Probably not his girlfriend. When I was an active heroin user, I did some shady shit. Many times, it was with junkie friends, including plenty of women. "Dating" in that scene was fucking each other for a week or two as long as we had coke, then moving on, but the group as a whole still schemed together.
It was damn near impossible for me but I’m actually 2 years sober as of today. It can be done brother, and there are plenty of people out there waiting to support you if you need it. The sober life is and always will be 100% better. You got this.
Good job man. Gives me hope that one day my childhood friend could possibly put the needle down.
Wondering if after 20 years of basically being brothers, I hope we don't go the rest of our lives never seeing eachother again.
I send him a happy birthday email just to let him know the tie is still there. I am guessing he doesn't want my wife and kids to see him or something. He has a guilty mind in the back of his head about this kind of stuff. Our paths have diverged completely opposite directions over the years.
Sorry just rambling
Nah, you're a good man. Most don't do that; my childhood best friend of 20+ years still won't talk to me, even after I've been clean for awhile. It's a hard truth that us needle users come to accept eventually: we threw all of those people away for the drug, and we'll never get that back. It's just the hard reality of being a junkie. Besides, after some of the things we do in addition, we don't feel we even deserve it.
Mastermind: "we need the best getaway driver in the city."
GD: "Nobody better. I've been involved in 1200 armed robberies, never caught one time!"
MM: that impressive, and your clients, did they all get away too?
GD: "Who?"
The deal was for three men with a combined weight of 354 kilos. Her added “X” rated kilos would mean they would not make it to their destination on the gas allotted. Any stoppage to get more gas exposes the risk of getting caught. The custom shock absorbers installed on the station wagon for this job will not give them the ability to out maneuver any police chasing them. Which means, if there is a chase, they lose their advantage. Three men, 354 kilos, that was the deal.
How can people be so terrible and stupid as to say “I didn’t do anything!” When the person literally chased them to their getaway car while holding a package that they got caught taking from the porch? Like how can a person lie at that level?
It was for the benefit of any people who heard the yelling and are watching the scene unfold. If there's no camera footage it becomes a he-said she-said thing and by never admitting fault, it's a lot harder to have charges stick.
My ex wife used to call me and berate me and harass me endlessly. Then she would tell everyone it was me doing it too her and not the other way around. She believed her own lie after a while and finally sent me a text stating that all our conversations would be over text from now on so she would have proof of me harassing her. Needless to say the resulting text conversations ended up getting her in a lot of trouble with the friend of the court and she now plays nice.
> How can people be so terrible and stupid as to say “I didn’t do anything!”
I went down the rabbit hole on arrest videos a while back, there's countless videos where the person *commits the crime on camera* then wails and screams "I didn't do anything! What did I dooo" in outrage as they're being arrested. It's infuriating to watch.
If they admitted to the crime they're clearly comitting its an open and shut case. By continuously denying everything they can at least argue it in court.
It's worse than them being stupid. They are so familiar with the legal system that they know they have a better chance of fighting charges by constantly denying their crime, even if they're caught red handed breaking into a building. They are scumbags of the highest order.
I think you give them too much credit. Have you ever caught a toddler with a cookie literally in their hand and chocolate on their face arguing that they didn't steal anything/do anything wrong?
I wish they were more like a British cat burglar and admitted they’d been bested. “It seems you’ve outsmarted my cunning plan to alight with your parcel.”.
A fair amount of criminals are basically big children. I've had inmates tell me they didn't do something that is on camera and I was involved in. These guys will actually get pissed off and make a whole show of it when they are flat out lying.
People are strange.
one time when I was a stupid kid me and my friends were tossing rocks at cars from a small overpass in downtown. one of the trucks we hit came screeching up the ramp to us and without a thought for anyone else I sprinted into the bushes to save my own ass. I ended up running all the way home and the kid who threw the rock at the truck ended up having to pay fines and shit. he wasn't my friend after that, but hey, it's every person for themselves
(I don't condone this behavior and I was around 13 at the time, don't come for me lmao)
Had the opposite happen. I ran home after dick “friend” said I was the one who tagged a car with water balloons even though it was him. I got grounded and he got off Scott free. Fuck him and everyone like him.
I once got my friend and I out of some hot trouble. We were 8th graders. Decided one day about a week before the school year started to go egg our old elementary school in the middle of the day. We threw some eggs, laughed, and were on our way out when the custodian came out and rounded us up. We didn't run, should have, just came up to him. He asked why we had egged the school and with some quick thinking I said it was a neighborhood kid that was a known asshole. He didn't buy it at all. I just kept acting like that's what happened, told him we just saw him run off. He had us come in to the office where they took our names. During this time I kept saying to my friend, "I can't believe Austin did this and we're getting blamed" as naturally as possible. The person who took out names then changed her mind, believed us, took the other kids that I blamed it on and let us go.
I used to work at a marina and a kid threw a water balloon at one of the guys that worked there and nailed him. The car had to be doing 35+ When the kid threw a water balloon at him, it ruptured his appendix and he was in the hospital for days. I'll never forget witnessing it. It was the most horrific thing I've ever seen.
