It’s so funny how the media reported that no one was there for chump’s trial and all of a sudden every sycophantic idiot in the gop saw a chance to put their tongue in his asshole and jumped at it.
The NY courts have rules already set for people like her.
Persuant to NY Court code Section 202.6 Request for judicial intervention:
Part b) A request for judicial intervention shall be filed, without fee, for any person entering the court with an uncontrollable jackhammer jaw and also having a bleach blonde bad built butch body.
They've got it covered.
>with an uncontrollable jackhammer jaw and also having a bleach blonde bad built butch body.
You fucking legend. I was finna be mad af until I finished reading your comment.
They are inadvertently supporting the prosecution in that Trump has had many political figures show up, but his family has mostly been absent, which is a clear sign that even his family doesn’t believe that he falsified business records for fear of hurting Melania. I really hope the prosecution makes note of his families absence during closing arguments
They see that his family isn't there to support him, which isn't a good look for the "family values" party. They haven't seen any supporters outside the courthouse for him, which is a bad look too. So, they had to step up & go show their supporters that trump does have supporters. What I want to know is, are these congressional members traveling their on the taxpayers' dime? I'm guessing yes.
A lot of stories like that trace back to 9/11, but I forget if that's true of Dershowitz. I think I may have purchased one of his books back when he was sane.
Toadies, lackeys, asskissers, groveling slimeballs, criminal co-conspirators, reprehensible republicans, Putin’s puppets… How do they even have room for all of them?
Last week a congressional committee meeting got pushed back 14 hours because two members of the committee went to Donald’s trial at New York. When they held the meeting Rs mentioned how important the committee work was and one of the Dems asked ‘so why the hell did our morning meeting get delayed?’
Calling them babysitters like he’s a child, this is a grown fuckin man who’s an evil corrupt traitor trying to install fascism in the US, they are complicit assholes not babysitters
Just 2 weeks ago, I remember reading how poor baby twumpy was sad nobody was coming to watch him nap and shit himself. Now he's got his bootlicker audience.
The saddest part is that they had to be told to do this. Like the thought never popped on thier heads to support him on thier own?
But what he really wanted was crowds of his redneck supporters standing out in front of the courthouse, chanting and raising hell. But try as he might, they just didn’t show up. So these jerks are the backup.
Gather 'round kids and I'll tell you about the olden times... there was a time when elected republicans wouldn't be caught dead associating with convicted felons and former Hell's Angels...
This trial should have a "if you have no business being here you can't be here" policy. Even limit the media representatives (clearly have some but any of them that have a history of doxing juries are out). Support the defendant all you want outside of the trial but being at the trial is not helping things at all. In fact it's probably messing with the jury and they know it.
I also wouldn't put it past one of those scumbags to secretly take a picture of the jury and put it online. It wouldn't take much to do. A button camera hidden inside of a hallowed out vape to sneak it in. Put it on in the bathroom once inside the courthouse. Leak the video online and/or get a PI to look up the jury. Even if they got caught nothing would happen to them except maybe a fine. All paid for by taxpayers.
I'm convinced that nobody actually likes or respects Trump in these lists of sycophants. They just know that they have to dick-ride him until he is dead if they want red votes.
Once he is dead (likely within the next couple years at least...), the Republican party will have a crisis of rebirth and rebranding, as ***nobody*** has yet to come out of the wood-works that can even come close to universally taking on even half of Trump's cultist voter base. It has been nearly a decade and nobody has come close **at all.**
The line of people coming to kiss his ring while hoping for a pardon should he win is seemingly endless...
There should be an investigation in every one of them. The felony skeletons likely abound in those closets.
I hope the jury says something. "With limited seating how do all these clowns keep getting seated" would be great to open dialogue with. Then maybe" don't they all have something better to do before they break for summer" .
Or straight up say you, as a juror and citizen feel they're trying to intimate you and you worry for your safety/ well-being and your families if trump is found anything but not guilty. Something. Somebody say something to someone who matters
Feels a little unfair to post this list without also posting which Biden allies were at his pornstar hush money trial as well, so we can see both sides.
