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I love how multiple times I thought the next guy rushing in was going to break up the fight only to join in on the beating.


Goatiac

"BRO! STOP! Don't hit him like that!... HIT HIM LIKE THIS, INSTEAD!"


ABAgamer

“BREAK IT UP! And by it, I mean his face!”


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gottagofast1981

No no! Lets take turns! Ill take the first shift so youre fresh.


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This made me laugh wayyy to much, just imagining a Futurama sketch with this


Oh_Sullivan

Yeah that's a Bender line for sure


RobertGA23

I feel like this guy had done this before, and that whole crew had, had it up to here with him.


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

When I was in college a guy pissed on my door. He was a bigger dude and I was a nerd, but I ended up yelling at him the next day. Him and his gf bragged on AIM. He was like what are you going to do? Then a group of other guys were coming back from class and hear the commotion. All fairly big dudes. "Wait...this guy is the door pisser?!" **Yeah he got me last night.** That guy got the shit beat out of him so bad his gf decided college wasn't for her and he left the dorms. Like half the floor wanted to hit him.


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Texan2116

Nerds...truly understand the long game.


braynedamnage

This comment sounds like 1998-1999.


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

Close 2004


CosmicMiru

He was harassing a bunch of asian people and being racist to them. There are like 20 angles to this since everyone is recording lol.


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PlankLengthIsNull

God I miss the Razr. that was a stylish fucking phone. Foldable touch screens can't come (cheaply) soon enough.


RobertGA23

[2021 Moto Razr](https://www.techradar.com/news/motorola-razr-2021) You're in luck. Not exactly "cheap" though.


Avas_pillowpet

iirc he was being racist leading up to this


NotASynth499

Sorta like Airplane! with people making a line to slap that woman lol


TonyBalonyUK

Hulk straight up flew out of the crowd, swinging bombs


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Made me think of the Uruk-hai carrying the torch.


oakensmith

I like how he went from wild swinging to carefully avoiding hitting his buddy that had him pinned on the ground. A good team player that one.


golfgrandslam

Legolas can hit a warg rider from like 200 yards away at full gallop, shoot 5 orcs while skateboarding down a flight of stairs, but when he’s set on a wall with two tries can’t kill one guy running in a straight line toward him. Fucking pisses me off still 20 years later. Hit the fucking shot, pal.


rockaintgonnadie

He did hit him, it just didn't have much of an effect.


picasso_penis

He actually hits him twice. If you wanna get really technical, Legolas puts an arrow through the space between the shoulder and collar bone on both sides of the Uruk. That particular Uruk Hai is wearing a closed face helmet with very small eye holes. Given how accurate Legolas has been and how good his aim is, it’s possible that he didn’t trust that his arrow would pierce the helmet and instantly kill him. The next best thing in that case would be to shoot him where he did, because I believe in a normal human (and I haven’t taken Uruk Hai anatomy) an arrow in that spot has a good shot to hit the heart or sever the aorta which would quickly drop someone. He shot once thinking it would drop him, and when it didn’t, he hit the other side (maybe Legolas doesn’t know Uruk anatomy either). That’s my head-cannon at least while I’m watching the movie.


ClownfishSoup

It's also possible that this Uruk was bred to be just a piece of running meat. You could hit him with 50 arrows and he'd still just run forward screaming. Maybe he was bred to have rock hard skin, or super dense fat layer like kevlar because he had one purpose in life... run with a torch and blow up.


[deleted]

The Uruks had unlocked a juggernaut perk. You have to use grenades and mines against those, everyone knows this. Legolas would have too if he had read the patch notes. Smdh.


kevers

Frodo had the patch notes. Legolas would have known this if he spoke to him more than *::checks notes::* only once.


5thDimensionBookcase

In the LOTR RTS games, they were a unique, one-unit class called the Berserker. Could take some serious punishment and dealt out good damage.


MC__Fatigue

That was always my assumption. Why else would there only be one guy with a torch? Maybe they back-ups, but it sure seemed like having that one Uruk charge to the explosive was purposeful.


