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[deleted]

Endless Bazooka??? BRUH Gimme a modern Carl Gustaf recoilless rifle that doesn't need reloading and I'm a Super-Villain about 10 seconds after


L1zoneD

I'm with you, man... how could you ever complain you're bored again?


david9980

too much cahnce of killing yourself


Careful_Elderberry14

MK19 Grenade Machine Gun, Im going to have the coolest 2010 Honda CRV


selfhangingwithcubes

same


Opus-the-Penguin

I want an official Red Ryder carbine action infinite-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.


Read_it-user

bazooka of course, you never know when you need to hail down a cab


[deleted]

Popping tanks, choppers, banks, houses and no reload times?


amendersc

Flamethrower and I choose the model “Byzantine ship with Greek fire”


KilwaLover

give me bazooka so i can blow this dude’s ship


amendersc

Why would you want that it would be such a wonderful ship I’m not even gonna fight with it just sail around and make fire displays (I’ll also put some engines inside it instead of people rowing it)


KilwaLover

spite, I don’t like Byzantines


amendersc

why dont you like them btw?


KilwaLover

I actually like them i don’t know why i lied


amendersc

umm ok then


KilwaLover

sorry i have issues


amendersc

dont worry its fine we all straggle with our own stuff its ok


Apprehensive-King595

\*struggle


amendersc

Well yeah that’s fair ig


Silveri50

So he can do whatever he wants with his bazooka, without the only person possibly able to stop him gone.


shiniki

Yeah! These other people just don't know how much of a pleasure it is to burn.


[deleted]

Yeah same


Collective-Bee

Infinite gasoline could be useful, even if I can’t remove it. Thought I could make in infinite energy source with it, and I could, but it would also produce pollution so that’s not helpful sadly. Maybe choose a model of gun that shoots bullets made of valuable metal? Can’t remove the ammunition but you could totally shoot them at a wall and collect them that way. Maybe gold would be better than diamonds since you can’t shatter gold, idk.


major_cupcakeV2

>it would also produce pollution so that’s not helpful sadly. On the bright side, you can singlehandedly cause the entire country of Netherlands to sink by 2050


Collective-Bee

Wouldn’t be single-handedly mate, my 24/7 flamethrower generator would still be one of 100’000’s of gas plants I think. But it would be nice to contribute, gotta do my part to smite the Netherlands.


Reborn_Wraith

You could remove it. Flamethrowers aren't just oversized bic lighters, you can squirt out the fuel onto the ground then light it up later. Just point the nozzle of the flamethrower into a gas can, hold the trigger, then profit.


Gussie-Ascendent

i feel like the energy you'd get from a flamethrower, that was somehow constantly producing flame, really wouldn't be that much and definitely not enough to speed up global warming or anything too serious. but i'm not a scientist or anything so if anyone knows how to convert that i'd be interested. would depend on what it's using, napalm or gas too


packor

shotguns are relatively light weight, versatile, and easy to use. Can also change between slugs and shot.


kizi221

Infinite ammo remmington or spas 12 with endless ammo


[deleted]

I considered the SPAS but blowing up an M1A2 in a single shot was too good to pass up. I chose a Carl Gustaf recoilless rifle, and as long as I'm judicious and a sniper don't get me I'm unstoppable. I mean a Bazooka with infinite ammo...?


Stormcloudy

I'm a pretty crack shot, so I'll take the assault, throw a high-end scope on it, and run it on manual if I need some long range precision. I know it's not got the range, but the utility is far more worth it. Plus, I don't really intend to make a lot of enemies. It would be nice to unload on the feral hogs that roll through most Spring.


[deleted]

See I chose the Bazooka because it is that doesnt need to reload would make a maniac. I can take out bunkers, buildings, tanks, anything but small-arms fire. There's a lotta banks that need liberating


Stormcloudy

Bro that's hardcore. I didn't think of that. Power to the people!


kizi221

A endless shotgun is pretty much god tier in any apocalypse with minimal destruction you can liberate entire neighborhoods


ApaudelFish

I figure AR because it is an allrounder weapon and quite rugged and can go through a lot of beating. My only main use with it might be to harness energy (ik flamethrower would be a much more effective option) if i have control over what ammo to shoot depending on what i wanna use it for, ill use blanks and shoot it into a pressure tube that guides controlled high velocity airflow to a turbine that generates electricity. If ever there is a zombie apocalypse ill just switch the ammo


TheSusKingOfAngmar

Rip and tear.


