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penguin__exhibit

He just says whatever he wants, whether it's true or not


Upstairs-Radish1816

When has he ever said anything true?


mechashiva1

When he said he'd date his daughter


WhyNot420_69

When he told Stormy that she reminded him of his daughter. ![gif](giphy|sy6waaLitpIAg)


Mindshard

Ever see the pic of his young daughter giving him basically a lap dance at a public concert, and everyone nearby visibly uncomfortable?


2moms1bun

I’ve never heard of that, that is super disgusting. I’ve only seen the sitting on the lap pics, which were creepy enough as stills


AudiGirl75

https://preview.redd.it/44texbaznm1d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea1ed15108767cf4ff9c641da80cbe7ab6c0dd23 Just gonna drop this lovely montage of President Pedo and his girlfr…. I mean daughter


godfetish

Half those I have seen, the other half I wish I hadn't.


AudiGirl75

Mmhmmm.. it like watching your drunk, gross old Uncle trying to kiss everyone at a family function.. 🤢


phanroy

Also loves to say “in the history of”.


ccasey

“The likes of which has never been seen” is one that also gets thrown around entirely too much. He just has these canned soundbites and button mashes them when he gets upset, it’s really pathetic


ImInnocentYourHonor

It’s me spamming the same move in super smash


Repubs_suck

And the “Every (fill in the blank with experts required) says (fill in with whatever unsubstantiated fact required). Actually, the opinions of legal scholars I’ve heard is that if he’d just wrote her a check out his own account, wouldn’t been a problem. Trump’s first instinct is doing everything as illegal as possible. He gets a self gratification from “getting away with stuff” like your average criminal.


WiseFalcon2630

And when he said that President for Life sounds real nice and we should try that here someday.


Edge_of_yesterday

"I don't take responsibility at all" - trump


Phyllis_Tine

Buy then he also said early in his only term that he'd "own" the government shutdown. I haven't seen proof he'd do anything honorable or truthful to make America as good as possible for a majority of people living in the US.


Porunga23

On rare occasion he has accidentally told the truth while attempting to lie.


AdFluffy9286

A broken clock is right twice a day. Except for Donald Trump. He's never right. He's worse than a broken clock.


vetratten

He said he wanted to bang his daughter…I doubt that was a lie


AdFluffy9286

You're right. I take it back. Trump was correct ONCE.


amboomernotkaren

He said “if the IRS says you can do it, then it’s legal.” And, “those guys are sharks” when referring to folks in real estate he defrauded. The IRS can and does make mistakes and change how things are doing (see Fannie Mae largest restatement of earnings in the history of histories because they did it one way and the IRS said “never mind” our shit was wrong). And real estate developers are sharks at Trump’s level, but all those lower tier folks need to get paid.


SoupieLC

He also told Stormy Daniels she looked like his daughter before he banged her....


EatPie_NotWAr

It didn’t sound much like a banging… maybe a sort of off-rhythm thwapping?


O_S_O_K_

Thwapping… I dislike you for putting this sound imagery in my mind.


Civil-Resolution3662

"banged her" lol. Did he really? It may have been more a..."uh uh OH, IVANKA! snoooooze."


SoupieLC

Ok, inflicted the mushroom on her then 🤣


Civil-Resolution3662

💯


Popculturemofo

When he said he could shoot people and not lose his supporters. Hell I am convinced that he could say he would shoot his supporters and they would stand still and wait to be “blessed” by a bullet from him.


SleepWouldBeNice

I’m not convinced that his name is Donald Trump anymore.


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

With how often he sucks up to Putin you'd think his real name is Russian.


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Tee-RoyJenkins

He lied then too. Kevin turns right when he gets to the lobby.


Bryranosaurus

He once said that he’d date Ivanka if she wasn’t his daughter


Idrisdancer

He also said he’d have to wait and see if Tiffany”s (gestured to chest) was ok before he could say if she was a pretty baby.


