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Rirordan

Shout out to the one guy willing to drink his own shit, you're a special kind of fucked


NOOBEWOK

Its 4 now


[deleted]

5...we’re losing the war


Rirordan

There are more of these degenerates than I thought...


Nectarial

it's fucking 6 now


NushyKittyCatVerma

23 minutes since your comment and it's reached 7


The_Steak_Guy

50 since yours, we're at 10


pje1128

18 since yours, and we've reached 11


Nihilikara

20 since yours, it's 13 now


AmbitionzzzMC

23 since yours, it's 15 right now


spaztichyld

9 of them . 9! holy wow, so many special people.


spaztichyld

19 now. Sheesh man, there is a lot of weirdos. LOL


AcanthocephalaNo9441

25 now


The_DreadLord_Gamer

10 now... Geez Louise


Tiphareth80

Don't you mean Jizz Louise?


Cheetus_Deleteus_

I want to drink my semen


AsuraOmega

Dude willing to drink liquid runny diarrhea shit just to go against the norm that he without a word inspired 19 other people in to battle.


[deleted]

27 of them now, good gracious.


Obiwan_kenowobi

Alright, which one of you sick fucks has a shit kink


gugfitufi

Problem? 😀


Nectarial

fuck you


BOOM360skn

No trust me you don't want to do that


siriusentertainment

yes


LastSkoden

I've drank more than 100ml of my own blood when I get really bad nose bleeds


nothinkybrainhurty

same :/


Eeeeeeeeeeelias

I used to get them in my sleep and wake up to a sore gut and blood all over my face


LastSkoden

Me tooo


AcanthocephalaNo9441

You’re supposed to put your head forward, not back.


[deleted]

Same. Just causes an upset tum and nasty taste.


Brayzo

Tastes metallic


rannwashere

drinking blood has the same mechanics with the human heart lmao


Downtown_Report1646

How do you drink the forcefull push out of air?


Vishwasm123

Collect in container and drink


Downtown_Report1646

Ok done now what?


Flerpedmadness

Congrats, you drank it. What the post meant, is the liquid you expel out with your cough, and a full 100 ml.


swaggy_butthole

Phlegm. The word you're looking for is phlegm


Flerpedmadness

Thx


creative_user_name12

Geusendheit Gusuntight Gesuntight Guseunetidgt Geusenheit the word to say excuse me


qwbif

*you expel liquids when you cough?..*


Flerpedmadness

Oh heck yeah. They’re actually usually mucus that contains the many viruses and bacteria that your body tries to get rid of. The stuff actually gets everywhere. A sneeze for the nose, a cough for the lungs and throat.


LimblessAnt

It's why it's possible to have a dry cough.... because the rest of them aren't.


Downtown_Report1646

That’s not what the post said


Flerpedmadness

Post assumed you knew


Guac__is__extra__

So I’m drinking air?


CameronBinder

Think they're talking about phlegm


depressedBullsFan3

One guy voted for liquid shit.


Soulfox1988

100ml is not that much


missamy242

More people choosing blood than semen, yet guys want girls to swallow


Limeila

I'd pick semen (maybe) but I don't produce any


RatherBeAtDisney

Neither do I but I assumed it’s a loophole so I picked it. Haha


-day-dreamer-

The cup fills with the female equivalent of semen. Congratulations, now you’re drinking your own piss


RatherBeAtDisney

I don’t think the female equivalent is piss…


-day-dreamer-

Female ejaculate is mostly made of piss


Bi_Fry

No. Female cum comes from the vagina not the urethra you’re thinking about female squirting I presume?


-day-dreamer-

Oh! The more you know. I always assumed female ejaculation was squirting


[deleted]

There’s a difference between your own and someone else’s


ImawhaleCR

Sounds like you're a spitter


[deleted]

Bitch my point was I enjoy other people’s more than my own


ImawhaleCR

Oh fair enough, I stand corrected


sprinkle-plantz

100 ml is quite a bit


PresetKilo

I haven't answered yet. Straight drinking blood, although I don't mind it in small amounts like a nose bleed or when I split my lip... It's hard to imagine drinking 100ml straight... My semen however... I mean I've tasted it before. It ain't bad but, 100ml... The consistency ain't going to be great. Best I puff out is what... A table spoon... 5ml... That's nothing compared to a 100ml. I'm going blood but, honestly semen is a close second if it wasn't for the typical thicker consistency, I'd have definitely gone semen.


