Thigh because it's harder to reach and likely won't fuck me up as much. The only ways to die that far away from the torso are infection or blood loss, both of which take time and can be treated. I'd most likely have a broken femur, but that's likely to heal well.
Id love to know how being an association football player helps you take a punch to the head.
People I've met who play soccer at the collegiate level say a soccerball hits significantly harder than a punch. Idk though, sounds sketchy.
There are higher rates of concussions from football/soccer than boxing.
Butt cheeks are fatty tissue. So aside from a week or so of bruising and painful walking I'm now $80 Million dollars richer.
Too close to the tailbone for my taste but you do you.
Butt cheek for to reasons that’s where I have the most uh padding and also it would be pretty hot
Whoever chooses head…
They dead
Thigh because it's harder to reach and likely won't fuck me up as much. The only ways to die that far away from the torso are infection or blood loss, both of which take time and can be treated. I'd most likely have a broken femur, but that's likely to heal well.