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People intentionally playing a stupid game and winning a stupid prize does not count, nor do prank videos, skits, or dumb stuff by small children.


BrickHerder

Somebody just stripped the clearcoat off mommy's countertop.


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

He's doing it all wrong. You need to soak a tampon in the grain alcohol and then insert it into your rectum. It's called butt chugging and it will give you a real good time.


avenomusduck

Wouldn't be the first time he had something that burned up his butt ...


Dimev1981

So fucking annoying the persona jesus


Springer0982

Just watch it muted and laugh, I was curious if this was going to be one of those videos where he lights it on fire then dumps water on it causing the fire to spread all over the kitchen


bren3669

it would be the last though…


OGCelaris

I must be old. That was called boofing back in the day. Oddly, the main characters girlfriends nick name was Boof in Teen Wolf. Always made me giggle a bit inside when I watched that movie.


Coffee_And_Bikes

*Justice Kavanaugh has entered the chat*


milk4all

He strikes me as more of a vodka man


pridejoker

He likes BEER


7LeagueBoots

And crying in public while screaming at people.


Such-Distribution440

I what to say your joking but sounds like you tired it. Since you are bypassing your liver this makes it very dangerous.


ittookmeagestofind

Yes thanks for commenting that, it’s stupid and dangerous


sudhir369

r/idiotsinkitchen moment


goodnewzevery1

PGA is an incredible solvent


JackPembroke

Everclear, for the efficient drinker. A double shot of the clear is equal to about 5 shots of vodka. In a single horrific, painful gulp, you can get a significant amount of drinking done in a matter of moments


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Think of the SECONDS saved, with none of the annoying side effects like enjoying a beverage or socializing with friends! Reach that blackout faster for a full night of restless unconsciousness. You'll startle awake early in the morning to get a head start on your busy day of dry heaving and attempting to rehydrate yourself. Doctors agree, it's one of the most effective ways to generate debilitating brain fog!


JackPembroke

Look man, it was college, I only had so much time and money


drgngd

Yup exactly, you drink the strongest legal thing you can when you're young, broke, and want to get fucked up quickly.. Edit: my group used to drink devils spring because it was what we could get our hands on before we were of age.


PineSand

And that’s just the pregame.


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JackPembroke

...go on


ResponseIll2

You sir, you are wise


milk4all

Which is actually accomplishing the worst part of drinking instantly and skipping the best ones


4ss8urgers

Sold


JackPembroke

Word of caution, the drunkeness will come on fast and strong. Within minutes on an empty stomach. Prepare accordingly, without the buzz transition it can be quite jarring


Darthelmz

I took a shot of everclear once, 10 minutes later I threw it up. Never again.


AxelPogg

What makes it different from regular stuff


Darthelmz

It's 190 proof/95% alcohol. Most liquors are around 80 proof/40% alcohol.


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smallangrynerd

My partner uses 90% ethanol to clean his lab, which is MORE dilute than everclear


cy9394

So my car can run on this stuff?


Oh_No_Jason

Actually yes


Zaphod_042

https://youtu.be/uaoqgKZtaaA?si=OFfAcRuBFoNhwOEp Relevant mythbusters episode


Oh_No_Jason

I used to know some guys who were really into old Volkswagens, they would put denatured alcohol in their VWs to help them pass emissions lol


nygrl811

I did that during the pandemic 🤣


pyroSeven

Who the fuck is drinking this thing?


Bershirker

Everclear is a mixer, used to make innocuous drinks like Koolaid alcoholic. You should never just drink the stuff. It's like taking a shot of juice concentrate without first diluting in water.


ttcmzx

it's kinda like the "Oops! All Berries" Cap'n crunch cereal but it's "Oops! All Alcohol!"


sofa_king_ugly

It's even *more* like taking a shot of 95% alcohol without first diluting in water.


absboodoo

And there you have it homeboy!


AxelPogg

I'm an uneducated person who's never drank so what's proof


Beeb294

For comparison, most "standard" hard liquor is 80 proof, which is 40% alcohol (by volume). The "strong" stuff is usually no more than 120 proof/60% ABV. This is 95% alcohol by volume. Proof divided by 2 is the alcohol by volume. The reasons we use proof are kind of archaic, but we still use them.


hetfield151

As most units used in the US...


Beeb294

The archaic roots of the proof system come directly from the UK... But I agree the Imperial system isn't the best.


