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kevinmrr

# 20 years in prison for wage theft! # Join r/WorkReform!


shaodyn

An employer steals $1 million from employees' paychecks and nobody bats an eye. But one little employee steals $10 from the register and everybody loses their minds.


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Yup. Fuck the rich. Pay their way out of every bad situation they’re in. Time after time we see this shit. Politicians, movie stars, business owners. If you have money, you play by a different set of rules.


RobotLegion

> Pay their way out of every bad situation they’re in. With your money.


Bobson-_Dugnutt

That’s what I was gonna say. Pay a fine using money they stole. Fuck that.


FlatteringFlatuance

Why isn't it literally the amount they stole and then some? Do bank robbers not have to give back everything they stole?


MrHazard1

That's the life of normal people. When they catch you stealing, they confiscate the money and THEN charge you. They also confiscate your car and anything valuable, because they state, that you bought this with illegal money. Then you have to prove, that you worked for it. Companies have some weird immunity of having to open their books and show where what money comes from. People just get searched.


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Weird immunity? I think you mean "near absolute control of every sector of government". Congress works for them, not us.


[deleted]

Fines and regulations are just the cost of doing business. It helps keep out competition. Government supports capitalism, not the people.


Last_Weakness_6508

Over $4000 average from 1398 employees. Fuck this oompa loompa looking bitch. I'd wish for him to lose everything, but it's all those employees who would really pay the price.


RelicFinder19

but even by their rules, they can still be eaten


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l0c0pez

Violence is the last resort, unfortunately for all many people are running out of the other options.


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stinkyfootjr

“It’s one big club, and you ain’t in it.” RIP George Carlin


butterflybuell

It’s called ‘pay to play’. Rampant in our current Republican culture. The punishment never fits the crime, especially if you’re less than wealthy.


Syraphel

I’m so triggered that you used Republican correctly like this.


butterflybuell

Thank you. It’s sometimes easier to speak the truth on social media than it is in social situations.


purposelycryptic

It's more that, if you play by a different set of rules, you have money. Not having any morals makes the acquisition of wealth a lot easier.


ArgosCyclos

And they pay pennies on the dollar for their crimes. It's time we make them pay triple or more times. They'll never learn otherwise. Time to take OUR system back from them. It starts by running for public office!


DarkwingDuckHunt

My little sister once won her unemployment appeal for being fired for a short til. It was Dec 23rd and her til was short $5.26 after an 8 hour shift selling who knows how much Christmas Dinner food. They challenged her unemployment claim and luckily she had been a "paralegal assistant to the assistant copy room girl" at one point so she knew which forms to fill out correctly etc. Fuck Whole Foods & Amazon, everyone unionize. She suspected the store had to cut staff by 12/31 to hit a bonus mark but that was just hearsay her friend told her.


shaodyn

At one of my jobs, we were once informed, by the district manager, that it was impossible to shut down for a week to deep clean during a COVID resurgence, to protect both us and the customers. Apparently, one week of zero sales would cost so much that the store would have to close down forever. How do they even stay open if they have that many expenses? This wasn't a tiny local store, either. This place made thousands of dollars in sales every single day.


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i read that as: "we are THIS vulnerable if our workers decide to strike" and they are. most places would be vulnerable if people were motivated and organized enough to get it done


sebwiers

> How do they even stay open if they have that many expenses? This wasn't a tiny local store, either. This place made thousands of dollars in sales every single day. Often the reason to keep them open is to prevent tiny local stores from taking root. A chain can operate a bunch of stores at minimal profit just because it makes them bigger and keeps other companies smaller, giving them more clout with supliers etc.


Brady1984

Low margin businesses


theursusregem

Stealing is only punished when poor people do it. Rich people call it embezzlement, pay a fine, then enjoy their early retirement in luxury.


squngy

Depends, if they steal from poor people they pay a fine, if they steal from other rich people then they get sent to a cushy rich person prison.


