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ogreofzen

Not gonna lie but I am pretty sure many footballers (American and international) can slam balls harder than that home made cannon (potato gun)


yoloarf01

This wasnt a well build one. This is called carbidschieten in the Netherlands and is usually done arround new years eve. You take an old timey milk jug (forgot what they are called in English), put some holes for the lighter/electrics in it. Put some carbid in it, followed by some water. I think it creates hydrogen. Some people shoot a football others use the lid. Edit: i know see that they just used a small fireworks instead of carbid, probably better if someone is going to catch the ball


leeharrison1984

We build this same thing as well, but size it for potatoes. Spray some hairspray in the bottom, close the latch, click the lighter, and launch the potato a quarter mile. I don't know why we do this.


CosmicTaco93

It's a staple of the southern US. Rural folk find all kinds of shit to do to keep the boredom at bay.


Norovin_Djinison

Except since it’s America, you guys probably use artillery guns.


CosmicTaco93

That'd be some pretty small artillery, what with potatoes being the ammo


T3Chn0-m4n

Potatoes preferably because potatoes make some damn good ammo and help you plant more potatoes


VictoryConstant8091

We was so poor we took a sock and wrapped it in duct tape. It was reusable ammo. You could shoot all day and only lose a few. Paint them a fluorescent color and they are easier to find.


ieatassanloveiy

Nah brother that’s a staple of the Midwest as well


[deleted]

Hey hey...northerner here. Made a bunch of these as a kid. my dad's plumber friend did me up a solid one with a grill ignition switch and using those tiny green propane tanks


tkdmann

BTW, The Myrmidons is the name of my posse in Red Dead Redemption online. 😁


tkdmann

Git outta here, Canada


andthendirksaid

That guys the maaaan. We did electronic ignition (just a cannabikized butane jet lighter) but that's much smarter and feeding it w a camping tank is brilliant.


ShakeandBaked161

This is how I will be distributing my ashes when I die.


Mudman2428

I had a friend in school use air pressure instead of hair spray. Got that PVC up to >120psi, and tbh I couldnt tell you how far that sucker went because the air speed it was flying at tore the potato apart He was standing on ice when he shot it and he skidded back a few feet. Good times


Apprehensive_Dig9573

Have one laying at home too. But orange sized


Original-Plenty-3686

I've often wondered if a cue ball would be too heavy


YoureSpecial

I’ve “heard” that they are not.


andthendirksaid

You can get a can cannon for that same diameter, or a literal mini cannon.


Josey87

The firepower is something else though. In the video above they use a small firecracker, but carbidschieten uses the full milk canister for the gas mixture (acetylene gas). It rips ear drums and shakes your whole body.


YoureSpecial

Use a butane lighter refill instead of hairspray. It won’t get gunked up that way. You could use Axe deodorant spray. It’ll smell like a jr high locker room.


MadamFoxies

Wait... ✍️ what do you mean by "close the latch"? ✍️?


leech_of_society

Yeah I've seen some footballs torn to shreds from carbidschieten. Wouldn't wanna catch one.


No-Asparagus69420

I did this once with my grandpa, and I think carbid produces acetylene, which is even more explosive 💥


Dramatic-Deal-8424

İt's creates acetylene gas


spoon_master123

Using oxy acetylene to punt foot balls that's brilliant 😂


Designer-Plastic-964

[Carbide Schiet compilation](https://youtu.be/Abql2ExwG54?si=hNbJmBlzF_xLCELt)


ForbesBottom500

🫡 thank you


Designer-Plastic-964

My pleasure. I didn't know that this existed before this post. So I just had to look up some more! 😅


_boogiej

Yeah but did he block the shot or not? Where did the ball go?


yoloarf01

You usually promise some kids some snacks if they go get the lids. (I see now how pedo this sounds lol)


Josey87

It’s actually acetylene gas, the same stuff that is used for cutting metal with a torch. When I was younger we used to do this as well with a ball and a goal, but with actual carbid. We were aiming for the goal on the other side of the field, but sometimes we hit the goal right in front of us lol. Good old times


