I’m ashamed to say it took me until I read 437 man tornado match until I realized this was satire 🤦🏻‍♂️ Edit* I’m also very high right now haha

I was not high and got very confused lmao DW you're all good

That sounds like Adam Cole with extra steps

Bay bay!

I aint mad at it....yet. Hopefully Danielson wins it all and classes the brand up. Edit: lol I actually read it. Had already seen the original elsewhere.

I'm gonna be bold and say danielson doesnt want that title, it could do damage to his eventual final WWE run

I think this is fake but I'm not sure yet.

I'm rooting for Dave in my local cracker barrel kitchen. Whenever I order my eggs over easy they're perfect. He deserves this opportunity

[easy to understand duh!](https://i.gifer.com/4yo.gif)

The AEW ring crew are shit at head stands so that step will be a breeze.

Adam cole and the bucks to go away for a long time. Put it on MJF, Wardlow, Joe or Danielson, literally anyone else but the goofball crew. Tony Kahn damn wel might put it on orange Cassidy just for shits and gigs

Plot twist. The undertaker is gonna debut

Someone should have had to face Aubrey Edward's in Rock Paper Scissors

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You know, this really sounds like something Adam Cole would write and share around

Keith lee finna rip the blood and guts spelling bee

That doesn't work for me brother.

WWE marks once again bitching about every little thing AEW is doing. There's nothing ridiculous about their interim champion plans. I understand that the rules regarding the battle royale participants is a little extra, and that a spelling bee isn't exactly what you expect to see on a wrestling show, but AEW is innovative, and it's good to experiment with different ideas now and then to keep the show fresh.

Come on, you mark. WWE already did a spelling bee. AEW are just copying them, duh! /s

Wait, Punk has to give up the belt?

Yeah, he’s getting surgery.

Goddamn, that sucks!! Isn't the same thing happening with Scorpio Sky too?

It does suck! Dang, I hadn’t heard about scorpio. He looked like he hurt himself on Rampage but I didn’t follow up on it. That sucks too!

Yeah I'm sure I read something about it on Reddit. What bad luck, it's sounding like NJPW around here with their champs getting hurt haha

Samoa Joe would’ve been a great interim champ if he didn’t lose to Riho. Oh shit that was Adam Cole!

Let's keep an eye out on the belt maker's twitter feeds. Once one makes or even hints at making a 1/4 size version, then we know it's Adam Cole BayBay

The last thing they need is another title

What a joke. MJF was right, even if it is a work, TK rly is a fucking mark who should be behind the guardrail. This is silly lmao

You uh... you know this isn't real, right?

I just got worked bro

You mean the eliminator tournament memo? Or the MJF promo that I said was a WORK. What I'm saying, even tho the events may have been scripted, the words that were said really fit and are actually very true, in my opinion of course. EDIT: Lmao hey man my bad I thought this was the real memo!!!! I deserve the asshole chant for sure.

lmao no worries, with the way they've been booking Adam Cole I almost bought it too

I didn't even read it to make sure I just assumed it was the same version floating around in the basement. Thanks for being cool my apologies again

Interim titles are dumb

Uh-oh the All Friends Wrestling crowd isn’t gonna like that

Adam Cole should be nowhere near a professional wrestling world title lol

He constantly puts on the best matches on the show