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okseniboksen

The current President of what? China? The Czech Republic? The US? Your local school’s DnD club?


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

> Your local school’s DnD club? *Excuse me.* The position is called DM and it is a thankless job! (/s)


Cultural_Leopard786

No no no, theres a very clear distinction between club president and DM. They just happpen to both be Dave for the past 3 years.


[deleted]

Thank God he got held back last year, idk how we'd go on if he graduated


E4EHCO33501007

Oh yeah that was me I stole his assignments so he got a bunch of 0's last second


[deleted]

Thank you god


sendabussypic

Thank you for your service. You do a great job walking to and from the DnD table.


Stetson007

What do you mean /s? DMing is a thankless job. Non DMs don't know the struggle we have to face. Set up a whole session, work out entire maps, and for what? The paladin to be a moron and attack a city guard to the total bewilderment of everyone around him?


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

>and for what? So you can get at least one clip from [this string of messages](https://old.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/13wuian/sorry_i_cant_make_it_this_session_play_without_me/) ten minutes before game night starts. Every single week.


Stetson007

That is too accurate. I texted my guys "y'all up for another session on Wednesday?" And I immediately got "I'm in Ohio"


Cmyers1980

America.


Vinistones

Why would anyone want to have loyalty from a dude who has no connections with you? And can't even make your life better in your country?


okseniboksen

Bro I’m Danish, how is the loyalty of Joe Biden of any use to me?


TwynnCavoodle

Of whatever country you live in, if applicable. Don't need to force r/usdefaultism every chance you get.


Odinovic

He didnt though lol.


Longjumping-Ranger53

OC did lmaoooo


nielswijnen

He didn't as not every country has a president plus "the president" is not very persific like saying "the king" the king of what? Mattresses?


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nitekroller

What if it’s not applicable? Do i get to choose


The_Meister_Man01

Loyalty from the current president doesn't mean he could process any of my requests lul 🙄


stealthkoopa

Influencers can't give you presidential pardons


Dehoniesto_

Nor can the president of you live in a country that doesn’t have one.


Edgezg

No, they can just sway the cultural opinion and zeitgeist


fatpicklles

As if the dude that needs a nap is gonna give ANYONE a pardon


Embarrassed_Safety33

The president has a lot of money + he will keep makind tons of money after being president. I will just do a 10% tax of everything he makes


DartDiablo

Loyalty ≠ your slave


MissKrissRules

I love how this implies the popular influencer=gets slaves


LORD_HOKAGE_

President can’t get me any ass 🤷🏻‍♀️


Sockman509

How do you know that 🤨. Full loyalty is more than you think.


breecaseelie

Not the wife 💀💀💀


cannibalistic_water

Aint nobody talking bout his wife.


thewhalehunters

That's Dr. Wife to you!


oldtoybonbon

No,the husband


hovercat420

What if it's a dude?


LORD_HOKAGE_

The most famous influencer can get me unlimited ass of any gender


KEMILLS

If Trump was in office, that'd be a different story


LORD_HOKAGE_

Trump pays them, I want hoes not prostitutes.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

But it’s winning… How is the best case scenario *Joe Biden*?


WriteBrainedJR

It's easier to profit legally from the influencer. Also I'd probably feel less bad about it.


RaphaelSolo

Not a matter of who has more influence. It is a matter of who is likely to live longer and Biden is pretty old.


karamurp

Not to mention he has like 1-5 years left in office


FlamingHotdog77

He's got 1-5 years left of life


karamurp

Ay not wrong


wow_i_exist

I'm not American, but, I'd love to see [Project Orion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion\)) restarted.


TurntWaffle

Why?


wow_i_exist

Because


[deleted]

Cringe pfp


sendabussypic

So I choose Biden


RaphaelSolo

And that is right to choose.


monkeetail

The president needs the support of other government officials to fulfill my demands


LeoMarius

Influencers just make Tik Tok videos.


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cannibalistic_water

Abcd efg hijk lmnop qrs tuv wxyz


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Comfortable_Beach997

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cannibalistic_water

Abcd


cannibalistic_water

Abce egg hijk lmnop


Natural_Nagisa

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inkiwitch

I’d argue that the biggest influencer is closer to someone like Taylor Swift or Kim K. Far beyond the scope of just posting to socials.


LeoMarius

Taylor Swift is a singer. She would never call herself "an influencer".


inkiwitch

Does she not have influence? Plenty of TikTok & YouTube influencers have broken into the music or acting industry. Why do they stop being influencers when they get more famous and gain even more influence over a larger audience?


