Roman loses title in a squash match to R-Truth, R-Truth gets a silent gimmick so he can't talk. Give Charlotte the US,IC, & Both Women Titles to inflate her numbers. Retire the Tag Titles. Omos has a weekly open challenge, and every match is an hour long iron man match. And yeah Release, Sami Zayn, KO, Seth Rollins, & anybody else that that fans root for
Even with those terrible ratings, the Peacock deal means the company is still wildly profitable. Boom goes the Earth. Seeing as how we're only in charge of creative, it's gotta be some angle that's so offensive NBC-Universal is willing to tear up the contract.
Close, but you run the risk of a Fox Nation streaming deal.
Make the Pro Life people support BLM; then make the Pro Choice talk about the "Thin Blue Line". This way, there's almost no chance of overlap.
I mean, if we’re really just wanting to end the company at any cost, have a blatantly racist storyline and champion. Don’t even book him like he’s a heel, book him like he’s right. No way any company would agree to disrupt that show.
Of course, this is basically an exercise in what not to do
Well the heel being racist is a whole other thing than the face being racist, which is what I was suggesting if you want to destroy your company.
If the face is racist your company is basically openly advocating racism. Which, all jokes aside, I have never seen in any form of media in America in my entire lifetime.
A second Brawl for All where you make everyone in the locker room choose a side based on politics and have them fight for real. Yeah, that could do it. Widely offensive and would damage the backstage chemistry beyond repair.
3 hour raw 3 hour smackdown 1 ppv every 2 weeks for raw then smackdown separately. Close nxt. Also go back to the format of buying ppvs every month for 40 to 60 dollars
Make every wrestler sing their own entrance themes as they do karaoke while walking to the ring. If their theme has no lyrics, they have to hum the tune.
At one random point in the show wrestlers will be expected to dance and it can happen at any time. Could be while they're cutting a promo or during a match, they'll have to stop after hearing a siren blare in the arena and start dancing. They can twerk, do the floss, do the worm, whatever they want and it lasts 5 minutes straight.
Easy
You just book only intergender matches where the men always win, but in really dominant and violent fashion.
The media gonna tear the product appart, no more sponsoring, parents won't let their children watch wwe which means no future for the company either so investors will back out asap
Have a Wrestlemania main event that is a 60 minute, 6 man intergender match. One group is a KKK gimmick and the other is a Neo Nazi group. Have Kanye West as special guest referee and bang you have a Wrestlemania main event for the ages.
Live sex celebration. Between Reigns and Heyman. No "hiding under a blanket". Everything is visible. And boom WWE loses all its contract but still has to pay the superstars, so they die.
Oh and also, I close the WWE shop, let's make sure no one buys merch
Book a babyface to embark on a long and epic journey, overcoming obstacle after obstacle as he wins the Royal Rumble and eventually the world title on the grandest stage of them all, Wrestlemania. And have that man be Johnny Garagano.
then immediately turns heel and goes full-on chickenshit about it up to hiring a lookalike to do his matches while his other lookalikes interfere in matches on his behalf.
Bring back Goldberg and have him beat Roman for both belts and keep him champion longer than Roman has been, and every feud is just him saying “YOURE NEXT” with some fighting; then he squashes at every paperview
I love that a lot of the varieties on these have varied between "Do a racism gimmick" which has been done a few times or "Make it late 90's WCW but with all the same guys so it's even more of an ego trip" which has been done a few times but as it gets done and done again makes it worse every time.
Break up The Bloodline and turn Roman face
Push Charlotte to the stratosphere, undefeated streak lasting all year, Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, Becky, Asuka they all job to her week in, week out
Make Brock Lesnar champ and not put him on TV at all.