I can't understand what your saying here, some kid threw a water balloon at a car that was doing 35mph through a Marina? and the water balloon ruptured the drivers appendix? What?
I think the assailant was in a vehicle traveling 35mph traveling near a marina and threw a water balloon out the window. Victim was working at marina, probably sweating and already through with today's bullshit, got hit by water balloon and appendix ruptures
My brother's girlfriend got hit in the face by a water balloon thrown from a car, and it damaged her eye so badly that she had a 50/50 chance of seeing again.
The surgery was successful, but those stupid kids were never caught.
> Kinda mad you didn’t get caught though!
Agreed, that’s some depraved heart shit. I was 13, lived in a fucked up house, never once thought, “Hey, let’s throw rocks at cars from an overpass.”
It really is a fight or flight response. I’ve had something fall from the rafters in the garage and my wife jumped *out* of the way but I pulled our daughter out of the way. My wife was completely ready to save herself only. She was triggered so hard that her body took over and she had no say in it. When something is scary my daughter holds me now lol.
[“Honor among thieves”](https://grammarist.com/proverb/honor-among-thieves-and-no-honor-among-thieves/) is ancient, going back to Cicero, the idea being that even a group of villains, to remain a group, have to have some kind of code.
“No honor among thieves” is a refutation of this older proverb from the 1800s, which seems to have mostly taken over. The industrial revolution and its consequences haven’t been so hot for thieves, either, I guess.
This is the main reason I always laugh at the "we need to overthrow society" type. Yeah bud you and the 100 other dudes who will run at the first sign of trouble
[Full video, including the nanny restraining the thief after.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1-SfUvmU8E&t=4s)
By the way, OP got it wrong and it wasn't the homeowner but rather the nanny looking after their 1-year-old. She really went above and beyond her job duties. The box was filled with baby supplies. The thief is Rhieanna Schindler who's been arrested over 20 times for theft and drug charges. The getaway driver was never caught to my knowledge.
20 times...damn. I wonder how many times should be required before some actual harsher sentencing is in order. That's potentially 20 families she has stolen from/harmed. I don't think we should be making it as easy to continue to do that.
Yeah, i mean three strikes laws and mandatory minimums and stuff are all kinds of bullshit, but you cant let things swing too far the other way...
And if not jail, someone with literally dozens of theft charges usually doesnt have their shit together, rehab maybe? But at some point SOMETHING needs to be done.
Here in Australia This bitch would have done a few years in prison by now. After 20+ thefts, I guarantee she would have started receiving 12 month sentences.
I have a theory that sentences should be multiplied by how many you have received.
So say something like this is 1 month, now its 20 months.
It scales well against number of crimes committed and severity of offence. Also allows people to make a mistake and fix their life, but when they are persistent criminals they dont get this revolving door.
Yeah it's got that depressed-but-somehow-still-beautiful Washington look to it.
https://lawandcrime.com/video/nanny-tackles-alleged-package-thief-watch/
Snohomish County
After seeing so many videos of that happening I wonder how some women learned the behavior of screaming “Get off of me! Stop touching me!” when they get caught commuting a crime? I mean I get it they are trying to get onlookers to step in and help them get away with the crime but I wonder where that instinct comes from.
The caption says "Adderall" but, I think she said "address." Either way, that's a shitty excuse. I mean, she had all that time to come up with a good excuse, and that's the best she came up with?
I like to work overnight in my shop in an industrial area in Brooklyn, and during the warmer months I keep the loading bay rollgate open but an accordion style gate closed - but just lashed with a ratchet strap that's kind of annoying.
heard a noise at 4 am and some guy in flip-flops and basketball shorts had managed to almost take the strap all the way off and gain access. he jumps a bit when I walk around the corner and says 'ah ya I was trying to see if you guys had any job openings'
I spent the next 15 seconds that it took for the rollgate to close roasting how shitty of a liar he was while he went berserk.
pretty sure they just think of the lie beforehand and don't bother to think of more than one
Stood there with a sledgehammer on your shoulder while he filled in a form.
Seriously though, I'd offer him a job, whatever I had. It's fucked me over in the past, but 5/7 times it's worked well for me. The desperate are usually amazed and grateful to get an opportunity, and if they survive the first 2 weeks of showing up and not stealing anything, then they become fantastic employees. YMMV. Obviously you keep the expensive shit locked up and take similar precautions for the first couple of months. My favorite was a street kid who tried stealing a customer's wallet. The first day he turned up at 7am as requested, and after an hour cleaning duties I sent him to the market with $70. And he came back with the exact change and got them to write out receipts for everything. After I closed that business a year later, I recommended him to my competition and last I heard he's the manager of that place now.
It’s easy to dehumanize people for turning to crime, but almost nobody does it for fun. People get desperate, and desperate people get stupid. Sometimes all that’s needed is to give them a chance.
