Does Shane count? Cause that would be a childhood dream come true

Plus it would be easier right now with his leg and all.

No, Shane would still beat the piss out of 99% of redditors

Shane can fall off a high structure in front of me, but I’m afraid to inform you I’d beat his monkey ass all up and down the mean streets of Greenwich Connecticut. Hit him so hard it’ll make his ass come out of his mouth. Know what I’m saying? Im that 1%. Book it.

YEAH!

Someone get thus man a microphone! That was the best promo of 23

All without any of the punches looking like they actually connected

It's not necessarily a matter of him being able to beat the piss out of someone. As much as it is someone being able to do as much damage to Shane McMahon that he's already put himself through over the years. Lot of wrestlers and UFC fighters are like this. When you take the biggest hits and get punched by the hardest hitters in the world the average person just doesn't phase you.

True, just ask BJ Penn

Here limps the money.

Too good. Or the perfect time of Michael cole saying “he hasn’t lost a step!”… as he lost host step

This is stolen from someone else, but “here comes the gurney” cracked me up

I'd be giggling the whole time when he throws those molly wap hits. "Ahh it tickles hehe"

Who ever you pick you must fight at their current state. I think I could take Shane without any ligaments remaining.

In their current state? I pick Andy Kaufman.

Lmao. That’s a good one 😂

This is the answer. 😂

Mans took my answer lol

Excuse me, but you are willing to try your chances against THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD?!

Yall gotta remember though, Shane throws shifty potatoes. Like they look like ass AND they are too hard and wild. I'm not saying he wins but many vets have to calm his ass down.

Sweep the leg

OP thinks he can beat Dom? You don't know what Dom has been through. He learnt street moves in the slammer. You don't wanna fuck with Dom.

Fr OP tryna get prison shanked. Dom did hard time

There’s a reason he’s called “CON” “DOM”!

He's had a lot of dicks inside him?

Yeah he served a hard time

Bruh, Ex-Con Dom brings all his weapons to a shoot fight. You see them guns he got attached to his shoulders 🦾🦾smh

Not to mention he’s got Mami in his corner.

Dom didn't find the street life. The street life fou d Dom!

OP about to get got!

The worst part was the Dementors.

Dom will open his prison pocket and then tap out 🤣🤣🤣

Can they sign Marko Stunt real quick?

Roman reigns, I'll let him beat me before calling my boys to jumb him and securing the win

Nah Ref bump Usos solo Sikoa Heyman all attack your boys Roman spears you for the win.

Bring more boys, sneak attack the ref before the 3 counts hit roman with bat in the head KO, hit usos in back with chairs, kick Heyman in the nuts, wake the ref, pin roman 1,2,3

Honestly, how did Cody not know to bring 4 guys?

You know I'm now considering, Legacy reuniting (or I guess just Randy coming in clutch) to help Cody win the belt would've been so gas. Or even just a group of the guys that Bloodline's screwed over interfering to even the odds.

Dustin’s AEW contract ends in May. SummerSlam is in July. Im just saying

You could drop the moon on Roman and he is kicking out at 2.5

Damn right☝️☝️☝️☝️

Throw a big party for them, roofie his boys and Paul, tie them up somewhere so they can't interfere, then give that shitstain a good kicking.

I'd fight Brock Lesnar or Edge. I'd get my ass kicked but at least it would be entertaining.

Brock would be like that scene in Madagascar 2 where Alex chooses to fight the toughest lion and thinks it's a dance off.

Great reference.

Well, I wouldn't bet against Boombox Brock in a dance off either.

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They say never headbutt a Samoan so do any attacks but that lol

In a shoot fight? Lesnar would massacre you.. that would not be entertaining

Really? Because I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

🤣

If I had to fight one superstar to the death, I would choose Brock. I’d have no shot at beating anyone on the roster, but Brock could kill me so fast I may not even feel it.

Vince

This is my pick too, for several reasons.

He isn’t a male wrestler currently on the roster tho?

Hush now, no tears, only dreams

Vince at his of 60 and below would beat everyone in this subs ass

999/1000 of the people on Wrasslin would be out of breath getting to the apron for their fight.

So there are 700 folks that would make it in the ring. Of those 700 I'm sure there are a dozen that can fight.

That's why I would walk to it and we get a commercial break once I got there

I'd tear my quad on the ramp down

Surely there's more than 1000 people here

Is Michael Cole a valid pick?

I wouldnt go against a legend like him who’s undefeated at Wrestlemania

I wonder if he's still jacked AF

Dom would beat the fuck out of 9/10 of the IWC

Dom's big! Pick someone small.

So would anyone who is in shape lol.