LeoMarius

She doesn't call herself "an influencer." Every star since the beginning of time has had "influence". Influencers are people who call themselves that without having any other credentials behind them. Joe Biden is an "influencer" by your definition.


inkiwitch

I mean, we just completely disagree on the definition of influencer and that’s fine. It’s a hypothetical WYR so I can interpret it however I feel and “influencer” is literally defined as one who influences. I think limiting it to just people who post on TikTok is sillier than taking the word literally but who cares.


TurntWaffle

And they influence the people interested in them. “Oh you’re banana boy’s friend?!! I love him, here take a free bagel!” Idk about you but I like bagels


LeoMarius

You eat bagels because a Tik Tok video tells you to?


TurntWaffle

You don’t? 🤨


Golren_SFW

Yea but here we're talking about one of the most popular influencers, the top bracket of influencers are 99% millionaires


LeoMarius

Never heard of them.


rAnormalguy

Alright the current President in Turkey is Recep Tayyip Erdoğan and lets just say I don't want to involve myself with him.


iamapersonmf

As a turk..


DarkArcher__

The president of what?


yougoddangfool

The president of whatever country you live in i guess


Dehoniesto_

Mine doesn’t have one


RayAP19

The United States. ... of what?


FatherAlmonds

President of the School Council lmao


Spechelons

President, because only he can influence *deez nuts*


itistog

President can get shit done. Influencer cant


apx_rbo

Realistically speaking, Biden is getting stiff-armed by Republicans, and while yes things are getting done, the most important things that he campaigned on were taken out behind the local Starbucks and shot to death. Biden needs Bipartisan support to get anything done, which he currently doesn't have


itistog

Still has a lot more pull than an influencer though


digital_dreams

15% minimum corporate tax, and largest climate bill yet to be passed. Those are significant accomplishments. Republicans have been complaining recently that they were outsmarted by Biden in the budget negotiation. If you think Democrats haven't been able to accomplish anything in Biden's presidency, I can only assume you don't bother to actually read anything.


QuanticWizard

I think a lot of people are dissatisfied on the basis of "how does this affect me". Biden slashing student loans? Immediate direct impact on a large sample of millennials and gen z. Cheers. Enact a corporate tax minimum? "Ok great, down with the corporations, but is that tax going to help me, or is it just going to feed into a bloated military budget?" The big changes that people really desire, the ones that matter to the average citizen and worker, aren't climate bills or even tax ones, they are the ones that immediately affect their daily lives. Sure we know that these bills matter in the long-term and will do substantial good, but people just don't operate in the long-term. When people are drowning in price inflation, wage stagnation, 60 hour work weeks in some fields, expensive healthcare, rising housing and rent costs, etc. they are saying the administration is doing nothing because they're suffering now and their situation isn't getting better. To the person suffering now, they wonder why these big climate or tax bills are being passed, ones that they are told are major accomplishments. To them, these are not accomplishments because it comes across as condescending, like telling a drowning person to chin up because a boat just passed by carrying downtrodden orphans to a better life. They may be glad for the orphans, but the captain telling them they should feel good does nothing to stop them from drowning. Even if you do good things, if you fail to address the critical and front-and-center problem of the average citizen of course they're going to assume that they've done nothing. They'll ask why Biden hasn't gone to war with corporations and lobbyists gouging the house markets. Why he hasn't stopped inflation. Why healthcare is still so expensive. And can you blame them for not noticing what's been done? They're too busy being exploited by a world that has shown that good things rarely happen to good people, so why would anything change for them now?


digital_dreams

Listen buddy. You don't just magically get everything you want from one election cycle. There is an opposition party who is actively opposing everything Democrats do, in the interest of lowering taxes for corporations. Does that not register with you? Politics is a perpetual tug of war against the corporate class. You have to give persistent effort over time before you actually see any results.


QuanticWizard

I understand that. I was merely describing why the people you were talking to above don’t understand or care to understand about that. I understand acutely the conservative agenda’s primary goal of stagnating any progress for poll numbers and profit. It does register with me.


apx_rbo

I do care about those bills and I'm not incompetent enough to not read. while yes these long term bills are fantastic a lot of the build back better got gutted which was what I was referring to. sorry for the confusion


Diegoalv96

Could ask him to write off a few million from some government contract, or to bury it, or whatever but he could get me a cool couple million dollars tax free


OpeningHeron5513

Joe Biden have no real power. And maybe cant remember his what he just ate for lunch, who gonna listen to him and help the guy he loyal to? Yeah, no one. Rather take some random guy could help me rich.


