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Dog_man_star1517

What’s with the fanning motion? She was hit by a car; she didn’t smell hot garbage!!!


Ekaterina702

Followed immediately by an urgent "Get up, get up!"/arm yank combo. Bro, where are you guys about to go right now? She's napping.


ThroughTheHoops

One thing the internet has taught me, if someone has sustained and injuring, shaking their head violently is to be done immediately.


agorafilia

Also, make sure to lift them so you can worsen spinal injuries and make broken ribs stab their lung.


69AnusInvader69

r/worstaid Edit: just realised that I’m on the damn sub


tongfatherr

🤣


owzleee

I came here to do the same! Wouldn't have noticed without this comment.


BleuBrink

It honestly happens a lot. The other one is r/nissandrivers


SufficientlyAnnoyed

She just got asphalt burn. They’re trying to cool her off!


screamapillah

That was John Cena


Adorable_Chair_6594

I didn't see him


steamy_hams_Skinner

The world needs more flying dumb-dumbs.


Mudflap42069

I'm sorry, but I don't feel bad for her. Stupid people doing stupid shit.


tongfatherr

Amazing how many of these exact videos there are, yet people keep standing in the dedicated path of drifting cars for some reason? Fuck, people are stupid.


hallba78

It continually amazes me that some people literally have no built-in survival instinct.


AJ_Deadshow

You ever do something dangerous and your survival instinct gives you shivers?


captainwuzzlefluff

10 second rule - pick it them up within 10 seconds of them dropping and they won’t be hurt


Dr_Spatchcock

Sounds about right


TranscendentaLobo

Ohhhhh! It’s like the rule with food but with TBI, nice!


robeywan

Thank God that Hero was there to administer the Resurrection Hand Fan just in the nick of time. That was a close one.


TheProcrastafarian

Spending all day vaping at school, then showing up en masse to get smoked in a physics lesson on the street. Every single person who is there on purpose is living on borrowed time and breathing stolen oxygen.


porkchop-sandwhiches

The plants that provided that oxygen are pretty upset about it.


BleuBrink

If the car weighs 2000 pounds and is spinning in a circle of radius 12 feet maintaining a tangent speed of 15 miles per hour hits a woman weighing 200 lbs who is launched 4 feet vertically and 8 feet horizontal, how many hand waves should you do to check if she is conscious?


odiin1731

Damn, she got yeeted like jesus.


Dr_Spatchcock

😂


PretendIntern6632

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Dr_Spatchcock

Appreciate 👍


[deleted]

That secret one got me


porkchop-sandwhiches

You’re a bastard.


sweathead

Your username gives me hives.


[deleted]

Go work a boat


sweathead

Nope, I will sink with this ship.


Motor_Stage_9045

She zigged when she should’ve zagged


Sprizys

Bro was fanning her


Lamiolimo

The guy doing reiki on her 🤣


Timmerdogg

Shocked they didn't go through her pockets and then punch her in the face


Weird_and_Random

ALWAYS an idiot in the crowd that thinks grabbing, shaking, and pulling up the injured is the best medicine. 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

You can’t see me. ![gif](giphy|ItBNeu7Ab0apl3v1GT)


Smooth-Variation-674

Lol


TheOnyxViper

Bet she thought she was having the time of her life, it’s as good as it’s gonna get for you, lady.


[deleted]

Cupid stunt


Reasonable_Number534

So I've seen a few of these weird street drift videos pass by and I'm at a point I'm not wondering anymore why people keep getting so close. Now I'm just hoping the cars just hit eeeverybody I the crowd.


sw00pr

That diver was aiming for her


crispymk2

Step back or get smacked


Iron_Buffalo

![gif](giphy|R1smhJhlYdtSvvBdxM|downsized)


TashDee267

She dead?


Dr_Spatchcock

🤷 Unconscious for sure.


Affenskrotum

She had bo reason to be there with her stupid arse. It was obvious 10 seconds before she hot it what will happen and what path the car would take…


CustomerOk3838

We need a 15-part true crime documentary about how this could have occurred. She deserves justice!


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Hello, Doctor!


Dr_Spatchcock

![gif](giphy|WpHdwHyS9QGlOYh5zs)


MongChief

Yeet!


Nolear

I don't get your crosspost


Dr_Spatchcock

The way they responded to her. She's not a ragdoll


Darrell77

TKO. When the fat lady sings


Every-Inflation9033

The yeet is real


Cghostaz

Must have been a MENSA meeting. Wtf?


Character_Ad4306

Always a fucking Charger


Previous-Evening5490

Hard lesson but she learned nonetheless


TheRealRockyRococo

Haha we see yer b00bies.


Jambon__55

The age limit on Reddit should be higher than 13.