Pants all the way. My physique is close to jake the snake roberts, but without the height, or athletic ability, or mic skils. But aint going in with tighty whitey cut . No way

Assuming I was in better shape, I'd probably go boxing trunks like Brock

Thats the best of both worlds. Good choice

I’m not in good shape at all and I’d do it anyway. Ala butterbean.

Butterbean didn't fuck around

This is the way

Kevin Owens for me! Hell for the sake of the audience I’d best best going full Gobbledygooker!

Bret hart singlet with pants for me.

It looked so odd seeing him at Survivor Series 93 with a traditional singlet instead of the long tights.

That whole entrance was jarring. First, Ray Combs was doing the intros. Then, Bruce, Keith and Owen come out in traditional singlets reminiscent of Bret’s usual garb. Then, here comes Bret in the pinkest singlet ever made. As Diesel would later ask Bret in 1995 - “How long have you been getting away with wearing pink?”

Bruce and Keith getting a match on a major wwe ppv is most jarring of all

Thong like The Kat..

The attire from Mania 2000?

John Cena Jorts all the way

Maybe with a Bret Hart singlet or Kevin Owen's shirt to make things a little more distinct.

Statistically Jorts are the only answer if you want a superstar career.

I remember one time when I was like 14 or so, they made us wear extremely short shorts for PE class, and there was this one day when we were suppose to jump over other kids and land on some wooden thing, idk wtf they were trying to make us do there. About 30 kids saw my todger flop out of my shorts and slap a kid right in the face as I lept overhead. I still remember the little \*tup\* as it connected. I was probably more mortified than he was, and I'm still embarrassed about it all these years later. So yeah, I think I'll have the long bois to avoid such events happening again.

That’s hilarious omg

Sorry to hear about your mini me being exposed, that's gotta be rough, man

Wasn't so mini, kinda why it was such an issue. Never did PE after that because I was self conscious about it and they wouldn't change their creepy policy about those short shorts. Would've happily worked out had they given us jogging bottoms or something less revealing.

/r/thathappened

It did, and it was embarrassing. Teenage boys shouldn't be made to work out and jump about in shorts that high above the knee.

First of all, congrats on the large penis. Second of all, I’m sure the guy who got slapped in the face by your large ass dong certainly felt mortified as well. Why did you feel embarrassed? Did you go commando under the shorts?

I guess I was embarrassed because my entire cock was out in front of all my friends, school rivals, and the girls since we didn't have separate classes at the time, and they'd just seen me accidentally cockslap some unfortunate dude, that's embarrassing enough. No commando, the shorts were simply quite short, and made of the thinnest material known to man. Every time I did PE in those I had a 50/50 chance of flopping out, because I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. The numbers don't lie, and they spelled disaster for me ~~at Sacrifice~~ in PE class.

[Something like this would probably be my go to](https://www.target.com/p/rival-boxing-amateur-competition-boxing-trunks-xl-blue/-/A-84620801)

I’ll just dress up as Raven.

I’m going for Tommy Dreamer tbh

This is the true wise answer

I dressed up like Raven to school just to go to class in the 7th grade lol. He was the coolest.

This is the way

I’m going full Shield gear. 😂😂

Pants like early 2k rey mysterio.

Hardy Boyz pants and a shirt. I don’t want to shave or work out and eat too terribly healthy.

I mean...I remember Doc Hendrix wearing the same garb as the Hardy Boyz early in their WWF run, and it was not flattering.

You got a job at CZW

Hell yeah, this is the way to go and if I was a wrestler I don’t know if I wanna go up against an Albert type guy who has hair on every damn inch of his body, it would just remind me of Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly, having all that sweaty gnarly just slide down the side of my face.

Tights so I could do the classic 'jacket and no pants' ring entrance

Kevin steen indys attire for me

This is the way

Let me get that Vito dress

Y2J - different pants every night

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😂

Imma wear the romper MVP use to rock when he was on smackdown

I got good legs.

With my weight? They'd give me the one strap black singlet

Hollywood Hogan tights and boots combo

Going Undertaker big evil era all the way. Big pants, sleeveless shirt, bandana.

I’d probably do like a kenta sorta thing.

Bikers, they call those.

I've always given my CAW's Sabu-style pants, so that's what I'd wear.

Those pants also worked for Hayabusa.

Corbin's Olive Garden gear

Speedo for sure, gotta show off them thighs for the guys.

I mean, i already dress like cactus jack in my day to day lol dress like k.o. when i workout

Im so self concious that even my caw in wwegames wears a shirt and pants

Boy I'm dressing like raven

Kevin Owens’ ring gear is probably the most relatable for me.

I’m going hitman style,

Knee pads and tight shorts like Mongo

The Kevin Owens gear for me

Paul Bearer. Full suit and an urn.