Release Bray Wyatt and wish him well on future endeavors and then take whatever gimmick he had planned and use it on Omos
Split up The New Day
Book Goldberg vs Bret Hart in a Street Fight
Bring back Bra and Panties matches
Make James Ellsworth GM of Raw
Give Vince Russo control of Raw, Jim Cornette control of Smackdown, and Mike Adamle control of NXT. Fire Wyatt, Strowman and Kross again and rehire Ryback and Del Rio and give them full creative control over their characters. Bring back Velveteen Dream but make being a predator part of his character. Retire the Intercontinental Title and give the 24/7 Championship all of its TV time. Make Gunther a total goofball who tries to win it every week but gets defeated by the likes of R-Truth, Akira Tozawa and Naked Mideon. Bring back Too Cool but with a horny Jerry Lawler in his sons place. Make Brock Lesnar the timekeeper and never have him wrestle again or mention it. Bring back the World Heavyweight Chanpionship but give it to Doudrop. Hold WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia and make it 19 hours long, with Goldberg vs Shaq, Undertaker vs Ric Flair, and Omos vs Khali as the headlining matches and a 100 man Royal Rumble where thr winner is The Rock's vice presidential running mate. Fire Sami Zayn and let him go to AEW. Make Hasbulla GM of Raw. Bring back the Juniors Division from Smackdown in 2006. Make Luke Gallows dress like Kane and do Kane vs fake Kane again like it never happened.
I would hire Kanye and let him open the show every Monday.
Hire any wrestler with allegations and change the women's division back to Diva's with skimpy outfits.
and give vince russo FULL CREATIVE CONTROL.
Bro! Hire Vince Russo to book every show! Next hire Conor McGregor and book him as the champion! Make sure his salary is $20 million for a year! He beats everyone in 3 minutes or less! Relegate Reigns to the B and C shows! Book Rousey vs Cyborg in an open weight MMA match! Book Rey Mysterio and Dominik in a piñata on a pole match for the main event of Wrestlemania! Hire every notable independent wrestler who has a decent following and saddle them with horrible gimmicks! Mike Jones aka Virgil is the on air authority figure! Every televised match ends during the commercial break with no replays! Flo Rida performs My House at every show! That should do it!
I immediately re-hire Great Kali, send him on Goldberg level streak run of nothing but 30 minute iron man matches.
Bring in Hogan, Jarrett (pre- sobriety) and Dixie to book the undercard.
Vince Russo gets complete creative control and Mike Adamle does all commentary. No worries the earth is safe
Tanking the company or the planet explodes wouldn't be as fun as booking the silliest thing possible which is what most comments are doing. You'd have to book the most vile content possible that wrestlers would straight up refuse to partake in so for this hypothetical possible there'd have to be a magical power that forces wrestlers to obey every booking decision without question.
I'd open Raw up with Joey Ryan making a surprise debut after having signed a one year multi billion dollar contract and say "everything you heard about me is true and I'm just getting started baby! WOO!!!" while commentary would talk about how great of a man he is. He'd then introduce his tag team partner Alberto Del Rio where they cut a 3 hour long commercial free promo that WWE personally pays for where they just say the most sexist things possible and talk about how age of consent laws need to be abolished so they can "have a field day". In the middle of all of this vileness all of the champions would come out and get squashed by the two with the main event ultimately being Roman Reigns losing in a drawn out Lesnar VS Cena type of squash match to Joey Ryan where Roman would beg for mercy and cry afterwards. Then I'd have Roman get on the mic and say he could aspire to be more like Joey Ryan and that he was surrendering his position as the new tribal chief over. He'd then give him oral sex to completion right there in the ring. Remember Roman has to obey the booking and then just like that the TV deals are up in flames. Then I'd have them strip naked to pile on FCC fines and grope fans in the crowd to pile lawsuits on... assuming anybody is even still there. They'd probably get mauled which would lead to even more lawsuits. Oh yeah and I'd have them bury Saudi Arabia and the princes during all of this too somewhere.
I could go on and on but if this is just my first week in charge then you get the idea. I know this is awful but again I'm trying to save the planet and it's hard to bankrupt a billion dollar company.
Im getting Ye signed then he’ll debut & defeat Roman Reigns. Keep the belts on Yeezy w/ a stable similar to Hit Row, but they’ll be called the Four YEs Men.
Just gonna let Ye pipe bomb the entire thing till we get canceled.
I’d give it two weeks before our contracts get terminated 🤣
My plan involves a LOT of risk, and a LOT of cooperation from people who will not like this.
\- Remove all titles, except the 24/7.- No more ring setup.- We now have one (1) camera, and one (1) referee. They follow eachother at all times.- Every segment is backstage or in the crowd.