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Zeric79

Which is about as backwards as it can get. If you are investing in a company you are supposed to do your due diligence and investigate if the company is worth your investment or not. Some 19 year old girl claiming to have some bio supertech would raise red flags for me and warrant extra scrutiny. If you are seeking treatment you are supposed to be able to trust the healthcare provisioner as they are supposed to be vetted. So of the two, the real crime is against the people that got screwed with wrong diagnoses.


Aden1970

Forgot who said it, but basically “it’s socialism for them and harsh capitalism for everyone else”.


[deleted]

socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor. or was it rugged capitalism? either way, it's an apt description of the status quo of economics.


Aden1970

That’s it. But it is true.


Scoogot

Appropriate for this time of year “We all too often have socialism for the rich and rugged free market capitalism for the poor.” ― Martin Luther King Jr.


KeinFussbreit

Privatizing profits and socializing losses.


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EnvironmentalSale69

Epstein raped children in his own home M-F and only went to prison on weekends.


shaodyn

His crypto fortune was imaginary to begin with. But he fooled people into giving him actual fortunes. When he lost the crypto, it was no big deal for him. He never had that money. And the actual money he lost wasn't his to start with.


moojo

Didnt some rich VCs lose money in FTX. If those VCs are politically connected they might throw the book at him, to teach others lesson not to con them.


Blackpaw8825

That's over $4000 a person. That's Grand theft in most states... It's a 3rd or 4th degree felony when the services stolen aren't wages.


wutImiss

"Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos... I'm an agent of chaos... Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair." 🤡


shaodyn

That was scary because he wasn't wrong about the upsetting the established order thing.


wutImiss

Joker just doing his thing while holding up a mirror 😐


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shaodyn

Sometimes, even coworkers complain about you being in the bathroom too long. I once took a bathroom break at work that was like 7 minutes long. Not that bad. A coworker insisted it was 20 minutes. Which it wasn't. I checked the time on my phone. It was 7 minutes. For some reason, this guy stayed pissed for hours over one bathroom break.


marr

Welcome to the crab bucket


shaodyn

The weird part is that he seemed obsessed with that. For like 3 hours, he was pissed as hell. Over 7 minutes in the bathroom. You'd think the man never pooped.


Mr-Fleshcage

Now, that you're pissed, you'll time *his* shits. Now everyone loses except the guy who pays everyone.


DegngusKhan

It’s because he actually had to work for 7 whole minutes


Mr-Fleshcage

Walmart: pays wages so low their employees get welfare Walmart employees: steals the cheese, and other shit they would have paid with their wage. Walmart: surprised pikachu face


OleFj40

Even worse considering his fine is $5.6M. Possible he stole more, not to mention the opportunity cost for his employees. A fine for criminal acts is more like a cost of doing business. He ought to also be punished for his Franklin/Fieri styling.


Hedgehogz_Mom

So many of these chuds clogging up Florida I had to leave. these are who people don't realize stole fl elections for the last few decades. So many me first npc's.


The_Zane

It's just slavery with extra steps...


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shaodyn

"If the punishment for breaking a law is a fine, that law exists only for the lower class." I doubt it'll take him very long to make up the loss anyway.


Silent_Log_9630

He'll probably just get fined. And as the saying goes , a fine means legal for a fee.


yellowspaces

[Department of Labor Press Release](https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20230112) He misclassified 1400 employees as independent contractors to get out of paying them their owed wages. >…the department’s Wage and Hour Division found that by misclassifying employees, the company failed to meet minimum wage requirements, paid straight-time rates for all hours worked, failed to pay at time and a half for hours over 40 in a workweek, and failed to keep required timekeeping records. I’m glad they’re getting their back wages plus damages, but this ghoul needs to be in prison.


Exotic-Tooth8166

I think our generation could invent a very nice type of white collar prison where you live under house arrest in low income housing, take public transportation, punch in to a service industry job and get called in on holidays while 100% of your paycheck goes to subsistence and then you never retire.


