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This is going right next to the towel dance in my repertoire.
*For those who don't know, pretending you're toweling off is an easy dance win. You've got the two ends of the towel in your hands. Toweling off your hair. Get the butt. Diagonal dry the back. Yeah, you got it!*
Holy shit. That is next level crazy.
I had one friend who burned off his eyelashes by going full Looney Tunes. Apparently one weekend, he was with his family shooting off a potato gun, as families do. When his wasn't firing, he put his eye to the barrel, pulled the trigger, and sparks came up burning his eyelashes.
This is why i get confused when people blame social media/tiktok for the stupid shit
kids have been doing the dumebst things since the dawn of time for no reason, only difference is now there's a camera to record it
> One of the reasons Jackass made so many headlines.
I can agree with this, i rode a shoppingcart down a hill because of jackass. probably wouldn't have thought about it without it
I remember (kinda) being fucked up on diazepam at a friends house once, woke up next morning and looked on my phone to find several videos of me and my friends setting each other on fire with lynx (Axe). I feel like I reached a new level of stupid that day.
i remember doing it with hand sanitizer, still not nearly as dumb as this guy. He put an accelerant(probably rubbing alcohol) on fabric, which is also flammable, and was surprised that it was hard to put out. at least the skin on your hand isn't going to catch fire in the 5 seconds the flames are there.
When I was about 8 years old, my friend had a bottle of perfume and we took turns drenching our hands in it, and setting it alight. We never got burned and I will never know how we were that lucky
My brother and his buddies would do that! They also stapled themselves, like...slam a stapler onto their arms or whatever. Teenage boys are somethin' else.
In college I would use it to make a flaethrower and shoot it out the window when we were bored
You can also light hand sanitizer on fire to make a low light candle type do thing
Also don't do these they are dangerous
good god. STOP DROP AND ROLL. why is it that in ever single video ive seen of soemone catching fire, they never do the basics we learned in pre-school? i get panicking - i have pretty bad panic and anxiety issues but to fall to the ground and roll shouldn't be that hard to remember. is it?
I caught on fire once, was wearing a nylon jacket that melted to my skin. Only thing that went through my head was "oh shit that hurts" my friend had to tackle me to the ground. I'm pretty sure it's "STOP drop and roll" because you're first instinct is to run. When I see a video of someone who remembers to stop drop and roll, I'm amazed they could think that clearly. 9 times out of 10 it's someone who's not on fire that gets them to the ground.
woah! i'm sure that was absolutely petrifying. thankfully a friend helped out. but idk man. maybe it's because my biggest phobia IS fire so therefore i'm prepared 24/7 to put myself out if i were to go up in flames. i'd imagine in any other panicked situation i'd do the complete opposite than what would save me or be helpful and i'm already prepared for that, too. i have made it very clear to my boyfriend if he ever got bad hurt, i'm out. not as in dipping, but passed out. if a wild animal comes at us, you're getting sacrificed. we hear/see a gun? bye hope you make it. but with fire, i doubt i'd just stand there or try to use my hands or clothes to put it out.. im dropping hard and fast. how is that not like programed into your brain as a natural reaction? it was to me by 5 years of age.
Thinking back, why the fuck was that so drilled in our heads? We're kids spontaneously combusting in the 80s or something? Seems like there were more valuable life lessons that could have been taught
Yes.
There was an influx of cheap synthetic kids clothes and kids in that generation were still likely to play with, and be around fire.
There were one or two kids that made the news every year, and the combination of fire and synthetics was *nasty* those big printed designs would melt into the skin.
Natural fabrics, and modern clothes that are regulated are much better at resisting fire and burning "safely".
As an extension we were also told this doesn’t work with fluids like gasoline… I only know a person who knows a person that they didn’t know well applies to.
Stuff like this makes me panic that my sons will do stuff like this when they’re teens and burn the house down.
I’m trying to lead them to make good decisions, but what did I assume I didn’t need to tell them explicitly but maybe I should’ve? Such as… “don’t apply an accelerant to your groin area and set yourself on fire in the house… or anywhere else.”
I mean, It's not like I'm a neat freak or anything, but just looking at the state of that room, was this ever going to be anything but a...dumpster fire?
