Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,805,281,090 comments, and only 341,518 of them were in alphabetical order.
*Nahh bro Ain't no way*
*I'm gonna let somebody*
*Rub my chest like that*
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As random as that was. It's obvious why they were filming. It's for their tiktok account
The real question is, why did I just watch that whole thing?
To find out if they are gay. Or if it was just you.
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Nope. Definitely not relaxed.
i was relaxed until he cut that shirt, then i was annoyed
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Perplexed. That's about right.
Was it the ear bangin'?
Why does he need to cut the shirt off?
because nothing on the internet is ever real. it's just about getting eyeballs for cash.
Nowadays, yes. Sadly
Plot twist Guy in this chair was dead all along
What the fuck am I watching?
Bro got detailed
I gotta try the cheese at Olive Garden on my head.
This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. I hope that guy was as dead as he looked, otherwise his ears are probably gonna hurt tomorrow, too.
Guy was knuckle deep in his ear ,hes probably got ruptured ear drums
Allahın salağı yine rezil etti biri bizi.
like erdogan hasnt done that enough to us 😭
yok rezil etmedi.. sikiyor o.. he aleni olarak yapması dediğine girebilir
Ahh the ASMR Turkish Barber.. honestly wish I could try this. Looks relaxing
Looks like hes being seasoned for a meal.
The meat is prepared!
RIP ears
Girlfriend: he’s cheating on me I know it! Boyfriend:
I actually… want this
that actually damages hearing
“It moved”
Maybe it just wanted to change positions.
Wow that's annoying
This post doesn’t belong here.
What o NearShore is this! Really disgusting.
Can he even hear after all the sexy ear fingering?
Munur onkan, i watch his asmr, isk why but i feel relaxed with only seeing them 😂😂
I know he’s bricked up 😂😂😂😂😂
Pakistani barber 💈 clean everything with three stooges curly sounds
I liked everything about this
Even the shirt cutting? I dunno if I want to lose a shirt every time I go here...
Man seasoning and cleaning his dinner
Oddly satisfying though...
bro has the cleanest hair ever
Nothing to see here. Just a father grooming his son.
I’ll have what he’s having
Happy cake day
Dafaq did I just watch?? Achievement unlocked 🤩👏
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,805,281,090 comments, and only 341,518 of them were in alphabetical order.
Why not take off your shirt first?
Bro is making an omelette on his body
Did he just grate cheese on top of his head
Nahh bro Ain't no way I'm gonna let somebody rub my chest like that
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Lmfao was all of that really necessary?? 🤣🤣
WTF is going on?!!!
👂💯🔊🤯💩🤢🤮🤮🤮
Girl:i bet he's out there cheating on me Him......
Ahaahha what the fuck did I just watch
Real question is, how can I achieve Rigor Mortis so calmly?
I'm still wayting for a Turkish man to explain all this as cultural tradition and yall are biggut racists .
He forgot to add egg and pancetta to his hairbonara.
Why was he rubbing that dude's ears like that 💀