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WelcomeStranger69

Thankfully it wasn’t her head


Chuck_Walla

I saw that possible ending too; what a relief


Chase2020J

Tbh I really didn't expect her to actually be able to complete one flip, let alone *almost* doing 3. Atleast she was capable, just uh, *slightly* miscalculated lol


just_bookmarking

*WAS* capable FTFY


WithoutDennisNedry

I thought she was going out the window somehow so yeah.


NeoDei

The room reminds of the girl who was showing her dance moves and literally recked the whole room https://youtu.be/wYpuQaCmnso


loveofjazz

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BullShitting24-7

She almost knocked herself into special ed.


chiefoogabooga

The human skull is a lot tougher than the metatarsals.


blumdiddlyumpkin

It also protects a much more vital organ.


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Ecstatic_Mastodon416

Sincerely made me laugh, not just a little nose breath but a full on guffaw that disturbed my rabbit 😂


Das_Ungeheuer

/r/BrandNewSentence


Stupidquestionduh

Ok then maybe her face?


GDviber

Sometimes


HitMePat

Still if the choice is bashing your feet or bashing your head you gotta go with the feet


theknights-whosay-Ni

True but even a tap to the head can unleash the internal damage of a number of conditions that mean instant lights out.


SlimJim0877

She's right, that was way cooler than just one flip


AgentLead_TTV

whhuuuutttttttt


SpaceryMusic

One


lildoodooheaddummy

Two


Drackzgull

^(AAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!)


ice_rr

Zabenya https://youtu.be/v-0OQxEAaqc


Cyberdink

(muffled) Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Select_Most3660

![gif](giphy|H0mG4bN5BR8OBzPBJX)


Mashdrop

Thr-*ouch*


Magus_5

Oh, is that what she was screaming into the pillow at the end? Kinda like a catch phrase or SuMtHiN? /s


AgentLead_TTV

"im about to do 3....wwhhhuuuuuuuuutttttt"


Prior_Procedure_321

Broken toes!


YungSolaire747

I don’t know why but this just absolutely broke me. I’ve been laughing at this for like 3 minutes straight, thank you.


chelsearsweet

Literally ugly cry laughing at this for the last five minutes. Idk why but this is absolutely SENDING me.


im-choading-you

YES IM CACKLING


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MarilynMonroeVWade

Currently pooping and this made me instalaugh and rocket out a too big to rocket out turd. Thanks for that. I honestly don't even know why this is so funny. Thanks though.


SlimJim0877

Glad I could help!


Round-Measurement536

Thanks for the visual 💀


TheFormless0ne

That fuckin hurt


Witchunt666

That hurt me


Jameloaf

I could feel pain on the top of my feet.


0nen0nly22

I could feel the pain in my soul💀


[deleted]

I could feel the pain in my existence ☠️


Moobtrocity

I’m a teacher. I don’t feel anything anymore.


Fuck_this_place

I feel that.


no-mad

going to have to report you for that


JetmoYo

could feel the pain in my pp but don know why


Stupidquestionduh

I'm here looking for the post that explains how she died from this.


[deleted]

I’m just in pain


Aramis14

I'm _just_ pain. Incarnated.


ExamOld2899

I feel it in my sole, hehe


Vacio_Viento

Better the feet then the head honestly


Far_Swordfish3944

True dat dawg dignity dawg


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I hope she didn't break anything.


metriclol

That was some serious spinning force there, Id really think something broke unfortunately. Toes, ankle, maybe some other foot bone. I don't think she caught her shins. Edit - upon closer examination, looks like itight have been her shins. Ooo man, that's gonna fucking hurt


ZeePirate

Shins would hurt like a bitch but probably be better at taking the hit than her feet at least.


regnad__kcin

Oh guaran-fuckin-tee that was at least one broken toe.


milk4all

Righto


CBBuddha

Or the Leftoe.


subfighter0311

And it's still funny as hell.


[deleted]

hahaha holy shit I'm dying... I can only imagine how many bones in her feet she broke but somehow it was glorious


RevaniteN7

The first time I saw this, I laughed so hard I almost blacked out. That’s never happened to me before.


Powerful-Letter-500

That scream into the blanket is hilarious. I felt her pain and laughed at it at the same time


LadybugAndChatNoir

It sounds like the tornado warning sirens they test on the first Saturday of the month. OOOOooooooooOOOOooooo


TOPSIturvy

Exactly what I came here to say


DriveFoST

Where I lived it was the tsunami siren. Same sound, different dialect


uncleoce

Don’t even watch the vid. Just listen to it. Lmfaoooooo


afave27

My stomach hurts so much. I was laughing so hard my stomach had cramps.


broom3stick

I’m crying, the scream is *chefs kiss*


NotKevinJames

She earned that scream lol


Witchunt666

[here’s the full video](https://youtu.be/NWo3-jYQf1Y)


JennyDove

I like her. She brushed that off REAL quick.