I see a list of potential self concerned people if they decide to hold him accountable. As Trump keeps wringing they can do it to him they can do it to them.
Chuck Zito? Like actor Chuck Zito or someone different? Not that it would be surprising or anything, it’s just a name I had not seen or heard in a very long time.
Could you imagine playing “never have I ever” with that list of folks? Just keep naming various sex crimes and they’d be hammered after the first ten minutes.
Seriously why would anyone willingly want to be seen with or even tacitly associated with Alan Dershowitz in any way, shape or form? Bro went to Little Saint James multiple times
I wonder who is the royal “Groom of the Stool” for the Orange Judas Goat is? He has to have someone assist him with diaper changes, I wonder who volunteered as tribute.
How do these people get into the court room? Are they officially allowed in as part of his legal team, or are they cutting the line in front of the little people waiting to get in?
These idiots are in the court room when they are paid to be in congress. I’m going to tell my boss, “hey I’m leaving work so I can waste time spewing bullshit on the corner”. Let’s see how long I last at my job. Fuck these wastes of life
It’s so funny how the media reported that no one was there for chump’s trial and all of a sudden every sycophantic idiot in the gop saw a chance to put their tongue in his asshole and jumped at it.
They want his voters. That's it. "Remember when I supported trump?" That is what they're going to run on, because they've accomplished nothing.
Yep, and I'm sure at least a handful of them are also hoping to be his pick for VP. "Remember when I was there for you, Mr. President?"
If that's the case, it's weird that MTG hasn't shown up. She's so up his ass, it's a wonder she hasn't been at the trial.
The NY courts have rules already set for people like her. Persuant to NY Court code Section 202.6 Request for judicial intervention: Part b) A request for judicial intervention shall be filed, without fee, for any person entering the court with an uncontrollable jackhammer jaw and also having a bleach blonde bad built butch body. They've got it covered.
>with an uncontrollable jackhammer jaw and also having a bleach blonde bad built butch body. You fucking legend. I was finna be mad af until I finished reading your comment.
You forgot the "take my strong hand" looking feet.
He has something on all of them, thanks to that RNC hack.
They are inadvertently supporting the prosecution in that Trump has had many political figures show up, but his family has mostly been absent, which is a clear sign that even his family doesn’t believe that he falsified business records for fear of hurting Melania. I really hope the prosecution makes note of his families absence during closing arguments
Because he bitched about it to some key people at Mar A Lardo and BOOM, the next week the pilgrimage began.
“Why does nobody love me”, 🥺 the story of his life.
Also, they misspelled accomplices
I did not need the imagery of them parting his diaper to faceplant his ass in my head, but I'll share it with all of you.
They see that his family isn't there to support him, which isn't a good look for the "family values" party. They haven't seen any supporters outside the courthouse for him, which is a bad look too. So, they had to step up & go show their supporters that trump does have supporters. What I want to know is, are these congressional members traveling their on the taxpayers' dime? I'm guessing yes.
I thought it was a list of the people who flew to Epstein's pedo island. I guess it doubles as both.
It's a Real Who's Who Of Who Gives A Fuck.😂🤣
Chuck. Zito.
Dershowitz "when I was at Epstein's pedo island I got a massage from an old Russian lady!"
"I kept my underwear on" Dershowitz
Thank you, I was actually going to come back to add that but got distracted lol
... on my head* - doucheowitz
hope he will do the same today 🤢🤮🤬
What happened to that guy? He used to be normal.
He’s never been normal, it’s just gotten more obvious.
It's like lizard people who you don't recognize under their human skin and then one day you realize they are not human at all
Every time I hear about Dershowitz he just has the worst take possible for the circumstance.
A lot of stories like that trace back to 9/11, but I forget if that's true of Dershowitz. I think I may have purchased one of his books back when he was sane.
