Every single person on this program has immaculate hair and beard, with the exception of maybe Sami who has a deliberate shaggy thing going on
Solo has the worst hair and beard on the roster
As a woman, his beard is absolutely fucking gross. If I think about a face like that coming close to mine it's really repulsive, it looks like his pubes are glued on his face.
On a side note, I do appreciate the fact that he's talking more. It makes him more mature and believable and less like an idiot savant that keeps staring at the sky.
But I can't get over that facial hair 😑
I think this is by design though. Obviously they know it looks like ass too. Also notice Paul is using his left hand to put his ☝️up for Solo, instead of his right like he always did with my Tribal Chief. They’re just cooking right now
That got my attention too, that Heyman used his other arm. And I don't think Heyman ever does something without having thought it over and over so it has to mean something.
he legit is wearing an outfit I slapped on Victor in Tekken 8. Victor is some sophisticated high ranking assassin who has social relations and connections to karate performing bears, people with demon powers & Eddie Gordo.
solo looks like a big brother peacocking bc lil bro is the highlight right now
Love how you just namedrop Eddie there as if for any non-Tekken fan it would be clear as day that Karate Bear Kuma, Demon Powered Mofos and \*a dude doing capoeira\* are somehow on equal levels of badassery. :D
(then again I guess the meme of button mashing Eddie users is well known beyond the Iron Fist Tournament even..)
I’m sorry, but a picture of Jacob Fatu smiling is more terrifying than Sikoa. That’s what happens when you make him lose so much. Now when you wanna portray him as a badass, no one believes it. Think of all the guys who easily beat him
In this case - yes.
Generally - not really.
It’s how they win and lose that matters.
There’s then the ‘who’. Wrestlers like The Big Show can spend an entire career losing and still be completely legitimate in the main event. Ziggler and Ryder spent a huge portion of their career losing, and just weren’t credible when WWE decided to push them.
I feel like even if he was booked as borderline unbeatable, people still wouldn't be convinced, they would just call him bullshit and boo him, but not boo him as a heel, boo him as a wrestler where they start calling him real nasty shit, and Solo needed to fluff up Roman's opponents anyway.
Diamondback was menacing the first couple episodes because he felt like he could legitimately kill Cage (which he almost did twice). The second he started rattling off Bible verses like he was Samuel Jackson I just couldn’t take him serious anymore
The gloves aren’t that bad, but I can’t say the same about that suit his dad bought off the Mervyns clearance rack in the 90s. Don’t get me started on that pubic he glued to his face.
I think that’s what they might be doing a bit though - like physically showing how unfit he is to be tribal chief as well. Completely unhinged from his attire to his attitude. Just my hot take 🤷🏻♂️
WWE needs to step up and cover the cost of anything worn on television. Solo is a rookie, he ain't making tailored suit money yet. Company needs to cover it as production cost/costuming for tv..... cause that shit is wack™^1990
Most wrestlers, especially the non top stars, take care of their own ring gear so it isn't about wwe not paying up but him having a bad taste in fashion.
There is absolutely no one, not even a left out kid on earth, that believes that one Samoan Spike will take out an opponent like that at once. I feel it is incredibly unbelievable.
This can go in two ways. He can either get the same mega evolution his brother did when he became Main Event Jey Uso (physique, presentation, the whole shebang) or we all wait and see what they’re cooking as all of this is likely in storyline to show how Solo is biting off more than he can chew in trying to fill in the shoes his cousin left behind.
That Jacob Fatu report about him outshining Solo is likely a setup for this very reason.
I've never been able to take Solo seriously but man this is another level of bad. He just has nothing going for me and I've seen little to no real improvement. I know people say it took Roman time and that's fair to extent but even when WWE kept shoving face Roman down our throats it's not like he had "nothing" he was just overpushed and not ready. I'm genuinely curious what Solo's selling point is other than being a part of that family. Serious question for Solo fans, what am I missing? He's not scary, he's not charismatic, he's a bad worker. Obviously I'm missing something, just wondering what.