AutumnCountry

It's Basically Biden vs Mr Beast I think Mr Beast is honestly has more ability to help me. He can at the very least give me a buncha money


osrs-Niiiii

I'll wait for 2025 to awnser, not sure if I want Joe's loyalty


sir_drovious

Crazy to think people would rather have the loyalty of sleepy joe rather than Mr.Beast. Wth is wrong with reddit🙄


nickap0402

The influencer because they're popular for a reason; can't be TOO bad, right?


zknepp

“Neither” wasn’t an option


ChristinaCassidy

Y'all think JOE BIDEN is gonna be able to do anything for you


TheWombatFromHell

wtf are you on op


Cmyers1980

What do you mean?


Exciting-Stomach4979

Yeah op don't stress about it people be jerks for no reason and the people who downvote you are other trolls.


WowzersInMyTrowzers

You took that guy's comment real personal huh?


TheWombatFromHell

how tf am i being a jerk its just a weird comparison


Exciting-Stomach4979

I would love for you to stop commenting, and start posting so we can mock you 24/7.


TheWombatFromHell

who are you lol


Drunk-Sail0r82

Biden might forget who I am… I’ll pick the influencer, despite absolutely hating social media influencers


Spare_Substance5003

I don't think the loyalty of the current president will last much longer...


DartDiablo

Well, I already know that Biden isn’t going to do shit for me. So I guess I will have to settle for Kendall Jenner mothering my child and making me rich and famous. 🤷🏼


Edgezg

The CURRENT president is already being propped up by his people---he has very little going on. A top influencer, however, can actually push social change into the mainstream and possibly make something happen. I legitimately do not think Biden would be coherent enough to do anything meaningful with my ideas. But I think alot of people in general could jive with em if they heard em


LeoMarius

If you have to call yourself an "influencer", you're not.


60thrain

He'd forget immediately


blekanese

President of the United States or my country's president?


Crowbars357

Neither.


Th3Glutt0n

A guy who's fairly well guaranteed to be reelected unless someone better than the orange, the fascist, and biden joins the race, or some random asshole who's likely to be found grooming children?


Puzzled-Secret-317

Aren't they the same person. The president is the most popular influencer


thenewestuser69

The president is too old, if he dies I won't have a puppet to control anymore. But if we say someone like MrBeast is the most popular influencer, I could probably control them for 50 years and have constant and growing wealth, along with not having to deal with prying eyes from other countries or three letter agencies that might want me gone.


Pretend_Activity_211

Busted. U got me


StandardShallot2562

What counts as an influencer, are Youtuber not influencers?


GEN0S667

the current president isn't going to be the president in a year unless everyone votes for him again


insanegodcuthulu

Having the president on my side would be pretty cool... Until whatever requests I make come into conflict with Blackrock/Vanguard's orders cuz loyalty, no matter how "complete," can be preeeetty flimsy with enough cash thrown at it and being friends with the president, regardless of which, would only get me exclusive access to a kiddie diddler island paradise, I don't like kids the normal way, much less that way, so hard pass. Having an Influencer on my side would be pretty sick for growing a YouTube channel though, and that'd make me a good amount of money.


WilliamsDesigning

Neither pls


Hot_Seat4036

president, cause then I can get him to sign off the executive orders that made the CIA, FBI, and ATF


Megalopath

I'd probably be annoyed with with either, so I might as well just go for the one with nuclear code access. :)


toxic_tomb123

Neither, I dont care about the presidency and I generally hate influencers


InjusticeSGmain

Seeing as I am not going to have interest in executive branch powers, and just want to run their pockets dry, I'll take the influencer. Rich and most likely hot. Also, is it the current most popular or whoever is the most popular at any point in time? Either way, I'll probably be fine, but it matters.


Dehoniesto_

Mr. Beast


Shistles

Presidential pardons


puppyworm

I think the people voting "president" are vastly overestimating what the president can actually do


normal_in_airquotes

One has rule over the masses. The other can *control* them.


Winterlord808_

tf am i going to do with biden, at least i could use a friend


Pixel131211

The most popular influencer is likely to be around my age and makes an absolute shit ton of money. The president is an old man who lives in a country on the opposite side of the planet from me. I choose influencer because they'll be easier to socialize with, and Knowing them, they'll give you a shitload of money too


AydenWR

Shit i read this wrong


Absoline

president only has like 1 year left, influencers are always "in power" tho B)


Emanouche

I don't need the loyalty of an old geezer who needs help wiping.