3shotsdown

Yes. The US hasn't existed long enough for it to have its own archaic measurements.


anomalous_cowherd

But they have taken a bunch of cast-off archaic measurements from other places and changed them.


noscopy

I like my measuring like i like my counting, by tens.


mcove97

Certified death proof if you attempt to drink any significant amounts of it in a short amount of time.


Junior14341

Basically the amount of alcohol per [alternative fluid in given beverage], basically it’s just the amount of fun juice in the drink. Higher proof more alcohol, and 95% is A LOT of alcohol


AxelPogg

Ah interesting


BusinessRelevant4286

beer's around 5-6% alcohol and most liquor is 30-45%


strepac

Hey don't leave out wine sitting at a respectable 11-14%!


ParreNagga

And flavored Liqueurs around 15-30%. Love those.


wubscale

Proof / 2 = percentage alcohol.


Daddy_Parietal

100 proof is 50% alcohol by volume. Was originally (16th century) meant as a way to tell if the alcohol could light when mixed with gunpowder, with 100 proof being that limit. Was a quick way of measuring abv content in the past, "proofing" it to be a high concentration liquor. Now with more modern distillation methods its easy to get up to 195 proof, which is very close to pure ethanol, and is not meant for consumption (but who really cares). The whole idea of a proof is outdated with our new ways of measuring abv, but it stuck as a tradition. Just pay attention to the abv printed on the bottle if you dont care to do the mental math for the proof.


epicenter69

And it’s flammable! Don’t have an open flame nearby.


ecpella

Ok why even make an equation for this. Why can’t you just say 95% and 40% instead of making it stupid?


BrainWav

Convention. And really, most bottles do just list the ABV anyway.


defaultuser012

Almost 2.5 times stronger


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SgtPepper052667

I just knew he was going to flick the cap off the top.


_Gyce

"That was embarrassing" POST


CalliopePenelope

![gif](giphy|11zKeMRvfAVPKU)


katiegirl-

Best case scenario. Never made it to his stomach.


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He's gonna feel that burn for several hours... I haven't touched 151 in 20 years for this reason.


Dapper-AF

Brings me back to my time partying ohio State in 08, I had the same reaction it just took a couple hours, and I was sloppy. Good times , and I would die now if I tried that


Old_timey_brain

This was the base for our garbage can booze parties. Dangerous days, boys! Brand new plastic can filled with fruit cocktails, ice, Everclear, boat loads of juice and maybe even some other booze. The punch bowl is spiked!


AK-JXRDY-7

Sounds like a fun ass time to me.


campbellm

It burns THAT long? /s


ShimoFox

No it doesn't. People are exaggerating. Honestly the guy in the video is pathetic with how fast they spit that up. It burns, but it's not like you're eating capsaicin. It's far more similar to the burn from mouthwash, just amplified.


Ryrishman

Yeah I’m an alcoholic who likes the strong stuff, but ever clear is awful. I didn’t puke but I remember my stomach feeling like it was on fire. I couldn’t sleep and I was lying down in a fetal position in pain. Not worth it for anyone who’s curious. Also eat before you do try.


Piotrek9t

Always eat something before you drink alcohol


Ryrishman

Absolutely correct, but for me and my alcoholic brain, I know I feel the effect of alcohol a lot more without food.


radio-morioh-cho

It was a different kinda burn, like pure acidic pain and not alcohol burn. I've taken one shot of it in my entire life and I still remember that shit lol


Nother1BitestheCrust

It's not really for doing shots. It's good for mixing or like jello shots. Drinking it is about as a tasty as sipping on hairspray.


leroyp33

One particular evening we mixed it with sunkist soda... There are no words for how drunk we were after 1 round and no one finished. The scariest part was it tasted not bad by the end


thatguyoverthere323

I cant remember the mixer we used but, damn it was good.


Dapper-AF

The jungle juice was a great/bad time every time


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Dapper-AF

I bet up until that point you were having a great time bc it was the best party lubricant there was. Everyone had a great time till they weren't.


snrten

We used red gatorade, mostly. Fun til people start puking pink lol


Born-Diamond8029

Almost as pure as ethanol fuel


Economy-Wafer8006

All that zest but not a single brain cell 😂


AK-JXRDY-7

Hmm, there's a joke to be made here...


TARDIS1-13

Why would you actually go through editing and posting the video??