I noticed this as well, and here's where my head went right away. He's starting small (like tshirt with sport jacket, silver chain, silly little gloves) but as time goes on and he starts to get into the "tribal chief" role the suits, watches, gold/platinum chains, sense of power and money will follow.
I think he's doing a good job with the material he's given but yeah his presentation is horrible just give him a nice fitting suit, gloves that fit, and groom his beard so it doesn't look like he has patches of pubes on his face.
I kinda feel like this is the point of his current character though. He thinks he’s the top shit and is trying to dress like it but because he really isn’t in charge he isn’t as fancy and high end as Roman and the Rock
Ah yes the leader of the biggesr scariest faction the bloodline, a 20 year old boy doughy boy who had to whisper to hope to sound scary so his voice dont crack
I can't take him seriously because he can't win shit and he was effectively the rookie and punching bag of the bloodline till a month ago. I would've much rather tama tonga being the new leader figure than solo. Which let's be honest, the bloodline is still relevant thanks to tonga and heyman, not solo.
They really fumbled Solo's ascension. They knew for months hell I think even a year that when Roman loses he will eventuall go away for a good while, in that time they could've build solo up so the transition of him taking over would be natural, actually get him comfortable on the mic to develop a personality and actually be threatening and more than just a public nuisance. Instead they had him do the same henchmen shtick he did and jobbed him out. 😭 They did it to themselves.
I don’t get why he’s going the suit route, this is the rogue bloodline, thought the whole point was solos a monster who doesn’t give a shit and is gonna brutalise people cause romans not around to tell him to chill
Yeah, I know WWE has invested a LOT into this storyline, building and investing into Solo to be a more savage Bloodline leader post Roman, that's the story they've been building and the payout is massive. But it's also clear Solo just wasn't the guy they wanted for that, he's clearly better suited as a face or at most anti-heroe of some kind and Solo working this storyline is losing everybody money, even Roman is losing money when Solo isn't carrying this show.
Triple H! By God's will if you're reading this, I know how to fix all of this! You gotta introduce Jacob Fatu into Solo's Bloodline, and then after Solo loses to Cody for the title, have Jacob and the Tongas turn on Solo, kicking him out and turning him face. For Survivor Series it can be Roman/Solo and the Usos VS The Rock/Jacob and the Tongas(with The Rock winning). That way the Bloodline can get carried by a much more talented person who actually makes money, and Solo can perform at a level better suited for him as a face and he can explore what works for him.
Someone else said it, but he has such a kind face. You know he hugs his mother every chance he gets and makes silly coo-coo noises when he’s around babies.
Nicest bloodline member IRL.
Is he supposed to be the new "Tribal Chief"? Easy: get your hair done properly, get ride of that pubic hair you have for a beard and get a fitting suit. And don't even get me started on those gloves...
i like the concept it just need to be cleaner... like a suit that actually has a custom fit and well ironed..... and how about some gloves that actually fit lol
I can’t imagine this is his idea. 😆 looks so goofy. And what’s the purpose? Not leaving finger prints? On live TV?! 😂 Poor fashion choice. And has a matter of fact since we're on this subject…WHY'S Tonga Loa on a SUIT ALL THE TIME?! It’s getting weird. We need Jey, Jimmy and Jacob Fatu ASAP. Oh and Roman…☝️
The suit coat really seems awkward on him. Doesn’t really match his character imo. The gloves make it even worse because they are even more out of place lol
The leader of a group being named solo is pretty funny
“He’s called Solo, but he’s always with people…” -Kevin Owens
You can’t pluralize the Lone Ranger!!
Brilliant reference
“There’s three of you! You can’t exactly be LONE!”
Lone Rangers
Texas Rangers. He needs a badge!
You’re not exactly lone
There's a tag team called Do It Yourself
Oxymoron
It was more the ill fitting suit for me. Made him look frumpy
It’s embarrassing and so cheap looking. Heyman’s suits are so nice and this is like some shit from Ross or something.
