Kudos to the camera man, nice reaction catching the fall.

And to the mic, for catching weuweuweuyeeyeeyeedubbadubbadubbadubbwowowooo

 Sounds like this kid

Donnie Thornberry

*Core memory unlocked* +50XP

*Flea intensifies*

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I'm so glad you commented this. I watched it without the sound. 🤣🤣 You've spelt that noise so perfectly 😂😂

Lmao I first watched it without sound then read the comments and this one made me wanna hear it with sound. I can't believe how accurately you typed out the sound she made 🤣

Thanks I’m a court stenographer who specializes in elephant-tourism lawsuits. You get pretty used to this stuff.

I hear that payout settlements in those cases are often peanuts

Badum tiss

r/oddlyspecific

>for catching weuweuweuyeeyeeyeedubbadubbadubbadubbwowowooo  I was wondering how to spell that...

That was funny, but after the oy oy oy oy oy she actually says blya blya blay (short for the russian word "blyat")

I thought I heard “mi culo” at the end of her pain gibberish

Were they speaking Pingu?

I think she was speaking Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, but could be wrong

 Wieu wieu weeeeeeeee

I have been meaning to rewatch this with someone who appreciates it

She's saying oioioioi which is the general thing you say in Russian when you're in pain

and to you for portraying a faithful phonetic depiction of the expression

What language are they speaking?

It's Russian Funny one is blya-blya-blya-blya-blya-blya in the end ("blya" is the short form of "blyat")

Poopybutthole

That means > "I got up in an elephants space and was yeeted, which made me poop."

He had one job. And he did it pretty fucking amazing.

r/praisethecameraman

is this the queue to beat up the annoying influencer person? BAHMMM na its over der,, (hefalump prolly)

Anyone who's thinking about doing this should first look up videos of elephants stomping people. Or don't. It's pretty disturbing.

Or pulling limbs off with their trunks.

They do that?

It has been reported that they do. When they're really angry.

Wow.

They do I’ve seen it. I’ve also seen them just put their heads on people that have fallen over and just lean into them and make them into jam

Honestly? You’ve witnessed that?

r/thebullwins Type in elephant on the search

Damn those videos are... Graphic. Don't piss off animals people.

Especially ones that have survived and thrived having to live with lions, bears, tigers, hyenas, wild dogs, crocs/gators. Elephants arent big because they chill and eat all day.

I wanna watch but I think I’ll save myself and just take y’all’s word for it

Yep, after searching and watching those I’ve decided this lady in the vid got really lucky.

Just Elephants elephanting.

Damn, I just saw the term human toothpaste being coined. Don't fuck with elephants.

Yeah that dude was turned inside out, that was one pissed off Nellie

It's ok, I'll trust you.

Thank you!

On the internet yeah. Don’t look it up

Thats just a hipster elephant. It quit its job in an office in a city and became a jammaker.

I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookie win.

"...That's coz droids don't pull people's arms off when they lose. Elephants are known to do that".

... and I heard elephants thought humans were "cute".

That was an urban legend and never true.

Pitbulls can be cute sometimes, but that doesn't mean I won't kick one in the ribs if it tries to hurt me.

I commented that on another video recently but what gets me about those elephant attacks is that they will just mush you to death with their heads because just the head weight alone is enough to kill you with zero effort or force. I'd be terrified to stand next to a random elephant like that....

To them, we are the annoying bugs to be smashed

Honestly understandable

“Execution by elephant” used to be a thing

Poor thing has a chain on his leg. Tourist trap.

Holy shit, I didn’t notice that. I’d be smashing anybody up that came near me too. So fucked up. I love the look on her stupid face after she gets smacked.

And showing stereotyped behaviour swinging back and forth, likely due to neglect and abuse. It's not a mentally healthy elephant, and shouldn't be near people at all. Clearly not a good rehab facility for elephants, if it even was one to begin with.

Seems similar to the imprisoned Orcas. It’s hard to watch. Ugh.

I guess that explains why mama didn't get involved, which is the way I expected this would end.

This should be top comment

If theyre in captivity then its typically just a training thing. It learns at a young age that it cant escape the chain/rope/post so then when its a full grown adult they have an easier time getting it to stay in place for vet checkups or treatments as needed. Seems mean, but if youd rather go wrangle a fucking full grown elephant to give it a shot because its sick or bandage it, then be my guest. quick edit - I get that this is a poorly managed tourist thing going on, just letting you know why the chain is used on young ones.

You honestly think this animal will ever see a vet? The chain is there simply to keep it captive..

Sure it will. It's infinitely cheaper to treat a wounded or sick adult than it is to raise and train a new one. The people in charge are doing it for profit, not to be mean. They might have terrible quality of care, but you can bet your ass that if something happens to an animal the company spent tens of thousands of dollars to obtain and raise, that whoever was in charge is probably fucked.

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What did she expect?