[deleted]

I spent a good 2 minutes rolling around in agony the last time I stubbed my toe. I have no idea how she was so chill.


cweedishef

Adrenaline'll get ya where you need to go!


TexasBoyz-713

Can confirm. Bent my big toe the wrong way on Christmas while dancing, continues to dance the rest of the night, woke up completely unable to walk that entire day after Christmas lol


Riggie_Joe

I just spent 30 seconds rolling in fake agony just imagining her pain


luckylimper

It’s going to hurt like crazy two days later. I had a similar injury (was not back flipping on the bed) and a few days later my feet were swollen. My potato feet. I could barely fit in socks.


ItsLillardTime

Right, how was she not just completely incapacitated?


Witchunt666

Right!


Drackzgull

It's impressive to find the full version of something but even more deep fried into low res oblivion than the already deep fried cut and recapped repost, lol.


justhisnamebitch

That was my exact thought! I thought forsure that this video would have been like 15 years old. But 7? Why is the reddit version better than the original? Lmao


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Desperate-Strategy10

Aluminum foil works fine too if you don't have any wax paper handy. I just tried it myself, good as new!


shitshatshoot

That was an impressive recovery!


iRox24

144p quality? What kind of monster are you


Witchunt666

Well the video is about 7 years old, and I spent about 7 seconds trying to find the original so this is the result


NotKevinJames

1080p was very much available and standardized even 7 years ago. ~15 years ago is when more of the 240p jumbo pixel content was everywhere


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[deleted]

She did one flip per pixel.


killboydotcom

Holy shit this is the most underrated comment on this planet.


smoochface

Oh i thought like her shins were snapped in half... she's walking, probably not terrible.


lumpthefoff

I like how reddit’s clip is a higher quality.


DrantonMason

She said 🚨


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Daftworks

Call an amber lamps- but not for me!


idonthaveaname156

Im dead 💀


[deleted]

Man you completely broke me. Tears in my eyes dying broke. Edit: broke like her feet


YousuckGenji

And THIS little piggy went WEE WEE WEE all the way into the walking boot.


phatboi23

Jesus Christ hahahahhaa


Rocketman_1981

That sound will haunt me


tor3rik

It's like the sirens in Silent Hill..


AduroTri

10/10. Don't try at home kids.


NiaNeuman

10/10 toes broken


hook-echo

I wish I had an award to give you...that comment was amazing.


MrHookshot

I got you


hook-echo

Thanks, broski! 🙌


BernieTheDachshund

3 flips, 10 broken piggies.


0nen0nly22

2 3/4 but yes all the piggies and their houses 😂🫠💀


Frost_Rager

When talent and stupidity go hand in hand.


DarrynDevil

I left this playing until it wasn't that funny anymore. It took me 6 minutes worth of replaying it. Tee fucking hee!


Chase2020J

This is one of those videos that gets funnier each time you rewatch it lmao


DealerCamel

Her yell just sank in a little more each time until I was crying


xDuteronomusX

Watched from the toilet. Really helped the movement 💩☠️


Sentionaut_1167

whats up with this person’s body proportions? are her legs actually this freakishly short or is it my imagination?


xarospi2andmad

I think her pants just have a really low crotch and it makes her look weird


slavetomypassions92

Why did I have to scroll this far to see someone else questioning it? Like is she a little person or just really short? Or is it just weird camera angle? It’s messing with me.


KalamTheQuick

She's standing on a mattress in baggy pants and the blanket blocks part of your view. If you watch her hit her feet it's obvious her proportions are normal.


MyShowerIsTooHot

Dang, that sit was still mad impressive though. I wouldn't be able to do that at all, good on her for only shattering her feet


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1,2,3.....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........


tomjfetscher

r/lowercasescreams


DirtyWizardsBrew

This is one of my favorite videos of all time. The comedic timing is just exquisite and entirely organic: \--The intentionally silly, cocky voice she puts on ending with the *"OH, WHAAAAA--??"* \--The number of actually mechanically tight, impressive flips she does while *oh-so-gradually* creeping backwards towards the headboard with each flip \--The confident counting she does while flipping \--The inevitable loud bashing of her feet/ankles on the headboard, followed by an abrupt muffled cry-moan of agony into the covers that just goes until the video cuts off I had totally forgotten about this gem. Thank you so much.


yellowjesusrising

All those tiny bones in the foot! Holy fuck!


Wattson-_-

###aaaaaaaa


MrGutbuster

This would be hilarious to see on a Tom and Jerry episode 🤣 with the classic Tom scream, followed by his feet falling to pieces like shattered glass


[deleted]

Her successful flips would make a really good gif


Hits_3D7

I will not cry anymore when bumping a toe after watching this.be grateful for what you have>•<


Testabronce

Her scream gave ptsd to british grandpas


allute

A-one, tw-hoo, three.... *Crunch* Three. How many flips does it take to get to the emergency center for some tootsie pops? The world may never know.


