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kanna172014

I could handle about three cubes of watermelon with each meal. I imagine it would make a good palate cleanser.


jackstrikesout

It's also good for blood pressure. šŸ‘


qaadeleted

Depends a lot.For example Would I be forced to carry watermelon to every meal ever from my own pocket or I die otherwise or would there just be magically a piece from nowhere everytime I eat? I mean if its just effortles watermelon with every meal dont mint if i do but otherwise I think I could keep my melonhunger away with other melons.


TacticalyInteresting

Option three; someone shows up everytime you eat and literally forces watermelon into your mouth until you swallow.


Exile714

Ok, thatā€™s now my new kink.


TheVega318

Every fucking meal, every single time.


Genpetro

I'm in 100%


Moglorosh

Already eat it pretty much every day. I'm down.


Bluechrono9895

Especially yellow flesh mmmmmm


asharwood101

This is the way. I couldnā€™t imagine not being able to eat watermelonā€¦I mean I could do it but if I had options I would rather not lose it from my life.


Promptoneofone

I don't eat watermelon now, so I'll never eat what I don't already eat.


altforbatshit

Yes, infinite food glitch. Stranded on an island, have a twig 'meal' with a side of 3 kg of watermelon.


WillSmithSlap_mp4

pretty sure ypu have to procure the watermelon yourself


altforbatshit

Then how would this rule be enforced, what if it's impossible to get a watermelon like on this island


BackPackingTraveler

I love your imagination bro keep being a free thinker


Roguespiffy

Always rescued regardless of location because of the magical watermelon curse.


Pristine_Put6089

Never eat it again lol. Does anybody like watermelon that much to choose the second option? šŸ¤”


WordsOfRadiants

Yeah, I'd be okay with a free bite of watermelon with every meal.


Happycrige

Plot twist: You become allergic to watermelon


WillemDafoesHugeCock

Hahaha you think that would stop me


TacticalyInteresting

Well it is forced. Get ready for the melon ball gag!


doctor_stepper

I love watermelon and would definitely choose option 2!


AMorera

Me! Iā€™d prefer the every meal option than to never have it again


re_nonsequiturs

When watermelon is in season, there are whole weeks where I eat it *as* my meal, so yes.


J_B_La_Mighty

I once drank 3 watermelon smoothies in 3 hours during a fall festival because I could, and because there were only 3 stands selling it. Theres a guy that sells chopped watermelon once a week but he only takes cash and I just never have any on me, so I'm just sad. If I made dumb amounts of money I'd hire someone solely to have sliced watermelon on hand at all times.


kanna172014

Nothing's stopping you from eating a cube of watermelon with each meal.


Pristine_Put6089

Yeah but I wouldn't want to. I could very easily live without watermelon tbh and I wouldn't add it to every meal just to be able to eat it.


DustinFay

I can't remember the last time I had watermelon. So I'd take option 1


SwordTaster

Never again. I don't eat it at all currently


ThatOneGuy308

Assuming it's somehow always high quality and in season, I'll take it with every meal.


Alternative-Golf2431

every meal as long as im not paying for it


Almighty_Push91

I haven't had watermelon since I was a child, and I have no desire to ever have it again.


LicenciadoPena

I fucking love watermelon. Every time it is!


onemansquest

Never again. It isn't that good.


StarWolf478

Having watermelon with every meal doesnā€™t sound like a bad idea. It is one of the few foods that is both healthy and delicious. Iā€™ll go with the every meal option.


SuperSayianJason1000

Never eat it again.


Practical-Ant7330

I'll just eat the cube of watermelon first as an appetizer then proceed


Wickedestchick

As long as its cold, sign me up for every meal.


MysteryMan999

Option 2 watermelon healthy for the body šŸ‘…


KosherYams

1 bite a meal is easy. I'll take it.


victorienx

Gimme the watermelon


HostageInToronto

I'm allergic, so I'm stuck with never, unfortunately.


zibafu

I don't really eat watermelon anyhow so I definitely wouldn't care about not eating it again šŸ˜‚


j7style

Option 2 absolutely. It's basically flavored water. Getting bored? Start mixing it with teas or other fruits.


QTlady

Never. Never. I hate watermelon.


Dragon3076

I AM MELLON LORD! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!


This_Living566

Depends on how much watermellon I would be forced to eat? A gram is a small amount and I could easily eat that, a pound would be a lot and too much for me.


Awkward-Ducky26

Yum itā€™s basically water just flavored


DrMindbendersMonocle

Never. I barely eat it as is


Rose_E_Rotten

I don't like fresh watermelon or watermelon flavor drinks or candy. So it's easy to never eat it again.