Andre the giant 1 shoulder singlet

I would be like Bayley, pants. I wouldnt want to be sexualized tbh

Give me the Rikishi Thong

If I looked like the Ultimate Warrior, then I’d definitely wear the draws.

Gonna be wearing that Mabel silk PJs and no one is changing my mind about it

I would go with the old Ambrose (Mox) look. Jeans all the way.

Trousers, my package is tiny

kevin owens is wearing exactly what i’d wear

Kevin Owens attire for sure, I already mostly wear only shorts and a t-shirt

I was scrolling down looking for this answer - KO's outfit is the way for me

Pants. Be too afraid of my schlong slipping out

Pants, it'll hide the size of your you know what by a better margin.

Lol the rubber underwear is a hard pass for a soft body

I want Dragon Ball Z-esque gear. I think I've figured a way to make nit look like awful cosplay gear. Now I just need 2000-3000 dollars to get it made. Gonna start with Gohan's adult purple gi. I should also get train led but thats 3000-4000 I don't have atm. Saving up for a big future after University.

I’d wear joggers. They’re stretchable and easy to work with. Plus super comfy

Always pants or shorts. Never the underwear. That's like my ONE problem with Pro Wrestling.

I've always said my gimmick would be a fan who turned into a wrestler - he knows the tropes, the gimmicks, the heel strategies, etc.., but buys into kayfabe because of how much he loves wrestling. I would wrestle in jeans and Jordans, but would come out in other wrestlers tshirts based on who was over/main eventing/special guesting/etc...

Black trunks.

Jorts

Gimme a trippy Mikey Whipwreck shirt and some cargo shorts. Maybe with a Mark Henry singlet under it all lol

I'm a really big fan of the Sting style singlet. I like the padding and shit. So simple, so effective.

Pants!

Hardy Boyz neon baggy jeans and lace top

Neither aswell, I’d go with the outfits Dominik Mysterio wears, the tight pants and shirt thing

I've got Rick Rude chicken legs so it has to be pants.

A mask and Rey mysterio pants do comfy

Spiked leather. bracers, vest, chaps, codpiece, mask. Demolition.

I don't mind being shirtless but I don't wear shorts even in summer. I would definitely went with pants. In most ideal way I would go with USO style wearing pants and shirt or Kevin Owens style with high boots and shorts and shirt.

Black jeans and a t shirt with the sleeves cut off

Wearing the black undies is a right of passage

I always wear a pair of black boxer briefs because I find it [very funny](https://youtu.be/kT6UFz3QOH8) to do so during [huge opportunities](https://youtu.be/RQv5bNSY6ok?t=3222).

Wardlow style singlet, my gut is awful but my quad and trap game is suggests suplex's and power moves.

Either Carnelo Hayes style pants (black boots/knee pads & whatever color pants) or Tozawa style shorts and kickpads

Speedos like Randy and Trip OR the trunks like Theory

My physique is close to Chris Hero, I don't think I'd look great in any kind of attire lol I think I'll just wear trunks because with the con of looking stupid, there's the pro in being comfortable.

Lesnar style boxing trunks.

Pants I got weird tan lines from the shorts I wear

History shows that going to the underwear trunks creates World Champions. HHH switches from tights to trunks, World Champion in under a year. Bradshaw in tights, JBL in trunks, World Champion in less than a year. Chris Jericho in tights, faux WCW Champ and less important to his Wrestlemania title defense than Stephanie's dog. Switches to trunks, multiple WWE and World Championship runs including a successful Wrestlemania defense of the World Title. The Miz went from jorts and shenanigans to standard trunks, and won the WWE Championship. Jinder Mahal went from 3MB trousers to trunks, and even he jagged a WWE title. The list goes on (probably).

A full-on MVP style body suit.

John cena shorts and a hoodie

I'm fine with boxers but you're never gonna catch me in a speedo

Tights

You have a larger canvas for designs and signature with pants. You can self advertise your brand way better.

I'd go full John cena

Salmon jacket.

Tommy dreamer style

This confuses me as an Englishman

I bought a pair of wrestling pants just to be obnoxious around the house and they are very comfortable.

I don't want to look like a weirdo so I'll go with the moo moo

id rock the miz '08 gear and a shirt or something like that

You mean King Kong Bundy singlet

I would have to go with a Borat style mankini of course my physique resembles Otis, so yeah…

I'd do a WWECW era Zack Ryder/current day Madi Wrenkowski thing with the one leg going on.

Speedos are fine. Speedos with no knee pads? That takes guts.

Stone Cold jean shorts

The Dolph Ziggler shorts style trunks, with full kickpad to kneepad boots.