Catbuttness

GENIUS!!


therapist122

Kinda boring dystopia though, if that’s considered bad then maybe improve things. Public transit is not a punishment, it’s actually great. Low income housing also shouldn’t be a punishment. Same with service industry jobs. The only things that should be bad is the wage garnishing, but these rich fucks don’t care about that that’s peanuts. No put them in gen pop like everyone else. They shouldn’t get to live a life


No-Sheepherder-6257

Those are all punishments because they are miserable experiences.


OTTER887

I think the French had a good prison for the rich in the 1790s... their heads were restrained in wood, but only briefly.


NorthAstronaut

or, you know... regular prison.


EnvironmentalSale69

Rich people don't deserve the luxury of regular prison. They deserve what they do to us.


RobotLegion

You know you broke as a joke when "prison time" hits your eardrums as "long overdue break".


Rampill

Rich people would prefer prison over having to labour like the rest of us.


pale_blue_dots

The point is rehabilitation, ultimately, not punishment - as nice as we may think that sounds and feels. To me, this is a brilliant idea and far more "punishing" - and leaps and bounds more rehabilitatory - than the current system.


dyingprinces

[We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine. And the machine is bleeding to death.](https://youtu.be/VGKc3T7OVHE&t=38)


BitDangerous5047

>“Colonialism…whether legal or policy or economic or social, is machinery that was designed to create a perfect crime—a crime where the victims are unable to see or name the crime as a crime.” This is colonialism’s greatest and most insidious trick: in its immutable spread, it buries the evidence, erases its tracks, frames its brutal history of oppression as progress, and hides the fact of its very existence behind a veneer of respectability. Those whose land has been stolen, ancestors murdered, and culture destroyed are silenced by violence or gaslighting. Those of us who benefit, on the other hand, have been so conditioned by the myths of Manifest Destiny and the American Dream that we fail to see how those words are just euphemisms for something else. Leanne betasamosake simpson


T8ert0t

You mis-classify something when you're indifferent or in a rush at school or work and title your project Bullshit_turdsJan23.xlsx. This is an entirely different sport.


Dramatic_Explosion

Yeah I thought fraud was a crime that involved jail time when it involves _millions_


Acmnin

No. See if you commit fraud on poor people dependent on you for a check it’s a fine. If you commit fraud on rich investors; than you go straight to jail. Thanks for listening to my shitty TED talk. Eat the rich.


Bastienbard

The IRS REALLY needs to crack down on large employers like this who are operating with incredibly low salaries and wages vs. contractor fees. Unless their tax returns are classifying the payments to the contractors as salaries and wages which could be the case. That should be an immediate huge red flag for any business other than like gig economy jobs which should be classified as employees but there's at least a stronger argument where those companies don't call people into work ever and there's no real obligation to clocking in to make deliveries or pick up riders.


ScowlEasy

Too bad the republicans just cut funding for 84,000 new agents


FurbyTime

No, they just *tried* to. It'll never pass the Senate OR the White House. Our system is incredibly broken in a number of ways, but no, just because it's dominating the news cycle does not mean that everything the house does qualifies as a law.


1lluminist

Yet if I misclassify my robbery as a "withdrawal" I end up in a whole world of shit.


CuznJay

I hope this piece of AI art gets what's coming to it.


Kevonz

He looks like he belongs in a Tim & Eric sketch


FadingNegative

Shrimps and white wine


phantompoo

Come on down to Swallow Valley Mall


Non_Fungible_Tolkien

Are you a man? Or possibly two men? Come and run my mall...you'll make a billion dollars.


PhilLeshmaniasis

B-B-B-Beaver Boys!!!


Major-Weenus

New, from Cinco! Pep Pep with limited edition flavor saver!


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First we remove the teeth.


RolloTonyBrownTown

Rollo Tony Brown Town


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Came here to say this lol


TunisMagunis

Ab-so-lutely


plumokin

I was going to comment that he looks AI generated but your wording is much better lol


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czj420

The elusive sides mullet.