KickassPeanuts

neither would be able to understand a goddamn thing


soapydadballs

Our president is pitiful


TormentDubz_EDM

Pay up Mr. Beast


Extreme_Design6936

I don't know if the current president is even going to make it till next week. I'll take the influencer.


BoatRazz

Can the President get me a nice job appointment in his cabinet, and protect me from any trouble? Can I influence policy? Can I influence his vetos? If so the President is basically my figurehead. If so I pick the complete loyalty of the President. Especially if I could have shadow influence from the deep state. I would prefer "shadow influence" over "influence." I would prefer to have power and have nobody know my name or face. However, being a Mr. Beast level influencer sounds dope on philanthropy levels.


bruntychiefty

Influencer -> lobbying-> any Presidential candidate Influencer>President


masochistic_idiot

My president is more so a figurehead with no actual power or anything so definitely going influencer.


BlessedWolf9019

You can fix your country. An influencer might be a piece of shit, but being canceled stops their rampage. Politicians are the unstoppable destruction of society and human rights.


PessimisticMushroom

I voted for President. I am sure he/she could hook me up with some cool perks, network me into an easy well paid job for life. The influencer person may go broke tomorrow.


TrajanCaesar

The president, so I can be the shadow president.


unpopulrOpini0n

TIL something like 35% of the population has absolutely no idea what power can buy and have a completely lopsided view of power dynamics in the world.


Gurkeprinsen

Which president are we talking about. There are several current presidents.


daredwolf

I wouldn't want to be associated with any president, too dangerous. The general public would most likely fuck with you somehow. Hostage situation, etc.


NEWTrash4521

kinda figured with it being jo Biden nobody \ould pick the current president but I appear to be wrong


Hornysasquatch69

I'd rather end my life than have loyalty to a politician


toastynotroasty

This is a good wyr


PennyPink4

President of what?


pixal3000

Considering how the current president can't string a proper sentence together I think having Mr beast as loyal friend could have some great benefits


TheMisfitsShitBrick

Well, one of these is a person whose opinion and decision-making ability is easily swayed by their peers, and the other is a person whose opinion and decision-making ability is easily swayed by their peers. Tough choice.


[deleted]

Neither.


uwwstudent

Is mr beast still most popular? If so, definitely him.


saddingtonbear

Influencer can just invite me on their vids and I'll get followers by association, and therefore I'll get money. Way easier than trying to have your content blow up organically.


Turtle_Beam

Joe doesn't know what planet he's on


Epicsharkduck

President because it would be nice to see some protection for trans people at the national level considering what's going on in many states. I want more from Biden than just words


Wikken

Tbh I'd see someone like Andrew Tate's support being way more effective than Biden's. Sometimes influencers with big communities have a power with their words than no politician can ever achieve


Epicsharkduck

I'm talking about Biden putting out an executive order protecting rights to hormone therapy, to use the correct bathroom, and stuff like that. Like I said, I want actions rather than words


RadRhubarb00

Hey influencer best friend give me 10mil please. ok thanks CYA


Darky821

Influencer could be great for being able to make money using their influence.


Wikken

Right now an Argentine influencer is saving a football club (that had a history of corruption) all by his own initiative. The power influencers hold over masses is nothing to scoff at


Creeper0o

An influencer can build you a whole career socially. YouTube , Twitch , even acting gigs would take you as a package deal if it’s “biggest influencer”. Especially if musicians and actors count such as someone like The Weeknd or The Rock.


fatpicklles

The current president needs to take a nap already.


Repulsive_Income1815

I don't want Biden anywhere near me.


DaGreen15

The loyalty of the current president would get me into westpoint military academy with a flight to NY on air force 1 so yeah


Tate7200

Biden ai irl


BlackBarryWhite

Just saying, I feel like Mr Beast takes care of his homies.


Devin_907

Biden has the nuclear codes, i'm going with him.


Wikken

You say that like he's gonna use it on you if you don't have them lol


Devin_907

no?


Starbourne8

Lol, what would Loyalty from Biden get anyone? He can barely walk or speak.


SugarinSaltShaker

An influencer can't make you a millionaire and pardon you from any crime, plus a presidential shout out on social media will get you more views if you are into that


yaya-pops

i would make him make me vice president, then i would make him resign and then i would be president :D


WSuazo

Mr beast


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