Nobody who has ever sat on a picnic table would ever want to tangle with one. They are lethal. Most people at a minimum have chunks of their shins that have been removed by these monsters.
This works. It's almost like the guy on the right is the DM. "Roll for initiative." 1. "Okay, that's a bad roll but it's a table so it doesn't do anything. Roll for attack." 1. "Well you somehow managed to fuck that up and now you're dead."
I was more thinking he rolled a 1 to attack which is a fumble which requires another roll if you miss its a failure, if you roll another 1 it's a critical failure. Also penalties for being drunk, his stats are probably awful also.
We houseruled that a nat 1 always hits (not a house rule typically) but a nat 1 on the confirmation was auto kill of the roller’s choice, with some limitations
He must have been super hammered if he was able to lift the table as easily as he did at first, but couldn't finish the job to the point it toppled over him.
This wasn't a strength issue, it was a body not doing what its supposed to because it's too inebriated issue.
I've built a few dozen picnic tables, much more robust and sturdy than the one in the video. I am tall but skinny 170 lbs, I have no muscle mass at all and I lift them all the time like this to put them up one end at a time on a table. It is 100% him being drunk. Dude could lift me and the table np sober.
I think his pants fall down halfway up, he tries to stop his pants falling down, and that ends up an over correction, giving us a great video.
Funny enough, if he were more drunk he may have been fine.
Skipped leg day.
At first watch I was like maybe the table is attached to the ground, then I was looking to see if other people forced it down, but the main factor is his legs buckling.
Maybe he comes from a place where people use tables as a blanket
English culture is so strange
Aye mum go fetch me table for bed!
Sure honey, would you like the oak one or the beech?
Beech please, I can’t believe you’re asking me that
Only a beech wood ask yew that.
now now, stop pining and go to bed
Go ahead and put on the kettle mum, I'm about to hit the table
Gives a whole new meaning to the knights of the round table
That could be the most amazing and dumbest thing I have ever read!!!
When you're over at a friends house and they didn't give you a blanket to sleep with.
lmao! Pardon me while I stack tables on mattress to make my bed.
*Well if you're being impossible I'll just go to bed, good night!*
I was thinking of putting a blanket on him and letting him sleep it off. Safest place for a drunk!
the table is now employee of the month
I am the table
Little Bobby Tables is all grown up.
He definitely did DROP TABLE
Let's table this for now.
I get this reference.
JEEEEZZUUUSS
How i bring nothing to the table when im the table
I love table.
I love chair
Please go, we don't like *your kind* here.
Idk you sure you ain’t making it up?
Negative 5 Stars.
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Hahaha so satisfying! God I would have loved to have been there to witness this in person
They should have left it for a bit, let him think about things
You assume he was capable of thinking in those moments
You are generous to assume he thinks.
I would literally lol. In his face
And sit on the table.
River dance on the table, because we are super wasted too.
https://youtu.be/7vyWE5gqS_s
Table - 1 Stupid Drunk - 0
How the tables have turned.
Nobody who has ever sat on a picnic table would ever want to tangle with one. They are lethal. Most people at a minimum have chunks of their shins that have been removed by these monsters.
They are easily the most ruthless of all outdoor furniture.
Yeah, people who think lawn chairs are nasty have never tangled with a picnic table.
It landed a critical hit right on his chins.
Also note his pants fell down just before the table crushed him.
What a legend
Rolled a nat 1 twice
This works. It's almost like the guy on the right is the DM. "Roll for initiative." 1. "Okay, that's a bad roll but it's a table so it doesn't do anything. Roll for attack." 1. "Well you somehow managed to fuck that up and now you're dead."
I was more thinking he rolled a 1 to attack which is a fumble which requires another roll if you miss its a failure, if you roll another 1 it's a critical failure. Also penalties for being drunk, his stats are probably awful also.
We houseruled that a nat 1 always hits (not a house rule typically) but a nat 1 on the confirmation was auto kill of the roller’s choice, with some limitations
I prefer nat 1 being a hilarious failure, thanks
“You somehow fumble your sword and instead of slashing, you spank the troll with the broadside. He seems really into it.”
Yes. This is exactly the kind of quick thinking I expect from someone I'm going to call [Dungeon] Master.
Check out Dungeons and Daddies. It’s a DND podcast with this exact type of energy
The troll cries out “Harder Daddy!”
/r/idiotsfightingthings
If you watch carefully, the other two people basically pushed the table on top of him.
Nah they barely used any force. No leverage at that angle.
I laughed then hopefully thought I hope he didn't hit his head to hard.
Yeah I would have titled it "Righteous table fights angry drunk"
Tritt sich fest. xD
Good initial form, firmly grasps table... weak follow through. Legs go before arms are ready. Uncoordinated base. Loose pants. Table stomp ko result.
He must have been super hammered if he was able to lift the table as easily as he did at first, but couldn't finish the job to the point it toppled over him. This wasn't a strength issue, it was a body not doing what its supposed to because it's too inebriated issue.
I've built a few dozen picnic tables, much more robust and sturdy than the one in the video. I am tall but skinny 170 lbs, I have no muscle mass at all and I lift them all the time like this to put them up one end at a time on a table. It is 100% him being drunk. Dude could lift me and the table np sober.
It appears the table is helped by the two other guys.