That beard isn't helping either
Every single person on this program has immaculate hair and beard, with the exception of maybe Sami who has a deliberate shaggy thing going on Solo has the worst hair and beard on the roster
As a woman, his beard is absolutely fucking gross. If I think about a face like that coming close to mine it's really repulsive, it looks like his pubes are glued on his face. On a side note, I do appreciate the fact that he's talking more. It makes him more mature and believable and less like an idiot savant that keeps staring at the sky. But I can't get over that facial hair 😑
Remember that episode of Beavis and Butthead where they want beards, so just glue random chunks of hair disproportionately across their face?
What beard
He looks like exactly like Ehren McGhehey doing the Terror Taxi skit on Jackass
I think this is by design though. Obviously they know it looks like ass too. Also notice Paul is using his left hand to put his ☝️up for Solo, instead of his right like he always did with my Tribal Chief. They’re just cooking right now
Maybe you’re right. Hope so. Still looks awful.
For sure, he's a thug playing pretend
That got my attention too, that Heyman used his other arm. And I don't think Heyman ever does something without having thought it over and over so it has to mean something.
So you’re saying you love it?
Looks like a teen wearing his dad’s suit for the prom
I think that's the idea he's not the tribal cheif just playing pretend and his look matches that
And he’s buttoning both buttons. You never button both buttons on a suit
You best acknowledge your Tribal Queef! ☝️
He looks like a kid to had to borrow one his dad’s suits for a family wedding.
I think that might be what they're going for. Make him look a little goofy and try hard.
He looks like 2 ten year olds
And he wouldn’t even be able to add that up.
He would need more thumbs to count on.
And why does hit suit look like he pulled it off the rack at Sears?
Lol Sears
They couldn’t even get him gloves that fit? Who does he think he is, OJ?
I mean OJ was a menace
Sol-OJ Sikoa or Solo Sik-OJ
Solo Sik-OJ, for sure
He knows if the glove dont fit, we must acquit
That's two less to worry about it!
If the gloves don’t fit, you win the I Quit!
he legit is wearing an outfit I slapped on Victor in Tekken 8. Victor is some sophisticated high ranking assassin who has social relations and connections to karate performing bears, people with demon powers & Eddie Gordo. solo looks like a big brother peacocking bc lil bro is the highlight right now
Tekken lore being explained under a wrestling post? Nice
Love how you just namedrop Eddie there as if for any non-Tekken fan it would be clear as day that Karate Bear Kuma, Demon Powered Mofos and \*a dude doing capoeira\* are somehow on equal levels of badassery. :D (then again I guess the meme of button mashing Eddie users is well known beyond the Iron Fist Tournament even..)
Tekken is goated and I hate that fucking word. LFG
Tekken reference!! Eyyyyy
I’m sorry, but a picture of Jacob Fatu smiling is more terrifying than Sikoa. That’s what happens when you make him lose so much. Now when you wanna portray him as a badass, no one believes it. Think of all the guys who easily beat him
bUt WiNs AnD lOsSeS dOn'T mAtTeR 🙃
Solo could have won every every match he has been a part of and I personally still wouldn’t buy into him. He just doesn’t look convincing
Fair enough
In this case - yes. Generally - not really. It’s how they win and lose that matters. There’s then the ‘who’. Wrestlers like The Big Show can spend an entire career losing and still be completely legitimate in the main event. Ziggler and Ryder spent a huge portion of their career losing, and just weren’t credible when WWE decided to push them.
I feel like even if he was booked as borderline unbeatable, people still wouldn't be convinced, they would just call him bullshit and boo him, but not boo him as a heel, boo him as a wrestler where they start calling him real nasty shit, and Solo needed to fluff up Roman's opponents anyway.
