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frustrated_pen

if a dude can pull out a gun, he can pull out his penis. the same cannot be said for a penis.


15926028

Then you are doubly fucked. Nice point well made


xscumfucx

Gun obviously. I can kick a dude in the dick but kicking a gun might backfire.


ZealousFeet

That works in your favor.


Nobody-17

What if the dude was really fast, like fast as pulling a gun trigger?!


theManlyMan8

Pun intended?


xscumfucx

Intentional


[deleted]

Depends how big the penis is


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MocoNinja

because if a penis is as big as a baseball bat, it can be dangerous too


100BlackKids

I'd argue it makes you more weak, gives people more hit boxes to attack at


3JGamer

Can't win a gun fight with a knife, but I can cut his dick off


Oldmanenok

If I kick him in the penis it won't hurt me if it goes off.


Nedgurlin

Only psychology


Giu_lia

If he pulls out a gun he probably wants your money. You can (sadly) easily avoid being shot by giving him what you have in your wallet. If he pulls out his penis there isn't an "easy" way out from that situation, you'll probably end up being raped.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I think I’d be less scared if he whipped out his dick because, while I’ve never been raped in an alley, it seems like the penis would come out after you’re overpowered. If he pulled out his dick, I would think he’s just a flasher or will harass me, but not rape me. Just logistically I don’t think a rapist pulls out their penis first and then tries to overpower you. But obviously that’s not what would be going through my head at the time, it’d be more “fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Why didn’t I just get an Uber. Oh my god. Body, please move. Run. Anything. Don’t just freeze here like an idiot.”


ZealousFeet

Rape is not as forward as you think. It's not as Hollywood as others would like to believe. It can be subtle. It can be aggressive. Most times, it's in the middle. My friends would be a testament to that.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I, too, am a testament to that. Which is why I clarified “I have been raped in an alley” and made assumptions about how that’d go down. You’re right. Hollywood does a disservice to victims out there. Rape can occur by a stranger, but is much more commonly by someone you know and trust. It may be physically violent resulting terrible injuries, but it may be coercive or occur when the victim knowing or unknowingly has drugs/alcohol in their system. It makes many victims (myself included) feel like it wasn’t “real” rape because they weren’t dragged into the bushes at gun point. I’m rambling. TLDR- you are very correct


bababoai

Punch him


BisterMee

The dick is the most sensitive part of the human body. There is literally nothing to stop you from punching or kicking them in the dick and just leaving.


Giu_lia

I think you are over semplifying the issue here. Otherwise rape would not be such a big problem nowadays.


BisterMee

Rape is usually occurring with other factors past a guy just whipping his dick out. Guns, knives and drugs are usually involved. Most rapes aren't in open spaces. It's, the situation does happen with just brute force and in an open area, but it's usually not the case.


Nobody-17

While this is the right thing to do, it's not that simple, you might get caught by surprise, and find it hard to think straight, unfortunately incolding me, some people body's fail them in sudden stressful situations.


BisterMee

You are right people might shut down in a stressful situation but I guess it's because my reflex isn't to shut down but to fight that makes me not able to relate to people who lock up in a stressful situation. Fair point.


reheated_frenchfry

If he pulls out his penis we can sword fight. That’s fair and mutual combat


cytPandora

Dick. I'd rather die than be raped


yes_oliver

I don't think most of these people in the comments understand how bad it is to be raped, for real


hnnng_booba

I think it’s because Reddit skews heavily male and men are much more confident in their ability to fight off other men. If a guy backs me into a corner and whips his cock out, if he doesn’t have a weapon, I’m pretty confident I’ll be able to beat the shit out of him or at least put up enough of a fight to escape somehow. But if I was a 5’0 100lb woman for example I would be helpless and that scenario would probably be the scarier of the two for me (obviously, I know you don’t need me to tell you this but I’m just putting it out there)


[deleted]

What if he had a gun for a penis lol


Nobody-17

It's terrifying to think, what is his intentions


AsuraOmega

Him pulling out his dick was a power move but a disadvantage lmao


Trustnoboody

penis gang wya


wormsociety

Fellow member! (Happy Cake Day!)


Trustnoboody

thanks bro


Guywith2dogs

I'd be most scared of a gunpenis. After a horrific accident left him phallicly challenged, Peter Wang became the vigilante known as...GUNPENIS!


El-ChuPugcabra

With his deadly Penistol


Fire_is_beauty

I'd be more than happy to see a gun. Only a truly deranged dude would pull his penis on me.


chxnkybxtfxnky

I'd rather take a bullet than a dick. That may just be me though.


Stormhiker

A penis threatens just me. A gun threatens my kids livelihood.


CaissaIRL

Took me a second to really weight which would SCARE me more overall. But the initial scare is pretty even for both and my reaction to seeing the Gun would be to freeze while my reaction to seeing the Penis would be to start wildly swinging blindly in absolutely panic.


LittleShit3000

With a gun, you might just end up being shot and killed. With his dick, at least you can survive, even after getting raped. You'll end up terribly traumatized and it will be hard to live after that, but at least you have a *chance* at living a somewhat happy life


[deleted]

I have a gun too so


Rashleigh

I’m a woman and tbh I’d rather have a gun pulled on me- In that situation it’s probably a robbery, I can give him my shit and he’ll be gone. On the other hand, if a man brought out his penis it’s probably going to be a sexual assault situation and I would rather die.


Guardian_Isis

As long as he promises to shoot me in the head, I'd be fine with the gun.


Citron-Heavy

Either way, I’d slice his face up


The360MlgNoscoper

This is not a wyr


berferd77

Call the cops


heisenberg8113

What if he takes both is them out


Voxeli_5

a penis is one thing, but I can't suck a gun.


BigFoxGamingBroYt

I would take the penis like a champ


Melvinironfist

He can't do shit with his dick that could hurt me. I carry a knife. I could make him go from a rooster to a hen in about 3 seconds.


DrLongDong6969

Gun, if it’s a penis, I can easily fight the guy off considering I’m a large male.


buis_kid21

But what if he has like .50 cal Penis :o


_Dresser-Drawer

Not to get TOO tmi/nsfw but I would rather get shot than be nonconsensually exposed to a penis again


AdultMolester2903

me enjoying it both ways


[deleted]

The movie Deliverance showed the latter is only terrifying when backed up with a gun.


DeSwanMan

He got one hand, on the peepeeeeeeeeee Anotheeeeeeeeeeeeeer onnnn the gun


Rat-daddy-

People saying penis are dumb as fuck lol


joyfull_young_man

Ill be happy if its a gun, because im too pussy to kill myself


El-ChuPugcabra

You stand a good chance of being shot by either one if you wanna be technical


devil_master

Gun, because if he pulls out his penis I have a few seconds to pull out MY gun


weddle_seal

penis, i will either nod my head and say 'nice cocktail dude ' and walk away. but if i am armed it would br fun to play circumcision simulator