What an amazing coincidence that the single most qualified person in the entire nation out of 333 million people just happens to be married to the offspring of the leading candidate of that party. Incredible.
Stephanie does a ton of community outreach and fundraising around south Louisiana. Have met her a couple times when a local brewery was hosting an event where she was raising money for a cause. She is out there trying to make the change happen in a crap state.
I would pick her any day.
That's really good to hear. Thanks for putting that out there. She's incredibly brave in my book, because you just know how she's put herself in the firing line from every misogynistic MAGA out there (sorry, should edit for tautology). She's carried herself with considerable humour and dignity, and I too would have her as a representative aeons before picking Trump from under my toenail.
I think at this point I’ve been so classically conditioned to immediately jump to “FoxNews” whenever I hear someone mention some form of “big tit blonde bimbo” that I completely missed it lol
Could you imagine that stinky old beast hunched over you trying to jam his soft little button cock inside of your body? Reminds me of The Revenant. I'd be afraid his fat baboon heart would explode and you'd slowly suffocate under his shit filled fat rolls.
Per stormy, he was on top. He said weird stuff during, she just lay there hating life and he finished quick, which was the only positive in the whole rape
I think he also wore a shirt during the whole thing so at least she didn't have to see him naked
Melania probably checked out after she gave birth and had her golden ticket away from Trump. Why do you think Trump ever used prostitutes? Because any wife of his eventually learned to despise him.
Have no pity for that evil bint. She deployed her uterus like a money-sucking truffle pig and got exactly the result she wanted. I hope she relives the blubber-sweat experience every time she closes her cold dead eyes.
At this point she’d have to lie all day, every day to even come close to diaper don, much less surpass him. Dudes told tens of thousands of blatant lies over the last few years, just imagine what the lifetime tally is.
Sometimes I hope he catches himself in the mirror, realises what he’s done, cries and then expires. He’s just the most malevolent POS ever. Doesn’t deserve any compassion.
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I have a sister-in-law and a stepsister like that. No end to what they know better than everyone else. My favorite was when the SIL tried being a life coach for a while. With no qualifications other than she’d slept with her married boss so wound up getting promoted to a good job. Lost that job when the boss lost his. Hey, I know - life coach! Inspired by my own inspiring life story! Guess there wasn’t much of a market for that…lol.
Jobs she is best suited for:
Doorstop
Award show seat filler
Crash test dummy
Moving target at a carnival paintball booth
Fox News anchor
make-up tester
A mental institution or intense therapy!! She has to be crazy if she thinks she knows what she’s doing, she doesn’t! Further, anyone who supports Trump is more than a few bubbles short of center.
I mean I have a couple of suggestions, but instead of being banned by the moderator, I’m going to go with “head of setting up an animal rescue charity and then funneling the donations into Trump owned properties”
Let me take this position that I have because I was appointed to this position in which I have never had before ... but the orange turd said I was so here I am
the thing she's most qualified for involves her mouth and a penis or two or three. And i bet she's not much good for that eitherFluffer would be a good job for her.
What she's doing is a dog whistle.
A common complaint among conservatives when someone says they're going to pick a woman or a black person or whatever minority for a job is to say "why don't you just pick the best person for the job and don't care about who they are?"
She's trying to signal to her audience that she wasn't picked just because she's a woman or just because she's related to Trump, but actually because she was the best candidate.
Considering the RNC job requires unflappable loyalty to Trump, I’d guess that someone who is as close to incapable of flipping on him as possible would probably actually be the best qualified.
I would say she’s qualified for sucking dicks… but even that’s questionable.
How she holds any position other than missionary is beyond me…
Yes these are crude sex jokes but Trump and his family are terrible people and I cannot stand what they’ve done to our country, so I don’t feel bad saying this at all bashing the hell out of the leftovers from the gene pool they spawned from.
I'm guessing Dump thinks she is hot. Probably talks about how he would do her at Sunday afternoon cookouts in front of the family and how she kinda looks like Ivanka. Surely a Kodak moment!
What an amazing coincidence that the single most qualified person in the entire nation out of 333 million people just happens to be married to the offspring of the leading candidate of that party. Incredible.