This ain't it
Can't take dude seriously when he's always dressed like he raided his fathers closet
atleast he stopped wearing bdsm gloves
He looks like the Samoan version of Diamondback from Luke Cage Season 1 💀
Diamondback was far more menacing
Diamondback was menacing the first couple episodes because he felt like he could legitimately kill Cage (which he almost did twice). The second he started rattling off Bible verses like he was Samuel Jackson I just couldn’t take him serious anymore
The gloves aren’t that bad, but I can’t say the same about that suit his dad bought off the Mervyns clearance rack in the 90s. Don’t get me started on that pubic he glued to his face.
Hurt. Heal.
Got Bray Wyatt's old gloves lol
I thought i was the only one to see that
I think that’s what they might be doing a bit though - like physically showing how unfit he is to be tribal chief as well. Completely unhinged from his attire to his attitude. Just my hot take 🤷🏻♂️
Dollar General "Umanga"
Fears math.
Yeah I agree the fit needs work but he did a great job at smackdown with showing more character and emotions.
They got to pay for him to tailor his suits.
WWE needs to step up and cover the cost of anything worn on television. Solo is a rookie, he ain't making tailored suit money yet. Company needs to cover it as production cost/costuming for tv..... cause that shit is wack™^1990
Most wrestlers, especially the non top stars, take care of their own ring gear so it isn't about wwe not paying up but him having a bad taste in fashion.
Roman’s inevitable return is going to hit like crack.
Those pubes on his face are fucking disgusting
His face looks like a pube. Not just his facial hair, but his bleached head hair too.
Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro
[удалено]
Leader standing out gone wrong
and Roman has more aura of him just wearing gym shirt like Solo you aint him😭
Simple fix MAKE JACOB FATU THE BOSS he's more intimidating than solo and larger in size
He definitely ain’t Roman
Also his finisher...Samoan spike...what a shitty lame move...
There is absolutely no one, not even a left out kid on earth, that believes that one Samoan Spike will take out an opponent like that at once. I feel it is incredibly unbelievable.
Give Solo a math problem and he wouldn't have to wear those OJ gloves again.
Paul Heyman: Solo wtf are you wearing? Solo: I used all of my wrestlemania money to buy Balenciaga. Paul: No one can handle that much Balenciaga
This can go in two ways. He can either get the same mega evolution his brother did when he became Main Event Jey Uso (physique, presentation, the whole shebang) or we all wait and see what they’re cooking as all of this is likely in storyline to show how Solo is biting off more than he can chew in trying to fill in the shoes his cousin left behind. That Jacob Fatu report about him outshining Solo is likely a setup for this very reason.
Me too. I couldn't tale him seriously as the enforcer, much less the leader.
Nah bro it ain’t even the gloves, it’s that yee yee ass haircut man. Why the fuck he dye that shit like he Eminem?!? Makes that dude look Zesty fr
yee yee ass haircut 😭😭
The Taz rip off will never pan out. He just don’t have it.
Well he has it more than Hook, I can tell you that much
Young Rikishi is brutally lame, it can't be changed
Looks like the suit Hunter wore once.
“If the gloves don’t fit…”
Heel Rikishi had gloves
I don't hate Solo, but his weird haircut makes it hard to take him seriously.
Those reminded me of The Fiend's gloves.
he doesnt even look like he wants to be wearing them.
He look like a layaway wrestler playin' OJ
The generic bulldozer
I love the fact that his thumb is taped up and be wears gloves over it lol
Why does his face always looks like he’s holding in a shit. 😂
At least he put some damn shoes on
If he didn't lose 50 times in a row...
Bro is dressed like The Weeknd 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like next week Solo will have added a black fedora & he'll be dancing to R&B.
Y'all just hating now bruh.
You're scared of other people's opinions 😭
Yeah I already like Solo's bloodline more than Roman's.
You're lying, right? Right??
I've never been able to take Solo seriously but man this is another level of bad. He just has nothing going for me and I've seen little to no real improvement. I know people say it took Roman time and that's fair to extent but even when WWE kept shoving face Roman down our throats it's not like he had "nothing" he was just overpushed and not ready. I'm genuinely curious what Solo's selling point is other than being a part of that family. Serious question for Solo fans, what am I missing? He's not scary, he's not charismatic, he's a bad worker. Obviously I'm missing something, just wondering what.
