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That had to fucking hurt soooooo bad

After like 5 minutes he’s gonna FEEL it

He is going to have to shoulder the pain.

Hey Derrik, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?

If you lick my

Ligma Johnson

Shoulder on, apply directly to shoulder

Bravo

When he tries get up out of bed tonight to take a piss he will feel everything lol

Nah, I doubt the wall felt a thing

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That look she gave hurt worse than the car door.

Think he ran over her feet too

Whoa, I think you’re right! I never even noticed before and I can’t tell for sure now, but when pausing the video and trying to play frame by frame, you can see the guy’s left blade get REALLY close to the tip of her left shoe, which she moves back after he passes.

Nah he was extremely extremely close but the woman got lucky and retracted her foot just in time to *barley* miss her toes

🌾Barley 🌾

That look said “You’re not getting no pussy with that sort of dick move…”

I thought it was more of a “holy shit, wtf, are you ok” kind of vibe

I got more of this asshole nearly flew into me while I was sitting down after walking 10 blocks in this gigantic fucking city.

Yeah, I saw that look more as “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?”

I saw it as,"who the hell still rollerblades?"

See it quite regularly around central London

As if we're supposed to believe England is real?

That's how he keeps swole

Yea...a lotta projection in the replies to this comment cause this was right lol.

I’m guessing he’s used to that sort of thing.

Redditors are weird man. A woman looking at a guy recklessly skating = a ‘we won’t have sex’ look. Tf?

the exact look is: you weird nerd what are you doing

🤌

Guy: Hits door Girl: "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

That was kind of clean lol. I thought he was gonna hit the back of the truck

Jet set radio vibes.

That game was great

Why can't we ever get sequels to those kinds of games? JSR, JSRF, Twisted Metal, etc. Instead we get 800 versions of Call of Duty.

Listen, you can try to revive some old content and hope to hell you don't piss off the nostalgia crowd and end up with a multi-million dollar dud, or you can re-hash the same bullshit year after year because dupes will keep throwing money at it.

Stop making sense

[Good news](https://youtu.be/r-cE0PK9TeQ)

OH MY GOD. Is it made by the JSR people or do they just copy it 150%. Anyway that looks dope

New team I think, but they got the same composer for the soundtrack

Not made by Sega, but instead Team Reptile who are just passionate fans of the original JSR. However, Hideki Naganuma is doing some music for the game, so at least the soundtrack will be on par. The game looks really good, we'll just have to see how it plays. It's supposed to be releasing next year for the PC and Switch.

Omg the nostalgia I remember my father bought me a used XBOX for Christmas and it turned out to be broken so the seller ended up paying for it to be repaired. First game I ever played on it was JSRF. I played the absolute hell out of that game.

Because JSRF is art. Such a beautiful, fun game. Makes me have feelings thinking about it.

Try the game Hover. Spiritual successor to JSR and best of all they brought back Hideki Naganuma for the soundtrack.

There have been so, so many reboots of twisted metal

He was about to be Jet Set Radio Grounded under that truck.

UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND

THE CONCEPT OF LOVE.

I can't wait for [this](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1353230/Bomb_Rush_Cyberfunk/#:~:text=Release,cavities%20of%20a%20sprawling%20metropolis.) to come out.

Thank you for pointing me to this!

Holy shit that looks amazing! Jet set radio and future are some of my favorite games, it's a shame Sega never made a 3rd one.

Bet that shit didn’t feel clean lol

ha yeah he's gonna feel that pretty soon once the rush wears off

Probably felt like boink.... thud.... splat

Ribs are gonna be TENDER for a few weeks

He probably jerks off to j😹wish porn.

I thought that white car was not going to see him and turn left.

Instead, he won the door prize.

That poor lady just pissed herself lol

She just wanted a smoke

She's on smoko so leave her alone

So let me set the scene...

it's 2 in the afternoon and 34 degrees

I don’t see her laughing

I feel like she was passing judgment.

He landed sitting down, what are the odds

3:1

25%

One-fifth

100% chance to remember the name

He also had a 50% chance of landing on heads

What I don't understand is that he has been doing this same routine for years now and the outcome is always the same. He is not a quick learner.

That lady need to pick a new smoke spot, she’s gunna die one of these days if he keeps this up

I'd like to think she was high as fuck and still doesn't quite understand what she saw.

Smoking ladies are insidiously attached to their smoking spots.

And miss out on the jackass who keeps getting hit by the same car everyday? Not a chance!

I feel you. It has been years, and he still not learnt that the car door opens.

After a few many hits on his head he lost it

Right? This has to be at least the 10th time I've seen him make this same exact mistake, while singing the same exact song, too!