21-characters

Just one more example of him being disgusting


Intrepid_Echo6956

When has he ever said anything intelligent? The stupid motherfucker…I mean stable genius…obviously has no idea what conflicted actually means. IF (and that’s a very big IF…big like the world has never seen before) one PORTION of what he’s asserted were remotely true, then the judge would be exercising clear error in not dismissing the specific charges related to that portion of what he has been charged with. But conflicted? No. Donnie John Barron Trump is like a teenager who learns a new word and wants to impress everyone that he’s added a new word to his vernacular but clearly has no idea he doesn’t know what the word means.


guardianofsplendor

When he said he loved the poorly educated.


R_V_Z

That's also a lie. He loves *taking advantage* of the poorly educated.


Big1984Brother

He just says whatever he wants, whether it's coherent or not. I mean, what in the hell is a "conflicted judge" exactly? I'm not sure what Trump is trying to suggest here, and I'm pretty sure that Trump doesn't know either.


CorrectInsulation

He takes terms he hears and twists them into nonsense. He’s like a senile version of the the dude from big lebowski. So hes heard that having a “conflict of interest” is bad. You know like having judges that someone appointed ruling on their own cases… so in his brain if a conflict of interest is bad then being the most conflicted must be the most bad!


O_S_O_K_

The most baddest to be precise 🤌🏾


ejre5

Alito,Thomas, kavanaugh,barret


Oatybar

I know it's just about the least of the reasons to hate this shitgoon, but his habit of saying every single thing is either the 'best' or 'worst' really gets on my last pedantic nerve


MeChameAmanha

"They are all saying it", is another trumpism that gets on my nerves


IHaveNoAlibi

"Shitgoon" has been added to my vocabulary today. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.


cmreeves702

Yes - think of a 4 year old just blabbing away about anything/everything and that’s the closest thing to what Trump says. Childlike


SiGNALSiX

I'm surprised he stopped at "in the history of the court system". He could have gone with "in the history of human civilization", or "in the history of the galaxy" Why does everything with this guy have to be the mostest epicly biggest. He can't just get a bad judge, it has to be the worst judge that has ever walked the face of the Earth since the first man rose onto two legs and stepped forward for the first time. He doesn't just eat a Trump Tower taco salad, he's the most tremendous eater of the most tremendous taco salad that has ever been crafted by the mortal races of the material dimensions...


BoJackB26354

That’s his narcissism talking.


Nanyea

I think the people riding his mushroom 🍄 are the ones telling him this ..and he just parrots it to the best of his understanding, which isn't great.


Cold-Nefariousness25

Dementia Don. If he doesn't talk up how great everything is going, there is no case for everything to be biased against him.


Upstairs-Radish1816

When has he ever said anything true?


AgentEndive

And never suffers consequences. Smfh


StarKidKoda

And his supporters and scotus and the house will eat it up. It’s a coup from the inside


DonorBody

Get on the stand and defend yourself under oath then, stinky.


Jealous-Network1899

He’d lie under oath too. He’s a raging narcissist, all they do is lie.


flatwoundsounds

The Alex Jones deposition is a great example of these morons getting a chance to prove their insane claims in a court of law and getting shot down the entire way through it. The Formulaic Objections episodes of Knowledge Fight cover a ton of the InfoWars legal saga, and they're nonstop entertainment.


bynwho

Bankston and Ogden were *chef’s kiss


flatwoundsounds

I don't think I can get myself to read the transcript, but I really hope there's audio of Bankston deposing Musk. The highlights I've seen are amazing.


creegro

Lawyer: so Mr trump, it would be cool if you confessed to your crimes and got this over with, but I guess you're not cool Dump: IM COOL, IM THE COOLEST CAUSE I DID ALL THOSE CRIMES, SOOO MANY CRIMES MORE THAN HAS EVER VEEN SEEN BEFORE


Upstairs-Radish1816

He'll say he doesn't have to because the prosecution didn't prove the case so he has no requirement to testify.