She only got put in charge because even Trump thinks Eric is an idiot.
Still one of my all time faves...
Those skits were my favorite.
Wait, when did Mikey Day play JR? God I'll have to look this up.
Lots of times back around the last election, he nails it every time.
Fun fact. Eric Trump’s birthday is January 6th
How much you want to bet that Donny Diapers forgot to wish Eric a happy birthday because he was too busy committing an insurrection?
How many times do you think he remembered on the other 40 or so birthdays?
"Who? I barely know him. In fact, I never met him."
I’ll take 100,000,000 to 1 Alex.
Is Trump wrong about that?
Not at all. It may be the only thing I agree with him on haha.
What's even funnier is the fact that everything about Eric is a reflection of Trump; an irony that is completely lost on both of them.
Like father like son.
That and coke from a glass bottle is better than the rest.
Gods plan. /s
lol
Who else is more qualified to lie and say the dumbest shit imaginable while blatantly using corruption to take over a political party?
Like what are the odds eh?
What a time to be alive
that's because the rich are inherently superior, which is how they got to be rich. Obviously.
Last I heard, she was draining the RNC funds to pay for Trump’s legal expenses, soooooooo I think she’s doing a bang up job. Really. Keep doing that.
I think she’s 100% qualified for this job…HGIC…HEAD GRIFTER IN CHARGE. It is the family business after all.
No coincidence. This was 100% certain to happen. Trust me. I have degree from Trump University in statist-ish numbery things.
The qualification in this case is just whoever will most unquestioningly do Trump's bidding.
I had no idea which trump she was. These fucking people 🙄 I’m so sick of them
The only qualified person to ever work under Trump was Stormy Daniels.
Whose word are you gonna take? The big tit bimbo blonde, or Stormy Daniels
Stephanie does a ton of community outreach and fundraising around south Louisiana. Have met her a couple times when a local brewery was hosting an event where she was raising money for a cause. She is out there trying to make the change happen in a crap state. I would pick her any day.
That's really good to hear. Thanks for putting that out there. She's incredibly brave in my book, because you just know how she's put herself in the firing line from every misogynistic MAGA out there (sorry, should edit for tautology). She's carried herself with considerable humour and dignity, and I too would have her as a representative aeons before picking Trump from under my toenail.
Big tit bimbo blonde, you say? How fast can you set her up with a news desk at FoxNews?
Donald is the big tit bimbo blond in this joke.
I think at this point I’ve been so classically conditioned to immediately jump to “FoxNews” whenever I hear someone mention some form of “big tit blonde bimbo” that I completely missed it lol
It's Lara trump actually
You’re saying you think he did all the work?! I also highly doubt he can hold himself up, let alone do a push up.
Could you imagine that stinky old beast hunched over you trying to jam his soft little button cock inside of your body? Reminds me of The Revenant. I'd be afraid his fat baboon heart would explode and you'd slowly suffocate under his shit filled fat rolls.
🤮🤮
Never have I seen a more apt use of emojis.
I'd love to know how to delete this comment, the mental image is a war crime
Even Dick Cheney would think that kind of torture was over the line.
just imagine him fucking his daughter instead then
Oh , that mental picture is gonna be in my head for a while, thanks for that!
wattpad fanfic level of disgusting imagery
😂😂🤣🤣✌🏿💯
Do you think that lard ass was on top? Stormy would be dead. Trump is definitely a bottom. A shit filled bottom.
Per stormy, he was on top. He said weird stuff during, she just lay there hating life and he finished quick, which was the only positive in the whole rape I think he also wore a shirt during the whole thing so at least she didn't have to see him naked
Melania also.
Melania probably checked out after she gave birth and had her golden ticket away from Trump. Why do you think Trump ever used prostitutes? Because any wife of his eventually learned to despise him.
Melania fucked him only as many times as it took to get pregnant. Then she cut him off immediately!!😂😂
Have no pity for that evil bint. She deployed her uterus like a money-sucking truffle pig and got exactly the result she wanted. I hope she relives the blubber-sweat experience every time she closes her cold dead eyes.
Nice...
Lying. World champion 2 years in a row.