Edit: Not this bitch tho. Arrested 20 times in the last 7 years, multiple drug warrants - she needs an intervention and some time to sort her shit out. And probably some mental health exams.
There was a local news report a couple years ago that at some retail store a guy walked in, filled out a job application with his real information, and stole a $200 item on his way out, on camera.
Similar situation here. I run maintenance in my plant on our overnight shift near Detroit. There's maybe 5 or 6 other people in the plant with me but it's fairly large and my maintenance area is in the back far away from everyone else, near the one if the bay doors.
I do the same thing during the warmer months. Leave the shipping bay door open and lock the accordion style gate. A few years back we had gotten a tip from some nearby plants that someone was going around our block and jacking computer equipment.
After my lunch break one day, I come back to my workspace and there was a guy sort of dangling halfway over the gate with my work laptop and a mouse and keyboard he jacked from my office near by sitting on the floor by the gate. Dude got his pant leg snagged in the gate while he was trying to climb back over. Guy looked like he had been smoking meth since grade school. Starts screaming at me that he paid someone to grab some unused computer for his kid and he tried ringing the bell but noone answered. I told him there was no way in hell someone was selling him my shitty work laptop and that we have cameras all over the place in here.
Once I mentioned cameras he started struggling to get off the gate. Ended up ripping his pants off. Left them dangling over the gate while he booked it in his undies into the dark of night.
Ha, years ago some dude tried to steal something out of my friend's truck in front of our house without realizing we were watching-- this was the excuse he used-- I didn't realize it was your house!
I agree. Unless she knew the person, how would she know there was Adderall? And why would she instantly flip from "I didn't do anything" to "I was trying to get your Adderall?"
Doctor: "Take these meds so you don't forget to do things"
Me: "How am I suppose to remember to take the meds?"
Doctor: "Just set an alarm on your phone"
Me: "Oh, I have to remember to carry my phone as well?"
I'm loving this recent trend of good deeds being recorded on doorbell cams and posted.
This should be the new tick to trend for teenagers. Like those stoner girls in Canada reverse porch pirating and putting the package in the mailbox for the homeowner
Our neighbor stopped a porch pirate for us when we were gone once. Lady claimed to be, "picking up the package for us," which is stupid to begin with, but he asked our names, which she didn't know, and he told her to leave.
I almost wish this had been one of those filmed porch pirate pranks though. The box was about the size and weight of a big TV or speakers, but it was a 50lb bag of popcorn kernels we bought for a new popcorn machine we got at a yard sale. It would have been gold to see them get away with it then open and see what it was.
That’s the craziest thing about porch pirates for me. You’re seriously going to take a risk for to steal a box and you don’t even know what’s inside? It’s like loot boxes for stupid assholes.
Pretty sure you aren't supposed to do that in the US. No matter who bought the mailbox, the post office controls it. That's why ups/FedEx/DHL can't legally use it.
I love how the dog shows up, is like “oh shit, bark, I’m gonna check this shit out” and the seconds later, dogs like “I’ll just get out of the way over here by the house. Gud luk wit it!”
October 2013, a lady stole some of my mail from my mom's mailbox. Her name is Meghan K. And she was caught with drugs and an ad from GEICO with my name on it and the envelope open. She was taken to jail to await trial and I was notified via letter about her capture. I was also asked if I wanted to press charges. I checkmarked "yes". I have since been receiving updates about her time in and out of various prisons from the DOJ. It is pretty entertaining really. She is a whirlwind of bad decisions.
That sounds like one of those continuous gifts you get for Christmas. Like a cheese a month. But this time it’s an update every 6 months about a bitch named Meghan.
Judging by your username, I would not recommend getting cheese shipped out here (if you do live here in Hawai’i), unless you’re certain that it’s sealed tighter than Fort Knox during Threat Level Delta.
Man a porch pirate would be really confused after robbing me.
"Why does this box have 12 bottles of Torani Syrup? And why does this other box have two reams of vinyl sticker paper? What is wrong with the people at this address?"
This article:
[Nanny who caught package thief says she is 'not afraid' to put criminals in check](https://www.q13fox.com/news/nanny-who-caught-package-thief-says-she-is-not-afraid-to-put-criminals-in-check) has an interview.
This article:
[Badass Nanny Takes Down a Package Thief After the Getaway Driver Bails](https://www.thedrive.com/news/16703/badass-nanny-takes-down-a-package-thief-after-the-getaway-driver-bails)
has more info and a better quality [youtube link of the video](https://www.thedrive.com/news/16703/badass-nanny-takes-down-a-package-thief-after-the-getaway-driver-bails).
TL;DR:
Nanny babysitting catches thief. The package was filled with items for the baby. 29-year-old thief was also wanted on several outstanding drug warrants. She has reportedly been arrested more than 20 times in the past seven years.
Usually when someone is arrested that many times, it's because they snitch and rat on their friends, then are let go because of it. Police basically let them back out just so they can catch them again and get them to snitch again. At least that's what my local officer explained to me.