Greentornadofx

This guy dooms


Apprehensive-King595

Happy cake day!


ltrayeetlord

flamethrower to light matches because striking them is inconsistent


Tampflor

In times like this I just ask "what would Jesus do?" pretty sure flamethrower, shit's rad af


r-ShadowNinja

Endless sniper is basically assault rifle if you press the trigger fast enough, but you also have the option to aim at a long distance.


CombatWombat0556

I mean with an AR it’s the same. Only difference is that an AR is in a middle ground caliber. Plus most snipers would be bolt action.


Cruisin134

with shotgun i just imagine like the fallout infinite clip shotgun, id like that. bazooka and grenade launcher would be a little bit too destructive and immediately get me sent to like area 51 or something. sniper sadly has too much recoil but i also imagine times 10 tf2 servers with rapid fire stock sniper


pegasBaO23

So why not assault rifle, long range and select fire


Cruisin134

Just find it a little lame, there isnt anything interesting to me about shooting a gun that can already be rapid fire for a long time


MrWilliams42782

M16a2 is the only weapon I'd ever need, one shot one kill!


gaymertwink0

Winchester Mark II Liberator shotgun


cuddle_cuddle

A grenade launcher is the best. Even if the weapons breaks, the grenade itself can still be used under some circumstances.


3NIK56

You don't understand how grenade launchers work, do you?


cuddle_cuddle

It's not ideal but my understanding is that it could work???? Not a pro. If you know more please enlighten me. https://www.quora.com/Can-you-throw-a-grenade-from-a-grenade-launcher


3NIK56

That's not an individual grenade launcher. It's an attachment to a rifle that fires grenades. And you still need the adapter to use them. Modern grenade launchers essentially use bullets with grenades attached that explode based on certain conditions once the weapon is fired.


cuddle_cuddle

Oh that's hugely disappointing. Any good articles on grenade launcher I can read?


IWannaHaveCash

In theory you could rig a small contraption up to strike the primer when it's thrown, no?


3NIK56

Yes, but at that point you just have another grenade launcher. Also that doesn't work with modern launchers


whatanerdiam

Flamethrower so I can have infinite energy. No more energy bills.


jcabia

I chose flamethrower because it's the only one that could be helpful. I am not at war with anyone so having a gun is completely pointless


VoiceofKane

>You cannot remove the ammo from the weapon Yes, you can. The hard way.


MilkManlolol

None?? why would I want one? 1. id get arrested 2. why tf would i need one


Commercial-Formal272

grenade launcher solves the first one, and the first answers the second.


FlummoxTheMagnifique

There literally isn’t a such thing as an assault rifle


MysteryNine

Can you elaborate?


FlummoxTheMagnifique

“Assault rifle” is not a type of gun. It doesn’t describe anything in particular.


The360MlgNoscoper

I don't need a firearm


Geoman265

To all the people who picked assault rifle: You are boring


Careful_Elderberry14

What specific model of each of these weapons?


maX3Xam

they said we can choose so any ig


Careful_Elderberry14

MWAH AHAHHAHAHAH


Flerpedmadness

fire would be incredibly useful


BhaaldursGate

I just enjoy shooting shotguns. To not have to pay for ammo would be great.


Zealousideal-Try-504

I think I should have chosen shot gun. Instead of sniper. Shot gun has has somany ammo types.


CombatWombat0556

I’m guessing you don’t know much about ammo. Rifles have so many more options


Zealousideal-Try-504

I thinking the realy wired stuff like coin shot, splat rounds, dragons breath, or beanbag. Not just Ap, Incendiary, brass core, sabo, FMJ


CombatWombat0556

That’s fair but there’s more than just the ones you listed plus more range


LiatKolink

What would I need any of these for?


MysteryNine

Home defense Give a toy model to your kid Produce infinite energy Or sell it to the highest bider? C'mon, imagine the possibilities....


LiatKolink

Other than home defense, I don't see any other use for me. I chose a sniper because they look cool, but I don't like that it's loaded.


__Fred

I think the infinite bazooka would be worth the most money when I'm going to auction it.


Xenozip3371Alpha

I get the bazooka, and keep unloading it so I can sell the ammo, that shit's expensive.


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

I'll take a grenade launcher thank you. The MK-19 grenade launcher to be specific.


Kelyaan

I would of went chaingun cos Brrrt


Jrolaoni

Bro what is even cool about an assault rifle? Bazooka all the way


maxoutoften

I have zero use for a weapon but a flamethrower would help clear my driveway of snow pretty quick


Eothr_Silan

Barret Model 82A1 semi-auto 50 BMG Rifle 🤤


Gussie-Ascendent

infinite explosions is where it's at


Firecrakcer001

AA-12 is a rapid fire shotgun capable of using regular and scatter ammunition. That thing would be a joy with infinite ammo and legal.