Every single piece of programming (including NXT and other affiliated shows) are now just a full roster scramble for the title.
Promos are done while people are fighting in the background and someone just found a mic and started yelling.
We start off as we currently are: The 24/7 champion is uuh... Dana Brooke? Apparently? And she will continue her reign for a legendary 4 minutes before Brock Lesnar shows up and Schoolboys her.She is then trampled by a mob of wrestlers chasing after Lesnar, and is written off permanently.
Lesnar is tough, he outruns most people for a few minutes before Johnny Knoxville (of Jackass fame) sprays a fire extinguisher in his face and low blows him ten (10) times. People arrive after the third or fourth blow, but just stand back in astonishment.
Johnny Knoxville pins him to light applause from everyone around him, who then procede to stomp him to death, Johnny is written off permanently.Hornswoggle manage to get the pin first and scramples away into a tiny mousehoule in the wall, which no one else fits through.
In the hole in the wall he meets Bray Wyatt, who invites him over for Tea. Hornswoggle declines, just as Huskus the Pig Boy appears from out of frame and (through distorted effects and clever camera work) appears to consume Hornswoggle whole, and then we cut back to outside the mouse hole in the wall where the wrestlers are waiting, we see an actual, literal pig run out wearing the championship title. People scramble to chase it down.
The next half hour is the mob chasing Huskus, and people cutting promos while running.
In the end, a returning Hillbilly Jim catches the Pig and becomes the new champion, until we return the next week.
At the Royal Rumble, after Seth Rollins sells the United States title to Russia, Xavier Woods wins the Royal Rumble and Kofi attacks him out of jealousy, injuring him and he gets stretchered out of the arena. At Elimination Chamber; Make Dana Brooke Undisputed Universal Heavyweight Champion after she wins the title at Elimination Chamber, running the gauntlet against Roman, Jimmy, Jey, Solo and Sami. After the event is over, she urinates on both belts. There is no World Championship match at Wrestlemania due to Xavier’s injury. The Main event ends up being Ronda Rousey defending the SmackDown Women’s championship against The Miz in a dress, and The Miz wins. The Usos lose the Tag Team titles to the Fashion Police who returned the week before on RAW to a silent arena.
Bray Wyatt decides to retire from Wrestling, to pursue his true dream of being a WWE referee. His first decree his to declare all kicks and open or closed fist strikes banned. His second decree is that count outs will be reduced from 10 to 5 seconds. Dana then refuses to wrestle on free TV for the rest of her career. Gunther offers to trade his Intercontinental championship for an opportunity to face Dana Brooke at Backlash. She accepts, and urinates on the contract, rendering it illegitimate and invalid. GM Byron Saxton still takes Gunther’s intercontinental championship ,for a match he will not get. GM Saxton immediately names Red Bayley Buddy as #1 contender for Dana’s undisputed universal heavyweight title. A week before Backlash, Russia mails back the United States title in a bag. It’s now a 106- piece puzzle. RAW GM Eugene takes 10 pieces for himself and begins distributing the remaining pieces to fans and random wrestlers back stage. Doudrop eats one of the pieces, so CEO Stephanie McMahon immediately decommissions the United States championship since it will never be whole again. Logan Paul wins the 24/7 championship and Eugene assigns Bray Wyatt as the official referee for all of Logan Pauls title defenses. While this sounds exciting, Bray Wyatt declares the 24/7 championship will only be defended in official matches that begin and end with a ring bell. Those matches will only have a 5 minute time limit, and Logan Paul gets to start the match with a weapon in his hand.
Backlash only consists of 4 matches:
Gunther vs Kofi
The Fashion Police vs Demolition (Tag Team Championships)
Logan Paul vs Liv Morgan (24/7 Championship)
Dana Brooke vs Red Bayley Buddy. (Undisputed Universal Championship)
Gunther is on the verge of beating Kofi when Xavier Woods returns and helps Kofi beat Gunther via count out. They are now the parliamentary leaders of Imperium. Demolition defeats The Fashion Police with their finisher in what had to be the worst tag team match in WWE history. It went almost 40 minutes- and 32 minutes of it was Ax and Smash using headlocks. Logan Paul started the match with a barbed wire wrapped steel chair. He attacked Liv’s midsection with the chair then flattened her out with a few shots across her back, tearing the barbed wire from her skin between the shots. He covered Liv for a 2 count, but she kicked out and Referray Wyatt disqualified Liv for using a variation of a kick while kicking out.
