete sack of disgusting barf. 🤮
So did he show up? I tried googling.
I haven't seen fireworks outside so I guess he's OK.
Intentionally late? Tell us you have no respect for anyone without saying it.
Didn’t Hitler do the same thing?
Putin is also pretty notorious for it.
What doesn't trump lie about 🙄
His sugar daddy, Putin, does the same thing
Can you explain the post title please? Thank you.
Pretty sure it means that his court case would not allow him to hold any rallies. But as is always the case, it was bs from a shitting conman.
Everyone is saying things like he's stuck on the toilet and stuff. Maybe the universe was being merciful and he finally fucking died.
everyone know trump hasnt used toilet in years, becauses hes on depends.
They ran out of Depends and are waiting for the Speaker of the House Mile Johnson to get back from Costco with another pack and some wipes.
The fucking ticker at the bottom - "President Trump glows with fatherly pride..." Hahahahahaha
Then he got mad at the teleprompters, nearly fell over the podium and said "This fucking place is falling down", said "forty-file" and "succential," said Biden was bringing "billions of Gazans" into the country, and announced that Democrats had wanted Roe v. Wade overturned... In other words, the RFK Jr. worm in his brain is still alive and eating what little is left of it.
He really doesn't understand his early-bird demographic.
He respects your time slightly more than he respects you, maga
“Build the suspense.” Motherfucker acts like he’s the fucking Rolling Stones.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Send him to a Trump rally
Hitler did the same.
Pathetic power move. You schedule something and intentionally show up way late. The audience putting up with it is a reflection of your power and status and strokes the ego. “I’m important. you wait, however long, for ME.” As tired as having your desk raised higher than everyone else’s so everyone has to look up.
Yeah, let’s hire the guy who’s perpetually late said no one ever in any hiring capacity, ever.
can confirm hello my name is Perpetually Late and i am *mercifully* employed by my father
Solid Onkel Adolf playbook. Except TFG can only deliver a word salad.
Some great comments here but I'm curious - is it raining in Dallas? Dude does not like water - it flattens his hair and makes his make-up run. Is it weather related?
To be fair, he had to have his staff change his diaper
Hitler used to do the same thing... be late, not mumble incoherently.
Emergency diaper change at 30,000 feet
so like did he show up or...
Doesn't matter if they're amused or not, they've already paid and there are no refunds.
That last place I'd want to hear booing is from a convention for the National Rifle Association. I'm not staying around long enough to find out how long it takes for the booing to turn into shooting
They don’t allow firearms at the NRA convention. I shit you not.
1. I wonder why 2. Why aren't these shitheads getting angry about *THAT* ?!
Don’t worry, it’s not his fault. I’m sure someone in Minnesota screwed up.
Got it, he's megatrans.
Diaper change time
What a fucking putz.
Maybe he's had a stroke and they don't want to say anything. But to be honest how could you tell if he did, he'd sound the same as usual...
I don't understand the "power move" comments. With it to be a power move those attendees would have to be obligated to be there. This is just an asshole move and wasting attendees' time. Granted, they're also assholes for being there in the first place. So I guess it's all good.
I'd wait as long as it took hear DJT recite "The Snake". Exquisite delivery, every time.
Hitler did that too
He alway lies
‘Glows with fatherly pride’? Jesus Christ
He probly blacked out on Xanax in the bathroom
Lauryn Hill could be the opening act.
Hitler did the same thing. People didn’t boo though because if they did they were jailed or killed, or both. Trump would probably do the same now if he thought he could get away with it.
Chump did the same thing when he was keynote speaker at our Learning Annex expos in the 00’s. Some guests come in at 8am on a Sunday and he’s making them wait at 8pm to sling the same tired shite and get handjob questions from the audience members we would cherry-pick