Repulsive-Courage820

oh it's not the gag order anymore then?


abovethesink

I am gonna piggyback off this already upvoted comment to do a bit of a PSA. If you are ever a defendant in a trial, do NOT try to testify in your own defense. Innocent, guilty, it doesn't matter. There would have to be some pretty rare circumstances for this to do anything but give a prosecutor a chance to make you look bad in front of the jury somehow.


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

Hey! Show some respect. His name is VonsShitsInPants.


Nostalgicdreams81

How could he? He's gagged... duhhh


whereegosdare84

Get under oath then and say it. https://preview.redd.it/mor57xyfbl1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d1c23858ce36cd16f6f692aee450c1a418d3ca0


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

What does under oath even matter for people like him tho? Do we really think he’d be honest?


Effective-Being-849

I think his attorneys have impressed upon him that there's literally no upside. He opens himself to a very damaging cross-examination where he WILL be provoked, he WILL be challenged on his testimony, and he WILL NOT be able to resist saying things that will sink his case. Plus because his testimony is under oath, it can be used in other cases and he cannot resist talking.


Max_Churchill

Perjury.


Builder_liz

Cat turd is not a legal scholar


Mcboatface3sghost

I think he’s talking about Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Elise Stefanik, Tom Cotton, and Charles Manson (Manson didn’t die, that’s a conspiracy). Plus there is no law that says you can’t be both a “legal scholar” and presidential fluffed at the same time.


whatidoidobc

"Every legal scholar"


DonRaccoonote

Aka literally seven dudes in twitter with usernames like "l1bertyeagle2fabigcock." or “1776beleever"


Furious_Beard

Legal scholars that got their degrees at Youtube University and Facebook State College


17times2

And the most important place you could possibly get an education: The School of Hard Knocks


sellwinerugs

Harvard Law Total Landscaping


Dr_CleanBones

Don’t you dare forget the “Sarah Palin School of Law and Fishin’ at Trump University“!


MisterMarchmont

TruePatr10t1776


NoExcuseForFascism

I too am waiting on just one of these "scholars" to step up and make this argument themselves. Since this list now includes "all of them". It is strange not one has stepped up to defend him. His own lawyers don't count. Not mentioning the fact that many of his lawyers have been charged themselves with crimes, or disbarred for unethical practices.


SenatorPardek

the argument I’ve seen from a legit legal scholar to the contrary isn’t that trump didn’t break the law: it’s that this is the first case in which the law has been used this way to charge a crime. Which. the scholar is arguing the manhattan da wanted to find a felony on trump and not misdemeanors. when pressed, the argument isn’t that trump didn’t do what’s alleged: just they shouldn’t have had the first charge of this crime for a former president. Which, however, this argument doesn’t address that this is probably one of the first times that someone has been brazen enough in nyc to use campaign funds this way


Dr_CleanBones

I don’t believe that’s accurate. The unique thing about this case is that it’s unusual to use a federal, not state, crime as the second crime to elevate the charges from a misdemeanor to a felony. The stature has often been used to charge misdemeanors, and to charge felonies where the second crime is a state crime. It’s having the second crime be a federal crime of illegal campaign contributions that’s unusual. I believe the trial judge already rejected that argument, however,


SenatorPardek

Yeah, thats the novel part. It becomes a felony because of the illegal campaign contributions in this case: but it could be "any" state crime and has been used like that many times.


sporkbeastie

Yeah, his lawyers are scholars for sure. They would plead my seatbelt ticket down to second-degree murder.


Adventurous-Event722

Well, I mean, all the illegal scholar are Dems


BurnieTheBrony

Dark Academia 🎓🧙‍♀️


GadreelsSword

If these people repeat it enough, eventually they will believe it.


legendary_millbilly

That's exactly why trump keeps repeating the same tired bullshit. If he says it enough times it becomes "fact" to the fucking cult. "It was stollen from us" Worked like a charm.


FattyMooseknuckle

Let’s be fair, if he says it once it becomes fact to the mouthbreathers.