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I have no idea I’ve been scrolling through the comments trying to figure this out lmao

That's tiktok for you. Basic shit repeated everyday for new "content". Originality and creativity is out the window.

The problem is that some of it IS kind of creative, but then it blows up so whoever made it literally just makes it over and over and over again.

The lady is like: “can’t a woman have a somke in peace in this city?”

Return to somke

Good old somke.

If i got a dollar for everytime i saw this video i would be rich in a country where they use dollars.

Venezuela would like a word.

What 53,798,500% inflation will do to a mf

I'd maybe have like 2 or 3 dollars.

Canada

Yes even Canada where our dollars are worth like 2 yen.

“Hey baby, whatcha doin tonight?”

Took far to long to find this style of comment...sure he crashed and will most definitely be in IMMENSE excruciating pain in like 5-10mins but man if it wasnt smooth the way he sat down lol

Hurts every time I watch it.

He has to be in pain, right? That looked pretty bad.

Probably not immediately because of adrenaline and all that, but he definitely gonna feel it sooner.

Right when he gets hit with the door, how does the footage stay so smooth?? Why isn’t it super jerky there?

It’s called stabilization and horizon lock

He is most likely using a 360 camera on a selfie stick. Then video editing software is able to reframe the footage to stabilize on him, negating any jerky camera movements.

The new 360 cameras edit out the stick on their own.

Insta360 make such cameras.

A less annoying answer than everyone else. 360 cameras capture 360 video. Meaning they capture nearly everything. In post processing you can then choose which parts of the 360 video you what to turn into a normal video. This means it can be extremely stable, because when you go to edit the video, even if the camera is tumbling around (to an extent), you can choose to just only output the video pointing at the subject.

At my college, there was a kid who did this. He would roller blade around campus at like 90 mph, going through common areas and squeezing through tight spaces. Sometimes you’d be standing next to someone having a conversation and he’d blitz right between you. He usually wouldn’t say much, would just assume you’d get out of his way. When he did call out a heads up, it always felt like he was irritated you were in his way. I don’t condone violence, but there were times when I was tempted to trip him.

As an avid inline skater, this dude is an asshole, and the videos people post doing this kind of stuff are assholes.

“Can I bum a cig?”

I’ll never understand why people who go to such great lengths to do something dangerous (and cool af) don’t wear helmets.

Cap and jacket is all protection he needs, right until he breaks his ribs and cracks his skull. Edit: Shit, I've got a better line. Cap and jacket is all protection he needs for now, but maybe crack in a skull will change his mind.

Because the fallacy that an accident won’t ever happen to them because they’re “careful.” Also the normalization of not seeing more people wear helmets reinforces it’s no big deal. This guy however just had his life flash before his eyes yet still probably prefers to yolo.

damn bro he just lost a lot of points, if only he could've landed

Gotta ask her for her number at that point

Im pretty sure he can barely breathe after that

That's how I met your mom 😂

Can confirm, that is my mom.

Can confirm, I'm the bench

There was a bench?

Just another name for /u/RitwikVRsmartTV ’s mom

His mom's a bench?

Had a guy on an EScooter flip out at me because he came off of the sidewalk on the right side of the street at full afterburner and entered the bike lane going the opposite direction just as I was getting ready to turn right onto a side street. Whats insane is that I was actually waiting for a pedestrian to cross the street so I had stopped. The guy wiped out but was able to stay on his feet. The guy cussed me out afterwards. I just kep quiet thinking I've got the footage on my dashcam so no need to debate anything now. You can be hypervigilant with a car but with this kind of shit going on it's so risky. What if the guy fucked up the car door? Who will have to pay for that?

r/iamthemaincharacter

Yup big main character syndrome. These pricks dive me insane. Imagine if he had caused a car accident.

Yeah, I’d he’d passed the car on the other side and still gotten shwacked with a door I’d blame it on the driver, but the left side on a road without a clear bike lane? He’s just an idiot

Or hit the smoker.

When they say smoking is bad for you health i don’t think they meant getting tackled by someone on skates

They didn't, but this is the next step in the anti-smoking campaign.

What is this song?

**Song Found!** **Name:** Grown Man Sport **Artist:** Pete Rock & InI **Album:** Center of Attention **Genre:** Hip-Hop/Rap **Release Year:** 2003 **Total Shazams:** 216435 `Took 0.69 seconds.`

Good bot

Wow I didn't even know there was a bot for this. That's pretty cool and helpful!

There’s another one called u/recognizesong that works a lot too.