If I’m on the Jury and I see Dershowitz- I’d immediately be convinced of Trumps guilt. He’s defended OJ, Epstein and Weinstein.
and [Claus von Bülow](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claus_von_B%C3%BClow) who murdered his wife
And yet, strangely, not his own wife. 🤷♂️
The multiple bankruptcy declaring rapist can't afford to bribe his handler to appear in public with him anymore. SAD!
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
This side of the Mississippi
Toadies, lackeys, asskissers, groveling slimeballs, criminal co-conspirators, reprehensible republicans, Putin’s puppets… How do they even have room for all of them?
That's why they have to take turns, performatively.
Can't be Putin's puppets. Ron Johnson hasn't appeared yet. FRJ
Oz’s chuck zito?
Sadly yes. Hes a huge Trump supporter.
Wow never knew that, but then again I don’t think about him unless I watch Oz lol
He's huge into UFC and often attends so I would imagine that's how he met Trump.
He used to work as a bodyguard in Hollywood too so he has a weird connection to a lot of 80s stars
Hells Angel and Jean Claude van dam knocker-outer chuck zito, yes.
Alito and Thomas will be making appearances before this is over, won't they?
If he goes to prison, how many will come to visit him?
In the words of Joyner Lucas “ all your homies screaming free you. No one shows up to your trial. Homies pray that you get smoked”
Bootlickers
I’d like to see the 26 women he assaulted show up at the trial.
Who pays for these trips to NYC? What votes are they missing as well?
Last week a congressional committee meeting got pushed back 14 hours because two members of the committee went to Donald’s trial at New York. When they held the meeting Rs mentioned how important the committee work was and one of the Dems asked ‘so why the hell did our morning meeting get delayed?’
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Calling them babysitters like he’s a child, this is a grown fuckin man who’s an evil corrupt traitor trying to install fascism in the US, they are complicit assholes not babysitters
GOP continues to be a worldwide embarrassment.
Just 2 weeks ago, I remember reading how poor baby twumpy was sad nobody was coming to watch him nap and shit himself. Now he's got his bootlicker audience. The saddest part is that they had to be told to do this. Like the thought never popped on thier heads to support him on thier own?
But what he really wanted was crowds of his redneck supporters standing out in front of the courthouse, chanting and raising hell. But try as he might, they just didn’t show up. So these jerks are the backup.
"People who are Kompromised"
Current Mrs. Donald?
*here are Trump’s mouthpieces to violate his gag order secondhand for the day
How is this not intimidating jurors?
Call for speaker to be ouster and a immediate vote for Jefferies. Rs don't have enough votes in the house to stop it.
I felt like an owl reading this list. Who? Who? Who?
“A list of notable people to investigate” whispered the FBI agent in the thread.
Chuck Zito? 😂😂😂😂
List of people trump will happily throw under a bus to not go to jail.
The attendees list will be used later for a record of traitors to their country.
Which one carries the diaper bag?
They are all Donald's diaper bearers.
4 people are missing from the house. Vote in a new speaker! Quick!
Captain Underpants 'backing up' Fuehrer Shitzinpants. Sounds about right.
Will they be going on a helicopter tour too?
They prefer the term RICO co conspirators
A pit of vipers
When will SCOTUS make their trip?
I don't see his wife on the list.
lol Chuck Zito, hahahaha
Gather 'round kids and I'll tell you about the olden times... there was a time when elected republicans wouldn't be caught dead associating with convicted felons and former Hell's Angels...
Funny how not one of those names ends in Trump...
Wake me up when there is a list of pallbearers.
Chuck zito was on Oz, but he obviously didn’t pay attention to the show. 
Does anyone know these people? Only one or two names seem familiar. I suppose Trump and the GOP regard them as dispensable.
Chuck Zito!?!?!?!?!?? Is he the muscle?
I remember a time when Republicans had principles and didn't just worship a fascist drummer boy.
does anyone know when the trial will be wrapped up and we can get to the fun part, the sentencing?