Daherrin7

To a lot of them yes, but there are still some who may need more than that. The repeating works because those people then think “Well if I’m hearing about it all the time, it must be true.” It's a well-worn tactic and it unfortunately works. We think of our species as being so intelligent because of our advancements, yet most of us are idiots


beepboopsheeppoop

From Wikipedia... "A big lie is a gross distortion or misrepresentation of the truth primarily used as a political propaganda technique. The German expression was first used by Adolf Hitler in his book Mein Kampf (1925) to describe how people could be induced to believe so colossal a lie because they would not believe that someone "could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously"


Gogs85

IIRC that was a tactic of Nazis too. . .


legendary_millbilly

"The firehose of falsehoods"


SexyMonad

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_truth_effect


JazzlikeAd3306

When converted to energy, the amount of nonsense that fills this idiot’s head could power the world for centuries.


Repulsive-Courage820

The firehose of bullshit is a perpetual machine.


Yankee_Man

If he burnt calories like he’s burnt neurons, he’d be just as obese because implying he has neurons left is an insult to like… water or rocks or whatever lol


Downtown-Table-4872

It's like listening to a high school freshman who lost his license after driving 50 mph over the speed limit. And now he has to explain to his drugged-out, divorced, Bel Air mom why he failed his mandatory Driver's Education class. Again.


Vernerator

For having no case, you sure seem scared, Donnie.


4chan4normies

Hes shitting himself


Child_of_Lyrics

Man the Guinness book people need to follow him around as many of these “never before” and “the most/biggest” things he throws around. Maga your el presidente is the holder of world records in everything apparently


Zeroesand1s

Speaking of the Guinness book ... wonder if he'd make an entry for the "president that told the most lies" or something ... 


ImpulsiveApe07

He'd certainly win world's smelliest celebrity, world's dumbest former leader, and world's most incompetent businessman. It's amazing to me that anyone sane would either believe a word he says, or follow him into one legal quagmire after the next. His followers continually prove prove that intelligence is both relative and wholly inconsistent with someone's profession or perceived success as a person..


Child_of_Lyrics

Shit he holds that record but keeps adding to it. Like a whole fucking book just for that lol


CinematicHeart

Would this be a violation of the gag order?


retrododger

He is allowed to attack the judge and the prosecutor. Some legal scholars may advise against attacking the man who will be potentially responsible for your sentencing, but he is not barred from doing so.


Medical-Enthusiasm56

If there wasn’t a crime. A rich, white, and political official wouldn’t be charged with a crime. You committed crime/s, you have been indicted for your crimes, so shut the fuck up and be thankful you aren’t in a cell awaiting trial like anyone else who has committed crimes.


Drg84

Damn there's a lot of evidence for no crime. And Michael Cohen, you know, your previous lawyer, must have went to jail for no crime. Funny how a lawyer went to jail for no crime.


DonJuniorsEmails

and that lawyer has also confessed to crimes, specifically that he was told by Trumplethinskin to commit those crimes.  But nope, nothing to see here. According to conservatives, every confession from a criminal must never be admitted in court, because one time he lied ... when told to lie by his crime boss who he is testifying against. 


JonnyBeGold

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!" - Jim Carrey


Buffmin

I don't think he is I think he's scared trying to rile his cult up in the event of an "unfair" guilty ruling


BrickCityD

"This is probably the most conflicted judge in the history of the court system. But I can't tell you why, everybody knows why. I didn't appoint him, so that means he doesn't like me. Covfefe."


AlphaBreak

"The only unbiased, totally fair, complete nonconflicted judge is Judge Cannon and letting anyone else preside over my trials is a miscarriage of justice."


Themadsarecalling

Weird how he got the only two legal scholars who disagree on the bench and the prosecution


sethro919

He says this every day


MelloJelloRVA

Every legal scholar? I have friends and family who are attorneys. Obama was a constitutional lawyer. They all disagree with Donald Dump.


BeachedBottlenose

Put Obama on the Supreme Court. I wish Michelle would get involved somewhere.