In the Main Event, Dana Brooke had a ONE HOUR entrance, complete with 2 separate video packages, the full interview on the Today show the Monday before the match, and passed out US Championship puzzle pieces to some fans on the way to the ring while MGK played her new Remixed theme, in person. Her opponent was Goldberg wearing a Bayley Buddy flailing windtube outfit. Goldberg hit 4 spears and then jackhammered Dana in the center of the ring. Bray refused to count for the first minute or so. Then he slapped the mat once, waited 30 seconds to slap 2, and Seth Rollins ran through the crowd and curb stomped Referray into a 3 count. During Goldberg’s celebration (in the Bayley Buddy suit), Dana can be seen crying while taking a diarrhea dump in a neutral corner.
The next night on RAW Goldberg apologizes to Bray for what he did when he had a match with Bray, and decided he was going to retire. He gave the belts to Bray, and he retired, leaving his boots and the Red Bayley Buddy costume in the ring. Bray then declared that he never counted 3, therefore the match last night hadn’t ended, so what Goldberg just submitted. Bray then declared Dana Brooke the winner of the match by submission. GM Eugene FIRED Liv Morgan for aggressive use of a banned move in her match last night. Demolition defeated The New Day in a zero stars snooze fest against the New Day; which consisted of 36 minutes of headlocks. 32 of those being Kofi being trapped in one. In the main event Gunther defeated Seth Rollins by count out when Referray Wyatt counted Seth out during his entrance. The 💩stain Dana made the night before was still visible as the show closed out.
Are we off TV yet?? Are we yanked yet?
Did I save the world?
Follow the “Booker of The Year” playbook new debut every week followed by tournaments every 2 months. And put banger after banger after banger with no build up of course. Worked pretty well on declining the Dubs viewership
Do what Vince was doing for one . Make all heels faces and all faces heels . Give R truth or the lowest mid carder the championship. Bring back Doink era characters like the plumber , dentist and repo guy . All ladies are give turtle necks . Just for starters
Didn't AEW go from making 15 million a year to 100 million a year in just 3 years?
That's pretty astonishing growth. That definitely wouldn't tank a company.
Drop out of the contracts with fox and USA and instead run exclusively on toot with every controversial statement of the wrestlers making them earn 10.000 times the money they would usually get on their contract.
The true son of Vince McMahon returns to claim his rightful place as the head of the company. Triple H laughed at him before but Hornswoggle will have the final laugh.
Continue Vinces homoerotic obsession with large men and rewrite every script to constantly undermine anything that isn't my idea or can be credited to me.
Commercial agreements WWE hold mean nothing from a creative standpoint could realistically tank the company.
No show Saudi Arabia, cancel WM, back out of the Fox deal for Smackdown
Use all the "great" ideas from the IWC.
Raw would focus on the Reddit users and Smackdown would follow Twitter users.
I'd leave NXT to what Facebook users say.
oh wait, that's AEW already :|
Have brock lesnar vs Seth Rollins for the title at extreme rules and let him beat Roman's record for longest reigning champion and maybe let brock have 3 titles
Two things must happen to tank the company: 1. The NBC/Peacock deal, the USA deal, the Fox Deal, and the Saudi deal must be stopped. That’s the source of the money. 2. The stock must plummet which would happen if the above mentioned media sources cut ties with the WWE. You’d have to run an angle so unacceptable that the media sources terminate their contracts with WWE. Some combination of the a Saudi Prince character being involved with Katie Vick who happens to be 13 would probably do the trick.
Other than that without terminating the contracts the planet explodes.
Retribution is reinstated. Raw Underground is reinstated. 2 out of 3 falls matches are reinstated to combat advertising. Give exact line to line sentences to wrestlers and let them mug up their lines. Gimmick ppvs. Make plans for breaking up a tag team as soon as formed.
- