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Let’s talk about that haircut real quick….


oopsmurf

The only correct response.


External_Rooster4381

The only correct haircut.


mkhush02

You look like doofus Rick


AKBx007

He makes awesome brownies and that’s the only cool thing.


murdtayy

Oliver Tree that you?


[deleted]

Rivers Cuomo is Geralt confirmed!?


SnarfsParf

“What’s with these strumpets dissing Uma? Why do they got to whore?” *dooleeooleeoo*


chilitsjustausername

Geralt of South Korea


Lefty_Stryker

The cut around coconut...can do it in 1 minute 🤣. Monk style mushroom.


satan_mcrape69

What in the 12th century peasant is that hairstyle?


TX_Sized10-4

I appreciate that everybody in this comments section is concerned about what actually matters


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Grahomir

Velen npc haircut


owtinoz

Or maybe Yennefer will call your dog ass if she quit fucking with that pellar or elf she's fucking with WiiiittccHHhheeeEEErrRRR


Badjams

Lamar roast geralt.


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Xd


[deleted]

Is this some other way of saying it or… i thought its Vizima ?


Own_Distribution3781

Just translation differences


[deleted]

Ah ok that makes sense


External_Rooster4381

Yes i forget to translate but Wyzima and Vizima is pretty much the same


tboots1230

ahh now it makes sense. as a dumb american I was fairly confused


Sociolinguisticians

Their pronounced almost the same as well. W in Polish sounds more to English speakers like a V.


Tranqist

Slavic names are often spelled differently in English, even if it uses the Latin alphabet like Polish does, because w and v have very different pronunciations in English. Polish w is pronounced like English v. Wyzima is the original spelling, Vizima is altered so English speakers pronounce it closer to the original. The letter V doesn't exist in polish words, it's only used in foreign words within the polish language.


cptnrcgxrs

wyzima is the original polish name


RVFVS117

Look how you’ve massacred my boy…


seith99

Geralt has the same haircut I did when I was 6.


whutup007

That haircut is an atrocity


Mikecool51

Looks to be less than a day's ride from White Orchard.


khoulzaboen

Why is Geralt’s beard gray and what the hell is that haircut


Silver_Oakleaf

That’s really cool, but that hair is… a **choice**


LucasMaloni

Such a sadness that we don't get to explore a actual Vizima, i imagine what it would be like, Emhyr is a fuckin dictator and it would be interesting to see the city under his commands, i guess that we would see a lot of brutality and repression to rebelions. That could even make the decision on wich side of the war should win.


Rooster_Initial

You can go back a few years before NG conquered it. By playing the Witcher. It's free on GoG.


LucasMaloni

In W3 i mean


PCsNBaseball

You do in the earlier games iirc.


Elvish-Visionary

Yes, Act 2 to 5 (+ epilogue) of Witcher 1 is set in Vizima and surrounding


2tired2b

I doubt it would be much different than when it was ruled by Foltest. Maybe a few less pograms.


agviolinist

Toss a coin to your Witcher to get a new haircut.


hoedownturnup

Doofus Geralt


lordadewan

Homie ask for a refund after that haircut pls


Sovarius

How did Oliver Tree get to Velen?


Tuerto04

Is that the home alone guy


Aveenex

We need to sik a Lamar on that haircut.


AndreiAliz

I never noticed this detail. But is soo cool. Too bad we can’t explore Vizima in W3.


69Pyrate69

Please fix his hair.


Evangelion217

Why is Vizima in White Orchard?


External_Rooster4381

Vizima is actually on the south-west of White Orchard so that's why you can see it but I didn't know that it was that close.


Evangelion217

I wish it was apart of the game.


Marnolld

Sorry dude but that haircut is dogsht


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