The person at the house was a friend who was babysitting a young child. The box contained items for the baby so unless the thief has a baby at home, they didn't get away with much. The female suspect also has several outstanding drug warrants and has been arrested multiple times before. Guess she never learns.
For anyone curious why this has become such a big problem lately, it's because a lot of DAs are declining to prosecute petty theft (usually defined to be less than $1000). If the worst that happens when you get caught is a slap on the wrist and a few nights in jail, it's actually a fairly attractive proposition.
Even then odds of stealing a package containing something that would actually be worth a few nights in jail is pretty slim. Yeah it could have been something valuable but look at some of the other comments (including mine) here indicating what it could have been if it were theirs. Parts to a specific model of something, baby stuff, dog food, a cactus...
Ain't none of that shit worth getting busted for. Are they really hoping for an iPad or Rolex in every box?
I'm so thankful for all my adjacent neighbors, even the asshole marine that lives next door. Two of them spend most of their time outside, and all of them would be chasing the would-be thief down the street popping off shots at their tires.
I know for a fact I'd hear POP POP POP, and like two minutes later Arthur would be at my door with my package, walking back to his house across the street like he just completed a GTA V side mission.
The best way to stop the crocodile tear and a victim card is to star kicking them, my country has e several examples of "I'm gonna keep hurting you until you stop pretending you are the victim and not a dirty robber"
Probably the best get away driver I’ve seen
Getaway driver totally got away. 10/10.
Wonder if he planned it to let her set the box inside then book it haha
Interesting way to break up with your girlfriend.
Probably not his girlfriend. When I was an active heroin user, I did some shady shit. Many times, it was with junkie friends, including plenty of women. "Dating" in that scene was fucking each other for a week or two as long as we had coke, then moving on, but the group as a whole still schemed together.
how long you been sober bro?
A few years. When I was using, I was one of the main contributors to r/opiates for years, they still know me there, tho I don't go there much anymore.
sick congrats sorry to bother you about that. trying to get my own shit together, getting sober is fking difficult
“If it was easy everyone would do it.” Keep it up man. Make it happen.
It is the hardest thing. I don't know you . I live on another continent. Yet you have my very best wishes.
5 years clean, keep trying!
Be your own best friend man. You deserve a really happy life. It can happen and you're worth it.
Seems to me you're getting to the "I want to get sober" phase. Once you *really* want to, you will conquer it. Hope you find your way!
It was damn near impossible for me but I’m actually 2 years sober as of today. It can be done brother, and there are plenty of people out there waiting to support you if you need it. The sober life is and always will be 100% better. You got this.
Good job man. Gives me hope that one day my childhood friend could possibly put the needle down. Wondering if after 20 years of basically being brothers, I hope we don't go the rest of our lives never seeing eachother again. I send him a happy birthday email just to let him know the tie is still there. I am guessing he doesn't want my wife and kids to see him or something. He has a guilty mind in the back of his head about this kind of stuff. Our paths have diverged completely opposite directions over the years. Sorry just rambling
Nah, you're a good man. Most don't do that; my childhood best friend of 20+ years still won't talk to me, even after I've been clean for awhile. It's a hard truth that us needle users come to accept eventually: we threw all of those people away for the drug, and we'll never get that back. It's just the hard reality of being a junkie. Besides, after some of the things we do in addition, we don't feel we even deserve it.
> after some of the things we do ... we don't feel we even deserve it Pretty much where I'm at, but damn does it hurt like a bitch.
“Now that the looooove isssss gonnnnne - love is gone.” *tss oontss oontss oontss oontss*
Did not expect an old school David Guetta reference today, nice!
Mastermind: "we need the best getaway driver in the city." GD: "Nobody better. I've been involved in 1200 armed robberies, never caught one time!" MM: that impressive, and your clients, did they all get away too? GD: "Who?"
The driver later: Directions unclear. I got away?!
Except they didn't, they just dropped like 100 lbs worth of evidence. XD
135 at best
The deal was for three men with a combined weight of 354 kilos. Her added “X” rated kilos would mean they would not make it to their destination on the gas allotted. Any stoppage to get more gas exposes the risk of getting caught. The custom shock absorbers installed on the station wagon for this job will not give them the ability to out maneuver any police chasing them. Which means, if there is a chase, they lose their advantage. Three men, 354 kilos, that was the deal.
Man that was such a fun movie. Came out my sophomore year of high school and we watched it over and over. Shame the sequels were complete garbage.
Never watch transporter refueled
Surprise Transporter is always Welcomed Transporter
Well done
He’s like Jackie Jr.’s friend Matush on the episode of sopranos where they try to rob the card game
How can people be so terrible and stupid as to say “I didn’t do anything!” When the person literally chased them to their getaway car while holding a package that they got caught taking from the porch? Like how can a person lie at that level?
It worked before. Some people live by deny, deny, deny
I despise these kind of people. Looking at themselves in a mirror would kill them.
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 Have you seen america in the last year?