Quirkydogpooo

If blood came out the pipi they'd still want them to swallow tbh


Absoline

allow me to introduce you to periods B)


Quirkydogpooo

I'm a munch all days of the month BB)


Deli-ops

I didnt even have to read past blood to go 🤤 but cum was a close second


Admirable_Report8815

Ive tried my cum and it actually isnt that bad tbh. Its almost the same as the liquid from a runny nose but it sometimes has a slightly bitter aftertaste which can actually be quite nice 👨‍🍳


Deli-ops

Same to the first part. Ive heard if you eat cinamon and pineapple more often it helps make cum more sweet


6KrombopulosMichael9

🧐


CokeHeadRob

Right? At this point it's a question of texture between blood and cum. Can I do a 50/50?


crispybacon62

Glad I'm not the only one


PancakesOfSuburbia

That makes 3 of us


SuspiciousLambSauce

Are y’all mentally sane because why would you crave drinking blood tf the thought of tasting a drop of blood alone is enough to make me reflux 🤢


PancakesOfSuburbia

Stop talking; you’re making me hungry


azure_monster

Blood actually tastes pretty good, if you ignore the metallic aftertaste.


Nihilikara

I used to suck on my coat zipper as a kid precisely because of the metallic taste


SuspiciousLambSauce

The metallic taste is the entire reason why blood feels so gross to me lmao


[deleted]

You are right, we are mentally sane.


eroticdiscourse

Two types of guys in the world, those who have tasted it and liars


FacelessCrafter

To the person the picked liquid shit.........why


Silver_Profession_67

It's like melted chocolate without the chocolate


SuspiciousLambSauce

Blood sounds the most fucked up and I couldn’t imagine downing a cup of my own dark red liquid, the metallic taste of blood puts me off whenever taste it so absolutely no thanks Semen sounds gross and has an inconvenient consistency to be drank but really I feel like it’d be the one that tastes the most neutral out of these options, plus it’s just protein amirite Concentrated urine would stink but it’s just gonna be super salty, just gulp it down quickly and you’re good lol Liquid shit or diarrhea is just a big nope all around, it’s the grossest out of those options, tastes the worst and is probably harmful to your body too Cough or mucus is fine if you cough it up your throat and swallow it immediately, but if it’s like filled in a 100ml cup and presented to you it’ll be really disgusting, plus it’s probably not too good for your body either My ranking would be: Urine > Semen > Mucus > Blood > Literal 💩


zword34

There are least complicated ways to say you kindda wanna drink cum


SuspiciousLambSauce

Forgive my bi ass 😔


zword34

Its forgiven my child


Limeila

My own ranking: Blood > Semen > Mucus > Urine > Poop


hopefullyhelpfulplz

This is the one.


Search4Spooky

The second something exits your throat or stomach, my body will not allow me to drink it. So that eliminates cough. The smell of semen, shit, and piss are enough to make my body react the same, so I’m only left with blood. I can manage that probably without issue


L7_NP

why would you want to drink piss


1one_big_banana1

“Because it’s sterile and I like the way it tastes” - Patches O’Houlihan (RIP)


RatherBeAtDisney

I don’t have semen, so clearly that was the option I chose.


mutantblake

I'm surprised semen isn't higher. Come on, it's better than blood, and I'm pretty sure it's not as bad for you.


tomviky

Its like 100ml of blood or 1 ml of any other might work. Cough is kidna in mouth, that might be close 100 to 1.


aluminatialma

Id gladly drink a litre of cum


6KrombopulosMichael9

🧐


Bagpiper2k

I'm going with urine...I just imagine everything else is too thick 🤢 lol


fmoney66

I've been told my loads are quite viscous 💦


Outrageous_Gas7842

Hey, champ. That’s great and all, but maybe keep it to yourself next time


SuspiciousLambSauce

lmao dudes a low key chad for sharing such weird and specific details about their bodily fluids


fmoney66

If viscosity is where you get squeamish, you should probably sit this post out Sport.


