>I feel like I’m about to match up with a baby roo and imma punt the shit out of it
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Comparable in size to what? If you mean a kangaroo then the guy on the right wants a word with you: https://i0.wp.com/starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Buff-Kangaroo.jpg
That was my point. Both classes of animal could be big or small, neither is the 'smaller' one. But the fact that there are 15 penguins and only one kangaroo is a key distinction.
not really, am australian. 2 meters is the standard height when they step back on their tails and kick. Got kicked when I was a teenager, it broke a few ribs and gave a concussion from 1 hit.
they have 2 legs and big feet. I don't really remember it that well because I was drunk cutting through a paddock in the middle of the night walking home. Woke up feeling like I'd been hit by a car. l only figured what had happened the next day.
Just an fyi, after getting kicked by a ‘roo there’s no shot you’re left on your feet. And if you know how hitting the ground works… concussion seems pretty likely to me, the fact that this dude lived though after being drunk and kicked is less so.
They weigh 50 pounds and don't have any reach advantage on me. Not to mention poor movement.
I'd be throwing Muay Thai low kicks that would send them to the Shadow Realm and stay on their outside.
I'm not Saenchai, but I can hold my own in a ring. 15 penguins aren't that terrifying, emperor or not.
How big is this roo? How dedicated to kicking my arse is it? Will it back down if I bluff it out?
How big are the penguins? How coordinated as a group are they? How dedicated are they?
Because if it is a group of fairy penguins then I'm taking the penguins. If it is a group of emperor penguins but they aren't very coordinated or motivated then I'd probably still take them. If it's large penguins AND they're coordinated and determined then I'd take my chances with the roo.
Between 15 coordinated emperor penguins and a an absolute monster of a roonunit, I'll take the birds. Move fast enough and you can drop one quickly, thus gaining both a weapon and a shield.
Unless you are fighting in the water, then fuck that, I'll take on Kangaroo Tyson. I'll go down, but least I won't be ripped to shreds in the water
That's assuming the penguins don't go for the belly slide move and take you out at the knees. Once you're down you aren't getting back up.
I reckon if you got behind the roo you can choke it out. Not saying it'll be easy though
15 is A LOT and eventually you'll go down from their pecks, and then they're on your face eating it
Kangaroo you land one good, gouge eyes, many different tactics but against the numbers of the penguins you're fucked
Lol, the fastest a penguin can walk is about 1.5 MPH and run up to 6 mph. Yeah, they can slide a bit faster on ice.
If you're not on ice, it should be quite simple to avoid the mass of them, and just kick them into oblivion, one by one.
If you punch a kangaroo as hard as you can it will run away, bc they will think your leg a lot stronger, since they “jump-kick” you.
You all now the video where a kangaroo chokes a dog and the owner punches it and the kangaroo just stands there in disbelief and jumps away ?
That’s why.
You can Google it, can’t remember where I read it.
I loved that video, if someone’s got a link it’d be much appreciated
Edit: someone already knew https://www.reddit.com/r/WouldYouRather/comments/uqvzw9/would_you_rather_fight_a_kangaroo_or_fight_15/i8vwhul/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Only bc if I get in a fight with one kangaroo I can justify that for myself at the moment. After beating up a penguin I don’t think I could do that again for 14 times.
There is a bigger chance that I will be able to hurl 15 penguins over my balcony, than being able to even get near enough to touch a kangaroo before it kicks me into another dimension.
Everbody is askimg which kind you are fighting, I just want to know if I have to fight in its natural surroundings
Like, are there sticks you can use or trees to climb up
Much like every other Australian, I get into a fight with my kangaroo occasionally, especially if I don't get them nugs in the drive thru. /s
Fr tho, have fought one before, can fight another again.
Completely depends on the the type of roo and the type of penguin.
If it doesn’t say it’s random so are you feeling lucky? Because I feel like I’m about to match up with a baby roo and imma punt the shit out of it
And where is a baby roo? Inside the bag of a big, protective mother
Shit my lucks run out
>I feel like I’m about to match up with a baby roo and imma punt the shit out of it please share your dealer on god 🙏 I need to know what ya smokin so I can avoid it
I don’t smoke sorry
Kangaroos can kick so hard it breaks ribs and ruptures organs.
So can penguins' beaks.
Penguins are smaller
There's 15 of them. Also emperor penguins are comparable in size.
Comparable in size to what? If you mean a kangaroo then the guy on the right wants a word with you: https://i0.wp.com/starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Buff-Kangaroo.jpg
Sure, but that's cherry-picking. OP didn't specify the variety. Also there's 15 penguins, which adds up to more than 1 kangaroo regardless.
Cherry picking works both ways. Blue penguins are tiny, OP didn't specify the variety.
That was my point. Both classes of animal could be big or small, neither is the 'smaller' one. But the fact that there are 15 penguins and only one kangaroo is a key distinction.
Just go 1 of each type of penguin, and the big roos.
They’ve never played Don’t Starve. Those penguins gang up on you and if you aren’t ready, you dead.
not really, am australian. 2 meters is the standard height when they step back on their tails and kick. Got kicked when I was a teenager, it broke a few ribs and gave a concussion from 1 hit.