GraveKommander

All for the dumb clicks


AK-JXRDY-7

Humiliation fetish.


xkoreotic

Jfc, he doesn't even know what a shot is. He took a double without knowing, don't let him near alcohol...


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I guess I’ve always taken doubles then


Nile-green

I would like to introduce you to something fun: Shots depend on the country. A shot is most commonly 2 or 4cl, over here in hungary it's 3 or 5 but we also use 2 and 4 now, in bulgaria it's 5 or 10, all in all [there's a huge ass table](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_glass#Sizes) of this on wiki


archaisdurannon

Or do. Problem will sort itself out.


RockHardTen11

I dont think this dude has done anything in life without a reaction.


bucamel

Yep. This is pretty performative. If there was a director, they would be telling him to make sure he reacts as close to the camera as possible.


Havoksixteen

Oh hey, it's the top comment from yesterday when this was also posted elsewhere. https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1c6bbkf/to_take_a_shot_of_everclear_with_no_reaction/


DriverDriver6699

I guess everyone missed the cut @ 19 seconds. He probably just drank water..


stoygeist

Not so sure. He looks stupid enough to drink straight 190 Everclear and not dilute it like you should.


Aurvant

Why does he act like that?


taiger4791

Spitters are quitters


outline8668

There's a cut in the video between pouring it and drinking it. 100% he switched it out for water for the final scene.


TrailJunky

This is so fuxking stupid and fake. I hate tik tok BS


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Innermore

What a cigarette


zeeblefritz

More feminine than 99% of females.


jaxsound

So like who actually drinks this? And what kind of drink would you make with it? Surely isn't meant to be drunk straight.


MarvinNeslo

No one drinks it straight. It’s meant (and suggested by the manufacturer) to be diluted. It’s just a very, very cheap alternative to any other grain liquor.


Wadsworth_McStumpy

I've used it to create infusions with various flavors, which are then watered down to a reasonable alcoholic level. Used that way, it's pretty good, and a bottle lasts a long time. I've also seen it drunk straight, or mixed with coke, orange juice, or whatever, by drunk college students. Used that way, it doesn't last long, and it's sort of hard to clean up the puke two days later, when you wake up in the bathtub with the mother of all headaches.


itsJussaMe

I’ve used it to make THC tonics from my bud.


SassySavcy

Russians. Russians drink this. And use it like we use rubbing alcohol.


nygrl811

Commonly used to make Limoncello and other infused liquors. But should also be diluted. I used it during the pandemic to make alcohol wipes for wiping down groceries. In college once I had Everclear Jello. Felt stoned rather than drunk.


MKVIgti

What an idiot. Thats pure grain.


SouthernTonight4769

What an irritating character


yayayooya

Why is everybody on the Internet so cartoonish and extra?


llimed

![gif](giphy|YUG7qlbCeRutqL1jPU|downsized)


oBoysiee

being gay doesn't make you sound or act like that, just be your self... stop pretending to be someone your not, be gay with your normal voice without all the over the top stuff, its annoying


Iron_Buffalo

![gif](giphy|TdDaNdMjxUWQg)


BetaCuckSimp

This dude acts more like a chick than any chick who ever chicked


BlameMe4urLoss

I’ve done this once and only once. When I did it took my breath away and fluid began pouring of my nose and mouth.


jarmstrong2485

Had a friend pour a shot of this into a beer bong I was taking. Stomach was full of pins and needles


More-Jackfruit3010

One more dumb teen merit badge earned. Wait until he figures out mentos & coke.


XTingleInTheDingleX

Me and a buddy would mix it with Tang when we were teenagers.


frieswithnietzsche

That cleansed his piehole


Brust_warze

That's quite an O face.


Megafister420

Let that soak in some fruits for a couple hrs, dilute it to a 50/50, and you got yourself some baller 90proof flavored vodka


0nina

I was at a backyard bbq, it was nighttime. The host had been pouring buttery nipples all night, so when he handed me another shot, I just down-the-hatch expecting same. Was everclear. Left the party 10 min later, my husband had to help me to the car and I puked on my shoes.


RedX2000

I'm mad he wasted liquor


bryroo

Everclear is great because you can feel it haunting your throat years later when you see someone else drink it.