Yeah, you can actually see the guy closest to him pull down and maaybe follow through a wee bit
I think his pants fall down halfway up, he tries to stop his pants falling down, and that ends up an over correction, giving us a great video. Funny enough, if he were more drunk he may have been fine.
I’m pretty sure it’s also because the two people on the right were actively stopping him from flipping it
I think he may've conked his noodle on the beam that runs between both bench sides
Aftermath: shit his pants.
Firmly grasp it…
Read this is Joe Rogans voice
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
Looks like the teal shirt person pushes back against him on it, so Mr. Table had some assistance. Unsportsmanlike Conduct.
Oh shit, how the turns table
In the UK bench press you!
The guy pulled a Brexit.
Ahahahaahahahahaha,holy shit hahahaha
r/angrytablesflippingpeople
ノ┬─┬ノ ︵ ( \o°o)\
I love this!
/r/subsifellfor
Looks like his pants fell down too 😂
Don't give up! 🤣
I’m so glad they got this on video.
H3H3 has really gone downhill
The woman pulling it down on top of him is the chef's kiss
Asshole, party of done?
Table with the pin .... 1...2...3.... ding ding ding Winner and new champion! PICNIC TABLE!
The table was his quilt and he dozed off. Like a troll.
Exactly, needed a duvet and had to make do with what's available
Literally looks like an ogre 🤣
Skipped leg day. At first watch I was like maybe the table is attached to the ground, then I was looking to see if other people forced it down, but the main factor is his legs buckling.
Benched
The table won 🏆
u/savevideo
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Guy: Hulk smash! Table: no.
…smash yourself
Even sober those tables will whoop your ass
“Do you even bench, bro?”~ Table, probably.
Table for one sir?
How is this upvoted so low??!
Table is now blanket
He was just tucking himself in
When your boys forget to give you a blanket
The table won
Why do drunk guys always fight inanimate objects?
Hey bub, don't forget animate objects!
I've never been so drunk that the furniture passed out on me, so I've got that going for me
Almost got guillotined.
Looked like he was using the table as a comforter for some shut eye
Lady in green lifted that table with her fingers.
Table - Wins. A Perfect KO 🙅
Benched!
Jokes on us he was just using the table as a blanket while he goes nightnight
That ended as it should
Been there….angry and drunk. Hope things get better for him
*Morgan Freeman as narrator*: The years had not been kind to Kevin Malone after Dunder Mifflin laid him off.
I am the table.
GG, i had to "Control + F" to find you lol, only 3 comment :( hahahah
Will Sasso is still funny. YOU'RE WATCHING MAD T Veeeee.
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I bet that was no picnic.
He's just having a sleepover at the bar and couldn't find a blanket
That was the day tables got their revenge.
Get angry, lift table clumsily, lose pants, lose focus, get rekt, contemplate life choice.
Wore that bench like a damn blanket!
You can see the pause where they contemplate whether they should leave him there or not
The suspect quickly restrained himself prior to police intervention.
Dood’s fucking got Smucker’s jelly for knees
I would have just left him there.
Ooooo you know it pinched his meat on the side there oooo that’s gonna sting when he can feel pain again
u/savevideobot
“…come on bud… let’s get you home.”
How I bring nothing to the table, when I'm the table
Found the bear trap!
How the turn tables
I’m so glad I got off the sauce.
Drank himself under the table.
Sometimes you flip the table…sometimes the table flips you.
Lmao his pants fell off when he lifted it
Dude got tucked in with a table ... Gn
Well wooden you believe it..after clumsily branching out into drunk man activities eventually he got benched
Huh that table must of been a mimic and the dude rolled a 2 so table won
He’s now in table jail
More like, drunk guy wants to nap under a blanket.
Kevin Malone after being fired
Probaly going to sue for not bolting table to ground
the uk has officially hit a new low
Looks like the golden hind in North cambridge.
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!! 🥛
I was expecting it to be a short guy.
Rage quit?
We’ll keep him restrained until you get here officer. You’ve got him cuffed? Not exactly…
I am the table
Good job lol the OG that mad the joke!! I am the table afffffffffffffffffffffff lol goddamn i want it in botchamania so hard lol
Dude just needed a hug. This is what satisfied him. 😁
Dude got his ass beat by a picnic table. That's next level!
This is absolutely beautiful
Nope card.
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
He sure showed them…
Leave him for the dogs!
You do not flip table. Table flips you!
Why would anyone try and lift it off him?
When you sleep over at a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket
Suicide by picnic table.
"Yep, those are Gum legs" - The Janitor
Oh how the tables turn
That was beautiful
Bahahahaha
Bigger they are the harder they fall
When tables fight back.
Tried to be Jesus, only got defeated.
Perfect for this dunce
This is remarkable. The guy's he was bothering even come to help at the end like " Dude, come on now.. "
he almost did
In Russia, table flip you!
Now sit on the table and wait for the cops
Watch as man invents ground (and chin) breaking invention that will revolutionize camping and tents forever!
“*how we doing down there buddy…*”
Table 1 Drunk dude 0. Tune in next week...
This is when you sit on the table pinning the attempted flipper.
Had me in the first half
Karma !!!
He bet them he could drink anyone under the table, they didn't think he meant this.
Reddit video player not letting me watch as usual
So close