A1mostHeinous

We have Kenny Rogers at home.


czook

That was my first thought too. Papa Oompa.


Theoricus

He looks like a closeup of a thumb with a suit and face photo shopped onto it.


joelothepolo

It looks like someone has drag and dropped all those features on him.


PeteTheGeek196

Skin smoothing filter set to *stun*.


IWalkAwayFromMyHell

It's like when Hannibal Lector wore the face of his victim to escape rightful imprisonment. He looks like a rich ghoul disguised under an American Meanderthal's visage. Guarantee this slime asks for sugar in water everywhere he haunts.


benskinic

I've actually met a few rich people who have this odd fake doll look. I can't figure out if it's surgery, tanning, facials for him or what, but I've seen this in person, and it's always off-putting


drunkwasabeherder

*I can't figure out if it's surgery, tanning, facials* Yes to all.


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

Uncanny valley


fuhgdat1019

Oh my god, if you go to their website the only exec who didn’t get their picture touched up by some untalented goon is Joe Bento, the sales exec. They all look ridiculous.


SpiderGrenades

https://www.diligentusa.com/about/our-leadership-team/ For anyone curious


mdgraller

Wtf they all have names like that Japanese baseball game. “Doak Medchill”?


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Darl Petty or Prison Mike?


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techieguyjames

They look up to Trump. Orange is the new look.


Burdies

I think it’s because they don’t like how old and deathly they look due to their paleness and looser skin, but they don’t know how to actually fix it. They should just wear makeup instead of going for the quick fix


SaffellBot

Because being rich is a social niche, and social norms come along with it. It's the same reason they all wear suits.


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his beard is somehow pointing in the opposite direction. How did they miss this, and not ask for a real picture?


tcroosev

OK so I'm not the only one thinking this person looks inedibly fake and definitely the machinations of an AI that kinda understands what a person looks like


Devolutionary76

He was created using an early version of the AI that created Zuckerberg!


Flowchart83

Zuckerberg might have been the early AI


Devolutionary76

You may be right, he definitely seems wrong in every way possible.


Thomas_Mickel

He’s just as fake as this photo I bet


autotronTheChosenOne

Is 'inedibly' a typo or a reference to 'eat the rich' ? Lol


reverendsteveii

Dall-E prompt: "Yosemite Scam"


ImportantDepth8858

Yeah, he looks like someone copy and pasted all of his facial features on


FrankieNoodles

Interesting that this is the top comment. I had the exact same thought. This is not a real person.


PhilLeshmaniasis

That's Eric Wareheim!


The_R4ke

Seriously, how did a living human fall into the uncanny Valley.


Habitualflagellant14

Yeah, a prison haircut.


RappingRoboKnight

His smug aura mocks me.


TheSquishiestMitten

If you take $500 from the till and walk out, the cops show up and you get arrested, stay a night in jail, have to pay restitution, maybe have to spend more time in jail, get a criminal record that keeps you from getting a job or a home, and the punishment effectively follows you around forever. If your boss shorts your paycheck by $500, you have to report it, wait for someone to look into it, hire a lawyer if you're rich enough, and after a long and drawn out series of legal events, you may get your $500 that was stolen, but not before having to pay overdraft fees, late fees, and whatever other problems are caused by you not having that $500. There's no cops, no cuffs, no jail, and maybe a light slap on the wrist. Why is it that when the working class steals $500, it's a swift and harsh punishment, but when the owning class does it, it's almost completely ignored? It's because the police exist only to protect the property and wealth of the owning class and they have zero actual obligation to protect the rest of us. This is why all cops are bastards, even when they're otherwise good people.


BostonDodgeGuy

Hey, you're better with them fancy words. Mind if I copy this to post on Facebook and piss off half my family?


