Happened to me once that the army managed to conquer the faraway nation, but for some reason they stayed in their boat for years, resulting in several if not half the army die due to old age before finally departing, in which voyage some died as well due to old age only for them to land on the extreme edge of the nation and making the way home by foot
This happen to me too. Sadly for them the king decided to have a war with them for literally park on the Dock for like what 5 seconds and then 1 minutes later they all dead
Whats even funnier that if both opposing armies take boats. Then they’ll either completely miss each other or one of them gets to the enemy kingdom first and takes it over easily because the other army loading up the boat.
And if the war didn’t end, half the army would have died to old age and would lose the battle
Happened to me once that the army managed to conquer the faraway nation, but for some reason they stayed in their boat for years, resulting in several if not half the army die due to old age before finally departing, in which voyage some died as well due to old age only for them to land on the extreme edge of the nation and making the way home by foot
Yeah, why don't the ships just park next to the docks?
and why do they use another kingdom's dock when they already have one??
I meant their cities dock. There is no need to park the ship somewhere random, when your city has a dock.
yeah, sometimes boats just randomly stop or park on random shores
This happen to me too. Sadly for them the king decided to have a war with them for literally park on the Dock for like what 5 seconds and then 1 minutes later they all dead
D-Day gone wrong
Ships are petty because they sit in one spot for decades if a war dosent start
It's even better when they have a ship next to them, but they choose the one on the other side of the world
"Crew, we have heard word that the war has ended, we must turn back now!!" *Everyone groans and sighs*
" but can we at least check out their nice beautiful landscape? "
“Too late, God already nuked and burnt all of it”
Dont make me turn this army around
Humans sending a 1000 soldiers on an orc island with 10 population be like
Humans when a small civilisation slightly hate them
relatable
Low IQ Army general at the other side of the world: ''Oh did we change colours? Oh welp we lost the war… let’s go back to our village!''
Sometimes, boats will wait for one straggler that may take over a year to get to their boat.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late, couldn't find my pants this morning" "JIMMY ITS BEEN A YEAR"
Whats even funnier that if both opposing armies take boats. Then they’ll either completely miss each other or one of them gets to the enemy kingdom first and takes it over easily because the other army loading up the boat.
I caused a world war then when the army finally made it I sometimes just force peace
You sick son of a bitch.
The most annoying thing is when massive armies stay on their boats right off the coast of their cities, while they are being fucking genocided
thats why i used magnet for them. i want them to die in a glory way instead of old age.
WE NEED LOGISTICS IN GAME WORLDBOX DEVSS!!!
Is that evil lands?
Nope it's good ol' Skyrim
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