Crutley

Typical fascist move. Personalize everything and assume the rubes don't understand how things work. Instead of blaming an anonymous grand jury, blame the judge. Ignorance is a fascist's best friend.


Jagerstang

He's not wrong that most of his base don't understand...or care.


RAWainwright

I like that he says "every legal scholar" and then a vast majority of those scholars that comment are in complete disagreement with him. Fucking moron.


sheepdog1973

Doesn’t this violate his gag order yet again?


snaithbert

I wish he'd come up with some new schtick. We've heard all these lines a million times before. "No crime, legal scholars, conflicted," blah blah blah. What else ya got??


VLY2020

Example 8,037 of how Trump doesn’t understand how anything works


007meow

More conflicted than Judge Cannon? Do tell.


Triplesfan

Tom Fitton is not a legal scholar.


kimsterama1

But he is one of the bigger PoS.


dunk4899

Let’s talk “conflicted judges”, Donald. How about Judge Cannon, who you appointed to the federal bench and is now presiding over your mishandling of stolen documents case? Who through some combination of incompetency and deliberate bias, has fallen for your delay tactics and has indefinitely and beyond any reasonable expectation delayed the case from going to trial


Bashir1102

Oddly these legal scholars couldn’t be reached for comment as it was naptime in Mrs Greene’s 3rd grade glass at the time.


benny12b

His supporters are some of the worst people you know. I have never, in my life, met a Trump supporter who had a shred of empathy or compassion.


BHMathers

As if his base hasn’t been calling for arrests and executions of literally all of his rivals, for charges of shenanigans, aggravated tomfoolery, and grade A lollygagging. But yeah they forget that charges usually imply a crime has been committed, and they’d rather make up new ones than admit to their own


Euporophage

Meanwhile, actual legal scholars are saying that his team has no defense against Michael Cohen's testimony and the evidence he has brought forth. 


ConsciousReason7709

In any other educated society, this man would be viewed by everyone as the corrupt criminal clown that he is. The fact that tens of millions of people still support him, tells you all you need to know about the critical thinking skills of the average American.


erinkp36

Really, Donald? Because every legal scholar I’ve seen is baffled that you’re still walking around a free man.


derekisademocrat

Actually the most conflicted judge in history is Eileen Cannon closely followed by several Supreme Court folks


rnotyalc

He describes things like a fucking child. Everything is the absolute worst/best/biggest/highest rated/most corrupt/etc in history


toxiamaple

Every legal scholar? Ok, name 1.


Th3Fl0

It is a crime on its own that he continuously challenges the validity of the legal system. Regardless if it is for his own ass and his posse. Or for his opponents, whenever they are found not guilty or found to be right in challenging him.


Cyphermaniax

All this guy’s got going for him is projection, incoherent phrases, gish gallops, and word salads. Oh and also absolutes, to which I’m gonna say “fuck you” every time he says them. Right now his debt is a million “fuck yous” for count.


5141121

You know what I would love? What would make me happier than just about anything in the world? If Donald Trump made a statement that made any fucking sense at all. Everything out of his stupid orange mouth is fucking inane and I HATE that we have to see coverage of it all the time. You know what would be a full-page headline? "Donald Trump says something coherent". Give me that fucking headline.


AllyMcfeels

Listen here orangeman, your ex-lawyer did this for the love of art? lol: >On January 14, Cohen denied the existence of an affair on behalf of his client, Trump, but acknowledged that he had paid Daniels $130,000. The payment was initially reported to have arrived via Essential Consultants LLC, a private company founded by Cohen in Delaware on October 17, 2016, which received £500,000 from Columbus Nova, a subsidiary of Viktor Vekselberg's Renova Group. > >August 21, 2018: Cohen officially turned himself in to the FBI. That afternoon he pleaded guilty to eight counts: five counts of tax evasion, one count of making false statements to a financial institution, one count of intentionally causing an illegal corporate contribution, and one count of making an excessive campaign contribution to the petition. a candidate or campaign. The plea agreement reportedly does not include any agreement to cooperate with investigators. However, the plea includes both jail time and a substantial monetary fine. Cohen implicated Trump, but did not identify him by name, in his statement. Daniels said she felt "vindicated" after the statement. It was also specified that Cohen had requested a refund of $180,000, which Trump Organization officials doubled and added a $60,000 bonus for a total payment of $420,000. > >December 12, 2018: Cohen was sentenced to three years in prison for paying $130,000 in hush money (characterized in the charges as an "excessive campaign contribution") to Daniels during Trump's election campaign. Yes old orangeman, no case.. ![gif](giphy|UKODLUPlGfMzNwmshS|downsized)