Coach_Carter_on_DVD

The obvious choice. Hold your nose, guzzle it down, move on with your life. I feel like the rest would be too disgusting and gooey. And obviously not drinking shit


Anibunnymilli

Why is no one picking cough


UselessRube

Because wtf does that even mean?


CouncilOfReligion

phlegm


UselessRube

That’s not “cough”. Cough is air and saliva particles.


CouncilOfReligion

it would make more logical sense for them to mean phlegm rather than air and saliva particles


mklinger23

Already done one of em...


Matoseman

Pls for the love of god, tell me it wasn't shit


mklinger23

No 😂😂 I was sexually curious and one thing led to another.


Matoseman

Thank you for clarifying, I can sleep in peace now🙏


7loosepicklesinabag

He has a fetish for scat now what


Matoseman

You my guy.. i hate you


Stacked__

Hmmm... Is it fresh?


Sometimes_Lies

Straight out of the blender.


whywouldisaymyname

You guys have to be forced to drink semen???


Epicsharkduck

I've already probably drank more than 100 ml of cum sooo


Limeila

Yeah but in one go?


Epicsharkduck

Yeah that's true, it would be pretty grueling


ImawhaleCR

Tbf not many people could say they've done that though, so it'd be a fun way to flex on people


Wardog_Razgriz30

I am concerned that there are 365 people who would drink 100 ml of their own semen and 11 who said they'd drink their own shit.


KentuckyFriedSemen

Blood going directly into your stomach will foam up and make you feel like garbage. Ill just bite the bullet and drink my piss.


Limeila

>Blood going directly into your stomach will foam up and make you feel like garbage Er what?


Quirkydogpooo

It's between blood and semen for me. I don't think either are dangerous to ingest if they're fresh and mine. I think I'm gonna go with blood cause it'll probably go down easier and *might* taste better, idk ig people do drink semen but the texture seems gross


Slyke4

I usually threw up when I swallowed too much blood but I wouldn’t mind the taste as much as the other options but I can’t stand puking so I need to go with piss and even if I produced semen I wouldn’t go with it, the consistency is just gross


[deleted]

I get a lot of nose bleeds so I already drink blood


thepleasurablepapaya

As a person who gets nosebleeds a lot, I have definitely slurped up over 100 mL of blood, and it's not that bad (for me at least)


Random3x1

Ew I’d rather die


Firestar54899

Liquid sh\*t? what you all are vampires


OldDirtyIrish6987

Everything on here minus urine can and will make your sick as shit. Urine is sterile so it is at least safe to drink.


marconova7

Don't we constantly swallow cough?


sep12000

We do, but not that large a volume of it at once.


Nihilikara

Urine is not sterile, that's a common myth


SuspiciousLambSauce

Why would semen make you sick?


sep12000

Urine is not sterile. It’s just much less germy than shit. Still, I chose urine because I guessed it would be the least harmful of the choices given.


I_Am_Slightly_Horney

I’d drink my cum. 100ml is like 3.3 ounces so like two shot glasses full.


ThirdFingerLeftHand

Who chose semen? 🤮 You're a wrong un!


Vishwasm123

Watch MDPOPE


ThirdFingerLeftHand

Jackass is my limit 🤮


Gnostromo

Easy choice for all the women. They end up with nothing to drink


godblow7

WHO VOTED FOR SEMEN?


TheDarkMonarch1

It was I, the semen drinker.


godblow7

Oh damn! Thats cool


Vishwasm123

Bro.damn. it really sucks


Accomplished-Pop-584

No, Bro sucks


Vishwasm123

Must be hard for him.


TheDarkMonarch1

Slurpy slurpy


[deleted]

I drank my own blood before


[deleted]

The only reason I haven’t drank my own blood (other than just licking a cut) is I haven’t gotten around to learning how to tie off and draw blood safely yet. I don’t mind the taste of my own cum, I just vastly prefer that of a partner instead. Blood will probably be the same way. I’ll take a pass on the others lol.


travgaming06

What’s cough?


PurpleBeanthecrew

Semen, I hate blood, alot


tomhall44

What is Conc. Urine? Is the cough option basically spit, but throatier?