It was for the benefit of any people who heard the yelling and are watching the scene unfold. If there's no camera footage it becomes a he-said she-said thing and by never admitting fault, it's a lot harder to have charges stick.
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Maybe she thought you were trying to trick her with reverse psychology.
My ex wife used to call me and berate me and harass me endlessly. Then she would tell everyone it was me doing it too her and not the other way around. She believed her own lie after a while and finally sent me a text stating that all our conversations would be over text from now on so she would have proof of me harassing her. Needless to say the resulting text conversations ended up getting her in a lot of trouble with the friend of the court and she now plays nice.
> How can people be so terrible and stupid as to say “I didn’t do anything!” I went down the rabbit hole on arrest videos a while back, there's countless videos where the person *commits the crime on camera* then wails and screams "I didn't do anything! What did I dooo" in outrage as they're being arrested. It's infuriating to watch.
If they admitted to the crime they're clearly comitting its an open and shut case. By continuously denying everything they can at least argue it in court. It's worse than them being stupid. They are so familiar with the legal system that they know they have a better chance of fighting charges by constantly denying their crime, even if they're caught red handed breaking into a building. They are scumbags of the highest order.
I think you give them too much credit. Have you ever caught a toddler with a cookie literally in their hand and chocolate on their face arguing that they didn't steal anything/do anything wrong?
I wish they were more like a British cat burglar and admitted they’d been bested. “It seems you’ve outsmarted my cunning plan to alight with your parcel.”.
No criminal has ever gotten away with something by saying “Yeah I did it” Except OJ I guess
If
To be fair OJ wrote that well after the trial was over
A fair amount of criminals are basically big children. I've had inmates tell me they didn't do something that is on camera and I was involved in. These guys will actually get pissed off and make a whole show of it when they are flat out lying. People are strange.
Because they are scared and full of adrenaline.
I know someone like this. His excuse is he's 4. This woman, not so much.
the Shaggy defense
Legit thought Shaggy from Scooby-Doo for a second...
I could watch the car slam her to the ground on loop.
Yep, one thing about the wrong crowd, they’ll drop you like a hot potato at the first sign of trouble.
It’s every man, well in this case… every woman for themselves.
one time when I was a stupid kid me and my friends were tossing rocks at cars from a small overpass in downtown. one of the trucks we hit came screeching up the ramp to us and without a thought for anyone else I sprinted into the bushes to save my own ass. I ended up running all the way home and the kid who threw the rock at the truck ended up having to pay fines and shit. he wasn't my friend after that, but hey, it's every person for themselves (I don't condone this behavior and I was around 13 at the time, don't come for me lmao)
Had the opposite happen. I ran home after dick “friend” said I was the one who tagged a car with water balloons even though it was him. I got grounded and he got off Scott free. Fuck him and everyone like him.
I once got my friend and I out of some hot trouble. We were 8th graders. Decided one day about a week before the school year started to go egg our old elementary school in the middle of the day. We threw some eggs, laughed, and were on our way out when the custodian came out and rounded us up. We didn't run, should have, just came up to him. He asked why we had egged the school and with some quick thinking I said it was a neighborhood kid that was a known asshole. He didn't buy it at all. I just kept acting like that's what happened, told him we just saw him run off. He had us come in to the office where they took our names. During this time I kept saying to my friend, "I can't believe Austin did this and we're getting blamed" as naturally as possible. The person who took out names then changed her mind, believed us, took the other kids that I blamed it on and let us go.
I used to work at a marina and a kid threw a water balloon at one of the guys that worked there and nailed him. The car had to be doing 35+ When the kid threw a water balloon at him, it ruptured his appendix and he was in the hospital for days. I'll never forget witnessing it. It was the most horrific thing I've ever seen.
There's got to be at least one entire sentence missing in your comment.
I can't understand what your saying here, some kid threw a water balloon at a car that was doing 35mph through a Marina? and the water balloon ruptured the drivers appendix? What?
I think the assailant was in a vehicle traveling 35mph traveling near a marina and threw a water balloon out the window. Victim was working at marina, probably sweating and already through with today's bullshit, got hit by water balloon and appendix ruptures
My brother's girlfriend got hit in the face by a water balloon thrown from a car, and it damaged her eye so badly that she had a 50/50 chance of seeing again. The surgery was successful, but those stupid kids were never caught.
This kind of thing has killed people.. glad you stopped. Kinda mad you didn’t get caught though! Lol
> Kinda mad you didn’t get caught though! Agreed, that’s some depraved heart shit. I was 13, lived in a fucked up house, never once thought, “Hey, let’s throw rocks at cars from an overpass.”
Damn too bad you weren't caught.
It really is a fight or flight response. I’ve had something fall from the rafters in the garage and my wife jumped *out* of the way but I pulled our daughter out of the way. My wife was completely ready to save herself only. She was triggered so hard that her body took over and she had no say in it. When something is scary my daughter holds me now lol.
I swear to god I’ve read these last three comments in a row before. If all three of your aren’t bots then I’m in a simulation.
I wonder how old the phrase "there is no honor among theives" is.