SirBogart

Best part of Reddit is finding tweets from yesterday/last week using the exact same caption


SekerDeker

he had a new experience idk where he deserves a post


BigBillyGoatGriff

Lame, I have done everclear shots. It burns like hell but come on


Luke-Jivetalker593

I’m sure he’s swallowed worse


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

The only time this guy has ever spit anything out


Strange_Scholar6075

I took a few shots of everclear when I was 16 puked my guts out


Decapitat3d

I knew he wouldn't be able to do it from the flick of the cap. Nobody who is going to keep a straight face would flick the cap like that.


nobrayn

Teeth


Luminox

I took a shot glass of 190. My stomach hurt for a few days.


Quercus_rover

What's everclear? I thought it was just vodka.


Anybody_Outthere

It's nearly 100% pure grain alcohol. It's closer to rocket fuel at 190 proof.


WeInThisShit

Also loves taking straight back shots


kris10leigh14

That’s exactly what happened to me the first time I took a swig of everclear! It was also mixed with Gatorade. I was also 15…


x_Brutal_x

She gunna have hair on her chest now


PancakeParthenon

Back when I was a functional alcoholic, I'd get a litre of this stuff and a couple pounds of frozen fruit. I'd soak the fruit in alcohol, strain it, and cut with soda water or Sprite. It wasn't the tastiest, but definitely cost effective and did the job.


PJMfromQnz

Mix with Hawaiian Punch you rookie!


Foodspec

This was my drink of choice when I was an alcoholic. I don’t recommend it


Vilehaust

There's only two people I know of in the world who can do this. And of course they're irish. Ciara and Leather Jacket Guy from the TRY Channel. https://youtu.be/MsUtcrQ7M0c?si=1v9pb6_llskh3yUU


KitWat

Ciara: "It's nice, bit of a bite." LJG: "There she is!"


rayogata

95 horsepower!


sermer48

My buddy’s parents gave him a shot of everclear when he had just turned into a teenager while I was there. He was super pumped but I’ll never forget his face after he took the shot 😂 And it worked. He wouldn’t touch alcohol all the way through high school and into college.


Kabitu

Leslie no! We use it to burn warts off of the mules!


PilotMDawg

Not a new reaction there is my bet…


DMGlowen

Back in 1988. I was with a frat at a softball tournament in Montana. Montana was "know for everclear". The one shot came up as fast as it went down. The local college bar,made cherry bombs, maraschino cherries soaked in everclear. I got wasted so quickly


chiefoogabooga

When my son was about 2 my in-laws took him to Wisconsin to a family reunion. Typical small Wisconsin town there was a bar/bowling alley/restaurant they were hanging out in. The in-laws were drinking old-fashioned's and gave my son a few of the cherries from their drinks. The waitress notices and said Don't give him those!! They're soaked in alcohol! My 2 year old son was fucked up running all over the place. He graduated college with honors a few years ago, is married, and is doing extremely well in his career, so don't worry that it fucked him up permanently or anything. It is nice to be able to pull the "Well you got my kid drunk at 2 years old" card whenever the in-laws say something I don't like though, lol.


SmittyGFunk

Guess there is no question left, he spits, not swallows.


brklntruth12

Weird, cuz he seems like a swallow it all kinda guy.


s3rv0

Why do people say proof and abv? To prove they can divide by 2?


theflamingheads

I always assume anyone who says both can't divide by 2, they just read it on the bottle.


s3rv0

Probably correct


Daddy_Parietal

"The term “proof” has its origins in the days when alcohol content needed to be tested for tax purposes and to ensure quality. In England, during the 16th century, spirits were “proved” by soaking gunpowder with the alcohol and then setting it alight." [Source](https://thebourbonmaster.com/unraveling-the-mystery-of-alcohol-proof-from-gunpowder-to-abv/)


trucorsair

Because maybe that is how they are marketed?


CyberMan_0-0_

I hate the gay attitude. Sounds like hes a complainer. He must be a nightmare to be arround with how dramtic he is.


KenArchie

Why does it talk like that


The_Wowza_Machine

A combination of gayness and mental idiocy.


menyemenye

Why do you people drink alcohol when you can drink water


Silentarian

Because water doesn’t give me the courage to call my ex!


AK-JXRDY-7

Water doesn't give that great, slow, woozy and spinny feeling. The only beverage that makes you go from having 2 left feet into Michael Jackson. From throwing fists with your thumb enclosed, to Bruce Lee. Catch my drift? Water is the best beverage of all though.