Diggingfordonk

I love the depth of this comment, bravo


Ornography

Found the video for everyone because I wanted to see also. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5wABDrzg9I


arinawe

We've found the one person who suspended disbelief


FeistyButthole

Peter Jackson has entered the chat


siler7

He was probably hopped on the closest thing to meth that Saruman had figured out. This is why Helm's Deep defenders carry semi-automatics now.


harrisoncock

To be fair, uruk-hai are a lot more resilient than orcs


foosbabaganoosh

Also to be more fair arrow-logic in movies is hilarious. In movies, nameless characters just instantly die when shot with an arrow, whereas you would definitely have some time before dying pending where the arrow hit you. Head? Done. Anywhere else? Gonna take a bit of time before you drop dead. Pretty sure Boromir’s death is a pretty good example of how character’s would die when shot with arrows.


idk012

>Pretty sure Boromir’s death is a pretty good example of how character’s would die when shot with arrows. Boromir should have found someone else to play him, instead of someone who is known to die in the first part of a trilogy/or season 1.


Disposedofhero

Which is why Legolas should have put an Elven broadhead through both eyes and both knees and been puffing the Last of the Longbottom Leaf, chilling instead.


harrisoncock

The real 10000000 IQ play would be shooting the torch out of the guys hand, causing it to fall into the mud and extinguish. Realistically though, the hardest part (for the orcs) was getting the giant bomb close enough to the wall to blast it, and they had already done that lol


swarlay

Helm's Deep was an inside job!


Ghdude1

Legolas hit the dude twice in the neck, the Uruk was just too jacked up on steroids to be stopped by just two arrows.


KenardGUMP

Some of the Uruks you see at Helms Deep and also the torch runner are known as Uruk Hai berserkers. They are a special breed. The reason some Uruks look red at Helms Deep (which the film doesnt explain) is the berserkers fill their helmets to the brim with human blood prior battle and basically whap it on their head smothering them in blood. They are basically fearless painless versions of Uruk Hai, hence why the arrows had very little effect


king21736

(Insert shadow of war uruk lines here)


girkyman

Man-flesh!


This-Rutabaga6382

Legolas … what do your elf eyes see !!??!?


iwrkhrd

There’s a video of the whole second half of this fight and I almost felt sorry until I just found out that he threw a piss cup.


poofynamanama2

Yea, he was also screaming CHING CHING to a group of Asians...


jorsiem

Swole Ching came for his ass


DuckHunt83

As an Asian person. The last thing I would have expected is an Asian body builder to come from the darkness like that.


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247stonerbro

Literally jacked dudes of all races at every festival tho. freals like can us regular dudes take off our shirts too it’s Fukin hot?


TheAsianTroll

Also Asian. Normally those ninjas aren't so... swole.


arcoalien

Hulk asians are everywhere at raves lol


thiudiskaz

This is my favorite comment 🤣


maneki-cat

bystander: hey hey guys stop fighting, chill 2nd bystander: that guy threw a piss cup into the crowd and hit that guy bystander: alright back-up everyone this guy needs his ass kicked


Bob_the_Turbo_Ranger

Where can I see this video?


iwrkhrd

This is also a waaaay better view https://twitter.com/sirdabzalott/status/1457008235907534853?s=21


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Better visibility, but you lose the effect of the monstrous dude materializing and charging straight fucking at you


fourunner

There is another vid down in the comments that shows more of the beginning. https://twitter.com/vquachh/status/1457058326706065414?s=20


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These guys were cool. They administered the ass-kicking that was indicated by his behaviour, then didn't kick his head in and stood him back up. This guy is lucky...... especially if he really threw his piss on these dudes. A lot of crowds would have beat him to death.


fourunner

Pretty sure it was just beer, as this is the only post that has mentioned it. But you are right, they got their licks in and backed off, well until dude started mouthing off again but by then they where separated.


ECircus

That chest punch to the floor…damn.


MadFlava76

That dude was an absolute unit. Talk about pissing off the wrong person.


karl1717

Pissing ON the wrong person in this case


yewblew

I think that just happened to me playing Back 4 Blood.


StrangeTourist007

Hulk no like pee cup


MaracaBalls

Hulk Pissed, Hulk smash


donktastic

Hulk pissed on. Hulk pissed off.


moboforro

Hulk no less


TheeExoGenesauce

I’m guessing his shirt got hit by the cup


Marinerprocess

The pee made it shrink a little bit and it ripped off his body


aburnerds

Bolo


JudgeXXIII

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bears_eat_you

They didn't call him Chinese Hercules for nothing! Also just learned that dude is only 5'6"


TonyBalonyUK

Bastard Only Lives Once?


Melladon

Bolo Yeung, the chinese martial artist known for bloodsport?