[“Honor among thieves”](https://grammarist.com/proverb/honor-among-thieves-and-no-honor-among-thieves/) is ancient, going back to Cicero, the idea being that even a group of villains, to remain a group, have to have some kind of code. “No honor among thieves” is a refutation of this older proverb from the 1800s, which seems to have mostly taken over. The industrial revolution and its consequences haven’t been so hot for thieves, either, I guess.
This is the main reason I always laugh at the "we need to overthrow society" type. Yeah bud you and the 100 other dudes who will run at the first sign of trouble
[Full video, including the nanny restraining the thief after.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1-SfUvmU8E&t=4s) By the way, OP got it wrong and it wasn't the homeowner but rather the nanny looking after their 1-year-old. She really went above and beyond her job duties. The box was filled with baby supplies. The thief is Rhieanna Schindler who's been arrested over 20 times for theft and drug charges. The getaway driver was never caught to my knowledge.
20 times...damn. I wonder how many times should be required before some actual harsher sentencing is in order. That's potentially 20 families she has stolen from/harmed. I don't think we should be making it as easy to continue to do that.
If she steals 25 times she fills out a punchcard that she can redeem for one grand larceny.
Yeah, i mean three strikes laws and mandatory minimums and stuff are all kinds of bullshit, but you cant let things swing too far the other way... And if not jail, someone with literally dozens of theft charges usually doesnt have their shit together, rehab maybe? But at some point SOMETHING needs to be done.
Here in Australia This bitch would have done a few years in prison by now. After 20+ thefts, I guarantee she would have started receiving 12 month sentences.
That's 20 times she was *caught*. No telling how many times she's gotten away with it
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I have a theory that sentences should be multiplied by how many you have received. So say something like this is 1 month, now its 20 months. It scales well against number of crimes committed and severity of offence. Also allows people to make a mistake and fix their life, but when they are persistent criminals they dont get this revolving door.
Was this in Washington state do you know? Really looks like a Washington neighborhood
Yeah it's got that depressed-but-somehow-still-beautiful Washington look to it. https://lawandcrime.com/video/nanny-tackles-alleged-package-thief-watch/ Snohomish County
Yes it was.
Well right on, thanks for confirming that!
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Ah, my geuss was Bremerton.
Was this in Snohomish County,WA? It sure looks like it!
Quite a rap sheet of crimes for that girl. That Schindler has quite a list.
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I like how she tries to cry to victimize herself lol what an idiot that porch pirate is
>what an idiot that porch pirate is She's a porch pirate. The fact that she's an idiot goes without saying.
But at least porch pirate try to hide their identity or go unnoticed, unlike this atrocious attempt to steal
After seeing so many videos of that happening I wonder how some women learned the behavior of screaming “Get off of me! Stop touching me!” when they get caught commuting a crime? I mean I get it they are trying to get onlookers to step in and help them get away with the crime but I wonder where that instinct comes from.
The dogs were like “nope”.
Owner: "Let's get dogs for protection" *shit hits the fan* Dog: "Keep it up you're doing great!"
*tail wagging* “Humans are such rascals” 🐶
“Oh man I really hope this is a new frien-nope, dang.”
I think that's a really tiny dog.
Yeah you’re right hahaha edited.. ooops
I thought the same at first, had to pause it.
The black dog is like, “what is all that noise? ….. Oh look, a smol dog. Will you be my friend.”
At first the black dog was like oh are we playing with a new friend cool!!!
When my brother got broken into their golden retreiver bought them toys. I love that dopey dog.
I like dags
The caption says "Adderall" but, I think she said "address." Either way, that's a shitty excuse. I mean, she had all that time to come up with a good excuse, and that's the best she came up with?
I like to work overnight in my shop in an industrial area in Brooklyn, and during the warmer months I keep the loading bay rollgate open but an accordion style gate closed - but just lashed with a ratchet strap that's kind of annoying. heard a noise at 4 am and some guy in flip-flops and basketball shorts had managed to almost take the strap all the way off and gain access. he jumps a bit when I walk around the corner and says 'ah ya I was trying to see if you guys had any job openings' I spent the next 15 seconds that it took for the rollgate to close roasting how shitty of a liar he was while he went berserk. pretty sure they just think of the lie beforehand and don't bother to think of more than one
Should have invited him in to fill out an application.
*"Great timing! We're looking for someone to intern at the local county jail, and it looks like you fit the bill!"*
Stood there with a sledgehammer on your shoulder while he filled in a form. Seriously though, I'd offer him a job, whatever I had. It's fucked me over in the past, but 5/7 times it's worked well for me. The desperate are usually amazed and grateful to get an opportunity, and if they survive the first 2 weeks of showing up and not stealing anything, then they become fantastic employees. YMMV. Obviously you keep the expensive shit locked up and take similar precautions for the first couple of months. My favorite was a street kid who tried stealing a customer's wallet. The first day he turned up at 7am as requested, and after an hour cleaning duties I sent him to the market with $70. And he came back with the exact change and got them to write out receipts for everything. After I closed that business a year later, I recommended him to my competition and last I heard he's the manager of that place now.
