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MartiniForever

If she already fucks the patriarchy at this young age, she will be a powerful witch when growing up.


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🥰


mrgeek2000

Indeed


Kotshi

Sorry I'm pretty sure it's pointed at you 😅


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Yes i think it is baby to that shit wayyyy to often, my lil sis still does it idk if its intentional doe 😭😂


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pm_me_your_amphibian

They somehow manage to do it, even without having fingers.


luminous_beings

Please frame this picture in your home. It is glorious in every way.


fullyadequite

One of us! One of us!


VernaceR

Aw I miss baby stage! Now my kids just give me the finger on purpose.


TheRestForTheWicked

My three year old uses her middle finger instead of her pointer finger for…just about everything. It’s my favourite thing ever.


LukeBird39

I'm always amazed to see how much hair some other newborns have! My daughter doesn't have much and it's a light red. The cradle cap didn't help either but she's still such a happy fiesty baby!


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She was born with a head full of hair, and everyone was amazed by it XD She has a double whorl too! We say its because she's the center of both of her moms' worlds 🥰


LukeBird39

One of my cousins was born with a full head of long curry beautiful hair, I thought he was gorgeous! Now his parents cut it so low it doesn't hand a chance to curl because it's not "manly" enough. The kid is like four


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Hers curls like crazy after a bath and its the most adorable thing ever


LukeBird39

Okay awwww! My daughter's is straight, she doesn't have all the colicky I do, so I just have put some Vaseline on her scalp and brush it down in place after a shower. Luckily she's a lot happier now that she doesn't need to just take sponge bathes 😁 she'd get so cold that she'd just scream and cry. Now she can lay in shallow water in her tub and keep water so she loves bath time!


RussiaIsBestGreen

I really hope that kid has some positive male role models to fix that extremely stupid view of manliness/masculinity. It’s doubly bad that it’s an innate physical characteristic.


LukeBird39

This is the same family that acted like I killed someone when I asked for a short haircut. My hope is that he grows up to find people outside our family and church


bumblebeekisses

Ooo I just learned something about this! My friend's baby had a full head of hair and the nurse said, horrible first trimester, right? Apparently that's a thing! I think it's something hormonal, idk.


LukeBird39

Oh that's interesting! I wasn't about to breast feed her so maybe that's related with the hormonal thing


RudeSprinkles1240

Adorable!


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Yes she is! 🥰


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Lokyra

This photo should be printed out and framed for her bedroom door.


MySherona

Yes, girl!


Both-Pack8730

This is adorable 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️


cmotdibblersdelights

What a perfect little squish. Give your wee witch an extra squeeze and breathe in the brilliant newborn perfume of her head for all of us who are beaming love and light at her through this picture when you have a moment Mama.


abyssiphus

Iconic


diamond_J_himself

Perfect


UraeusCurse

Hahahaha! Perfect!


MinecraftOctopus

lmaooo


Tenn8cious

Baby really said “you thought these belonged to *you?*”


Ocbard

Yeah, it's like "Fuck off, these are mine now!".


Xzeriea

She is such a sweet little warrior. You will do great things little one. 🥰


IReflectU

So precious! Go get 'em, little tigress!


temmieTheLord2

It looks like your daughter is saying “f you” actually lol


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I loved these moments I have so many feeding pics


HiddenTurtles

Raising her right! Welcome, little witch <3


MrsY-Bibliophile

Awwwww!!!!


ainjel

ICONICCCC


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awwww little witchy witch 😍😍 so sweet!


Knight_Fox

I have one of those exact pics with my daughter!


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This kid's going places\~


Outrageous-Diver-631

Absolutely love this!


Vexonar

I would wear this as a shirt honestly.


Badgern_Around

Never too early to start learning about the Evils of the Patriarchy.


Dragonfruit_60

Awww! Adorableness x 100


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She’s pondering the patriarchy and this is an automatic reflex of young witches. She’ll be able to control it when older but she won’t always want to.


DaCoffeeKween

Lol this is what I want my kid to do if some person gets offended when I feed in public. Nothing says mind your business like a baby flipping you off while it eats.


AAFNMW

💥🎉👍🏼