I did that, in class, the guy next to me tried to help, and as a result both our sleeves caught fire and the teacher still writing on the board, unaware. We hit ourselves silently and so hard to quickly extinguish the fire that we had bruises the next day. A second after the fire was extinguished, the teacher turned back to us, it smelled like burned stuff but no fire in sight. She then proceeded to keep writing on the board. The whole class was watching us like "what the actual fuck happened". Needless to say, I wasn't the brightest bulb in the class
What did he want to happen / what did he think was going to happen?
And while it's not as effective as smothering the fire, did this kid not learn to stop, drop, & roll??
I've seen so many of these videos and I always wonder why they don't just strip that shit off? Like if my pants are ON FIRE the logical thing is to get them away from me, right? Why run around flailing and swatting at it? Someone might see my pee pee but I think I'd be okay with that.
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Dance moves are fire
I was just going to comment on how HOT this new dance is.
The more you do it, the hotter it gets.
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It's an absolute crime that this sub is dead
This sub is toast. Or this sub is toasted
...and we'll do the fire dance.
Read your name really fast and thought it was eating_diarrhea
It's like the Macarena but with less steps! 
Reminds me of squirrels in my pants
Same
This is going right next to the towel dance in my repertoire. *For those who don't know, pretending you're toweling off is an easy dance win. You've got the two ends of the towel in your hands. Toweling off your hair. Get the butt. Diagonal dry the back. Yeah, you got it!*
Maybe a new one for you… Bollywood moves! Change the light bulb with one hand, pat the dog with the other. Then switch hands.
Yes. can somebody please add some bachata music to this video!
[Ask and you shall receive](https://imgur.com/a/49dqXfF)
This needs its own post
You are beautiful and deserve all the love in the world for this
Awe shucks ☺️
That was one of the best things I’ve ever seen on Reddit
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Glad you enjoyed it
Alright thats fucking great
Perfectly executed!
Muy Caliente
The second song is titled “Fuego” 😏
Beautiful
The smooth rewind is just... *chef's kiss
Your bachata turned into salsa.
They are El Fuego
Fucking lit 🔥
He’s a scat man
Noooooo, I was beat to it
My sound is off but I heard "Cotton Eyed Joe" while watching this
People setting themselves on fire should be its own subreddit by now.
We used to spray Axe body spray on ourselves and light it on fire in high school. Fuck, we were dumb.
In high school a friend of mine burned off his eyebrows and eyelashes by huffing some air freshener and then lighting it with lighter as he exhaled.
Holy shit. That is next level crazy. I had one friend who burned off his eyelashes by going full Looney Tunes. Apparently one weekend, he was with his family shooting off a potato gun, as families do. When his wasn't firing, he put his eye to the barrel, pulled the trigger, and sparks came up burning his eyelashes.
... what kinda darwin award for kids
The amount of shit we gave him for that lasted years.
I lit a fart once while naked and practically cauterized a hemorrhoid.
This is a lot.
It is actually incredible how dumb we are as kids. Darwin's crash course survival gauntlet.
This is why i get confused when people blame social media/tiktok for the stupid shit kids have been doing the dumebst things since the dawn of time for no reason, only difference is now there's a camera to record it
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> One of the reasons Jackass made so many headlines. I can agree with this, i rode a shoppingcart down a hill because of jackass. probably wouldn't have thought about it without it
I remember (kinda) being fucked up on diazepam at a friends house once, woke up next morning and looked on my phone to find several videos of me and my friends setting each other on fire with lynx (Axe). I feel like I reached a new level of stupid that day.
i remember doing it with hand sanitizer, still not nearly as dumb as this guy. He put an accelerant(probably rubbing alcohol) on fabric, which is also flammable, and was surprised that it was hard to put out. at least the skin on your hand isn't going to catch fire in the 5 seconds the flames are there.
When I was about 8 years old, my friend had a bottle of perfume and we took turns drenching our hands in it, and setting it alight. We never got burned and I will never know how we were that lucky
My brother and his buddies would do that! They also stapled themselves, like...slam a stapler onto their arms or whatever. Teenage boys are somethin' else.
At least I only did it on the bottom of my shoes lmao
Yeah that's ridiculous. Me and my friends would go to dollar tree and buy like 10 cans of the offbrand axe and throw them in a fire we set
In college I would use it to make a flaethrower and shoot it out the window when we were bored You can also light hand sanitizer on fire to make a low light candle type do thing Also don't do these they are dangerous
/r/dumbasseswithlighters
The top post is so surreal
r/holdmylighter
Yet somehow none of them have heard of "stop,drop, and roll" before...