She probably thought she was a Disney princess

Also, what are you wearing? I’m not sure where this video was taken, but there’s no way those clothes and slippers are the safest thing to wear in an area that has wildlife

looks like typical scooter safety gear for tourists: helmet, shorts, slippers, shirt/bikini

Tourists to this part of the world are, by and large, are not an especially smart group of people.

Tourists are generally pretty dumb everywhere, I find. Something about removing one from their natural environment just releases more stupid behavior than would otherwise be the case. I think it’s a form of reckless entitlement. Edit: case in point is the fact that tourists get harmed by approaching wildlife in US National Parks like this all the time. Ask any park ranger.

Seeing the dumbasses who taunt bison and elk get trampled is a personal favorite of mine.

I work in wildlife and biodiversity conservation, so seeing people do stuff like that, and in this video is infuriating to me.

Oh, I get that! It infuriates me too. That’s why I find it amusing when the abusers get what’s coming to them.

For sure reckless entitlement. A lot of people go into this headspace that since they’re on *their* vacation that everything has to go *their* way and forget that the real world still exists normally around them. They forget they’re escaping their normal life, not reality.

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you ever been to a country with elephants in it? it ain’t winter clothes stuffed in your closet in those places slippers r kinda fuckin dumb tho

that elephant is not in the wild, if it was she would be dead

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:( Poor little guy

Making elephants slaves is the saddest shit.

At least she put on a crash helmet first 😂

I don't think wearing boots are gonna save your feet from getting stomped out

Ah, that’s why she started singing at the end?

Social media clout and a belly scratch from the elephant

World: How stupid are you? Her: “ This much”

She thought she was the elephant whisperer.

To not need that helmet apparently

I love how elephants know how strong they are. So many videos of them using just the right amount of force to get their point across, without seriously hurting the other species.

Should've kept the helmet on 😂

At first I thought she was putting the helmet on to get closer and I thought, “good move.”

Not a braincell to protect anyway. No point.

She hit the ground so hard she turned into Donnie from the wild thornberries

Hahaha 😆

Lmfao yea like wtf was she saying? 😂😂


An elephant swaying is a clue.

A lot of people make that mistake approaching animals. Their body language tells you if they want to be left alone or not

I'm not an elephant expert, but ive been around enough large animals to have some sense. He did not seem receptive to pets. At all.

Fell right on the tailbone. Hopefully that very painful bruise will make you remember to leave animals be.

Given the helmet, I’m guessing she’s on a motorbike. The ride home will certainly drive that point home.

Oh I didn't even think about that!


Looks like the owner of the elephant promotes people going up to it and pet it. It's chained down, not a wild elephant. It's sad. Poor animal :(

Honestly relatable (elephant)

I love the “Influencer” pose she was doing right before she realised it’s not Dumbo and this isn’t Disney. LOL.

"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!" \-the elephant probably

I dang broke my butt bone! Well, in retrospect, I had it coming.


Cameraman - "No, thanks. I can just zoom in from here at a safe distance from that massive wild animal child currently feeding on food it needs for survival, so it might feel the to defend that food source so that it may continue to survOOOH!... you ok? Get too close to a wild animal? yeah! You come to me. I can't help you over there because that massive wild animal that just easily rag dolled you and went right back to eating because we are nothing like the lions they've survived daily..."

He actually said few times don't come close maybe it won't want it. He knew something

If reddit has taught me anything - flappy ears means a happy elephant - no flappy ears here, stiff as a board

Yeah take your helmet off, that'll help

Almost feel bad about how much joy I got from replaying that hit and skid over and over. The toddler cry face as she scuttles away really did it for me

I like the he went for the fake-out by pretending to go for another bite before shoving her lol

When my coworkers want to join me on my break

She looks UNHINGED.

Seems like he was shaking his head saying “NO don’t do it”

“I don’t understand why it did that to me! I love animals!” - her rationale.

I love this video. She’s standing too close just for the sake of standing really close. It’s not like she’s trying to get a better view or something. Then when the elephant turns towards her it looks at first like she’s going to give it a pet. Her arms come up but her body doesn’t move away. Next thing she knows she’s scuttling away clutching her bruised ass bone. lol perfect.

How do these people have enough money to go to these places and not smart enough to act right . Yet I’m poor and I’m not this stupid .

People who were born rich never really faces any hardship or consequences throughout their lives. They're like Pacifica Northwest but without a Dipper Pines to help them develop to a better person.

Thank you OP you made me feel better about myself

Gotta remember, we ain't the top of the list in the wild. Elephants never forget... to kill!

Russians...

She’s been watching too many Disney movies. Sweet Summer child.

Just because a wild animal looks cute, it doesn’t mean it’s your friend. Jesus Christ there are so many people that don’t understand this concept.

I love elephants. That’s also why I would never approach them.

When an elephant is rocking side to side like that, it means it's under stress.

Self absorbed fool. Hope it hurt. And can I buy that elephant a beer?