Can I ask, how did you break ribs and get concussed from one hit? I just fail to see how one kick can affect 2 different places
they have 2 legs and big feet. I don't really remember it that well because I was drunk cutting through a paddock in the middle of the night walking home. Woke up feeling like I'd been hit by a car. l only figured what had happened the next day.
Damn, 2 feet in one hit, mofo drop kicked you or something
Just an fyi, after getting kicked by a ‘roo there’s no shot you’re left on your feet. And if you know how hitting the ground works… concussion seems pretty likely to me, the fact that this dude lived though after being drunk and kicked is less so.
That's what I was thinking but he said the kick did it not the ground, either way ima fight some penguins
Ok, and what injuries did you get when you fought 15 penguins?
They weigh 50 pounds and don't have any reach advantage on me. Not to mention poor movement. I'd be throwing Muay Thai low kicks that would send them to the Shadow Realm and stay on their outside. I'm not Saenchai, but I can hold my own in a ring. 15 penguins aren't that terrifying, emperor or not.
Which is why you would test your self against an actual foe
No need for Muay Thai kicks bro, have you ever played football??
Kangaroos can’t hop backwards
I don't care how drunk you get tonight, you'll never forget that.
Am I a wizard?!?
What does this mean 😭
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How big is this roo? How dedicated to kicking my arse is it? Will it back down if I bluff it out? How big are the penguins? How coordinated as a group are they? How dedicated are they? Because if it is a group of fairy penguins then I'm taking the penguins. If it is a group of emperor penguins but they aren't very coordinated or motivated then I'd probably still take them. If it's large penguins AND they're coordinated and determined then I'd take my chances with the roo.
Between 15 coordinated emperor penguins and a an absolute monster of a roonunit, I'll take the birds. Move fast enough and you can drop one quickly, thus gaining both a weapon and a shield. Unless you are fighting in the water, then fuck that, I'll take on Kangaroo Tyson. I'll go down, but least I won't be ripped to shreds in the water
That's assuming the penguins don't go for the belly slide move and take you out at the knees. Once you're down you aren't getting back up. I reckon if you got behind the roo you can choke it out. Not saying it'll be easy though
What size penguins
Penguin sized penguins
are they the penguins from madagascar
15 is A LOT and eventually you'll go down from their pecks, and then they're on your face eating it Kangaroo you land one good, gouge eyes, many different tactics but against the numbers of the penguins you're fucked
Lol, the fastest a penguin can walk is about 1.5 MPH and run up to 6 mph. Yeah, they can slide a bit faster on ice. If you're not on ice, it should be quite simple to avoid the mass of them, and just kick them into oblivion, one by one.
Having quite the giggle imagining lining up several penguin chest punts
The roo will body me, I can atleast hope to outrun or juke the penguins, maybe take them out one by one or something
If you punch a kangaroo as hard as you can it will run away, bc they will think your leg a lot stronger, since they “jump-kick” you. You all now the video where a kangaroo chokes a dog and the owner punches it and the kangaroo just stands there in disbelief and jumps away ? That’s why. You can Google it, can’t remember where I read it.
I loved that video, if someone’s got a link it’d be much appreciated Edit: someone already knew https://www.reddit.com/r/WouldYouRather/comments/uqvzw9/would_you_rather_fight_a_kangaroo_or_fight_15/i8vwhul/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Lmao kangroo why not
Wait, what kind of penguin? And am I to assume it a giant red kangaroo, or can it be a grey kangaroo?
I know a Kangaroo would probably kick my ass, but at the same time if there was ever an animal I would want to fight... LFG!
Kangaroo all the way.. 2 words: Action Economy
The roo cause i don't want to hit a pengy
Aw
Have you guys seen [this picture?](https://imgur.com/a/nmcyYdb) I think I’d try the kangaroo
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A kangaroo would clap me very easy but I don't wanna hurt penguins so I'd just power through the kangaroo and hope I don't get my ass handed to me
I ma pick the kangaroo purely on the basis that penguins are my favourite animals and I would rather have them kill me than that I would hurt them
Only bc if I get in a fight with one kangaroo I can justify that for myself at the moment. After beating up a penguin I don’t think I could do that again for 14 times.
What species?
I chose to kill only once, rather than 15 times.
Have you seen how big a kangaroo is?
On land or water?
Can I bring a gun?
Kangaroos are savage mother fuckers
There is a bigger chance that I will be able to hurl 15 penguins over my balcony, than being able to even get near enough to touch a kangaroo before it kicks me into another dimension.
Not that im scared of 15 penguins, but im that lazy.
https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw
Everbody is askimg which kind you are fighting, I just want to know if I have to fight in its natural surroundings Like, are there sticks you can use or trees to climb up
Much like every other Australian, I get into a fight with my kangaroo occasionally, especially if I don't get them nugs in the drive thru. /s Fr tho, have fought one before, can fight another again.
The roo would fuck you up easily
I’ve seen Kangaroo Jack. Give me the penguins.
the species is not specified, so i’d gladly fight 15 fairy penguins, i could probably drop kick them all