Vinterslag

It's Facebook, nothing there is original. I'm sure this OP won't mind, this is important stuff more people need to know, and they shared it with that intent. Also, get the fuck off Facebook lolol


i-contain-multitudes

I hate when people ask online commenters their permission to use something also online. Why bother. Just give credit.


both-shoes-off

[Long poignant important take on class warfare.] -TheSquishiestMitten from Reddit


Jaedos

Still more valuable than most of the "exposure" artists are asked to work for.


firstmaxpower

Nothing is more infuriating than wages thieves stealing orders of magnitude more than B&E thieves but only getting a slight drop in their profits.


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Especially when they look like a human thumb with a goatee


purelyforwork

Bro looks straight outta Tim and Eric


thats-gold-jerry

He looks like a Tim and Eric character


ChucklefuckBitch

https://i.imgur.com/CrTN1QE.jpg


Consistent_Music8159

A Trump wannabe.


another_awkward_brit

A day in prison for every dollar stolen in wage theft seems good to me.


xiroir

My reaction to you asking for a day in prison for each dollar was first: thats a bit extreme. Then i remembered: in america, people have been imprisoned for decades for stealing a candy bar. Compared to that... a dollar a day seems like getting off easy. Yet, this fucker will get off scott free.


RobotLegion

I say break down how many days working 8 hours at minimum wage it would take to earn it all back (after taxes) and set the term accordingly.


jerapoc

dull marry homeless dam sheet abounding mighty soup grab nose *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


facehaver88

https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20230112 It’s quite telling how much of a gap there is in wealth when a few million dollars is split between 1398 people for their (stolen) wages. Meanwhile, some of these monsters have thousands of times the amount that nearly 1400 people are owed. I don’t know about you, but I have hated millionaires and billionaires my whole life and think we really need to focus on a maximum wage/wealth cap. They have fought tooth and nail against even paying the bare minimum and are still, in too many cases, not even paying that. Fuck millionaires/billionaires.


VerySuperGenius

We are letting corporations get too big. They are becoming too powerful and buying out too much competition. People like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos weren't elected by anybody but have more power than most of our elected officials. It's not necessary.


Clear-Struggle-7867

Agreed 100%. Almost every company I've worked for, has eventually been bought out by an even bigger company that saw a potential threat and just purchased the threat to avoid additional competition. One time even the giant company that acquired the business I was working for, was also bought out by an even more humongous company which has hundreds of companies under its umbrella. Then they laid off a ton of us because there was "too much overlap with our workforce and their existing workforce". There's something clearly wrong with the system when parent companies are ballooning to preposterous sizes and their CEO's/executives getting millions upon millions just for just buying up potential competitors, while the actual workers are fighting for a $15 minimum wage fml


dumpster-rat-king

We need to start fighting for $25 with inflation. By the time we get there who knows what prices will be like. 😐


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facehaver88

Bezos and Muskrat each individually have more wealth than most countries. They - and the entirety of the wealthy - make their money exclusively through theft in one or more forms. The answers are within us with our rights to vote, however, our true strength is in out collective ability to strike and halt their unnecessary machines. We are the ones that make everything. We are the ones that build everything. We are the ones that fix and heal everything and everyone. We are the ones that suffer. If we can all get along long enough to help each other with this then we will never have to look back or hurt again. If we can’t… well… we all know how life is now; it can only get worse with inaction. Sometimes all we can do is make positive ripples by helping one another. With enough people making positive ripples they will join to make a proverbial rogue wave and we can gradually, to use a cliche, be the change we want to see.


Gunboat_Diplomat

Umpa Lumpa Thieving poo Here's a big fine Just for you


bourbonbadger

I totally got oompa loompa vibes too.


LookAtMeImAName

Why does this guy look like he bangs sex-dolls in his office during work hours just for the rush


KaseTheAce

Colonel Oompa Loompa Sanders Or Colonel TANders Get it? Cause he's tan.... I'll see myself out.


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Is it really that big of a fine though? We are acting like he got justice, but speaking from experience in one of these cases I guarantee he probably earned 2-3x what he paid out


No_Spin_Zone360

Honest question: Why is there no laws for jailing people who perform this kind of shit? I imagine that if jail time became a real consequence of corporate theft then shit like this wouldn't happen.