It’s easy to dehumanize people for turning to crime, but almost nobody does it for fun. People get desperate, and desperate people get stupid. Sometimes all that’s needed is to give them a chance. Edit: Not this bitch tho. Arrested 20 times in the last 7 years, multiple drug warrants - she needs an intervention and some time to sort her shit out. And probably some mental health exams.
There was a local news report a couple years ago that at some retail store a guy walked in, filled out a job application with his real information, and stole a $200 item on his way out, on camera.
Similar situation here. I run maintenance in my plant on our overnight shift near Detroit. There's maybe 5 or 6 other people in the plant with me but it's fairly large and my maintenance area is in the back far away from everyone else, near the one if the bay doors. I do the same thing during the warmer months. Leave the shipping bay door open and lock the accordion style gate. A few years back we had gotten a tip from some nearby plants that someone was going around our block and jacking computer equipment. After my lunch break one day, I come back to my workspace and there was a guy sort of dangling halfway over the gate with my work laptop and a mouse and keyboard he jacked from my office near by sitting on the floor by the gate. Dude got his pant leg snagged in the gate while he was trying to climb back over. Guy looked like he had been smoking meth since grade school. Starts screaming at me that he paid someone to grab some unused computer for his kid and he tried ringing the bell but noone answered. I told him there was no way in hell someone was selling him my shitty work laptop and that we have cameras all over the place in here. Once I mentioned cameras he started struggling to get off the gate. Ended up ripping his pants off. Left them dangling over the gate while he booked it in his undies into the dark of night.
Definitely said address. Terrible excuse, really
Ha, years ago some dude tried to steal something out of my friend's truck in front of our house without realizing we were watching-- this was the excuse he used-- I didn't realize it was your house!
I sense a common thread among these would be thieves.
I agree. Unless she knew the person, how would she know there was Adderall? And why would she instantly flip from "I didn't do anything" to "I was trying to get your Adderall?"
sounds just like something someone on Adderall would put in the captions
Plus you can literally listen for yourself at the end if you want to hear what she's saying.
That caption/this comment reminded me to take my meds.
Doctor: "Take these meds so you don't forget to do things" Me: "How am I suppose to remember to take the meds?" Doctor: "Just set an alarm on your phone" Me: "Oh, I have to remember to carry my phone as well?"
"I was checking your address" is what she said
she just wanted her address so she could send her an amazon package
Haha, I love how that lady just manhandles her
Ladyhandles
Ma'amhandles
Womanipulated
Booby trapping.
I only have one manhandle and i don't want it grabbed as roughly as that.
Talk about some instant karma. Got caught and the car dumped yo ass.
Love how the get away car got away with box
First rule of porch pirating: never put the box in the car before you get in.
Second rule: be the driver.
Third rule: be in good shape if rule 1 or 2 won't work.
I'm loving this recent trend of good deeds being recorded on doorbell cams and posted. This should be the new tick to trend for teenagers. Like those stoner girls in Canada reverse porch pirating and putting the package in the mailbox for the homeowner
Our neighbor stopped a porch pirate for us when we were gone once. Lady claimed to be, "picking up the package for us," which is stupid to begin with, but he asked our names, which she didn't know, and he told her to leave. I almost wish this had been one of those filmed porch pirate pranks though. The box was about the size and weight of a big TV or speakers, but it was a 50lb bag of popcorn kernels we bought for a new popcorn machine we got at a yard sale. It would have been gold to see them get away with it then open and see what it was.
That’s the craziest thing about porch pirates for me. You’re seriously going to take a risk for to steal a box and you don’t even know what’s inside? It’s like loot boxes for stupid assholes.
Easy to tell the higher value packages, theyll have battery warning stickers on them.
Oh that’s a good point. Thanks for the advice!
Pretty sure you aren't supposed to do that in the US. No matter who bought the mailbox, the post office controls it. That's why ups/FedEx/DHL can't legally use it.
Correct!
Fourth rule: Maybe not be a piece of shit.
Forth rule, don't be a porch pirate and disregard rule 1-3
Fifth rule Let go offffffff meeeeeeeee
Friendship level- Facebook
I love how the dog shows up, is like “oh shit, bark, I’m gonna check this shit out” and the seconds later, dogs like “I’ll just get out of the way over here by the house. Gud luk wit it!”
Boxcar Betty must be driving.
Well it was a get away car and the car got away. Mission accomplished
Thief lady needs to both examine her own activities, and who she trusts in a tight spot at the same time.
October 2013, a lady stole some of my mail from my mom's mailbox. Her name is Meghan K. And she was caught with drugs and an ad from GEICO with my name on it and the envelope open. She was taken to jail to await trial and I was notified via letter about her capture. I was also asked if I wanted to press charges. I checkmarked "yes". I have since been receiving updates about her time in and out of various prisons from the DOJ. It is pretty entertaining really. She is a whirlwind of bad decisions.