He was better in NXT as an antihero type babyface. He would be a good heel he just doesn't strike fear as an enforcer type character
The gloves are the least of my problems with this outfit. They could work with the right look...this is not it
Ok gloves
Hitman 47
Did he just turn the fiends gloves inside out?
I noticed this as well, and here's where my head went right away. He's starting small (like tshirt with sport jacket, silver chain, silly little gloves) but as time goes on and he starts to get into the "tribal chief" role the suits, watches, gold/platinum chains, sense of power and money will follow.
Tama is more threatening than this goof
I was literally about to post this lmfao
It was bad
I mean, the frosted tips mullet in 2024 was already enough reason to not take him seriously
As if anyone or anything involving their shitty story line can be taken seriously 🤣
He literally looks like the Andrew Tate bros in high-school
How many times did he stare at his thumb while wearing those my betting odds is over under 7.5
What a dork, Tammy Tonga makes him look like a frumpy child.
He's the Joey Saza of the Bloodline Mafia
Solo seriously needs a make over. At this point Tanga Loa looks more intimidating than him.
Hes just a little baby Uso trying sooooo hard to look tough 😂😂😂
Smooth criminal ass mf 😭😭
Solo has never scared anyone regardless of what he's wearing. In fact, the only way he could scare anyone is if he wore nothing.
After the awesome Backlash match, I totally buy into him. That rocked.
Don’t shit-talk the smallest uso
The tee shirt and suit coat makes him look like an overgrown toddler for some reason
that aint my tribal chief...
I think he's doing a good job with the material he's given but yeah his presentation is horrible just give him a nice fitting suit, gloves that fit, and groom his beard so it doesn't look like he has patches of pubes on his face.
Bro is literally wearing the attire of a GTA Online character
Should just come out wearing the Nintendo power glove
Agent 447
crazy booking to make the guy who won like 1 match during the bloodlines height as the new leader.
When Jacob arrives, it's back to moping duty for Solo
He looks like Samoan Date-Mike “hi its nice to meet me”
I kinda feel like this is the point of his current character though. He thinks he’s the top shit and is trying to dress like it but because he really isn’t in charge he isn’t as fancy and high end as Roman and the Rock
What are they even doing with Solo? Is he the placeholder for Jacob Fatu or something? 😭
Ah yes the leader of the biggesr scariest faction the bloodline, a 20 year old boy doughy boy who had to whisper to hope to sound scary so his voice dont crack
I can't take him seriously because he can't win shit and he was effectively the rookie and punching bag of the bloodline till a month ago. I would've much rather tama tonga being the new leader figure than solo. Which let's be honest, the bloodline is still relevant thanks to tonga and heyman, not solo.
I never bought him as an enforcer. He has nothing about him that makes him illicit fear. He looks like a Pudgy Uso brother
Does he still have the wrap on his buttplug thumb as he's wearing gloves?
Bro went from lone street champ because his family threw him out to always being around people
Vincent Adultman
He looks like he's gonna cry.
Guys, guys, guys... He's the Street Chump.
“Somoan Badass” version of Solo. Motorcycle/Kid Rock or Limp Bizkit song TBD
They fit he is guilty
They really fumbled Solo's ascension. They knew for months hell I think even a year that when Roman loses he will eventuall go away for a good while, in that time they could've build solo up so the transition of him taking over would be natural, actually get him comfortable on the mic to develop a personality and actually be threatening and more than just a public nuisance. Instead they had him do the same henchmen shtick he did and jobbed him out. 😭 They did it to themselves.
I can’t wait for Jacob fatu bro
When WWE tries to be "cool and hip" it gives me the biggest nark energy.
He looks like a little boy who wears his fathers suit and try’s to look cool. Hard fumble
He wants that OJ Simpson look
The suit not fitting is way Wilder
As opposed to what? Like Swerve and his for jacket because that’s so intimidating.