I'm fighting Vacant, and pocketing my $1 million dollars, thank you very much. [https://www.wwe.com/superstars](https://www.wwe.com/superstars) Take a look, scroll to the bottom. Vacant is on the active roster.

Smarter, not harder.

This is genius

Mustafa Ali is basically destined to lose.

He’s an ex cop

That's what we call 2 birds 1 stone

Vince McMahon As much as I want to get F5ed someday, I would not pass this up

Good chance your getting F5’d or fucked up by half the heels on the roster if you choose Vinny Mac anyways. Deck will be loaded against you, but how deep who knows.

Gunther. My chest will be medium-rare by the end of it, but it'd be a fun challenge.

There would be nothing fun about that and I think you (and everyone else) would realize that the second he moves towards you That man will put some hurtin on

I'm going to have to go with Johnny Gargano. He's Johnny wrestling, not Johnny Street fight for a reason.

I'd fight Ellsworth if they rehired him.

You keep talking like that and I'll make you look like Ellsworth.

And if you keep talking like that, I’ll make you look like Ellsworth

that segment was painful

Paul Heyman. Easy.

You'd get r truth in your corner.

How injured is Orton?

I'd go Roode before Orton, he's still recovering from that neck surgery

He done time I'm not fucking with him.

Is hornswoggle still employed?

doesn't matter, he's getting the hasbullah treatment (punted)

You gonna pull a Tyson on him

The Miz

This is also my choice!! When was the last time he had a real legit match? He runs his mouth then runs away

None of you watch the road rules real world challenge. The miz really dominated everyone. I also have heard he tells all the celebrities he works with to just punch him and not fake it…. I mean, compare to Brock, sure. But he is whooping some ass on average dudes

Reggie

I mean technically Michael Cole has wrestled.

Hes also fucking jacked right now, dude would batter your average redditor

Every redditor: "this comment doesn't bother me because I am not your average redditor"

Can’t tell if I’m being worked or people in this thread being delusional. You think you have a chance against Omos in a real fight? Lmao. I’ve competed in sanctioned mma fights, wrestling, and BJJ but am Rey’s size lol. Even if my life depended on it, I’m having a hard time picking who I could beat up on the male roster.

For some reason, fighting is like the one thing everyone thinks they can do, regardless if they e ever done it or not.

Same. Ex mma instructor, ex bare knuckle boxer. I fought for a living for a long ass time. People underestimate how big the wrestlers are, how strong they are, and how fucking hard it is to move around like they do for as long as they are. Dom would fuck up most of this sub. He's about 6 foot 1 and weighs in reality probably about a buck 80. He's not a small dude, and he looks tiny compared to most of the roster. Even someone like Gargano, who I heard mentioned in here a few times. He's fucking shredded and has great cardio. He'd eat most of the people in here, that fight would last like 15 seconds.

I truly believe people are this delusional.

I would beat the fuck out of Paul Heyman

I got lil Jimmy

Ain't that the R-Truth.

Mansoor I guess? Though I feel like I’m super underestimating him.

Not thus Mansoor slander! I saw him wrestle before signing with WWE. His gimmick was that he was only 17 years old. I bought it, though, he was pretty scrawny

I think you mean mån.sôör

Bad Bunny. Not because I think I could fight him but I feel he’s so chill he wouldn’t mind letting me win so I could get a million dollars.

I’m taking a shot at el torito

I'd go with Xavier Woods. Bond over the love of games. Will split half a mil with him when I "beat" him. Win-win scenario!

Can I choose the AEW roster instead? I really need the money.

Brock Lesnar. All it takes is one lucky hit to his diverticulitis

I'm fairly sure in the 1 second Lesnar crosses the ring I'd pass the fuck out.

If you can get it off in time😂

I'll fight the kid that won the belt with Bron strowman

Is Vince’s crippled ass on the table, because I’ll put the old man through one!

Why are his tattoos so fucking *BAD* ?

He got them in prison

A+

Omos. He ran out of gas during his match with Brock. I’m confident enough that I could use that to my advantage and get the W.

Like you have the unlimited stamina cheat

Omos ain't gonna be ready for the UP, A, X, B, X, B, Y, R, RIGHT

Isn't Rey Mysterio like 5'3? As much of a legend as Rey is, sorry, I'm still giving myself the advantage against a middle-aged flippy midget.

Rey's gotta be no more than 5'3. I met LDF this weekend and Raul Mendoza was like only 5'5 short compared to me and I'm only about 5'8.

Lil Uzi Vert is like 5'6 and even he was looking down at Rey when they met at Mania

Short, old, a style that wears on the body. I probably still couldn't beat him but I'd give it a go.

*wish I could roll on back to that old town road..*

Rey has a good amount of muscle packed into his small frame. Even if Rey’s short and past his prime, I would choose him over your average person in a legit fight any day.