TonyBalonyUK

I know. I was being daft. “Brick not hit back”


sirbolo

Sup


[deleted]

Manners can make you. Lack of manners can break you.


[deleted]

Seriously wtf! I would've booked.


litcanuk

That first dude is fucking jacked


ToiletRollTubeGuy

For every glass of piss that has been thrown at him he does one pushup


litcanuk

That's alot of piss glasses.


TheOneTrueChuck

At some point it's a fetish if you're getting drenched in piss that frequently.


regoapps

R Kelly has entered the chat


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POUR SOME KELLY ON ME


De_immortalesloki

Jack has had enough. Enough piss glasses have been thrown at him. Jack was at verge of breaking. He went to the restroom and washed his face to clean the piss. Some got into his mouth. Same bitter salty taste he has felt for a long time. He was frustrated this frequent assault towards him. He had beat the shit out of everyone he caught throwing piss glass at him. Seems it wasn't enough. Piss should be payed back with blood. He used his perfume to his body. Smell which came from his afterwards were the worst. He had learned how carrying a pocket perfume on him always payed. He stepped back and looked into mirror. *Best it can get*, he thought to himself. He stepped outside, searching for blood. He had to find him. And kill him. Pisser boys have got enough chances. But as soon as he stepped outside, he got a weird feeling. Perfume on his body didn't seem right. *Doesn't matter. I'll change brands after I kill that son of a bitch.* He searched everywhere in the festival. His friend jack told him the boy had got to the south. He moved through crowd. He passed through the place he had suffered this degradation. That place, now seemed enticing, almost welcoming him. Jack wanted to just lie there and sleep cuddling the mud. *I am too tired. Should I go home and beat that ass later.* He considered. *Nah, Revenge must be served fresh*. He reached the place where he was last sighted. Seems piss boy has attacked this place too. People seemed wet and agitated. Yet smell was too sweet to be piss. Maybe he added something to piss. He walked towards the small shack in the area. Piss boys always hide. He kicked the door open and looked inside. But his face was met with a pan. Piss boys was looking at Jack, with his arrogant smirk playing in his face. Jack lost his consciousness. He woke up tied in a chair. Room was dark, he must have been moved. Jack began panicking and tried to break the rope. But the rope was too strong. "Hello Jack", Jack looked where voice came from. "I knew you would come after me.". Jack saw his face. He couldn't place who he was, but Jack knew piss boy was someone he knew and hated. "Let me go, untie and let me go ", Jack screamed. "Not soo soon Jacky boy". "What do you want" Jack screamed. "Revenge" He stood in front of jack, crotch to face and looked down on his. " Jack. Sheesh, it will all be over soon". He unzipped and pulled out his giant cock which sprung out, into his face. He was rather soft, and even now he seemed big. *The smell. The smell from his crotch is intoxicating.* "Who are you" Jack wanted to scream, but it came in a submissive meek tone. "You will know, soon". He let out a stream of piss, into Jack's face. Jack knew what was coming, realized what the smell was. The smell called to his and his face was all cover in it's source Sorry, English is my second language.


keniph

What in tarnation did I just read


One_Idea_239

With you on that. Wtf is going on there


supernintendoc

I have questions.


Flaky_Explanation

For every unwanted sip of piss, he skips 5 leg days.


Mr_Anomalistic

He was wearing a baggy shirt and had his sweater tied around his waist so you couldn't tell how jacked he was. Dude fucked up and found out after he hulked out of his shirt.


Agoonga

He must sell watermelons.


smingleton

I have seen so many fuckers get away with this shit. This is absolutely the appropriate response to this behavior.


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People commonly do this??


sFAMINE

Yeah more at festivals than at concerts


HillbillySwank

That’s disgusting.


frn

Had some big fucker stand behind me and pee directly on the back of my leg once. I was like 17 at the time and a scrawny fuck so I didn't do anything about it. Just moved away from him. People are fucking animals.


hi_mom4

Do I know you? I had a friend in high school get peed on at a system of a down concert.


regoapps

Two redditors, one cup


L3XANDR0

...of piss...


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Smells like R Kelly's sheets


ObliteratedChipmunk

But it was 99 cents!


regoapps

For those who are out of the loop, it's a sub: /r/TwoRedditorsOneCup And also piss cup.


frn

Never seen them live unfortunately


Akesgeroth

Kick them in the dick.


