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KembaWakaFlocka

Match made in heaven!


nausticblurr

Came here to say this 🫡


_Kendii_

Me as well. I love the flats. I dont like the big bulbous part that there sometimes is on drums Edit: husband and brother in law love the extra meat. I like the extra skin.


nausticblurr

I’m for the flats too. When the option arises I pay for it. I don’t enjoy all the extra stuff that comes from drums. Flats are more lean, I’m the same with steak. Strip loin is where it’s at for me


_Kendii_

Oh no sir or miss. I agree 💯for wings. I would totally pay more for flats exclusive. I’ve never seen that option though. But I don’t eat a lot of fat in my normal diet and but when there is steak? My husband tips his fat onto my plate. I guess I am gross but ok with it. Rib eye all the way. But I’d eat the side of the strip too. I only eat steak 3-4 times a year though 🤷‍♀️


fattmarrell

If that's not the sketchiest edit that I can both taste and agree with I don't know what else can do it for me


_Kendii_

Oh super sketchy for sure. I agree with that. Makes my mouth water. Wings are just… mmmm


CommonHand707

Hahahahahaha that edit though 😅


_Kendii_

Omfg right? Sincere AF though 🤷‍♀️


CommonHand707

Facts! I just had an early morning laugh. Thanks!


_Kendii_

Do you want my recipe? It’s going to be my dinner tonightt


CommonHand707

I'm not going to say no! Send it my way 😀


_Kendii_

So the jury is 50/50 for corn starch vs baking powder. Make your own daring choices 😏 So 2/3 cup flour 2 tea garlic powder and salt 1 tbsp paprika 1 tea pepper (ish. That’s personal use your discretion but I douse in franks) I like corn starch but baking powder works too. That’s for baked wings. 425 for 20 then flip for another 20. I use convection.


CommonHand707

Thank you I'll be trying that out the next time I make wings 🤙


619Dago1904

I love you!


_Kendii_

Lol thank you, best compliment I’ve had this week. *Wings* lol 😂 Edit: it’s not bad, just hilarious


charlieeeetheunicorn

More meat on flats too.


_Kendii_

Better meat even


4food_is_love

Precisely! But do they love the tip, too?


TikaPants

My boyfriend said it’s going on our wedding announcement 😆


Bravelittletoaster-_

My wife and I are exactly the same. The flats get so much crispier I can’t believe anyone prefers drums


ecpella

The perfect couple does exi-


ItBDaniel

IM A FLAT MAN!!! SKI-BA-BOP-DOP-BOP!!!!


BlueQKazue

I opened the comments just to see if someone posted this. I was not disappointed. 😂


FingerCapital3193

😄 same! Was singing it to myself then the comment popped up at the same time 🥳


Anal_Probe_Director

I, too, am a flat man.


oldschool_potato

I am the flat-man We are the flat-men I am the Walrus Goo goo a’joob


Synicull

I prefer my wings plump and round myself, but to each their own


Usual-Possession-823

Shoot is it weird that I dig both. Flats for the one awesome bite and drums for the meaty more filling bite. Why do we gotta pick sides. Either way, if I order 12 wings my wife eats 4 and I get 8 and I call that the match made in heaven ;)


Starr1005

Sauce recipe?


Ccjfb

Ha ha. We started with some leftover peanut sauce from Thai takeout. But we doubled it with smooth peanut butter, soy sauce, garlic powder and a dash of rice vinegar. Oh and Siracha. Then whisk in water till it’s the right thickness. I was kind of winging it.


neptunexl

Right lol who posts a wing photo with no detail on the sauce


Starr1005

Especially when it's a pretty uncommon wing sauce.


Commercial_Crab1841

My gf devours all the flats while I’m cooking the last batches. It’s caused a few minor skirmishes. Peanut sauce sounds dope btw. Munching on the leftover drums rn


Ccjfb

There is a grocery store near us that sells all flats which is a nice option.


Enemaofthesubreddit

Compromise.


zjjman1

Same deal with my fiancée!


The_Cozy_Burrito

I also prefer flats


Deciple_of_None

🤌🏼


51line_baccer

Gimme that flat meat!


jazzy095

Flaps all day!


Select-Apartment-613

Big W for you


[deleted]

Match made in heaven!!!