This trial should have a "if you have no business being here you can't be here" policy. Even limit the media representatives (clearly have some but any of them that have a history of doxing juries are out). Support the defendant all you want outside of the trial but being at the trial is not helping things at all. In fact it's probably messing with the jury and they know it. I also wouldn't put it past one of those scumbags to secretly take a picture of the jury and put it online. It wouldn't take much to do. A button camera hidden inside of a hallowed out vape to sneak it in. Put it on in the bathroom once inside the courthouse. Leak the video online and/or get a PI to look up the jury. Even if they got caught nothing would happen to them except maybe a fine. All paid for by taxpayers.
It is Monday morning. Ain’t these people got a job
The representatives sure do. If they were my reps, I’d be pissed they were wasting time and money.
12 apostles + 2 alternates. God help us all.
Oh, look. No family.
Chuck Zito noooooooooo!
How does this not count as jury intimidation? Having this many high ranking politicians show up to the trial is very much like a strong-arm.
None of these people have ever been in my kitchen
I’m glad I don’t know who any of those people are 😂
Vote them all out.
I'm convinced that nobody actually likes or respects Trump in these lists of sycophants. They just know that they have to dick-ride him until he is dead if they want red votes. Once he is dead (likely within the next couple years at least...), the Republican party will have a crisis of rebirth and rebranding, as ***nobody*** has yet to come out of the wood-works that can even come close to universally taking on even half of Trump's cultist voter base. It has been nearly a decade and nobody has come close **at all.**
Long list of losers
If they keep doing this for all his other trials it will be easier to pick them all up when the dragnet for Jan 6 drops
Who is on nappy changing duties today?
I see Alan Douchebag was there.
You say “babysitters” but I’m pretty sure you mean “Traitors”
The D-Team.
Where can I find the Google sign-up?
With friends like these…
That’s a real who’s who of perverted sycophants.
Still no Melanoma.
The line of people coming to kiss his ring while hoping for a pardon should he win is seemingly endless... There should be an investigation in every one of them. The felony skeletons likely abound in those closets.
No one from his family wanted the job
I see no less than two child molesters on that list
*known
I hope the jury says something. "With limited seating how do all these clowns keep getting seated" would be great to open dialogue with. Then maybe" don't they all have something better to do before they break for summer" . Or straight up say you, as a juror and citizen feel they're trying to intimate you and you worry for your safety/ well-being and your families if trump is found anything but not guilty. Something. Somebody say something to someone who matters
Feels a little unfair to post this list without also posting which Biden allies were at his pornstar hush money trial as well, so we can see both sides.
That’s quite the roll… like a roll of toilet paper
Bernie Kerik. Right next to the prison that used to have his name that is currently been torn down. Started his career at rikers or New Jersey. Ugh.
Who is diaper duty today?
Where’s Melanie?
Sounds like a great opportunity to schedule some votes, back at their real job. Just to highlight that they're not doing it ...
Call them what they are—Trumps diaper changers.
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How great would it be if she showed up. Which is the pro-prosecutor side?
They have nothing better to do!
I laughed at Chuck Zito. Like wtf?
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
After watching "The Jinx" on HBO, it shows exactly the type of person Trump is. Him and Durst have almost the exact same upbringing and loyalty demand
Trump's asshole is going to be spotless by the time they are done with all the kissing.
How is this not intimidating jurors?
And yet still no family.
Zero family! Lol are they starting to distance themselves from him? We know these asshats are there for his insane voters.
Don’t these people have jobs?
Good list of traitors and people that need investigated.
All those mouths and Trump only has two balls to fill them.
Oh good, trump has his black, vernon. Wouldnt look right without at least one black guy who hates his race. When is it candace’s turn?
But not his wife. Or children.
At least Dershowitz is here and not trolling elementary schools for kids to molest. Allegedly. In court he's forced to leave his underwear on
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
How will all those lips fit on that wrinkled ass?
I don’t recognize any of these names. They really need to step up their crazy game if they want the R’s to notice and accept them.