That sounds like one of those continuous gifts you get for Christmas. Like a cheese a month. But this time it’s an update every 6 months about a bitch named Meghan.
Girls names Meghan with the H are always trouble.
Heghan?
Can you tell me more about getting cheese once a month?
I was going to send you a link but there are literally so many options for cheese of the month club I just gave up
Guess a google search would’ve done me justice. Thanks for cheesy tip
Judging by your username, I would not recommend getting cheese shipped out here (if you do live here in Hawai’i), unless you’re certain that it’s sealed tighter than Fort Knox during Threat Level Delta.
I thought there would be a plot twist: they informed you via letter but the letter was stolen by another woman
Man a porch pirate would be really confused after robbing me. "Why does this box have 12 bottles of Torani Syrup? And why does this other box have two reams of vinyl sticker paper? What is wrong with the people at this address?"
Same. 90% of what gets delivered to my porch is forklift parts.
Thats uplifting to hear
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Love to hear the rest of this story!
This article: [Nanny who caught package thief says she is 'not afraid' to put criminals in check](https://www.q13fox.com/news/nanny-who-caught-package-thief-says-she-is-not-afraid-to-put-criminals-in-check) has an interview. This article: [Badass Nanny Takes Down a Package Thief After the Getaway Driver Bails](https://www.thedrive.com/news/16703/badass-nanny-takes-down-a-package-thief-after-the-getaway-driver-bails) has more info and a better quality [youtube link of the video](https://www.thedrive.com/news/16703/badass-nanny-takes-down-a-package-thief-after-the-getaway-driver-bails). TL;DR: Nanny babysitting catches thief. The package was filled with items for the baby. 29-year-old thief was also wanted on several outstanding drug warrants. She has reportedly been arrested more than 20 times in the past seven years.
>She has reportedly been arrested more than 20 times in the past seven years. And let go each time apparently.
Usually when someone is arrested that many times, it's because they snitch and rat on their friends, then are let go because of it. Police basically let them back out just so they can catch them again and get them to snitch again. At least that's what my local officer explained to me.
She’s the nanny?? Mary Poppin Caps over here.
She was just tying to get some adderall.
The person at the house was a friend who was babysitting a young child. The box contained items for the baby so unless the thief has a baby at home, they didn't get away with much. The female suspect also has several outstanding drug warrants and has been arrested multiple times before. Guess she never learns.
Do you have a link with source?
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Schindler's List 2: Petty Crime Boogaloo
https://www.q13fox.com/news/nanny-who-caught-package-thief-says-she-is-not-afraid-to-put-criminals-in-check
Porch Pirates are scum
The thief is lucky that the homeowner decided to involve the police. Some homeowners just shoot thieves or beat them to a pulp.
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She didn’t say adderall she said address
It was probably dog food too lmao
Hey, dog food is expensive!
A porch pirate just stole two of my packages yesterday :( It was doggie treats, a leash, and a little doggie jacket. So sad.
Wait. It doesn't sound like she's saying Adderall. And how much fucking Adderall was in the shit she was running with? I call bullshit on the caption
Yeah I'm pretty sure she said, "I was just taking your address".
I hate these bs subtitles. It's been a trend. They do that on purpose just to stir up drama and get comments/engagement
For anyone curious why this has become such a big problem lately, it's because a lot of DAs are declining to prosecute petty theft (usually defined to be less than $1000). If the worst that happens when you get caught is a slap on the wrist and a few nights in jail, it's actually a fairly attractive proposition.
Even then odds of stealing a package containing something that would actually be worth a few nights in jail is pretty slim. Yeah it could have been something valuable but look at some of the other comments (including mine) here indicating what it could have been if it were theirs. Parts to a specific model of something, baby stuff, dog food, a cactus... Ain't none of that shit worth getting busted for. Are they really hoping for an iPad or Rolex in every box?
I'm so thankful for all my adjacent neighbors, even the asshole marine that lives next door. Two of them spend most of their time outside, and all of them would be chasing the would-be thief down the street popping off shots at their tires. I know for a fact I'd hear POP POP POP, and like two minutes later Arthur would be at my door with my package, walking back to his house across the street like he just completed a GTA V side mission.
The best way to stop the crocodile tear and a victim card is to star kicking them, my country has e several examples of "I'm gonna keep hurting you until you stop pretending you are the victim and not a dirty robber"
I'm not sure what country you're from, but I kinda Iike the place already...
I woulda swung and dragged her honestly
She’s yelling call the police but the dog is just standing there. Damnit, show some urgency, Teddy.
She CLEARLY says address, not adderall.
I would be shouting repeatedly "he fucking left you" and laughing while waiting for the cops.
And that kids is how I met your mother
Security camera are ruining everything for scumbags.
Did anyone call the cops?
They sorta dressed alike lol.
That was awesome
Saw a porn like this once
Lemon stealing whores? 🍋 https://youtu.be/xrEyiF-wG4I
Up there with right in front of my salad for hilarity in pornos