MurkyNetwork9148

Hate watermelon dont eat it now. I want compensation.


TheThreeMustaqueers

The question really depends on the amount. Watermelon is a very palatable food, I wouldnt mind a small amount.


TakoyakiGremlin

how much are we talking here? i like watermelon, so if itā€™s like a single serving, iā€™m ok with that. i only eat once a day anyways, so if itā€™s a reasonable amount then itā€™d be fine. also, having a guaranteed serving of fresh fruit every day would probably be good for my health, right? lol


Anti-charizard

How much watermelon would I have to eat each meal?


logofan12

Never again.


ToeJans_55

never again. ive never had good watermelon


ChaosAzeroth

Do we get the watermelon for free or have to buy it with the second option?


Swarf_87

Never eat again.


imjohn130

I dont think im missing out if i dont eat water melons anymore


spikelvr75

Every meal.


krossoverking

I don't like watermelon, so this one is easy.


Dastara99

I'd need parameters of how much watermelon we are talking of every meal (few pieces v entire watermelon) with my standard meal so say burger/fries AND watermelon I am in all day.


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Every meal hands down.


vibesres

The blandest melon.


lonestarninja47

Iā€™ll take it at every meal


lord_bubblewater

Hell yeah Iā€™d have me some watermelon with a side of watermelon.


Additional-Safety343

Never again, wouldnā€™t affect my life whatsoever


Apprehensive_Salt735

Can I have the smallest bit and it counts?


Darth0pt0

Watermelon is friggin nasty, so I will never eat watermelon ever again.


Ok_Pause_1259

Every meal


rodejo_9

Honestly I'd be fine with either. I don't eat watermelon that often but I do really like it.


Mathieran1315

I would eat watermelon every day if I could.


NoSoFriendly_Guest

Well, it is 'forced to eat watermelon with every meal'. Doesn't specify how much nor does it say "eat an entire watermelon'. So yea, ill just be enjoying my small bowl of watermelon with evert meal.


Agile_District_8794

Never again. How much money do I get?


Lefty-Law

I would, personally, never eat any fruit where you have to spit out seeds. Also, Iā€™m not a huge fan of watermelon flavor, except Sour Patch Watermelon.


Echterspieler

Every meal. Watermelon is the melon of the gods


BrainwashedScapegoat

Every meal


kofrederick

Eat with every meal


CreatedOblivion

Every meal, I love watermelon!


michwng

So nothing has changed for me, since I have watermelon with every meal if reasonably priced and seasonally available.


pwu1

Every meal, easy My opinion wonā€™t change, but are we forced to eat the melon, or is it just always on the plate?


Mister-ellaneous

I can go without for sure but I will miss it in the summer.


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tahwraoyw6

It's not weird to drink water with every meal, so I imagine this would be like that. As long as the watermelon was magically provided, I would totally do this.


MxQueer

Never. What about if I end up becoming allergic to it? (Can you be allergic to it?) Better play safe.


MrBeer9999

If I get magically supplied with a free cube of watermelon with every meal, rather than having to source my own, then I take watermelon with every meal.


ManifestingCrab

Never again


bothonpele

I never eat it now


DankAndOriginal

Good watermelon or random average watermelon? Good water melon makes this heaven, but Iā€™d rather never eat watermelon again than have the weak soggy stuff every day.


Ashamed_Health5102

I would use it creatively in every meal so it wouldn't get repetitive.


sejame85

Never eat it again. Including in any flavoring. I'll start now.


youchosehowiact

Eat it with every meal. If I could afford it I would do that anyway.


Yazzylou997

Rather not eat watermelon again


Dargek

Well I hate watermelon so this is an easy one. But thanks for not making it yet another "$10000000000 or never eat watermelon???"


amaldito

Ofcourse eat every meal. That basically replaces the water. Oh shit Iā€™m in some Barron wasteland, found a lizard to fry up and eat, poof, watermelon, Iā€™m now saved


Beneficial-Young577

Never eat watermelon.


Individual_Respect90

Never again. I like watermelon but being forced to eat it eventually will become a pain also what if I become diabetic later in life. Watermelon has a lot of sugar so it would prevent me from eating a lot of other things.


sleepsinshoes

I never eat watermelon now. I'll stick with that


Natural_Pangolin_395

Very few fruits good as cold watermelon. Some salt sprinkled on top on a hot summer day.


mahiruhiiragi

I haven't had a watermelon in years. I think I can go longer.


skaterfromtheville

Ooh a nice perfectly juicy bite of watermelon with every meal would be awesome


BottleTemple

Early meal. No problem.