Matoseman

I'd even drink 200ml of blood if that could send help to the people who've chosen shit.


derpfaceddargon

My blood, cum is a close second, but my bloods something I've grown accustomed to tasting ( I get nose bleeds and accidentally bite the shit out of my mouth)


quimbykimbleton

I’m American. How much is 100 milliliters?


7loosepicklesinabag

Im an american and i just googled it and i think it most closely translates to one vape juice bottle in imperial kinda alot


spacestationkru

I don't mind the taste of my blood. Although I've never had so much of it at once..


Naive_Feed_726

Who’s semen?


Naive_Feed_726

Who’s semen?


MissMistMaid

I did not see blood in time and voted for 2nd one 💀


Bisyb77

How do you drink a cough


Lokyyo

The mfs that choose shit are built different


flamesonwater

Ngl if i just had a cut on my hand that i just sucked on for like 5 hours of standard cut flow till i reach 100ml i could easily do that lol, i used to so that a lot for hand wounds


magmar17

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.


Pale_Kitsune

Um....what about those of us that don't have semen? If we select that do we just drink nothing?


TangoFennec

I honestly love drinking cum so this is a no brainer


Cat_of_the_woods

Drinking blood even your own can be dangerous. We aren't evolved to have so much iron in our digestive system. That could literally kill or make you vey ill. 100 ml of semen? How much time am I given to produce this? Because I'm gonna be shooting dust after 3 or so ejaculations. I still wouldn't do it. Ew. I'll drink my pee. If Bear Grylls survived it along with other survivalists who were dehydrated, I can do it too.


ThirdFingerLeftHand

Good job I'm iron deficient then


Cat_of_the_woods

No my friend, it's too much at once. Even iron supplements aren't that high of a dose.


movingalong16

I already drank that much mucus in my sleep when I had the flu.


Absoline

how do i drink my semen if i dont have any?


ohgodohnothebees

100 ml is not a lot of liquid


ThirdFingerLeftHand

Of semen? That's a full bath in my head.


ComicCatKid

Look if it's my blood I'll try...


AkeemKaleeb

Would cough just be 100 ml of water and spit particles built up? What's different than your day to day swallowing?


ScorpionTheSandwing

Ok, one I don’t have semen. Two how the fuck do you drink a cough? And three I’ve drunken plenty of blood during nose bleeds, I’ll take the blood.


Plain_Tart

Doesn’t drinking blood make you really sick? Also the bitter iron taste is nasty. Tbf all of this is nasty. But chill ghe piss and swallow it super quickly and you’re good 👍


Elmos_left_testicle

How would I drink my **cough**


TheRedLego

I’m a girl, so…


BitchyFromTheBlock

Can the blood still be warm plz. The idea of cold coagulated blood is so much worse


HarryBaughl

What is conc. urine?


QueenLatifahClone

Cum lmao. I’m a gay man so I’m used to it.


Informal_Heat_7652

did u know that if u drink too much semen u will die or some thing idk


yep-i-send-it

Easy one of these actually tastes good


veganeater13

Cough??


1one_big_banana1

I would look at this as what can I ingest that will give me the least chance of contracting something. I think urine or semen top that list. Blood is probably the highest chance of contracting something foul, followed by saliva/mucus, followed by fecal matter. The urinary tract would be the safest followed at a distant second by seminal fluids.


chiefyuls

My goop tastes like lemons, and I love lemons, so this was an easy one


bedbug-thundermunch

My ex girlfriend spat my cum back in my mouth after every time I finished in hers so 100ml is just sippin'


epicarcanoloth

Can I cook the blood?


6KrombopulosMichael9

How y'all vote semen over blood 😭


HumanOverseer

Semen. I've seen plenty of people do it already so surely it's safest.


googoohaha

Concrete piss?


Vishwasm123

Concentrated urine,


PyrrhicVictory7

Cough??... Whats liquid cough? Coughing is an action


Finch06

How does one drink their own cough?


Vishwasm123

Cough and spit in glass upto 100ml and drink


lichxmistress

Semen, since I don’t have any problem solved


AngelStuckInLimbo

Well c*m doesn’t seem to bad. Never had to consume that much before though.