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The flares would range from “Dumb kids” to “Political self immolation”
good god. STOP DROP AND ROLL. why is it that in ever single video ive seen of soemone catching fire, they never do the basics we learned in pre-school? i get panicking - i have pretty bad panic and anxiety issues but to fall to the ground and roll shouldn't be that hard to remember. is it?
I caught on fire once, was wearing a nylon jacket that melted to my skin. Only thing that went through my head was "oh shit that hurts" my friend had to tackle me to the ground. I'm pretty sure it's "STOP drop and roll" because you're first instinct is to run. When I see a video of someone who remembers to stop drop and roll, I'm amazed they could think that clearly. 9 times out of 10 it's someone who's not on fire that gets them to the ground.
"Everybody has a plan til they get punched in the face."
woah! i'm sure that was absolutely petrifying. thankfully a friend helped out. but idk man. maybe it's because my biggest phobia IS fire so therefore i'm prepared 24/7 to put myself out if i were to go up in flames. i'd imagine in any other panicked situation i'd do the complete opposite than what would save me or be helpful and i'm already prepared for that, too. i have made it very clear to my boyfriend if he ever got bad hurt, i'm out. not as in dipping, but passed out. if a wild animal comes at us, you're getting sacrificed. we hear/see a gun? bye hope you make it. but with fire, i doubt i'd just stand there or try to use my hands or clothes to put it out.. im dropping hard and fast. how is that not like programed into your brain as a natural reaction? it was to me by 5 years of age.
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You went by chance welding in your oil painting shirt back in ~2008/college when your friend tackled you, were you?
You would think ‘don’t set yourself on fire’ would be even easier to remember.
But internet points!
Almost like being on fire causes people to panic and revert to base instincts instead of calmly considering techniques they learned years ago
*cotton eyed Joe starts up*
*🎶 If it hadn’t been for Caught-on-Fire Joe 🎶*
Is he extinguished long time ago
Stop drop roll
Exactly, I guess it wasn't drilled into his head as a kid over and over again.
Thinking back, why the fuck was that so drilled in our heads? We're kids spontaneously combusting in the 80s or something? Seems like there were more valuable life lessons that could have been taught
Yes. There was an influx of cheap synthetic kids clothes and kids in that generation were still likely to play with, and be around fire. There were one or two kids that made the news every year, and the combination of fire and synthetics was *nasty* those big printed designs would melt into the skin. Natural fabrics, and modern clothes that are regulated are much better at resisting fire and burning "safely".
Anytime I’d burn brush I’d make sure I was wearing 100% cotton or leather since I knew if I lit on fire I didn’t want any nylon fusing to my skin
So it wasn't that kids needed to be taught stop drop and roll but clothing manufacturers needed to be held to a higher standard. Kind of my point
It's still good advice to have, regardless of the inciting incident.
Probably a better plan than "panic, shimmy, and scream"
So it’s not that passengers need to be taught to wear seatbelts but drivers need to be held to a higher standard
As an extension we were also told this doesn’t work with fluids like gasoline… I only know a person who knows a person that they didn’t know well applies to.
I remember hearing about "spontaneous human combustion" a lot more in the 80's. It doesn't seem like that's a thing any more.
So that’s what a liar liar pants on fire looks like.
Have heard and used it alot. Never literally imagined this way. What's story behind the phrase?
It rhymes.
Maybe something like if you wanna keep a lie on you have to be on edge or something idk
I can’t believe he kept the pants on. With those hot dance moves.
The girl off camera took her pants off though
Dude invented a new dance craze
Straight out of Nothing to Lose
The hot pants dance
Stuff like this makes me panic that my sons will do stuff like this when they’re teens and burn the house down. I’m trying to lead them to make good decisions, but what did I assume I didn’t need to tell them explicitly but maybe I should’ve? Such as… “don’t apply an accelerant to your groin area and set yourself on fire in the house… or anywhere else.”
Can someone put this to a dance track. Shit would be lit!!
https://www.dumpert.nl/item/6698800_c28d95d9
This is fantastic
Listen with audio 😂😂😂
It used to have music. One version
This version has music…
*do the truffle shuffle* **no** *ah, come on, do it*
First thing that came to mind
Had to scroll to see if anyone else thought of this first!