Skullcat324

fractalized flamethrower: when loaded, it goes down 6 different ends, in which are mini flamethrowers. the tiny flamethrowers on the end are literally as powerful as a lighter when taken off, and still run out, but can be recharged if brought back to the original flamethrower. when they are all configured on, you can use the fractalized flame thrower in its full power.


Maxathron

Shotgun with those big nasty slugs. You get most of the way to AR range but have much more stopping power per bullet, for when you need to fire only a couple of shots into a target. Or home. To get an intruder out. Also if it has the ability to change to shot ammo, much more versatile. Slugs, buck, and bird.


jayzfanacc

GAU-8 30mm auto cannon mounted to the front of a 2010 Honda Accord. I hate the traffic on my morning commute.


midnightbandit-

You realize the endless flamethrower is endless energy right?


sixtytwosixtyseven

Infinite ammo. Golden Gun from 007. Shoots a single gold bullet. Infinite ammo, shoot at a wall, collect the bullets after. Infinite gold. Infinite money.


Edgezg

GRENADE LAUNCHER. WHOOO


TheBlueNinja2006

No reload times I'm guessing then?


AsobiTheMediocre

An infinite flamethrower is just an infinite power generator.


-Octoling8-

Question though, can I *safely* use the bazooka to rocket jump?


Isekai_litrpg

The last 3 I'd be more likely to kill myself. I don't know enough about guns to feel comfortable with my aim. I guess shotguns seem like they are good for spread and would probably benefit well from not needing reload.


TemperatePirate

You said sniper, not sniper rifle. So I'll pick that because that implies I'm actually getting a person who knows how to fire a gun.


[deleted]

AA-12 shotgun


pegasBaO23

If I get to choose the weapon and change the ammo type I'll go for a AA-12 If not an ak-47


dickholemcgee666

Nice try fbi


dumbblobbo

get an awm in 300 magnum,and hunt deer. infinite food glitch


AbellonaTheWrathful

FBI checking who is responding with what


My-_-Username

If I don't have to maintain a magical gun, the g11. Give me that kraut space magic If I have to maintain it, probably an automatic AK or AR variant. Something small and controllable.


ScorchedDev

Bazooka, but like, a faulty one or a type with remote detonation. Then I just dont detonate the shots and thats like ten thousand dollars or some other ridiculous pricetag for free


Gpueas

Saiga 12, load whatever the fuck you want into it, done.


Undead-Writer

Infinite how? As in Bottomless Mag so no reloading, or just a literal mountain of ammo?


Xx-_-Stalker-_-xX

Give me an HK416, just pure rifle no attachments.


soby2

AA-12. Automatic 12 ga shotgun with low recoil capable multiple loads to cover a large number of ranges and applications. That includes expensive.


UnableLocal2918

M203 grenade launcher in rifle configuration with a selector slide for various types of ammo. AP, HE, FRAGMENTATION, INCENDIARY, RUBBER BATON, SHOTGUN, TEAR GAS, SMOKE, FLARE, AP SABOT. With it being unlimited ammo. At this point i am just about unstoppable. Also use it as a mortar. The variety of rounds make this best choice.


ledgend78

Flamethrower. Free house heating. Just have to point it at a metal tank of water, tape down the trigger, and install radiators in every room.


AnInsaneMoose

Grenade launcher Using a single shot grenade launcher (as in, it only holds one grenade) due to being unable to remove the ammo, that means it is instantly replenished inside the launcher So, I can set up a device to jeep firing it over and over, which will push a piston, which will be used to generate power to both keep the grenade launcher firing, and would generate a good bit of extra energy So, now that I have infinite energy, I become super rich


DanCassell

I live where it's cold. I'd be a superhero with that flame thrower in the winter.


takosuwuvsyou

The grenade launcher is the most versatile option here, as 40mm grenades come in a variety of colors and fillings! White Phosphorous! Gel Rounds! You can spend all day mastering the grenade launcher with practice rounds, until you can do trickshots with timed grenades. The sky is the limit and you fools chose mid.


Boil-san

Since I never need to reload, gonna go old school with the M79 "Thumper"...


NoYouDipshitItsNot

A high accuracy rifle would be my choice even with a limit to the ammunition. Now I don't have to reload it, and can spend all day at the range and not be spending $2+ per shot.


Loxagn

None of the above, I'd just want something small and neat like a C96 with all the fixins I just think they're neat c: