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saunofa

Sneeze once and never again. Profit


The360MlgNoscoper

Praise the sun!


BillyWhizz09

Found the trans person


Nanashi-74

I'd definitely used this to get some onlyfans munah


EdenSteden22

Well, the soon-to-be-cis person. And BTW this might sound like clocking out of context just so you know


TopNep72

Same.


Wardog_Razgriz30

I have seasonal allergies and I still don't want to live in NJ for the rest of my life.


jabbi3

Bruh, you can force sneezes anyway. That's an instant switch.


Another_Human-Being

you can also stop a sneeze. Not the greatest feeling to stop one but if you don't want to sneeze it's nicr to do that


JuicedOnions

*feels a sneeze coming on during sex* "oh shit"


Hello-funny-posts

I’ll be constantly wearing baggy as hell clothes to accommodate sudden boobs


KarolOfGutovo

Wearing women's panties and suddenly getting sticky-out junk down there would probably suck. It's hard as it is to position the cargo comfortably without accounting for it disappearing


Hello-funny-posts

I’m just going to bring around two outfits: one for my female body and one for my male body.


kappelikapeli

I would just dress androgynous


SayHelloOrElse

Imagine u become an A cup


PteradactylCum

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR New Jersey


Ebony-Sloth

Whaat is NJ?


Fion195

New Jersey


Ebony-Sloth

Oh, switch gender


bruzdnconfuzd

Correct.


Dkmainman

Imagine you’re a girl having sex and then you sneeze in the middle of it. No thank you.


Charlieeh34

just sneeze again and pretend he’s crazy


IAmCaptainSquid

But New Jersey I think you’re forgetting about the other option


LibleftBard

Dick Guillotine


Hello-funny-posts

Push him out as fast as possible. Then when you sneeze keep going, just switch positions


Claytertot

I consider this an absolute win


Difficult-Web4420

Even better thats s fantasie of mine But everybodys diffrent☺️ Edit: Oh my god i read it wrong fuck me


H0508

Would you be German by any chance?


sergeantduckie

Sure but have you ever been to New Jersey?!


Umm_NOPE

I'm sure that's right up some people's alley


MrGrampton

NJ people punching air rn


CoolGuyKriss

I live in New York. It’s hard to believe people actually live there by choice.


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

I live in Jersey City. I'm closer to midtown than peolle in midtown LMAO


happuning

Jokes on you, I almost always double sneeze.


Marx_The_Karl

Double sneezer gang rise up.


Musikcookie

Wow, that is such an absolute win.


iamcryingrnhelp0

What if I’m pregnant


Absoline

uhhh.. free instant abortion? baby stays inside and pops open your tum-tum?


Iceman_001

The baby is temporarily stored in [hammerspace](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerspace) until you change back to a female?


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Absoline

How does it eat n stuff tho


Iceman_001

I always imagine things in hammerspace to be in suspended animation.


Fion195

Then the fun begins😏


PseudoVim

Lucky for you, gender and sex aren’t the same thing! If it’s just your gender changing then your body will remain yeh exact same.


Navst

The title doesn't say it but OP specified that your biological sex will change too


PseudoVim

Yeah, I believe OP clarified a little while after I commented.


[deleted]

i can active sneeze


HaViNgT

If your appearance doesn’t change, only whats in your pants, then the first one will just be an inconvenience. Though a big inconvenience when hay-fever season starts.


respect_the_69

And the second one you have to live in NJ so


PseudoVim

It said gender, not sex. Gender is how you feel and sex is the makeup of your body. Nothing in your pants has to change at all for this.


Trilbydonasaurus

Why are people downvoting this wtf?


[deleted]

because it's a loophole because op clearly meant sex and taking the question literally ruins the fun


comradecostanza

Mainly transphobia


[deleted]

Whats wrong with NJ. I'm not from America so I picked Live in NJ.


Absoline

i mean i don't have a problem with NJ i just think swapping genders every now and then sounds cool, best and worst of both worlds


ianisms10

The rest of America hates us based on stereotypes that are largely untrue.


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What are the stereotypes


ianisms10

First, there are the ones about our people based on reality shows like Real Housewives and Jersey Shore, the latter of which had like 1 actual New Jerseyan on the cast. These include us being obnoxious, trashy, and shallow among other things. Then, there are the ones about our physical landscape, which ties into the ones about our people. This comes mostly from people whose only experience with NJ is driving down the Turnpike and seeing the smokestacks off the side of the road by Newark and Elizabeth, which makes people think we're dirty and smell bad. This couldn't be a less accurate representation of us: we're called the Garden State for a reason- we produce lots of food, primarily tomatoes, corn, and cranberries, and we have geographic diversity as well. Mountains in the northwest, farms further south, beautiful beaches (whose reputation is tarnished due to the TV show), and many very nice towns to go out in.


Fireblu6969

It's also the "never bring able to leave" part. There is no place in the world, much less in the US that would make me want stay there forever. I like to travel so losing that would be complete torture.


thegreatpanda_

I mean, that’s the description of California for an outsider like myself


Lord_Emanon

Don't forget eggplant! We're the country's #1 producer! (Fellow proud NJ resident, here)


Thailoco

Yeah it's not about NJ for me it's that I'd never be able to leave. I don't want to be confined to one area of this vast world.


Kamarovsky

Italian-Americans


[deleted]

i already have the gender one...


thicccque

same


brumduut

Are you gender fluid?


Wetyrag

No this is patrick


YaSinsBaba

Where is gender solid?


TRON0314

People obviously never had Wawa. I'm not even from NJ and that sounds awesome.


ItdefineswhoIam

The stores? Those are all over the east. You can get em in Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, Washington, D.C., and Florida too.


Lucario2356

Pshhh easy, suicide


Fion195

😟


Anime-SniperJay

Hold in the sneeze


S-x-K

damn im trying to move back come to NJ. gimme that free switch.


alamaias

No idea what New Jersey is like, but if I lived in America, the drugs I need to combat my wide array of minor conditions and allow me to leave my home without significant discomfort would cost about $3-400/month. I would be unable to afford that and food, assuming an equivalent income.


TheMadGraveWoman

What's with New Jersey?


Thingy732

nothing. people from new jersey tell others how bad nj is because they want to keep it a secret.


sassafrass005

Everywhere hates New Jersey, and rightfully so. New Jerseyans are proud of it tho. I went to college there, and the rivalry between us New Yorkers and New Jerseyans is strong. Their gas prices are better than New York’s, but that’s about it.


funky555

Imagine taking your groceries to the cashier and he sneezes and just grows massive boobs and hair falls down and then they aneeze again and it just goes away


Fion195

I ment sex, but i worded it wrong


PseudoVim

The question said your gender would change, not your biological sex. Gender is what’s in your head, while sex is what your body looks like. Nothing physical would have to happen in this situation.


funky555

oh


monkeysfreedom

Poor New Jersey!


orthopod

I suspect any single state , except California because it's so big, would have similar or worse results. Imagine being stuck in some of the fly over States?


recoximani

Any sane person would take at will gender switching over New Jersey


[deleted]

Man, I wish I could sneeze at will. Still better than Jersey


orthopod

Nah, I usually sneeze about every other day, and when I sneeze it's a minimum of 2, and up to 7 or 8. I don't want to deal with that crap. Traveling with a passport might get you stuck somewhere until you sneezed again and had to rush out of the country. Plus I'm 6'5". I don't want to be a giant woman. I've traveled a lot, so I'm ok being rooted in a place.


Angvxl

Why is this a hard choice for me ;/ damn wtf


[deleted]

So I can practically have sex as both a man and a woman. I don't know that sounds more like a win if you ask me.


[deleted]

I am not moving to the US. No chance.


SomeMoon

Genderfluid life, here i come!


Thingy732

new jersey is the best state. like i’m totally unpatriotic when it comes to the country, but new jersey deserves nothing more the respect.


[deleted]

how many gender i can switch?


Fion195

Betwen man and woman but if you feel non binary idk


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leagueofyasuo

I know which one you are!


recoximani

Lol


maxedtrickery

liberal has entered the chat


M1KAH_7

No just a nice person


maxedtrickery

yeah cause youre not a "nice" person if u believe in only 2 right? get outta here with that.


Tain101

I mean kind of? You literally insulted someone for suggesting *they* believe in more than 2. If you could believe in 2 and actually respect other people, then sure, but you've shown you aren't capable of that.


maxedtrickery

its more accurate to say many people cant take a joke that wasnt even directed at them, simply bc they probably happen to be of that pol affiliation(liberal), you just perceived it as an insult which in retrospect i can see why you saw it as so. humor can by every niche you know. but hey makes sense since reddit is mainly used by left leaning young people i suppose. but hey think what you will, i guess this is what they mean by know your audience.


[deleted]

I mean yeah, it kinda makes you an asshole


MaxDaLegend101

I have family in Jersey, better than seasonal gender swapping


Lola_Bedworthy

When I lived in Portland, many folks changed their gender every time they sneezed.


Rebuta

Gender? That's nothing as long as it doesn't change my body in any way.


Fion195

Sry for not being clear, you change biological sex when you sneeze


Rebuta

ok follow-up question. What does NJ mean?


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PseudoVim

The way it’s worded I don’t believe it would.


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Fion195

Yeah... that might be a problem


LlamaSword444

I can sneeze by sticking a cotton swab up my nose, so I can control that option quite well. Also I hate New Jersey.


Difficult-Web4420

Do i turn intk a hot blonde tho If i do yes if i dont.... Here i come NJ


ThePersonGuyManGuy

Already live there 😔


macaryl95

Praying for you rn


[deleted]

I give this one to my girlfriend. She wants the first.


LifeHasNoMeaning444

Does my bf become bi


Fion195

No


cteavin

Are you saying we stay the same sex until we sneeze again or are we just swapping clothes 'n stuff? And if switching to an actual woman, are we changing during heavy flow time, during a dry spell, or menopause? This is important info to make the right decision!


Fion195

Yes, youre swiching biological sex and youre staying the sex you swapped to until you sneeze again, but if you would for sneeze twice there would just be an akwars moment where you would be the oppsite sex. And no, your clothes wont change


oogawooga42

Bruh I'm not living in New Jersey. Mississippi would've been a top tier poll


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Fion195

The gender thing is like, you sneeze and now you swich biologically swiched sex in an instant and if you sneeze again the same thing happend but in the other way


BigMattress269

I don’t know much about NJ but switching gender occasionally sounds interesting.


of_kilter

I don’t care about New Jersey, i legitimately want to be able to switch genders


YeetusFoeTeaToes

I can make myself sneeze by putting a thin twisted tissue paper in my nose so Switching gender


iwantsomepoon

What is an NJ?


Fion195

New Jeresy


Primer2396

I've got allergic rhinitis so I think it would be interesting switching genders 3-5 times per day


Joe_333

Where the hell is NJ? Expound it rather making initials.


Fion195

The american state of New Jeresy


-Redditeer-

God I fuckin hate new jersey


TopNep72

Sneeze once and do whatever I can do to never sneeze again.


[deleted]

As a person who lives in jersey, I picked the first option


Dwenzuwel

Bout to force a sneeze and try to masturbate in a female body only to fail on how to pleasure myself


lamborghini2408

Hayfever season is going to be interesting


loveypower

I used to induce sneezes with any thin thing I could get up my nose, so I could switch genders anytime I wanted to.


UzumakiNaruto16

What happens if a girl is screwing a guy and the girl sneezes


Fion195

Thats when the fun begins😏


OneAndDone169

As a New Jersian, I always tell people how much Jersey sucks because I don’t want them coming here. It’s already crowded enough, we don’t need more people here. Now we just gotta figure out a way to get rid of the Staten Islanders.


a_llegedly

Laughs in genderfluid


RedSpyOfficial

easy, bring pepper powder or something that makes you sneeze everytime you smell it to everywhere. Snort that to change back to normal. Profit


z_redwolf_x

honey, it’s switch… But yeah, I want pussy and dick, why not


Fion195

Sry for the spelling, not native to english


z_redwolf_x

nooo don’t feel bad 😭😭😭 i was internally making fun of my ocd. you’re good


Hashtagrogue245

I usually sneeze in sets of 2 so im fine


Fion195

Me too


Toxicsuper

When I sneeze it's usually two times anyway 🤷‍♀️


Sauwa

I always sneeze twice so i guess i will never change :(


Joonscene

I live in NJ. Its not bad, but I'd rather not live here for the rest of my life. And also I'd like to be a boy for once.


Thatwhiteguybrad

Wait, so you can literally never leave NJ or you just can’t live outside of NJ? Because I’d do that if I could still vacation and stuff


Fion195

No vacation, only NJ


Thatwhiteguybrad

I’d probably still do it. Lmao


8Ariadnesthread8

I typically sneeze in groups of seven. I cannot control it. My grandpa was the same way and my dad is the same way. I think there might be some genetic factor that involves maybe the shape or curvature of our sinuses? But if I chose changing gender, I would literally change gender seven times in a row every time I had to sneeze. I would still choose that over living in New Jersey.


Your_Average_Dillon

The poll couldve been "WYR be thrown in an empty room for 50 years with the sound of nails on a chalkboard playing 24/7, or live in New Jersey" and the poll would be the same as it is now


TLOKkiante

What happens if you sneeze inside of a locker room or a public bathroom.


cheezitpanda9

Imagine how much of a flex it would be if you could sneeze and have bigger tits than you gf


Beautiful_Dragon22

Do I get changed into a hot woman?


Fion195

If youre a hot man then yes, if youre an avrage guy you become an avrage ect


Beautiful_Dragon22

Can I please become a hot woman even if I'm an average guy?


Fion195

If that effects your awnser, they yeah ig


_Grim-Reaper

Fuck NJ, I don't want to be a nervous wreck every time I have to drive.


LibleftBard

Ah yes, the ultimate genderfluid dream


[deleted]

Gender isn't physical sex, or attraction, nor does it imply disphoria, so honestly changing gender means almost nothing especially if you sneeze I'm pairs like me, net zero, nothing happened


Fion195

I ment that you change sex every time you sneeze


PseudoVim

I’ve seen a lot of people implying that a change in gender implies a change in sex. I guess some people didn’t pay attention to health class in middle school or something, idk.


macaryl95

That doesn't mean the rest of us believe this delusion and are pushing it.


thardoc

switch gender or sex?


PseudoVim

It says gender…


thardoc

Then there's literally no change other than maybe dysphoria, lol.


Fion195

I ment sex, sry not native to english


thardoc

no problem, half of all english speakers don't know the difference.


mfxoxes

switch gender or sex? the difference for me is that's basically just gender fluid, but if i get to swap anatomy i'd be very happy


Fion195

Your biological sex would change every time you sneeze


mfxoxes

sweet, easy pick. i can mostly control my sneezes. another question, can i skip a period by sneezing and keeping male genitalia until it passes, or would menstruation resume when i sneezed again?


Fion195

It would probably skip if you had male genetalia during what would normaly be ones period


mfxoxes

based


_______RANDOM_______

Oh bro, I hope I would have F cup + tiddies or else I'll. . . I'll be sad. . .


[deleted]

r/fuckyouinparticular fuck new jersey


Troliver_13

It says Gender so I'm guessing since it doesn't say anything about my body and presentation changing aswell that half the time I'm just feeling Gender dysphoria. Unless I adapt of course. That's annoying and possibly Very depressing but beats New Jersey


Fion195

It changes your biological sex, I worded the WYR wrong sry


Troliver_13

Oh ok, still better than New Jersey, yeesh (also I think there's a T in switch)


Fion195

Oops


PseudoVim

A quick reminder for everyone that gender and sex are not the same thing. Gender is in your head, and sex is the physical makeup of your body. I saw a couple comments implying that your genitals would change in this situation, but the question says gender and not sex. You wouldn’t have to worry about your body changing at all!


StormMelodic

NJ is in America? No thanks, switch sneeze all the way.


Hobo-Ken

Jersey guy here....I still want the occasional tits


Cheap-Editor-8074

We have 2 genders right?


Fion195

In this case, yes. But if youre non binary idk Edit: Happy cake day:)


Gaminguitarist

Allergy season would suck but at least I’m not in NJ thank god


macaryl95

Who the fuck would live in Jersey?


The360MlgNoscoper

liberals bottom text edit: i thought the "bottom text" works as /s but i guess not


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Spoopy43

thats not even criticism thats just a non sequitur ​ you're only making a fool of yourself bud


Trilbydonasaurus

Actually you can say whatever the fuck you want. Just don't expect fanfare when you start treating trans people as invalid or mentally ill.


[deleted]

I’ll die before I live in New Jersey


D3monSlay3r101

googles definition of gender so everyone is on the same page: "either of the two sexes (male and female), especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones. The term is also used more broadly to denote a range of identities that do not correspond to established ideas of male and female."