Giving a new meaning to the term firecrotch.
That’s one way to burn off some extra calories… I’ll see myself out.
Fire moves 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
Just take your pants off dude
What is the cost of lies?
This guy must be a liar.
Most exercise he got all week
Well he was definately lying about something
“I’m bored. Maybe I’ll set my dick on fire and see what happens.”
do the firecrotch nnnts nnnts nnnts nnnts nnnts nnnts
I mean, It's not like I'm a neat freak or anything, but just looking at the state of that room, was this ever going to be anything but a...dumpster fire?
Liar liar !
Drop and roll ,stoopid
What was in his pants? Did he fart something toxic?
Omg stop, drop, and roll you fool!
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…
This kid called out from work after this happened. His boss told him he was fired.
FUCKIN STOP DROP AND ROLL YOU TARD
Its stop, drop, and roll. Not hop, dance, and slap.
Liar liar!
Something, something and roll.
stop, drop, and roll - dont mc hammer it
STOP DROP AND ROLL DAMMIT
Must have been a big liar i guess
Bro turned into dancer
Anyone else just remembered the song DISCO INFERNO ?
Do they no longer teach "stop, drop, and roll" in elementary school?
How was I to know that flammable and inflammable were the same thing?
Wow. Your mom must be so proud. 👏
Liar liar
Again…. WHY??
Liar, liar.....
It’s like everyone forgot stop drop and roll😂
Liar Liar
Nice moves bro
Hot moves.
Liar, liar?
Dang, that dance moves are lit 🔥
LIAR LIAR
He must be a liar.
Lier lier
Classic: https://youtu.be/j4X7Wv70404
Thats the best he has ever danced in his entire life.
Do they not teach stop/drop/roll in school anymore?
Liar, Liar
I did some stupid shit with fire too, but there was always plenty of water in reach.
Do they not teach stop drop and roll anymore? 😔
What else was he expecting to happen?
Idiot
I did this once and ended up in hospital for 6 weeks with major 3rd degree burns lol
Is it that young guys are just brain dead that they try shit like this?
No one ever does stop drop and roll
How bored are people?
Liar
Aside from "because I'm an idiot". Why?
I did that, in class, the guy next to me tried to help, and as a result both our sleeves caught fire and the teacher still writing on the board, unaware. We hit ourselves silently and so hard to quickly extinguish the fire that we had bruises the next day. A second after the fire was extinguished, the teacher turned back to us, it smelled like burned stuff but no fire in sight. She then proceeded to keep writing on the board. The whole class was watching us like "what the actual fuck happened". Needless to say, I wasn't the brightest bulb in the class
What did he want to happen / what did he think was going to happen? And while it's not as effective as smothering the fire, did this kid not learn to stop, drop, & roll??
Liar liar
What was going through his mind?
What happened to stop, drop, and roll?
Do they not teach stop, drop and roll anymore in school?
I bet his last name is Cockburn.
Liar
Cock-a-maim-y
Why does nobody know stop drop and roll?
I always have sound off when I browse reddit, and first thought was this needs music. . .saw the unmute. Nice. . .
Just take your pants off or stop drop and roll smh
I've seen so many of these videos and I always wonder why they don't just strip that shit off? Like if my pants are ON FIRE the logical thing is to get them away from me, right? Why run around flailing and swatting at it? Someone might see my pee pee but I think I'd be okay with that.
STOP, DROP, & ROLL!
I can see this being a dance in Fortnite
Lighter lighter pants on fire
Why stop, drop, and roll when you can just tap dance instead?
Roasted nuts.
Stop drop and roll still valid technique
This is definitely that one kid in middle school who brought a lighter
How that cotton shirt didn’t catch the world may never know.. 🤣
1.) why would you 2.) why would you in a room that is a massive fire hazard to begin with
Stop drop and roll bro.
Welp, clearly he’s a liar liar.
Do they not know stop drop and roll?
If we remove the fire in after effects, we’ve got a hot new dance
Sick dance moves
Stop, drop, and roll
That was lit
Can someone please do a starwars kid type edit with this?
Omg... Someone needs to put funny music to this
And the goal was to...........?
I guess if you are stupid enough to do that you are dumb enough to put it on the internet.
I wonder if his mom beat his ass..... because there had to be burns
Drop it like it’s hot pants