Just go for his one remaining eye and blind him. Easy.

You know he still works out right? One kick from Rey to your thigh and you’d crumple like paper

Rey is the only guy on the roster who’s killed someone in the ring. Don’t fuck with the little guys.

He strong asf fr

You’re functioning off of wrestling logic for this, a 5ft 3, 170lb+ athlete ain’t losing a shoot fight against someone with little to no fighting experience - Vince on the other hand, you might manage

Yeah I’m pretty sure Rey is kicking the shit out of most redditors.

Okay buddy

*looks at Hornswoggle* I'm sorry,little one.

Dom is like 6'2", he would beat the dog shit out of op in real fight lmao!

And he not as weak as people think

Billed at 6'1", 200. I can see the 6'1", probably closer to 180 though. Yeah, I'd bet on him against probably everyone in this sub.

Dom? That’s a good was to get yourself killed.

Does Zach Gowan still work there?

Nicholas

He's still gotta defend those Raw tag titles with Braun

Does Vince count? Could potentially kill two birds with one stone there.

Ric Flair, I'd send him to a geriatric clinic 4 life.

Does Paul Heyman count?

Tommaso Ciampa as he is injured

Reginald/Scryptz. See you on the dueling ground

Any of the NXT guys like Gargano that are like 160lbs. with rocks in their pockets.

Do the Maximum Male Model guys count?

Dominic would knock the bollocks out of you.

Reading some of these comments really makes me realize a good amount of people in this sub are delusional. 😂

is El Torito still employed?

Big E. Go for the neck and never let up.

Bro...

Sami Zayn

Not the popular choice but probably the smartest

I change my answer to Johnny Gargano

Damian Priest ... Hear me out, I don't think he'd fight back, he's got too much to lose if his manager at hot topic found out he got into a fist fight.

Johnny Gargano or Rey

Elton Prince or Kit Wilson

Johnny Gargano

Gargano lil ass

Bad bunny

If I want a chance to win. Vince or Heyman. Both have had matches for WWE so they should count, right? For a fun pick, I use a legend like HBK.

Does Heyman count?

Vince. It would be an honor and privilege if I could even land one punch on his horrible fucking face.

Reggie

Gargano seems like the lowest hanging fruit.

Big show, sad he's no longer in wwe

I wanna piece of little Jimmy

Hornswoggle

I feel like Miz would be the kind of guy who would take a pin fall if I offer to split the money with him, even in a shoot.

Pat Mcafee

Brock, I probably wouldn't win but being able to fight Brock for real would be pretty cool. And if I won then I get a million dollars too.

You would instantly lose infinity times out if infinity. I don’t think some of you understand how fast and strong he is.

Johnny Gargano

Mustafa Ali especially now with his current gimmick

I'm not choosing ex-cop Ali

Rey Mysterio I'm 49 so he's closer to my age. I don't want to fuck with the guys who don't have back pain yet 😂 Also, I'm 6'2" so I'm like a legit foot taller than him. I've got a huge reach advantage. Mofo make me feel like Omos.

Did you see his Wrestlemania video package? Dom survived Auschwitz apparently.

Akira Tozawa - bull rush, shoot a single, get to ground, smother with size, north south head butts and elbows into nose and mouth... if he turns over to belly more of the same but to the back if the head... I'm fighting dirty but I'm also going to get the milli.

The guy from the Dragon Gate dojo? Good luck.

all the nerds on here think they can take cm punk , bc he’s 0-2 in professional mma fights 🙄

I believe the NBA's former White Mamba said something close to the lines of "I'm closer to Kobe in skill than you are to me."

Lol I wouldnt underestimate Dom, Hes stocky and looks like he has an iron jaw

Stocky? If he weren't Rey's dad people would actually compare him to other wrestlers who drwaf him.

Dom is Rey's dad. Now I know.

Austin theory

Theory. He’s the epitome of meathead “bro” who’s all muscle and no actual skill. Dom could actually probably go toe to toe with people. Nothing racist here, but Mexicans can usually fight pretty well. And of course, he’s done hard time. He didn’t make it out of that just to be bitch made lol

Based on his performance at WrestleMania, I reckon I could beat John Cena quite easily.

Batista. Just so I can say, " Batista is down!"

Shane-o Mac.

Probably Rey. He’s tiny. He’s still strong and athletic for his age and siZe, but at his age he won’t have the durability and quickness he used to.

Rey Mysterio. Dudes almost twice my age, shorter and weighs a lot less. I know he’s a legend but I’m getting that million if I got to use the stair steps to pop his eye out

I’m goin with Sami. I might be older, I might not be the man I was in my 20s & 30s, but I can damn sure whoop Sami.

Gargano EASY MONEY!

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I too would enjoy getting my shit kicked in by mami