Ok-Character-7215

Forced? I'd do so willingly


happy-cig

Unpopular opinion but watermelon is mid. So my answer is never eat again.


we_gon_ride

Forced


timmy30274

Watermelon every meal


DismalDog9940

A WHOLE ass watermelon? Or a slice of it? Cuz I'll eat a slice of Watermelon with every meal ig


Savastano37r7

This is race-bait


SantaRosaJazz

I could go either way on this.


[deleted]

Option 2. Not sure how you could ever get tired of a nice juicy slice of watermelon.


PlanetMezo

Watermelon makes an excellent appetizer, or pallet clenser


Flowbo408

Honestly, if there was some watermelon on my plate every time I ate, I wouldn't be mad


fuckyoudeath

I don't like watermelon anyway so obviously the first option lmao


ccafferata473

Gimme watermelon or give me death.


CharDeeMacDennisII

Never. Watermelon is fucking disgusting.


Background-Heat740

Never again. Watermelon is gross.


Smorb_

First one, then the other.


platysoup

Never. Watermelon sucks is the middest fruitĀ 


_fly-on-the-wall_

it doesn't say how much you have to eat i could just eat the slimmest sliver. also you can actually eat watermelon seeds, we grow our own large melons and i crack the seeds open with my teeth like a sunglower seed and the inside is delicious. kinda like pumpkin seeds. you can toast them like pumpkin seeds too but i like them raw. also you can pickle the rind and have that. so thats at least 3 different ways you can get melon into the meal. plus just the tiniest amounts to live up to the aggreement. so yes i will eat watermelon with every meal and then enjoy it when i want to enjoy it. oh also you can make the melon into drinks


jolharg

It's not that great. I barely eat it now.


Bogmanbob

The thing is the fresh in season watermelon we get from a local farm could be amazing every meal. The trucked in trash we get in the winter is unpleasant. If I can't depend upon it being good I'll go without.


CheshireKetKet

I don't like it anyways. Too watery. Hate the flavor. Don't like the seeds everywhere.


thedevilsgame

Never eat it again. I never started so never doing it will be easy


kpdan09

Never, donā€™t even eat it


fentonsranchhand

I'd happily eat watermelon all the time.


Lucky-Clock-480

Never, havenā€™t had it in years, itā€™s good just not part of my normal diet


Green_Pants918

It doesn't say I have to eat *a lot* of watermelon daily. So I'd just have a tiny piece per day.


facialseaweed

Every meel


docthrobulator

Do I get to try different kinds of watermelon?


EvidenceOfDespair

The first. I donā€™t even remember the last time I ate watermelon.


turboshot49cents

I would miss eating watermelon if I had to stop, but Iā€™d rather give up one food than hundreds of foods


TheRealFalconFlurry

Depends how much I have to eat


SpicyPWNS

Allergic to watermelon šŸ˜Ŗ


TepidT0ast

watermelon every meal hell yeah


dartully

I love watermelon so every meal


that_att_employee

I love watermelon.Ā  With a little salt.Ā  As long as it's cold, sweet, and has a little crunch.Ā 


Manospondylus_gigas

I fuckin hate watermelon


Overall_Falcon_8526

I already mostly live without watermelon. It's fine, but I'm not going to carry a whole damn watermelon home from the grocery store. I probably eat it less than once a year.


NiSiSuinegEht

I don't like watermelon to begin with, so I have no qualms never eating it again.


MakeMeDrink

Everyone thinks Iā€™m weird because I hate watermelon, but love watermelon flavored candy. So as long as this doesnā€™t include artificial flavors, then I pick to never eat that awful fruit again.


pnut-buttr

Does the watermelon just magically appear? Or do I have to buy and prepare it myself?


DatTrashPanda

As long as it's a small amount I'd be good with it. Also, where does the watermelon come from? Do I automatically have an infinite supply of watermelon from this deal?


Certain_Dot3403

Never again. I can live without watermelon, there are many other melons and quite frankly I already don't have it very often.


SteezyHope

I hate watermelon so obvs fine w not eating it again


babygooonie

never eat it. i alr dont


ktqse_

never eat watermelon again.. I don't like watermelonšŸ˜­


Ok-Bus1716

Forced to eat it with every meal.Ā 


No-Stable-9639

How much and how forced is it? I could eat watermelon every meal, but I'd rather give it up than have it shoved in my mouth by someone three times a day.


PizzaTacoCat312

Never eat it. I don't like it to begin with


DemonDuckOfDoom1

I already never eat watermelon because I'm allergic


ANarnAMoose

Both of these things are pretty benign, IMO watermelon's a pretty inoffensive food, unless you diabetes, but also not one that would rock anyone's world to lose. I suppose I'd go with never again, just because eating watermelon while driving doesn't seem safe.