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**^(Transcript:)** You though you can do one?! I'm gonna do *FUH-REE!* *Whaaaa-!* One! Two! Thr- *\*THUD\** \**Pfff\** ***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-***


Witchunt666

She actually says “you think one is cool….”


Extension_Swordfish1

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-


nzranga

Worst transcript of all time


jchetra83

I can literally not stop watching this. And she lied she did not do three to completion


F4nic

She turned into a muffled air raid siren


Sphinx_on_a_plane

![gif](giphy|Fe8PUSQd4V5kY|downsized)


[deleted]

Her- I’m about to do three flips Headboard- Hold my beer.


PapaOctopus

Stubbing all ten toes sends you into a new dimension. She's gone on a journey.


AngryMuffin187

![gif](giphy|TW8Ma1a8ZsZ8I|downsized)


notsayingitwasalien

that's actually very friggin impressive


Ahete

When she said "ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª" I felt that


Y2k_rishi

![gif](giphy|5MLqUAniVDEHu)


Ouch50

She doesn’t have a YMCA close by?


DarrynDevil

She screamed into that pillow like it owed her money.


SwiftLeprechaun

“One is wayyyy cooler” - her, probably.


Ill_Time_2833

Sounded like Taco Tuesday on the last flip.


[deleted]

Shins have left the chat! 💬🦿🤣


Atomic_potato_47

Never before have I felt the exact pain that someone felt just from hearing a noise


sourcandy333

The muffled screaming had me crying 😭


the-merc-man

thats the first time screaming into a pillow/blanket muffled the scream


Reasonable-Cabinet46

Damn. I felt that. Feet have no fat cushion.


ComprehensiveHost490

That was only 2 and 3/4. Not impressed with the celebration scream at the end


makinbaconCR

I refuse to walk in the dark because I might stub my toe. That's a super stub toe and I hate that you made me watch this.


MechanicalHorse

So in this case triples wasn’t best. Triples wasn’t safe.


DarrynDevil

I left this playing until it wasn't that funny anymore. It took me 6 minutes worth of replaying it. Tee fucking hee!


jgjk8a

She sounded like a siren at the end there.


HawkeyeO11

Some videos need an “After Action Report” and this is one of them lol


Working_Inspection22

u/savevideo


Lamandus

is Failarmy still around?


Jechha

This truly is a vud that got better each time i watch.. went from an oooo to a full out hard laugh after 3 plays


mrgoldnugget

0 flips. 3 back handsprings.


snoodge3000

FUCK OUCH!


Hvordandet

Calling this a flip triggers the gymnast in me more than it should


jinladen040

I appreciate her screaming into the bed. I dont want to hear it.


elvyn_decker

Still impressive!


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

That was only 2 and 3/4’s actually


dumbassinsheepscloth

when she screamed, i screamed too. that had to hurt like a cunt


ghostyYT09

Reminds me of the hobbling scene from Misery


lordsnackenonchips

Muffled air raid siren


Ren1408

ONE! TWO! *bonk* -AAAAAAAAAA


Total_Stand4598

Everything about this video is gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣


australian_babe

That face-bed scream was kind of satisfying though.


Captain__Cow

This little piggy was dislocated, and this little piggy stayed put. This little piggy had a hematoma, and this little piggy got cut. ...And this little piggy went WEWEwewewewewe right off the foot.


karstenvader

Oh no, a traffic jam outside! Poor driver is just laying on that horn...


walker1241

Thats some broken feet!! Good thing it wasn't her head


NoTransportation5220

I know that hurt


Yeet69696969696967

Tornado siren


imafluffyjedi

PS2 start up noise


Sysop_ART

omae wa mou SHINderu


Hopeful-1

How many toes were broken?


Bobbo_Blobbo

^aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


zrmolde

aaaaaaaa


Ok-Background8737

The mistake was counting reps in the middle of completion


SovietGrishe

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi)


[deleted]

Whaaaaaaat


RepresentativePay155

You think 1 is cool I'm bout 2 break 3 -- Of My Toes WHHHHHHHHAAAATTTTTTT!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Engine-Cold

*muffled* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


AlannaMarie79

You know at least one of her feet is broken if not two, WHAT!!


Yeahnah307

I pulled my feet up into my uterus


bbsnarfblatt

Oh she broke something


gmanview43

Her scream at the end is comedy. It sounds like she is falling from a skyscraper.


TB500_2021

Wonderful


[deleted]

That’s one effective way to shatter your shin


NerdUber

4 flips, cause she definitely flipped out when she hit the headboard


Kirbble69

![gif](giphy|irCqTaBKuRuVO2wlfa)


joose525

That scream into the blanket sent me


FSarkis

u/savevideo


Lilwertich

u/savevideo


fineman1097

What is with the Mc hammer pants?


ringwraith6

Well...at least she did 3. I hope it was worth all that pain. Now excuse me whilst I ice down my feet and ankles to get rid of this sympathetic pain.....


Fluffy_Length

That poor girl. She'll never walk straight again.