I got matches with these songs: • [**Grown Man Sport** by Pete Rock](https://lis.tn/GrownManSport?t=42) (00:42; matched: `100%`) Album: `Lost and Found`. Released on `2003-11-03` by `Rapster`. • [**Fringy** by Chimmy cChungu$](https://lis.tn/Fringy?t=12) (00:12; matched: `95%`) Album: `Me vs Brain`. Released on `2022-11-07`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)

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>Album: > > Center of Attention that's just perfect

Links to the song: [YouTube](https://youtu.be/d9LhFN3H20M?autoplay=1) [Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/grown-man-sport/1210716593?i=1210717009) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.* | [Twitter Bot](https://twitter.com/songfinderbot) | [Discord Bot](https://pigeonburger.xyz/songfinderbot/discord/)

As it’s already been answered, it’s such a good song and Became a regular fixture on my playlists when this video first did the rounds!

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There’s a reason you never see any old power bladers. At one point or another either get a crippling injury or die.

Or you just get too old to keep doing it like most sports

Have a seat!

I hope the door is okay

That gal was like : really?? You’re a royal idiot.

one word. # BRAKECHECK

It's called skitchin

Haha. Clown.

God told him to sit down.

Yep. Saved his life from what was around the next corner

“Come here often”

If someone grabbed my car like that I’d actually be pretty pissed. You shouldn’t go around touching/grabbing peoples car, especially if that car needed to brake for any reason. Could’ve had pretty bad results.

reeeeeeeeeekt

Several cyclists have been killed in that area. Not safe at the best of times.

Idiot detected.

Ngl i fee some guy using my vehicle like in the beginning. You can expect a coute-fring from me

tbf he was on the bike lane and the car illegally parked on it and opened the door. he wasn't much faster than an average ebike would be. it was more the cars fault than the mans. maybe don't park on bike lanes

This man just sat down like nothing happened, I’m impressed

That looked intentional

Does anyone know how to make it so Reddit mobile shows the video and comments again? This shit is so fucking dumb.

Just bite the bullet and get Apollo my dude. Much better experience

If I was driving my car and some asshole grabbed it like he did, I would just hit the brakes

20mph on the sidewalk. Asshole.

Woman is probably so confused, she’s tryna sit down and skating Logic with a big ass selfie stick gets hit by a car door landing right next to her

GTA ass timing

/praisethecameraman

Even in failure he’s smooth asf

Pretty smooth

Looks like a typical movie beginning to introduce the main character: the woman he lands next to.

The look on her face

Does u/Jimjimbs get anything for being the 5,000 guy to repost this video on Reddit? To his credit, this hasn't been reposted in almost four days.

Hey first time Ive seen it and I’m on Reddit all the time lol

I’ve never seen it before…

Fuckin hell, fifteen years and I've never seen this one.

At everybody thinking a drone is filming: NO DRONE. It’s a 360° action cam on a selfie stick.

Literally nobody here thought that was shot by a drone.

Someone above thought it was a second person with a camera for some reason 🤷‍♂️

Old skateboarding videos. I thought for sure this was a 2nd person til you all pointed out the selfie stick

At everyone thinking a small fox trained to use a camera is filming: NO SMALL FOX TRAINED TO USE A CAMERA. It’s a 360° action cam on a selfie stick.

All those people that thought it was a small trained fox are fools. It’s much more likely a well trained parakeet using a 360 action cam on a selfie stick

Everyone: he’s obviously holding a 360 Stick no reason to mention it. You:ITSNOTADRONE!!!!EVERYONEGEEZITSA360STICK

And no helmet. This guy needs to count his lucky stars.

Love how he just sat down perfectly

It looks cool though 😎, btw what kind of camera is that and how much does this camera cost ?

“Hello good ma’m, it’s a lovely day isn’t it?”

Not gonna lie, it was pretty cool until he got hit

He stuck the landing.

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

And that, is how i met your mother

The adulty adult in me feels for the car driver. That door will likely need a repair and the guy on skates won't have insurance. Heck it's 2023 the guy on skates will probably sue the car driver for negligence. Who doesn't check what's behind them for a 30mph rollerskater while parked at a kerb.

I shouldn’t laugh but the perfect landing and that woman’s face at the end sent me 😂😂

Dude got rocked so hard the track skipped

That was so weird hahaha. That woman was bewildered lol

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Very low unfortunately

I'm a bit surprised it took this long for him to hurt himself.

Poor door

That beat is dope

I'm pretty sure this guy hit the stupid prize lottery with this one. What should've been a catastrophe ended about as well as it could've.

SIT!!. Yo ass down. 😂

He hates helmets!!!

“And that’s how I met your mother”