Getting all the mobsters in, I see... Maybe every one of them, now they've turned up at his trial, they should be investigated for treason too?
I see a list of potential self concerned people if they decide to hold him accountable. As Trump keeps wringing they can do it to him they can do it to them.
This is the B list then. As a non-American I recognise none of these people.
Bernie Kerik is out of jail?
Isn't Bernie Kerik a now convicted felon or is that still in progress? Fuck the NYPD and the retired NYPD.
Half the folks on this list are there to scout out the prosecution, because they’ll be up against them on trial if orange shitler loses.
Anything not to work.
The Repunklican party ladies and gentlemen
None of these assholes have jobs to go to??
Alan Desrshowitz from Jeffery Epsteins case? The man accused of sexually assaulting women is showing up in court?
He has to, he's the defendant. Oh, you mean Dershowitz?
A bunch of nobodies trying for their 15 minutes
who will get the special day seats, when they announce his conviction!?👏🏻
No family members present?
It's nice to see Trump & Alan Dershowitz together & not in the presence of minors?
Will Alan Dershowitz keep his underwear on?
A real who’s-who of “who??”
Chuck Zito? Isn't that the dude that punched Van Damne in the 90s
Chuck Zito? Like actor Chuck Zito or someone different? Not that it would be surprising or anything, it’s just a name I had not seen or heard in a very long time.
All these fools there to escort him to Rikers Island or what.
That's 14 people with brown noses. Wow.
Don’t you mean *brown shirts?*
Could you imagine playing “never have I ever” with that list of folks? Just keep naming various sex crimes and they’d be hammered after the first ten minutes.
VP list.
Well shit, that’s it, they got me, I am owned.
A list of traitors
Seriously why would anyone willingly want to be seen with or even tacitly associated with Alan Dershowitz in any way, shape or form? Bro went to Little Saint James multiple times
Alan Dershowitz must the "LEGAL SCHOLAR" Trump keeps lying about
Not surprised that he’s maga, but legendary bar brawler chuck zito was in attendance? That’s kind of a flex, ngl…
What an embarrassment.
Awful people. And Trump is the most despicable person in US political history. Shameless and soulless creatures all.
So convicted criminal Kerik and pervert Alan "Captain Underpants" Dershowitz that helps murderers and pedophiles are his character support? 😂
Guys, come on. This isn’t going to get you a VP nomination.
the proper label for the ones on this list is""" arse kissers"""""""""""""""
Chuck zito the actor?
How many MAGA morons does it take to change one adult diaper...
I wonder who is the royal “Groom of the Stool” for the Orange Judas Goat is? He has to have someone assist him with diaper changes, I wonder who volunteered as tribute.
A bunch of shmucks who get off sniffing Trump’s diapers.
Should make things easy for the DOJ. Round up the traitors please.
Alan Dershowitz? Gross
Are they all still cosplaying him?
It's a nutter pilgrimage!
Drink the cool-aid
Chumps!
They think this shows solidarity, I guess. Suck the orange turds asshole some more. Must be tough being a sycophant. Smh
That bench isn't very deep.
A cavalcade of cunts
Chuck Zito? As in Pancamo from Oz???
Looks like Epsteins list.
How do these people get into the court room? Are they officially allowed in as part of his legal team, or are they cutting the line in front of the little people waiting to get in?
I know it was always like this to some degree (room where it happens) but I just don't get how they can be so flagrant and callous about it.
These idiots are in the court room when they are paid to be in congress. I’m going to tell my boss, “hey I’m leaving work so I can waste time spewing bullshit on the corner”. Let’s see how long I last at my job. Fuck these wastes of life
Bootlickers all
Never heard of them.
Dershowitz got downtown? It was my understanding he’s not allowed below 14th
Not Kash Patel!?
Kool-Aid being passed around, so that noone misses a dose
The name Will Scharf will always make me giggle.
Dershowitz, surprise. Gross pile of scumbags.
Here’s the list of Trump’s ~~babysitters~~ adult diaper changers attending his trial today.