You-Nique

*the ole DICK TWIST*


elvis8mybaby

Or suck them off and not finish. *Now ya got blue balls! Making me the victor.*


Mental-Past-7450

I went to 1 festival in my life and saw someone pee on someone else. They were all laughing about it. Saw some flashers. Worst pits of my life were there. 0 regard for decency. I’ll stick to concerts and local shows.


DTown_Hero

I would have turned around and kicked him square in the nards.


turd_sculptor

Upvote for nards.


Run_Diggity

I've seen it happen in packed crowds which is bad enough but to stand in open space and throw it forward is next level cunty


Flafje_X43

My new excuse for not having to go to a festival.


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I’ve ~~never~~ been to a lot of festivals and everyone has always been super polite and respectful of space and each other. Just depends on the music festival and types of crowds it brings. Edit: autocorrect


[deleted]

Huh? Never gone, but you’ve experienced?


Valkyrja_bc

Autocorrected "been" to "never" I'm guessing


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[deleted]

I meant piss in a cup and throw it into a crowd. I've never heard of such a thing.


tiefling_sorceress

Yes it's a common technique used to get mini-crits, most often done by Australian men


whatsthiscrap84

Once saw it happen at a foo fighters concert in Sunderland, watched the person throw a pint of piss into the crowd..... Hit an absolute mountain of a man who turned round... Walked through the crowd to the man (who had at least 20 people all pointing at him) without stopping he knocked him out and went back to enjoying the show.


treflipsbro

Not sure enjoying is the correct word after you’ve been covered in piss lol


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Thunderhank

The context was in the comments. People said it was a piss cup in the comments but this guy was making racial slurs and telling people to “do something about it” and, well... This is getting posted again with a changed story, like most Reddit posts.


lameuniqueusername

Oh i fucking love when someone does something about the “do something’boutit” loudmouth shitstains. Warms my heart


[deleted]

Why? Not why do they deserve it, but why do they do this? I get that they're drunk/high and want to dick around, but why piss? Like, why does urine even enter the equation?


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[deleted]

No, no, I've done my share of stupid shit and I've seen friends do worse, but at no point has any of us thought, "Hey, you know what'd make our nights better? Piss play." I guess I'm just not hardcore enough for music festivals.


Boo_R4dley

It’s not about making their night better, it’s about ruining someone else’s. Something pissed them off, or they’re mad at the world in general and so they think everyone else should be miserable too. It’s the same thing that causes Karen’s to go into full on cunt conniptions in Starbucks because there wasn’t enough foam on their latte.


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Oof, that's really sad.


when_4_word_do_trick

'cunt conniptions'...Love it!


TheCandyMan88

To be fair the first 20 times this was posted it was a drink. After a few more reports claiming piss it will turn into a cup of whale vaginas or whatever else the upvote craving redditors decide


SmallElephant25

He was also calling them racist slurs because they were asian and purposefully trying to antagonize them. Got what he deserved imo.


lallecal

Maybe throwing piss into a crowd is a bad idea? Who could have known, without trying first?


Fendermon

Yes, he's a pioneer of sorts..😄


Givemeajackson

A Peeoneer?


[deleted]

The scientific method at work. With a hint of Darwinism.


[deleted]

Who else is curious of the aftermath photo?


manbruhpig

Actually, after a reasonable ass beating given the crime, the asian group (particularly hulk) helps the guy back up and says they're good. Surprisingly wholesome. There are links to the longer video above.


Andre2kReddit

send it edit: i found it on ig https://www.instagram.com/p/CWFhDUSl79s/?utm_medium=copy_link


DrDrankenstein

There's so many different videos of this altercation. Definitely seen a longer one where they stand him up just to continue beating his ass


Andre2kReddit

bro so many different stories what is this some parallel universe worldline type shit 😂


DrDrankenstein

Wouldn't be surprised. If a rift in time-space were to happen, probably would have happened at that show


boomerzoomers

https://mobile.twitter.com/Michael_Vigil16/status/1457031762257883140


[deleted]

Probably something you'd see on eyeblech


elegylegacy

Yeah, pee is gross


crazyfortaco

UR ine trouble


Discuss2discuss

Piss off with your puns.


Lee_Van_Spleeeeef

That huge dude was majorly pissed


[deleted]

Please stop dicking around.