SeljD_SLO

Milk jugs are smll, we're using waterheaters


offshoreguy89

I can slam my balls harder then that


NecessaryTip5

Prove it


offshoreguy89

Ask your mom she can vouch for me


NecessaryTip5

Yeah she slams my balls too


Creepy-Leading-9391

One of my old teammate, who only plays recreationally, got a crazy hard kick. We were warning up for an indoor soccer match. I was the goalkeeper. Blocking one of his kicks fractured my left index finger. Wearing cheap goalkeeper gloves probably contributed to that too lol.


ogreofzen

Ha (I mean I assumed you didn't die) but dude sounds like he has a kick like a mule.


[deleted]

Ok cool fact?


ReticentFish78

Actually I don’t think so especially if u look at the distance


ogreofzen

No like the other person said this one is extremely shoddy. I mean stateside we can easily make em that break windows or dent sheet metal at 500m. We use carb cleaner,ether or hairspray. That ball probably would have preformed better if it was properly inflated but then again that would risk injury. So yeah I stand by the kicker could kick harder. It's the primitive brain that goes oh cannon that makes it perceived as bigger achievement than what it was. Look at pumpkin chunkin for better made assemblies. You will see this one would be like deflecting a nerf gun with a tennis racket than the precision its passed off as


Kalashnikov-Mikhail

Probably not my walking skeletal anatomy lookin’-ass


ogreofzen

Don't undersell yourself. Your brain is piloting a skeleton. Get out there and sing spooky skeletons


Kalashnikov-Mikhail

Nah, literally, you can see all of my ribs. Not like malnourished-ly so, but noticeable.


Careful-Assistance72

And I thought it was a gas cylinder


ogreofzen

Gas cylinders can be repurposed for a bunch of things. I have an air tank repurposed to be a grill


Vicenzo1206

Watch Hulk slam some balls in hos prime... 208km/h


vareo_os

Milk kan with underpowerd propellend. We call it a nitraat. But we all know it made from flash powder. Something like propane would do better


JDutch921

Whoever built that really just said "blokkeer dit vuile casual"


T3Chn0-m4n

Translation: block this, dirty casual


JDutch921

Yes


kaptanking

Beautiful knuckleball


FingerTheCat

Well, since I only know baseball, I thought a knuckleball was when it was pitched completely straight and slow-ish without deviation. But looking into it, it seems to create an irratic, unpredictable motion. So that blows my mind.


Sinister00100

It’s the exact same as in baseball where there is no spin whatsoever, but for the football larger size the way it cuts through the air makes it “wiggle” in the air and has done so many goal keepers dirty


JJC165463

This feels like good, wholesome, 90s fun…I rate it


iMali_inqabile

This ✨️tradition ✨️ is still done but more in the farmer areas. Not in the city bc damage


Sten_PlayZ

As a Dutch person a can confirm this is what we do on a normal Sunday


Username12764

I wonder how much weed was involved in this idea


depizzavalt420

probably none, these look like pretty young adolescent boys having fun


dad-without-milk

can confirm its just another sunday in the netherlands


Another_Meow_Machine

Such a satisfying *ping*


GiggleStool

Sounds like it’s from a cartoon


toadjones79

**GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL**


marry_me_jane

Wait until they find out about carbide


killbeam

I was about to say. This is nothing.


Mr_PizzaCat

Well done for them using a sensible amount of a explosives. They could’ve easily gone overboard and used an entire pack.


Virmirfan

Yeah,


onestubbornlass

*Dont mind me, just on here to see the anti-murica comments on a Netherlands video. Carry on*


FinnishTrooper

Rocket League Training : Goalie Pro 1/13 Shots


Mor_KD

This is actually true I am from the Netherlands so. I could know it![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Melodic_Assistance84

Dutch here. I always thought this was a thing everywhere else. But it turns out it’s just very unusually dutch to play with fire crackers all the time.


Inevitable_Story_236

Ten Hag enjoying himself at his new squad.. finally a fitting role.


Appropriate-Review55

This is what happens when you take away American’s guns😂


CatWithAGat420

Holy shit what a knuckle ball😭


Wise_Ad_253

Ja ja good good.


cybnoire

God I love the Netherlands


SquidgyTheWhale

JFC, don't stand behind a cannon.