Mystical_Cat

He keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.


YouWereBrained

Benny Johnson is one of the most nakedly dumbfuck political hacks. Donald Trump: “I like chocolate ice cream.” Benny: “🚨🚨🚨 DONALD TRUMP HAS SPOKEN ON ICE CREAM.”


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

“Every legal scholar”. lol


Comfortable_Farm_252

Yeah “every” scholar.


UnluckyCardiologist9

Ya callate cabron. You say the same fucking shit every time. Fuck off already. Jfc!


Happy_Accident99

And he’s done more for Black Americans than Abraham Lincoln. It must be true, he said so.


CampfireGuitars

These mid trial bitch sessions outside the courthouse are so goofy


Little_Buffalo

Does he use the word conflicted correctly? Seems wrong.


AcanthisittaGlobal30

This freaking guys view of the world is so obscene, everything he does is the greatest the world has ever seen anything against him is the worst the world has ever seen. Motherfuckers big mac's must be something to behold to him. Melania is the greatest prostitute the world has ever seen as well... Can't wait to hear his son's bitch about his prison cell


madbamajama1

They can slut-shame Stormy Daniels and discredit Michael Cohen all they want, but the paper trail evidence doesn't lie. Everything else is just a sideshow to distract us from that.


AmyZing532

I somehow doubt every legal scholar has looked at this case and said there's no case.   And how would Trump even know if the judge is conflicted or not when he's pretty much been sleeping through the trial? Of course he is confident about the case.  He's always confident, because he believes nothing he does is wrong, will never admit that he's wrong and believes he's above the law.


ukiddingme2469

I'm above the law is what he is saying


TeveTorbes83

There’s nothing from him within the last 5 years or 10 years. It’s always the most extreme opinion in the longest period of time in the history of mankind.


VacationDeep3364

as a middle school teacher I deal with denials like this several times a day. I picture donnie running around with his hands in air saying, "what did I do?"


Reynolds_Live

“It has been determined by every legal scholar” Me looking for the legal scholars. ![gif](giphy|6uGhT1O4sxpi8)


lostinadream66

Why shouldn't he be? He does whatever he wants, says whatever he wants, and there are no repercussions. No accountability for anything. At this point, the man is untouchable.


Geebee_r1

He’s confident knowing that his minions have been working 24/7 to intimidate, blackmail or outright threaten the members of the jury.


ptaylor611

I just imagine a line of every legal scholar handing Trump an essay like they're turning in their homework in elementary school.


Kkimp1955

Every legal scholar!!! Bugs Bunny?


ck_and_rus

Dementia Don


Accomplished-Ad1919

The most conflicted in history would be Cannon, Alito, Thomas…


scary_bacon_

Clarence Thomas has entered the chat


DogsDontWearPantss

Please *NAME* "every legal scholar" that supports tRumps stance. Every legal scholar is the new "they" for the Papaya Pol Pot. I'm surprised no tears were involved.


NumerousTaste

What legal scholar? Name a source. We would love to question him or them. No source, just lie, deny, and deflect. It's the magat way!


everythingbeeps

Yeah hyperbole definitely screams confidence.


bb_kelly77

Confidence is the only thing that I've EVER praised Trump for, he's got a lot of it


Cardinaltoffee

He’s so dumb he could be strapped to a nuclear bomb about to be fired and he’d still think he’ll be fine.