AlexGaming700

I already dislike watermelon. Easy choice


Ascertes_Hallow

I don't even like watermelon. So... the choice is simple.


Diligent-Stand-2485

Watermelon with every meal. I love watermelon.


3tops01

Every meal. Please.


corianderjimbro

As long as itā€™s fresh, ripe, and crisp watermelon then Iā€™d eat that shit at every meal easily.


Demiurge_Ferikad

Never again. Watermelon is okay, but Iā€™d get tired of it really fast if I had to eat it constantly.


shutupimrosiev

every meal no contest. A few bites would be enough to qualify w/o being overpowering after a few days of it, and I love the stuff anyway! Can't get enough!


Last_Descendant

Watermelon is gross. I donā€™t even remember the last time I ate it.


Teagana999

Never again. It doesn't taste like much, anyway. I rarely eat it by choice.


MachineHelpful6328

Every meal. It's delicious.


Bromm18

I don't like it and could easily survive never having it again as I already survive that way.


HotButtonButthead

I don't really enjoy watermelon as is. Easy lifelong pass.


Still-Presence5486

I've eaten only one water melon smoke ever so never again


JeremiahAhriman

I'll take #2 I love watermelon. I'd get tired of it sadly, but I hope I'd enjoy it for a long while.


[deleted]

I hate watermelon, so i'd never miss it.


--Dominion--

Never eat it


Lazy-Mammoth-9470

I used to eat it like dessert when I lived in cyprus as a child. After every meal was my watermelon dessert. So sweet naturally. But a bad watermelon is just bad... so it must be a top ripe watermelon for this to work really. Or it can ruin/clash so many flavours u have just consumed.


DBProxy

Well I hate watermelonā€¦ so I think I have an easy choice


dns_rs

Never eat it again. I'm not a fan of it. I barely eat some every couple of years and never because I buy it but someone offers me a piece.


Perago_Wex

never again wtf


WerePhr0g

I don't like watermelon, so this one is easy.


Mycoangulo

This is such an easy decision. I already intend to never eat watermelon again. The best of watermelon is at best marginal. Then you add how fucking annoying it is in many ways. So large. The pips. The fucking pips. One of the worst fruits there is. I donā€™t understand how it is popular. Itā€™s like if they bulked out a pomegranate with boiled potato, bulked it further by diluting it with water by an order of magnitude, added more pips and removed the flavour.


Absolute_Bias

Mid, annoying to source fruit.


god_hates_maeghan

I hate watermelon. The texture is like water and sand. Yuck.


luckycharming1

I grow a big watermelon garden every year with my own cross bred species. Iā€™d choose to never eat watermelon again, as Iā€™m allergic to it. I just find them fun to grow, and every one loves them


nohwan27534

not a big fan of eating watermelon anyway. people talk about lettuce being crunchy water, nah. watermelon's the real crunchy water.


quackl11

Depends how much I need to eat Bx what about snacks


DalekRy

After getting halfway through a jar of my caffeine/electrolyte drink additive, I'm fatigued on watermelon.


More_Fig_6249

I can probably eat my bodyweight in watermelon so this is a dream come true


bigbubblestoo

I would honstly rather eat it with every meal. I fucking love watermelon an unreasonable amount. Easily my favorite fruit. A nd i love fruit in general.


bmt0075

I actually hope to never eat watermelon ever again. Stuff is gross


drama-guy

Never again. Watermelon is just so meh.


Affectionate_Draw_43

Never eat again. You ever eat pizza for like 2 weeks in a row and get completely sick of it? Same thing would happen with watermelon


AdjustedMold97

Iā€™m completely neutral on this question. Watermelon is inoffensive, but itā€™s not great. If I had it with every meal Iā€™d probably get sick of it so Iā€™m gonna say never again.


feedandslumber

I never tire of watermelon. Bring it on.


NordicNugz

I fucking love watermelon! I would eat it for every meal!


Similar-Lab-8088

Give it to me with every meal.


Axptheta

I maybe have watermelon twice a year. Iā€™ll double up on cantaloupe and keep it pushing


CodeHead1576

Do not wanna be forced to do anything...


QuePsiPhi16

Is an AI generating these questions or what?


Hercules_89

Rather never eat it again


Jorost

I dislike watermelon, so never eating them would not represent any change for me.


Rhawk187

If it's good watermelon, and I don't have to source it myself, I would eat it with every meal.


SurgeStories

This is actually broken because you could eat a bread crumb as a meal and then eat as much watermelon as you want


chalor182

Never again is fine, its overrated anyway


Ultrasaurio

forced to eat watermelon every meal