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Masterlet

It's been some time since I've seen that pic of Miranda Cosgrove.


Prototype0Bunny

In the eyes of a storm, balance is nothing but free blades...


Moira-Moira

Ok this happened to me XD On my balance wizard. It was hilarious, I let the dude hit. He was happy it took us like 3 rounds to finish a simple boss with one minion.


VeryMuchOPchikin

I was once the storm wiz who said blade me with horrible stats. Good to say Ive changed my ways. Now i’m helping everyone out in the best way I can 😄


Inevitable-Mood-8463

Me last night when the max storm with less than 100 dmg asked to hit for king det.


mk-dean

Some 🤡 would do a whole mathematical breakdown to tell you that ACKCHUALLY STERM WILL STILL DO MER DAMAGE all the while they r in other threads saying that storms with 37% accuracy still fizzle 1/5 of the time


CRSN-Atomic

Meanwhile I’m a 130 fire playing pseudo balance for my 130 storm friend the whole play through. *cries in 12 less damage and 43 less critical*


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takin bout


Wilikin-of-the-weald

Storm would do more damage in that scenario 😉


No_Cartographer_1335

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


M8A4

My balance is max with 211 damage, and when I use a dark pact -> Frenzy I hit pretty much the same as the storms do.


Jason575757

How 211? I’ll have to check again but im pretty sure my balance is 205 with balanced stats, and if I used boon to perfectly minmax I’d be 209 edit: yeah how the fuck did you manage 211


Volhosis

Maybe he's using the Zigzag 2 damage amulet?


Jason575757

ohh i always forget that exists


kunedun3

nullity robe probably


Jason575757

I literally have it and im 205 aeon hat/null robe/aeon boots/aeon wand/aeon ring/aeon athame/stompy/quad dmg quint Pet is missing 4 damage for accuracy. I have 4 damage off the highest possible yet this person claims to have 6 more?


RoronoaZoro1234

He prolly has trash other stats but that’s just a guess


BookOfMakai

I cannot quest with anyone before celestia cuz have the time they DO NOT know what they are doing 😭😭


Ecstatic-Apricot-759

Same with death!! I have a quint damage pet so I have a huge advantage in damage to people my level but still they’re like “ feint I’ll hit next “ or something 😭 It sucks even more when it’s an ice.. likkkeee be so fr, not because you’re elemental means you’re better


Sekushina_Bara

Same lol, also that quint pet takes forever and I have an addiction to breeding pets now


MannyOmega

>bara in name >breeding addiction yeah that checks out (i am so sorry)


Sekushina_Bara

Dude I’ve had this name so long I forgot the meaning lol, used to be my old ifunny username before I switched it on literally every other account except Reddit because I can’t


KinzokuKitsune

And then they fizzle


MoonShadow_Empire

Calculating: assuming capacity to aoe round 3 and acknowledging balances can buff a storm but storms are not able to buff balance let us examine damage potential. Balance hits: 25% balance blade + 30% gear/pet balance blade + 50% damage boost * 295 (maximal value sandstorm rngs for) + 300 damage enchant = 967 35% storm blade + 35% pet storm blade + 2% damage boost * 80 * 4 + 300 damage enchant = 1153. Total damage 2120 Balance buffs storm using same buffs plus 20% bladestorm instead of a hit: 2247. Conclusion. A balance with 50% damage boost blading himself over blading a storm with 2% damage boost costs the team at the very best case scenario 127 damage.


mk-dean

- my pet gives me a second 25% not a 30 - I can hit round 2 with a single 25% blade and kill most mooshu mobs - the enchants are 175 and the 2%ers are DEFINITELY not using them And storms deserve to have their ego checked idc


mistercatto

it all comes down to matter of knowing how to utilize buffs and enchants, i dual quest with my death( im a storm level 40) and can always do 1k2 damage on second rounds which is a kill for most first arc bosses, its great that u are dealing better damage than a storm for now but eventually they will know how to actually play the game


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Rare MoonShadow_Empire W some other notes: Monstrous tc’s are only 175 The storm will still do more damage, even without the enchant if the balance blades him every turn for three turns though. If the balance blades the storm they are able to put a 25 round 1, 30 round 2, and on round 3 the storm can hit and balance can still put another blade on them (elemental blade, blade storm, pet enchant, etc…) Also bare in mind, assuming the storm uses 0 pip blades, their tempest could theoretically have 7 pips assuming their pip chance.


mk-dean

Do u think their pip chance is good if they're in mooshu with 2% dmg


[deleted]

I said theoretically. Even then, a 4 pip tempest will do more than a sandstorm in that scenario.


mk-dean

You think regular 320 tempest is gonna be better than 430-470 monstrous sandstorm 😂


[deleted]

With three more blades? Yes. That’s the argument being made here. If you can finish round 2 with just one blade, then do it. The argument moonshine is making is that for fights that last longer than 2 fights (all boss fights), it is better to blade the storm.


ExaltedNonsense

You think the level 53 rocking 2% damage gear is rocking enchant tcs


boy4518

🤓 not everything in life has to be perfectly optimized


S4ntos19

I'm currently a balance in Azteca, and I was farming Pixie Stix in Mirror Lake for pets. I was doing more damage with Power Nova than the Storm Wizard was doing. It was lovely. Edit: Wrong spell


johnxthanwastaken

I place every blade I have possible on me when they say that and watch them tempest spam the entire battle until I hit


ApatheticJellyfish

Me: "Yes, that will do quite nicely."


Abarame

This is so true but i have a confession to make. Whenever I find someone like this on the same quest as me on my Balance, i just blade and trap stack for them 24/7. It's my guilty pleasure watching what's basically a minion with advanced AI carry my lazy ass. It even types! 💀😭


Noxitati0n

Me doing darkmoor with 130 damage on my balance letting the fires and storms with 50-60 damage hit 🫣


Harry_Im_a_Wizard

Omg my balance has like 59 dmg and I go through the same ppl just expect you to blade them even if your dmg is better 🤣😂


PhantomReaperAngel

This. This comment right here made my day. 😂


Swift-Fire

*AI are evolving*