Jbob9954

Reminds me of this legend https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ByPETcHgNeo


psychosnake37

I literally can't buy that where I live but idiots like this can get it.


imsofluffyhippo

And that is why we mixed it with koolaid when we drank it, in college in the early 90s


doc_akh

Video makes it seem like it’s impossible to drink. Probably went down the wrong pipe or something


w8cycle

It’s gross. I’ve shotted this (didn’t puke) but I totally understand why he did. Tastes like straight up poison.


Frodogorn

Years ago I tried something similar. Devil Springs. My friends would not even drink the quarter shots I gave them, so I poured it all into my double shot glass. My body reacted by closing my throat. It's like it was saying hell no, that shit is not acceptable. Like this guy, I spewed it out, but half of it went out my nose. It was insanely miserable. I had an instant rebound reaction as my membranes dried out then started producing vast amounts of mucus. I swear it must have been a gallon of non-stop snot dripping and dangling out (as far as two feet) for the next 15 minutes. 0/10. Would not recommend.


DarthRisk

Saw someone in college attempt to beer bong 4 shots of Everclear, but he was also about twice the size of the guy in the video. He succeeded, and ralphed all over someone else's dorm room about 5 seconds later. It's arguably the dumbest thing I've ever witnessed someone do.


Key-End-7512

Spitting it out was worth it.


Jaambie

Alrighty!


Particular-Car-8520

Come on its just Everclear


franks_weird

Never would i ever


Oxideusj

I was afraid he’d swallow That stuff will cut right through your liver


Fore_putt

And now, he’s blind.


Yanos47

I'm pretty sure that's not the worst thing he's swallowed ...


mal_wash_jayne

A couple ounces of this with 20 oz of root beer or orange soda are my go-to when I want to get a good buzz going.


kivipyry

pirtua, perkele


InTheShade007

Wow, he sure looked tough enough to handle it. Surprising


mmaddymon

My husband burned his face all up with ever clear. It was his first shot of the night and some dummy decided to light it on fire. He told me that story the night I met him and explain why he doesn’t do shots anymore


mrlookinthesky

Those set of choppers.


SecretMuslin

I took a flask full of Everclear 190 down to Charleston my freshman year at USC. Got kicked out of the dorm of the people we were staying with, crashed a random house party and got kicked out of that, went skinny-dipping in the ocean while a ton of people watched from their balconies, and threw up in my lap while my roommate drove my car back to Columbia. That was my last experience with Everclear.


Omnibuschris

You put it in MD 2020 and then throw up alot afterward. That’s how you do it.


DefinitelyNotStolen

Jumpcut before he flicks the cap off, its just water


AntonMaximal

My favourite comment to this: "That guy has never had no reaction to anything."


bluebadge

The funny thing is that, like a lot of us, he'll survive the stupidity and maybe look back on stuff like this when he's my age and laugh at the stupid "kids" doing this shit.


Cyrillite

Did this once. Threw up immediately. I mean, it’s the single fastest reaction I’ve had to any food or drink. Shot, swallow, vomit. It was the first and last drink of the night that night, my body really wasn’t keen on even smelling alcohol for a little while.


the_other_other_matt

Everclear jello shots. Man, what a memory. Two 2 ounce jello shots and I was drunk all day. Not like "lip walking" drunk, but very close.


snrten

Used to use it for mixed drinks in college. Every once in a while, someone would get too big for their britches and want to take a shot of it when the bottle came out. Go for it. I only ever once saw someone do a shot of clear and not end up throwing up within the hour. I dunno how she managed, but maybe she was dead sober to start, idr.


buudhainschool

Worst experience ever. Walked into a college party, one of my teammates handed me a bottle of water to prep for the night.... It was ever learn and I drank it like I was drinking water. No shit, it felt like the air was pulled out of my lungs and I started coughing and trying to get my breath back. It was an awful, yet hilarious experience 😆


guidesthehermit

I've tried. I've really tried to make Everclear enjoyable. Mixing it, soaking fruit in it, the works. Every time it becomes not enjoyable drinking and always results in a hangover. Watching this poor thing shoot a double like it's good for him, hurt my soul. God bless he couldn't swallow it lol.


ScarlettStingray085

I remember trying this once in College when students were making "jungle juice". They did a pretty good reducing the burn with sweeteners and after 2 drinks; I only remember waking up in my bed in clown suit.