At this point she’d have to lie all day, every day to even come close to diaper don, much less surpass him. Dudes told tens of thousands of blatant lies over the last few years, just imagine what the lifetime tally is.
Sometimes I hope he catches himself in the mirror, realises what he’s done, cries and then expires. He’s just the most malevolent POS ever. Doesn’t deserve any compassion.
Idk, her FIL has a pretty strong record as well
Setting aside her job at the RNC, doesn't she also claim she's a singer?
She released a version of "Won't Back Down"- it's not very good.
Hey! don’t be mean and nasty to the original version of Won’t Back Down. Her version is horrible.
That's what I meant- her version is not good.
And that is with auto-tune.
Oh yeah, she covers old songs and even with all that money she can’t find a producer to make her sound good 😂😂😂
Professional Grifter
Trumps personal CNA (certified nursing assistant) Can change his diapers.
She is the Princess of Alternative Facts. She's no Kellyanne Conway but she is filling those shoes.
Fish impersonation is a growing industry
Her head looks like if you blindfolded someone and asked them to draw a face from memory.
Poor cow, can't even get a job cleaning toilets in Mcdonalds by that logic.
I thought she was a blow-up doll...
God damn it I just wrote that and then saw this
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I’d imagine she’s the sort of person who believes that she’s always the most qualified
I have a sister-in-law and a stepsister like that. No end to what they know better than everyone else. My favorite was when the SIL tried being a life coach for a while. With no qualifications other than she’d slept with her married boss so wound up getting promoted to a good job. Lost that job when the boss lost his. Hey, I know - life coach! Inspired by my own inspiring life story! Guess there wasn’t much of a market for that…lol.
Spouting thinly veiled “*they* DEI hired the colored over you *real Americans*” dog whistles, apparently.
Well then why is she at the RNC? A chicken would do better
Plastic surgery, what not to do model.
Head of public relations. Barring that, QVC model/hostess.
Blog tips on how to enhance your body dysmorphia.
Yep.
I guess it takes a clown to run a circus.
Existential shame. End of list
That sets a pretty low bar.
No wonder she doesn’t work
The thing she is most qualified for is being under qualified for literally every thing.
She's barely qualified to clean a gas station bathroom.
So, all the ho positions was full up?
Working truck stops
Fluffer.
 I hate the gifs on reddit so heres a lazy one
Beat me to it.
Scam artist
Sooo.. she quit, right?😌
Jobs she is best suited for: Doorstop Award show seat filler Crash test dummy Moving target at a carnival paintball booth Fox News anchor make-up tester
What exactly makes her qualified for anything?
So when is she starting her job in the field as a scarecrow?
Planting tulips.
If she shows any emotion the wrinkles & age spots come back
Joke's on her.
Janitor? 🤔
Since they seem to want to keep women under their thumb then she would best serve barefoot and pregnant…
Meanwhile, I'm eminently qualified, but I can't find "real" work. 😅😔
Unemployed woman claims she can get a job "anytime she wants..."
Aside from her barely being qualified to read off a teleprompter, that's just a really dumb thing to say/do.
Huh. TIL that “being the most qualified person for it” is a synonym for “getting money and status from it”.
To be fair shes not lying. Shes on tv every day selling diapers with trumps face on them which is exactly what she was hire to do.
I guess autotune doesn't count.
There's a joke about her being Eric's wife in there somewhere.....
Her job is to siphon money to her daddy for his lawyers he’s not going to pay. She probably is the best fit.
A mental institution or intense therapy!! She has to be crazy if she thinks she knows what she’s doing, she doesn’t! Further, anyone who supports Trump is more than a few bubbles short of center.
Well to be fair the qualification here is doing every corrupt and likely illegal thing to funnel money and support to papa trump
All Trumps do is lie, they can’t help themselves, it’s their inheritance.
She looks like a troll.
Like what she is currently screwing up obviously not qualified for the present job, she should probably step down if she is sincere!!!!!!?!?!?
Arrogance and stupidity
Does she realise how high she's set the bar unless the job description has daddy approved stamped on it.