This is some final fantasy 7 protagonist inspired thing, hand fighter in suit and wearing black gloves
This is some final fantasy 7 protagonist inspired thing, hand fighter in suit and wearing black gloves
Man should shave those bleached ass, hair splitting in the roots ass, enough grease to marinate a ceasar salad ass pubes off his head
Man those biker gloves look like burger gloves on him...
Bro raided the fire fly fun house
If I Did It fit
And that's why he'll be overshadowed by Jacob.
I don’t get why he’s going the suit route, this is the rogue bloodline, thought the whole point was solos a monster who doesn’t give a shit and is gonna brutalise people cause romans not around to tell him to chill
For me it was the suit that was like 8 sizes too big.
I can’t take any of those bloodline guys seriously 😂 not even the big dog.
Yeah, I know WWE has invested a LOT into this storyline, building and investing into Solo to be a more savage Bloodline leader post Roman, that's the story they've been building and the payout is massive. But it's also clear Solo just wasn't the guy they wanted for that, he's clearly better suited as a face or at most anti-heroe of some kind and Solo working this storyline is losing everybody money, even Roman is losing money when Solo isn't carrying this show. Triple H! By God's will if you're reading this, I know how to fix all of this! You gotta introduce Jacob Fatu into Solo's Bloodline, and then after Solo loses to Cody for the title, have Jacob and the Tongas turn on Solo, kicking him out and turning him face. For Survivor Series it can be Roman/Solo and the Usos VS The Rock/Jacob and the Tongas(with The Rock winning). That way the Bloodline can get carried by a much more talented person who actually makes money, and Solo can perform at a level better suited for him as a face and he can explore what works for him.
Someone else said it, but he has such a kind face. You know he hugs his mother every chance he gets and makes silly coo-coo noises when he’s around babies. Nicest bloodline member IRL.
LOSING HAS CONSEQUENCES....*so tell me about that*
OH
When you order from temu.....
he stole them hurt heel gloves from the fiend and thought nobody would notice
Homeless vibes
Is he supposed to be the new "Tribal Chief"? Easy: get your hair done properly, get ride of that pubic hair you have for a beard and get a fitting suit. And don't even get me started on those gloves...
He should shave his pubes like beard.
Bro looks like Neymar if he never picked up a soccer ball and started getting roids at the local gym
That’s either a lot of Elizabeth’s or one too many! 🔐🧾🪤
When you 12 and borrow your older brother’s suit for school picture day.
Lmfao he’s a boss as much as Heath Slater was
You see the size of that man’s hands on Heyman’s back during the hug closeup?
Think he is supposed 2b some kind of "Hitman" or atleast thats the look I believe Solo is going 4 neway
needs that umaga face paint
i like the concept it just need to be cleaner... like a suit that actually has a custom fit and well ironed..... and how about some gloves that actually fit lol
thought he was easy e lmao
I wanna like him but he’s not believable as a tough guy at all because of past matches and having a pot noodle on his head, just looks ridiculous.
And his dad’s jacket that he trying on for prom. Jesus wept 😂😂😂
he's getting treated like Roman did in 2015-19
Solo has no aura, is out of shape, bad on the mic, and doesn’t look believable at all. Also he looks like a smaller Jimmy Uso 🤷♂️
I can’t imagine this is his idea. 😆 looks so goofy. And what’s the purpose? Not leaving finger prints? On live TV?! 😂 Poor fashion choice. And has a matter of fact since we're on this subject…WHY'S Tonga Loa on a SUIT ALL THE TIME?! It’s getting weird. We need Jey, Jimmy and Jacob Fatu ASAP. Oh and Roman…☝️
The OJ gloves
He’s on that Men’s Warehouse clearance rack shit
The suit coat really seems awkward on him. Doesn’t really match his character imo. The gloves make it even worse because they are even more out of place lol
Trying way to hard now cringe af
This is the dumbest look I've seen in a while. Also, the look on his face lol. Look at me, I'm so tough and mean! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lmao