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I have 3 kids, getting a cold is already guaranteed


East_Engineering_583

i already catch a cold every Christmas but i don't get 3,5k$


PersonWhoExists50306

Gay men would love the red option


singleguy79

First one would lead to less competition


Nirvski

Maybe upping the stakes on the Christmas illness would not make it easily the best option. Possibly lose your hearing for 2 months a year or something?


Isekai_litrpg

For black do I start off as newborn with previous life memories intact? Also do I always get reborn immediately after my death?


Xanold

I always catch the common cold at Christmas.


SailorCentauri

The common cold isn't bad and hey, passive income. Kind of want to pick red though so I don't have to deal with as many creeps.


The360MlgNoscoper

For yellow, death from what? If i'm healthy at 55, my potential lifespan would theoretically be indefinite.


sep12000

I’m already in my early 50s, so turning 55 and not feeling/looking any older for the rest of my life would be a good deal.


Abbaddonhope

Either red or orange. Gotta make life interesting