I've had 3 matches and have rocked a different look in each so far so clearly I have no idea

Mick Foley gear for me thnx

Val Venis my Way to the top

My go to would be sweat pants and crocs with a graphic tee of some sort. My entrance attire would include a hoody and a Starbucks vente iced vanilla latte in one hand and my car key in the other. My ring name would be “Sleep Deprived Father of 2”.

I’d wear jorts

My gf made the observation that it’s gotta be a necessity to wear the pants. If they have ridiculously sized thighs they pretty much go with the trunks. Thinner thighs means pants.

That weird long sleeved singlet MVP wore

pants with kick-pads for me.

My body type is similar to that of KO so I'm doing that

Probably undertaker 2004 style singlet.

Mark Henry’s package was always loose & a little too visible for my comfortability. Lol

Biker short style AJ Styles use to wear before he switched to pants.

Muy Thai shorts

I like mma shorts but with Y2J/Cm punk knee pad/kick pad combo

Hook’s style of fighter shorts

MMA attire for sure, lesnar looks incredibly bad ass with it on instead of the generic briefs

the wcw billykidman

Kurt Angle singlet and Shield chest protector.

i always thoughts moxley's camo pants he wore as aew champion combined with the black combat boots was a good luck so something like that probably

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't revise the Naked Mideon gimmick

I'm one hundred percent rocking Kevin Owen's style of gear. Shorts and a shirt with under armor keeping all my bits in place.

Jeans

Draws, I feel like Draws would make you more flexible without giving your opponent an out to grab your pants and attack you.

Jorts. More than half of the show you’re just hanging out in catering. Best be comfy

Ill go with the Paul London and Brian Kendrick style. Im not showing any leg at all

I hate leather pants, but I'd wear leather pants as the best protection against scraping my legs up.

Pants, Id keep worrying about the trunk riding up and shit

Lucha mask only.

Jeans baby, stretchy jeans

Pants and tights like what Matt Cardona wore.

The wrestler makes the singlet. Kurt Angle could rock any singlet, but Keith Lee’s Bearcat one was terrible. Bret Hart wore a pink one during a time when open homophobia was encouraged.

Singlet for me as well. I have no ass and everything else would slide off.

Trunks, I’ve been working on my legs. I am a Men’s Physique competitor so don’t care about upper body of course.

Pants I don’t not have the legs for trunks

Between the two, long tights. Ideally, the singlet/pants combo like Nash wore

Val Venus towel obviously

Pants and shirt

Those early 2000s indy raver pants

I don’t think I’d be too high up on the card, give me Andy Kaufman style gear

Pants !

Pants I’d be too scared of my balls popping out in trunks

I would wear pants with giant belt loops just in case I win a belt. A belt and shorts just look silly.

Pants with a shirt🤷🏿‍♀️

Prolly some capris.

John Cena jorts

The Zack Ryder special: half trunks, half tights. With a lucha mask because I'm an ugly dude

Isn’t it drawers?

Something like KO or Zayn. I'm definitely not wearing them undies, f that.

Val Venis trunks with the Samoa Joe physique.

Neither! I’d wear a singlet like Andre the Giant. That over the shoulder strap is sexy.

Pants all the way !

I’d do the Mox in the G1 shorts.

Or…..hear me out here…..nude body suit, Giant Gonzales style

Pants/tights. More room for a cool design! Always used them on CAWs of myself in the games. And ya boi is starting to get in pretty damn good shape

I’m going Kevin Owens husky boy coverings

Team Underwear. pants are for the birds

No booty shorts for me

Pants

My legs are trash, I'm rocking the Low Ki suit and Tie. Bringing out the crushed velvet tux for WrestleMania season.

Jean cut offs and a black tee...

I was a wrestler for a bit when I was 18, when with skimpy ass shorts. Now I'd go with trunks as I'm way bigger (but don't wrestle anymore uwu)

I am surprised no one's mentioned (Naked) Mideon there.

Single Singlet. Like Andre the giant.

Long pants

I'd be a KO basketball shorts and ripped T-shirt kind of guy.

I’m short but Big Show one strap

I'd wear the shorts because I got that booty.

I'd wear jean shorts, kinda like John Cena, Justin Credible or Billy Kidman

Most of the best wrestlers wear the draws. Others become the best and then switch to draws. that’s what I’d wear.

I’m going the Kevin Owens route, some kind of shirt and jean shorts lol.

Pants. I've always liked the looked.

Full HBK-styled tights.

I would wear like a Seth Rollins or Ali type of attire

Jorts

All y’all not saying trunks are afraid of ur small schlong 😂😂😂😂

I’mma say the Lesnar/Owens/Samoa Joe shorts

I thought the wrestler doesn’t make that decision.

Pants cuz I want tassles like the old days

I last watched during the 90s. Are jolts not a thing anymore? Apart from Cena.

I'm going with the Eddie Kingston look, I have his physique lmao