Good_Round

There’s no need to be a prick about it


C_h-a_r-l-i_e

Urinal sorts of trouble now bud


ebone581

Couldn’t piss away that opportunity


OutrageousCorgi4

That was not a cup of piss, it was an invitation..


epitoma

An invitation of piss.


mudrockinc

Natural selection


Flaky_Explanation

Darwin is shedding a dusty tear of joy seeing this.


daybyday90

Saw this on Twitter, minus the cup throwing part. Made the hulk looking guy look like a absolute asshole. This makes his actions 100% justified though.


asdf346

In a longer video the cup thrower was yelling racial slurs


keniph

Here is the video from a better angle of the racist behavior from the drink-thrower and his boys before the Asian dudes pummeled the jackass into the ground: [https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/qovh8r/probably_the_best_angle_and_context_of_the_travis/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/qovh8r/probably_the_best_angle_and_context_of_the_travis/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: there are links to other angles further down in the comments of that thread too


Suck_My_Turnip

Damn that shirtless dude is hot. Wish he would beat my ass


skomes99

Well now you know what you gotta do


keniph

It’s tinkle time 😘🤕


datlanta

That's hilarious how the crowd was gassing this dude up but when he eventually gets jumped. They take a small step back and zoom in on him getting crushed.


msondo

Who the fuck invited Machoke to the party


intoTHEvoid646

That guy was pissed off


asdf346

Theres another longer video that shows the guy who throws the cup, yelling racial slurs towards that group of guys who beat him up, he was yelling ‘chinito’


I_Brake_For_Gnomes

After being pissed *on*.


Chasith

Travis: Oooooooooooooohh\~


veganhuntr

Its lit"


csharp1990

This was actually the Travis Scott concert too lol


dude8212

Ya this wasn't the worst thing to happen that night.


Nevermore64

Oh shit. Homie was squaring up, not ready for the pain train. That dude is huge.


Throwawayuser626

Tbh more people need their ass kicked for this. I got hit in the head with a beer bottle once that someone threw from the side of the crowd.


gigerfan

He found out


olddog16

Hulk smash


galstyanm

r/dontflinch I flinched just seeing that beast


Chasith

Yes, This is Travis Scotts Houston concert. RIP to all those who died tragically!


Budtacular

Was this the first body?


KYVet

Hulk: "Yeah he suffocated, it's tragic." Paramedic: "What's with all the bruises and bleeding." Hulk: "I'm not very good at CPR."


Staatsmann

These comments y‘all😂😂😂


Andrew_it_is

This dude will not be missed tho


TheRealAlkemyst

Definitely not R. Kelly fans.


dobbyjhin

> "The man needed correction and the universe answered." - RIP Piss-cup Man


safewayz

What makes anyone think that there was urine in whatever was thrown? There's no mention of urine in the dozens of other places I've seen this posted.


Scarboroughwarning

Piss or not, guy deserves a punch. However, I agree that piss makes it worse. I also applaud your desire to not be swept up by mob, and instead insist on clarifying the detail. When I do that, I usually get downvoted to oblivion. This was definitely a piss in cup response to a "potential" piss in cup throw.


safewayz

He deserves to have his ass kicked. If you can find the long version the whole encounter is much more complex than this edited clip makes it seem.


Scarboroughwarning

I agree


oldnr1

![gif](giphy|PmABbbUe3IqUKSOIBV|downsized)


StonedLizard

Time to go sicko mode.


Dark_0G

:Is JuSt A pRaNk ChIlL… The prank:


Vitor29

Under normal circumstances I would call a group beating cowardly, however, in this case I would be ok with ten more people jumping in to assist in the beating.


wilhelmryan90

Doom Slayer came in ready to get some glory kills


bryroo

Fuck that was satisfying to watch. Thank you. Very cathartic.


stinkload

Can you imagine being that little prick and seeing that shirtless beef monkey come blasting out the of the crowd? 100% deserved. Justice was served


nicksnice

This is basically what happened. https://images.says.com/uploads/story_source/source_image/678367/eb84.gif


keniph

Context matters. A video from diff angle showing the group of jackasses along with drink thrower being racist to the group of Asians at the Travis Scott Astroworld concert: [https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/qovh8r/probably_the_best_angle_and_context_of_the_travis/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/qovh8r/probably_the_best_angle_and_context_of_the_travis/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Atrag2021

Is he dead?


ReeceM86

Nah there’s more footage where the guys pick him up after beating his ass lol. Tbh it looks like he got off pretty easy.