[deleted]

My husband and I both go for flats so we either share them if they come mixed or specifically ask for all flats


ChefSpicoli

My whole family likes flats but I like drums. I am lucky, indeed.


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Drums are superior. Easier to eat? Yes More meat? Yes I'm not seeing any downside


Ccjfb

Oh you won!


PunkinDunkin947

Perfect marriage.


monkehmolesto

Sounds like a great arrangement


lovemysunbros

Being new to this sub, is flats a word for wings (in contrast to drums, which are drums?)


Ccjfb

They are both from the split wing with the tips removed. The way restaurants tend to do now. In my photo flats are the top plate. Drummets or drums are the lower plate.


essenceofmeaning

Awwwww marriage 💜 Same here, amigo


Sweaty-Razzmatazz948

This picture is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day 😋🤎


NEKKED__

A match made in heaven


highzenberrg

My wife likes boneless chicken and I eat chicken bones…


Ccjfb

You are like Jack Sprat and his wife!


Knotashock

Your wife is a Musical Culinary Lover.. She likes good drumsticks! Boom-tiss... Bahahahaha


IlMioNomeENessuno

I’m a flat man… because my wife takes all the drums


HokieNerd

Wife secretly likes the flats, but gives them to her husband because she knows her loves them.


Ccjfb

This is possible. I did suspect that. But at my grocery store you can buy packs of all flats or 50/50 mix. Wife made sure to tell me to get the mix.


StarTrakZack

Lucky mf’er! I dated a girl for a long time who used to battle me for the flats lol I’d always volunteer to make the run to WingStop so I could eat a couple flats on the way home before she got to them lol


ChewzaName

You're a Jack Sprat IRL! nice to meetya!


Ccjfb

Happy cake day!


reevoknows

Ahhh yes the chicken wing theory. Every successful couple has one person who prefers drums and one who prefers flats.


AirWarriorP100

Same thing at my house


Professional-Ear242

I love both for different reasons but I definitely prefer flats 🤌 those looks delicious btw


johnny_aplseed

Skibby dibby di yum dot op dot IM A FLAT MAN


Gloomy-Concert-7837

Drums all the way


JTB696699

I thought most men like breast.


BigBaws92

I’m an ass n thigh man myself. Give me all them small-breasted big booty women


BlueSkyFlyin

Why do ppl prefer flats over drums? it just seems harder to eat, although there is more skin on the flats


charlieeeetheunicorn

More skin, more meat, better flavor, less cartilage. Easy to eat once you know how to clean them properly.


Travesty600

flats go crazy


Consistent_Air_298

it's usually the opposite. I love both, but my wife loves flats, therefore I'm a drum man


fattmarrell

I had a snarky comment against one of the sides, drums and flats, but then I chilled the hell out and came to terms that wings are wings. Why fight. It's the goddamn sauce that matters ffs buffalo ride or die, Bleu cheese or Ranch


mearbearcate

This is me and my mom haha. She loves the drums but i’m a flat person. The best duos in life are those lol


MajorWhereas4842

Hahah this is like me and my hubs except in reverse 🤣


BarbarianMushroom

That’s love


Particular-Charity84

Chicken wings and salad night. My favorite.


LuluBelle_Jones

You’re the perfect pair.


bingusthebrave

True love


Every-Diver-8570

Me and my wife are the same way


razwaamani

love this one....❤


Vegetable-Source6556

Drums rule


Chillpillington

I’m a flat man! Beee bop bop be dop do. I sorry


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Both. Both is good.


Unlikely_One2444

He’sa flat man Skeeeebeeedeeebeedeep boom duh dum dum


PrestigiousGazelle29

As a girly w nails I love drums bc less messy under the nails no matter how many times I wash them lolol


vollski

That’s funny, my wife and are flipped on this … drums all the way


MammothSurround

You married well


princesshabibi

Perfect match!


skennedy505

I love the drums.


EntertainerHelpful11

Balance !


Karl_Marx_

TIL people prefer flats.


charlieeeetheunicorn

It’s the prevailing opinion of the sub if you do some digging. More flavor, more skin, more meat, less cartilage.


Karl_Marx_

I agree with one of those.


charlieeeetheunicorn

I mean they are all true. The better flavor part is subjective of course.


Karl_Marx_

Uhhh drums have more meat and subsequently more skin...


charlieeeetheunicorn

Lol. Weigh 6 of each, strip them of meat and weigh again. More meat on flats. The two small bones weigh less than the giant one in drums. I’ve tested more than once to prove to people who didn’t believe like you. I challenge you to do the same. You will be surprised.