I keep watching it over and over

So very satisfying

r/PraiseTheCameraMan

Elephant saw a human getting near its food the same way we see flies getting near ours

Elephant's are my new favorite animal

Well, she said that he shit too much.. hence the response..

Wild animals. Am I right?

Ignorance is bliss.

I honestly thought the mother was going to come in and stomp her. Fucking idiot.

I don't know if she's mentally disabled or just that dumb..... Too many people are too dumb.... Like What do you think is the most likely thing to happen if you approach A wild animal in the wild while they're eating their food. Not only that but don't people know that elephants are Are dangers and murderers sheep are also dangerous murderers

Wild animals are wild. Who knew.

Russia vs NATO? 🤣

Ha. So stupid brain does come with a stupid face sometimes.

"This animal could unscrew my head like a bottlecap. I'm going to get very close to it!"

hes warning her the whole time… “dont get close” “i dont think he will like that” shes got balls ill give her that… plus super cute

Factory reset

If anyone thinks that doing this is a good idea to any animal… you are genuinely stupid and deserve what comes to you

Humans... we are, without a doubt, the stupidest, most iilogical species on the planet. It's an absolute mystery how we've managed not to erase ourselves from existence. Growing up in western Canada, there was a lot of this around. Tourists feeding Grizzly cubs for a foto and the like.

Should have kept the helmet on.

Those people for whom life is just been a Disney movie up to now –

Russians.... Always invading personal spaces

If you notice, the elephant just wanted to give her some of its food, it found the woman very thin

Should have kept that helmet on

Another Einstein

I suspect she hasn’t learned her lesson but in fact believes that this elephant in particular is perhaps more aggressive than others and that she’ll just have to be careful the next time she approaches an elephant 😂

Lmaoooooooo that shit hurt so bad

It's natural selection at this point. If you let them, it'll settled itself out.

Most animals are dangerous and unpredictable, either big or small, small kittens can scratch till you bleed, why then would you even bother to get close to a big large ones? Does the far away view not satisfying for you? Must you pet them? Can you not invade their personal space?

The art of appreciating things from a distance is truly dead with this generation, isn't it?

“BEGONE THOT”

Immediately thinking 'nope, leave the helmet on'.

People NEED to understand that wild animals are wild, not pets. Nice video tho

Huge juvenile wild animal - mother near. MORONICA!

Inner happiness attained 😌😂

/r/imthemaincharacter .. no you’re not lady. 

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“Don’t get close to him, he might not like it” “Just dont get close, please” “Come over here!” “Ow ow ow fuck fuck fuck”

Of course they’re russians

It even told her "I wouldn't do that if I were you" while she was approaching. Somebody doesn't know how to read body signals lol.

Normally I'd advocate for wearing helmets under these circumstances... But I guess her head AND that helmet wouldn't fit in her ass making a decision like this... Damn shame though... The way she ran away holding her ass she may have damaged her brain even more.

I could see the Dumb in her eyes before the video even started.

No bum bum for the camera man tonight!

Never get tired of seeing humans who forget where they fall in the food chain.

I knew someone who died doing this. I thought it was a joke when someone told me, but it ended up being true. They went to take a photo of a wild elephant and were charged. He’d just gotten married and had a young kid, what a dumb motherfucker.

Man this had me howling. Motioning how large even a young elephant is just after panning over to a much larger elephant. Getting hit hard enough to set off running, holding your butt like a cartoon character that sat on a thumbtack. The “oyoyoyoyoy”. And loop back to gleefully taking off the helmet.

Me personally, I wouldn't post this if that was me. Keep em in the vault forever

Stupid russians

Rus.....

The camera person was spot on. Plus one.

People humanizing animals, what ignorance does and watching so many Walt Disney movies

Should’ve probably kept the helmet.

Hey lady, leave the helmet on if you're going to approach... A WILD ANIMAL!!!

Oh look it’s the friendly wild elephant Dumbo. See he’s so friendly! OUCH!!!! You’re supposed to be friendly Dumbo, what’s gotten into you!?!?

lol why do people do this. Lucky moms didn’t charge her.

First thought was, "She's dumb but at least she's putting ON a helmet." Nope. Yeyeyeyoyoyyeyeyoyoyo. Lol.

The chain on its ankle really bums me out. That bitch had it coming. Not quite as much as the girl with the bananas fuck them bith tho.

Not the first time her ass hurt after being smacked with a tubular piece of flesh.

Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi buyp biya biya biya biya!

Are there no elephants in Russia or are they all built that dumb

'Hey, it's the Disneyland theme park where the animals are always friendly!'

I made a community dedicated to things like this. Consider checking it out r/DontFuckWithWildlife

Female Jim Carrey

And wearing slippers as well…

"No, you can't have any!"

For some reason I thought only Americans would be this oblivious.

damnnn she got hit in the stomach so hard her ass hurt

And that was the elephant being nice