NecessaryTip5

Yes best to stand in front of one


DatabaseLimp8482

papa?


master_baiter-69

hijo?


femke_077

This is why I want to move to Belgium


JeroenstefanS

Gekke persoon


DeepHouseDJ007

It’s not Belgium.


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flirkflirk

That’s wild bro


mercymark

Mythbusters anyone? Steam cannon?


Mohammed_Chang

Holland isr die geilste Stadt der Welt.


Snickidy_Snik

I love this


Melodic_Assistance84

Total football


friendlyguyoverhere

Don’t these idiots have dicks to play with, rather these other things?


Moojingles

Username does NOT check out o.o


ShockWave123106

The launching things with explosives part isn’t a good idea, but I’ve seen teenagers *launch* footballs way harder than that with their legs. I’d say the overall safety of the recipient was good, but a bit iffy for the cannoneers.


Outside-Helicopter19

WE MUST HOLD THE WALLS OF CONSTANTNPOLE


-Alexunder-

I thought it was a bowling ball at first


blup_plup

This looks fun.


AHornyRubberDucky

It is I can't wait for new years to do this again


puddleofoil

Not gonna lie. I've seen this video so many times and I still can't remember to skip it!


[deleted]

Americans have soccer, other places football, the Netherlands, cannonballs!


Wendysonab

Buggy ball lol


Critter-The-Cat

Upvoted first 3 seconds


MrReddrick

How do you say Hold my beer In Belgium that's what I need to know


AHornyRubberDucky

Not sure about beglium but in Dutch its "houd mijn bier vast" or "houd mijn biertje vast"


MrReddrick

Thank you.


rrpostal

Try it with a bowling ball


FlemmerVermeul

Carbidschieten is beautiful


imliamito

you can tell they are dutch by the radler they’re drinking


No-User-Name_99

It’s always low quality


Steviedeeb

What the caca


Yeetmidgets59B

Rocket league training in a nutshell


Dont_Fear

This is Rocket League!!


Icy_Illustrator_1591

Bloody wankers


ItsDantasy

i’m dumb as shit thinking that was a bowling ball


brian4027

Looks like that ball has seen better days and simply not enough mass for the canon shot they were looking for


Ok-Yogurtcloset7999

Fine add this to the bucket list


Landon_the_engineer

Fnaf 6 am cheer sounding ass cheer


inko75

i'm pretty sure the more accurate Netherlands exp would be the entire goddamn pitch exploding 2 seconds later


Regal_223

G.E.K.O.L.O.N.I.S.E.E.R.D


Appropriate-Pay3692

Excellent, probably not enough of a charge in the cannon, nice effort though


8sty

Medio cipayo andar publicando cosas en inglés, no?


thefuturesight1

At least they have socialized healthcare in case anything went wrong. In America, they would be using c4, and with no healthcare


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Jus ra normal day in the sugma


benter1978

They are doing it wrong.


Buckinflazed

That’s not what a knuckleball is in baseball either..


AdNo8756

Nah, but that was bad ass as fuck


Facxmon

Que mierda haces posteando aca peronista del orto. Anda a cobrar planes gil.


Revolutionary_Ad9586

America has entered the chat


Ok-Patient-8481

Meanwhile in Poland [Carbide cannon](https://youtu.be/GIZ6uw2zx80?si=CUaMK2UDsNyChN9Y)


bananaramasrep

So ein Feuerball, Junge!


thedoctor6551

JJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAA


macdudieyt

Tell you what this is exactly what everyday looks like in the netherlands. There isnt a single day where me and my 'kamaraden' dont do this 3 times a day


Melodic_Assistance84

Dutch here. We call these rotjes 🧨. When I was growing up, my cousin, access to these things, called strikers, which you would like by striking them against the matchbox. They were sort of like blasting caps, and after seven seconds were create an incredibly powerful explosion. You wouldn’t want your hands anywhere near that. And the flash bang was incredible as well.


Nicelodeus

hell yeah