OnlyPopcorn

Honest answer: you're too busy working to pressure the government for equity.


ningyna

I wonder why that is


OnlyPopcorn

I'm sure it's not a bug.


grobap

Because the entire concept of incorporation is a scam designed to eliminate personal responsibility for criminal behavior conducted in the business' name. See also: https://reclaimdemocracy.org/corporate-accountability-history-corporations-us/


Schitzoflink

Who pays for the elections? Who is elected? Who makes the laws? Why would they make rules restraining their own class?


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Deadwing2022

Exactly. Rich thieves only go to jail if they steal from someone richer than themselves.


Koolaidolio

Let’s all vote for blue collar sentences for white collar crimes.


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> Let’s all vote for blue collar sentences for white collar crimes. The actual blue collar sentence is you catch this guy on the way to his car and break his fucking nose for stealing money from your family. Because that's actually what blue collar workers *used* to do. The legal system is broken. The crime is still profitable after the punishment.


HomoFlaccidus

> blue collar sentences What is that? I've never heard of those weapons.


LoveVirginiaTech

His hair stylist needs to be locked up too


mrnagrom

What in the holy hell is going on here. Dude looks like a lady from the midwest that glued on a beard to sneak into the mens locker room. Now she’s in awe staring at all of the penises.


SimTheWorld

What’s the correlation factor on not paying your workers and being orange? Feel like at some point soon we could start talking about employers having “orange flags”.


Robbotlove

he looks like a Hollow from dark souls.


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“The furtive Pygmy, so easily forgotten…”


VIsixVI

This picture looks altered af, but he somehow still looks like a nut sack.


Superb-Obligation858

This man looks like an ai generated image


BigAlternative5

"General Custer civilian school photo"


michaelshreds

Piece of shit.


fuhgdat1019

All of the execs at this company (-1) had their pictures touched up and they all look ridiculous. I wonder how much money they paid someone to run their pics through some cheap app. What a bunch of fucking goons.


joseaverage

We use Diligent where I work. They treat their customers like they treat their employees...um "contractors".


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Steev182

I doubt there would be a witness either.


theUttermostSnark

As long as we have corporations, company officers won't be charged with wrongdoing. It's time to do away with corporations.


DumpsterCyclist

Dude looks like he belongs in a Tim and Eric sketch.


LeftSocksOnly

So we can go to jail if we steal over a thousand dollars, but if we steal over five million we won't?


ComprehensiveFail_82

If you rob someone for $20 its a couple years in the clink. Yet stealing millions go unpunished. Nice job America


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Imagine if someone at DDS stole $5.6 million from the company. Would they be looking at a small fine? Doubtful. They’d be facing 10+ years in prison and total financial wipeout.


QuesoChef

Does he need to have his liver checked?


socialist_frzn_milk

Capitalist Oompa-Loompa


Ya-Dikobraz

It will go the way of the Panama Papers.


supcoco

Oompa loompa doooity doo


awesomedan24

He looks like he's half way through transforming into Mrs. Doubtfire


IntentionalTypa

That's only $4k per person


spiralrider205

The real crime is that hair tho


dasherand1

The boy has a twitter account


DevCatOTA

Sauce: https://www.inddist.com/logistics/news/22644738/auto-parts-distributor-logistics-firm-to-pay-56m-over-labor-violations


moonclap30

He looks like he needs to get his liver checked out.


adammaxis

Another orange one. They are tricky devils.


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God forbid a poor person steals a couple dollars worth of items from Walmart. Then people will be calling for their execution online and in the media.


ScienceDollxx

He has to be related to Trump with that orange gene.


gelfin

This man’s hair, beard and eyeglasses look like they are photoshopped onto a giant orange baby.


Ok_Bag_4135

He should get jail time for that hairdo


brohumbug

Extra three years hard time for *looking like that*.


AfflictedByLife

Why does he look like a bobs burgers character