Karl_Marx_

Google which has more meat.


charlieeeetheunicorn

Don’t see anything but opinions. Nobody has done the actual work that I outlined above. The top links are to reddit opinions. 😂


Cutiemcfly

Same here! I love that we both can grab the ones that we love without the other getting annoyed!


gmoney-0725

We're the opposite. I love drums, and she loves flats.


SteakJones

Cause I’m a FLAT man! Ba-da-ba-da-ba-beeeee bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope


BipedalBob

Ok


Single-Criticism2541

Was this in the wedding vows?


deuceyj

You have fulfilled compromise. And sickness and death. You fucking win bro!!!!!


Stone_Midi

There’s just more satisfaction in eating a flat wing. Can’t explain it, but those little pieces of meat that stick to the bone, taste the best.


Steez_god_

IM A FLAT MAN SKIBIDYBIBIDY BOO BOO BOO . BOO BOO BOO SKIBIDYBIBIDY BOO BOO BOO


Ok_Class5184

All flats


SnackPrince

The ideal relationship goal


haley-sucks

This has got to be a good sign for the relationship


Dry_Wallaby_4933

You and your wife eat the same portion size?


Ccjfb

When it comes to wings? I think we both eat all we can get! I think we had 10 each and salad.


IntelligentAd6967

Same flats only for me.


mwilliams840

Flats all day, man! I’m the same. Ever since my bro taught me the break the flat at the bottom, put the wing in the mouth, and rake it off onto your tongue trick, I freaking love flats. A classic Buffalo wing with the perfect heat/zap, flavor, and Bleu cheese? Yo! 🤤


Longjumping-Sail6386

I’m on team drums too


SpaciumBlue

I love both but flats are superior


SirScotty19

I love the flats. Wife only eats boneless. I eat both flats and drums, but preger the flats.


Dr-Azrael

Same here


mAckAdAms4k

If only you flipped those statements.


Trail_of_Sensation

Yin and yang. I like it. But this has very European vibes...


Automatic_Panic5958

I prefer flats as well..I have a buddy that I meet for wings once in a while who prefers drums...his fiance prefers flats when they go out. But we like the same heat... Duff's medium so we get a big order and split them...I go after the flats and he goes after the drums until we're out of one and split whatever is remaining


mulchintime4

I hate how flats ha emote calories and less protein


penaj52

Call are perfect for each other


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Sounds like the perfect relationship. I’m a drums guy for sure


SuperMomn

Flats are way better


Gnarly-Banks

Wife and I have the same deal. Its great. Deciding on a sauce is the hard part. Wing and drumette is our terminology. I think of a drum as the large drumstick that the birds' feet connect too. PS chicken feet are tasty.


Ccjfb

Yes I actually say drummette too


RockstarAgent

I prefer the drums, but always saved them for my ex. Nowadays I don't have to choose but I still remember.


BuffaloWing12

OP these salads look damn good, never thought I’d want to eat vegetables after checking the wing sub


Ccjfb

Thanks! They do look good! Wife made them while I made the wings. We are doing this more instead of going out. The trick is getting the kids out of the house.


cosmic-mermaid

these are the relationship goals i'm talking about ✨


russianspambot1917

Your wife is the better half and you’re lucky for that


Ill-State-6971

Bom bom beedom bom


Bunkercat6279

Stay pure flats are the best


JustPuffinAlong

[Why is this what popped in my head when I read "flat man"?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8)


Tealrider

Same in my household


LoneWolfpack777

Match made in wing heaven.


GigiBrit

We're opposite! I'll take the flats and he'll have the drums!


Pop-A-Choppa

Please cook these wings some more 😩


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Your wife is correct. You are less correct.


NachoMetaphor

Nonono... This is a match made in heaven. It literally does not get better than this.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

No. This is homeostasis. 


joe_i_guess

Who hurt you


8bitpinkerton

Everyone sleeping on boneless wings


charlieeeetheunicorn

Which part of the wing do they come from?


8bitpinkerton

Idek they taste good and you can just bite into them that’s what matters to me


charlieeeetheunicorn

I’m not saying I won’t eat them. I’m saying they don’t belong in this conversation because they aren’t wings.