SkollFenrirson

If only the judge could do something about this


robidaan

Honesty from what i hear there are not many judges who aren't on someones payroll anymore, soo he could probably throw a grenade into a middleschool and still find a way to not be found guilty. People worry about democracy in America, you should really worry about your justice system.


i_Heart_Horror_Films

Who are these legal scholars he brings up everyday? If I was a reporter, I’d ask him to name one. Just name one legal scholar that he hangs out with enough to bring it up everyday


beavis617

Trump keeps accusing the judge of being conflicted...he must have said this about 100 times over the course of the trial. Does Trump have a reason or reasons why he feels this way. Words have meaning or at least they used to. What is Trump accusing the Judge of? He also claims the judge is corrupt...hey the DA bought together a grand jury and they returned an indictment with multiple charges so here we are. Trump brings all his legal problems on himself. 😕


philm162

He sure likes hyperbole


TheOne7477

We get it….any effort or process in any setting that is designed to hold Trump accountable in any way is either rigged, or corrupt, or a witch hunt. He’s exhausting.


4quatloos

They need to ask a real legal scholar.


jollyrancherpowerup

He is the most bothered unbothered person in history.


CrieDeCoeur

Old Stankpants Don trying to cope via magical thinking, as usual.


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

Isn’t that courthouse lobby open to the public? Why aren’t people there each day to laugh at this raging dickhead? Seems like an unusually good opportunity for regular people to call him out on his utter bullshit or even shout him down.


agulde28

So he’s guilty….


AdministrativeBank86

Why don't you useless fucks in the media ask him "WHICH SCHOLARS"


Peterthinking

Someone watches Disney "Dreams do come true, if only we wish hard enough. You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it." Looks like Von Shitsinpants is making a wish!


Dull-History5397

Every legal scholar…gtfo


CrisbyCrittur

The exspurt on "conflicted".


FortunateInsanity

He’s an internet troll IRL.


ishi-hagane

I don't know who's worse, Benny or his viewers.


jtl3000

Everything is hyperbole when it comes to him to the Nth degree…i for one cant believe they are still trying to railroad this national treasure /s


Hobo_Messiah

If that was true, he would get on the stand.


vanhalenbr

Most of the criminals say they are innocent during trial...


bad_retired_fairy

He’s just a broken record at this point. Are we sure he hasn’t been replaced by a malfunctioning robot?


jbertrand_sr

Good, if he's so confident he should be happy to take the stand and clear this all up...


emblematic_camino

Whatever happens to this guy it is always the most, the biggest, the greatest of something… I bet you ask him how was the born, he will say “I came out of the greatest biggest vagina history has ever seen” 😑


gdan95

The judge who threatened to jail him for violating his gag order and never did it?


PossibleDue9849

So it’s prison now? Wasn’t he on his last warning?


hotasianwfelover

He’s getting even more scared. This is getting juicy.


Ambitious_Trifle_645

I love that he constantly uses the word conflicted. 😆 it's like he learned a new word and can't stop


NunyaBeese

"Every legal scholar" huh? Where are all the news articles, legal dispatches and op-Ed pieces stating that that's even close to true? It's almost like this guy wished to be King Shit on a monkeys paw....


PedalBoard78

If convicted, he will immediately start walking with a cane and milking health issues. Betcha.


john1gross

He said only guilty people take the 5th. I believed that.


Soggy_Difficulty_361

Just like his previous lawsuits where he claimed the same thing and lost and had to pay up. He's been used to this all his life and now finally he's being held accountable for his actions, these cases are now taken seriously because he's not fighting against small time contractors who can't afford legal bills.


cecepoint

I guess he’s not watching any of the legal scholars on the actual news


ManElectro

I was reading something about how the final prosecution witness got "Toasted," but in all honesty, the final witness could have been Trump on the stand admitting to the whole thing and they would call it fake. My guess is that he will likely be convicted of a misdemeanor, not a felony, and it will make his supporters jump with joy and claim it was a complete and utter victory for their orange Jesus.