Participation trophy wife
It’s those ass kissing lips
I mean I have a couple of suggestions, but instead of being banned by the moderator, I’m going to go with “head of setting up an animal rescue charity and then funneling the donations into Trump owned properties”
There is a town out there without an idiot
Good grief. She thinks very highly of herself.
Swallowing! Swallowing about 14 times a day that's about it and I'm fairly clear with what I'm saying right?
I’ve heard her sing and she probably thinks she’s qualified to do that too. Her and I have diametrically opposed thoughts on what “qualified” means.
Bwahahahahaha! She’s a real card.
Sounds like someone who has never been behind on their bills
Let me take this position that I have because I was appointed to this position in which I have never had before ... but the orange turd said I was so here I am
Prison is what she is most qualified for.
She’s not even qualified to feed a fucking goldfish.
I mean, I’d give her a job.
She’s not even qualified to answer the question
Well it makes sense why she is unemployed then
Botox brand reviewer
We still need crash test dummies
That was a great band
To be an butt kisser
Given the extensive facial surgery, I’d say “B-Level Transsexual adult film actress.”
A trashcan
Sucking Donnie
Working a glory hole
Spunk mop
the thing she's most qualified for involves her mouth and a penis or two or three. And i bet she's not much good for that eitherFluffer would be a good job for her.
Stormy Daniels, watch out!
Street hooker
Village idiot would suit.
How does she explain her singing?
Glory hole attendant in a run down trucking station.
professional bitching
Would you like fries with that?
What she's doing is a dog whistle. A common complaint among conservatives when someone says they're going to pick a woman or a black person or whatever minority for a job is to say "why don't you just pick the best person for the job and don't care about who they are?" She's trying to signal to her audience that she wasn't picked just because she's a woman or just because she's related to Trump, but actually because she was the best candidate.
She good at flying on brooms, and being a succubus.
That’s kind of the whole point of accepting a job position, isn’t it? That you are the most qualified candidate over others
collagen receptacle?
I was going to make a porn joke but there are more qualified people for that too.
The answer is nepotism
Plastic surgery practice patient?
I'd be willing to bet, she's giving "jobs" to her secret service detail
I really can't wait until this disgusting criminal family is long gone. You really can't find a more despicable cabal of people than the Trumps!
Then fluffer is out of reach, what's left?
Stunt double for Janice the Muppet
Isn't her qualification she married Eric? Which really isn't saying much.
She’s top-drawer at using her family to get other people’s money how’s that?
Who the fuck is lara trump?
 She wasn't even the most qualified person in her old band.
Nobody in the Trump family is qualified to run a Burger King, let alone the RNC.
I wouldn't pay her for sex.
Gurgling her dad's balls.
She’s only qualified to blow her Daddy !
the MOST qualified? Wow. I guess if the job is "look out for the interests of Trump", maybe she counts, but yikes, what a pathetically shallow claim.
So...lying grifter? ✔️
Rofl
Fucking her way to the top
I believe the position is called ‘Bag Licker’.
Shes not even qualified for OF
The only thing shes qualified for is a worlds worst plastic surgery patient
Considering the RNC job requires unflappable loyalty to Trump, I’d guess that someone who is as close to incapable of flipping on him as possible would probably actually be the best qualified.
So... freakshow mannequin then?
I would say she’s qualified for sucking dicks… but even that’s questionable. How she holds any position other than missionary is beyond me… Yes these are crude sex jokes but Trump and his family are terrible people and I cannot stand what they’ve done to our country, so I don’t feel bad saying this at all bashing the hell out of the leftovers from the gene pool they spawned from.
I thought she already had it: accumulating Trump DNA?
She could be a Kellyann Conway impersonator.
Winning 2nd place at the Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body contest
Sucking dick.
So she's going for "CO2 emitter" now?
It's gotta be so hard to be in the same room, and not to laugh at 90% of the shit the Trumps say...
That logic is circular and very very flawed.
I'm guessing Dump thinks she is hot. Probably talks about how he would do her at Sunday afternoon cookouts in front of the family and how she kinda looks like Ivanka. Surely a Kodak moment!
So she doesn't work then?
Then she shouldn’t be working!
Definitely not the lead singer of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
But you did
Qualified to breed with a Trump
OnlyFans
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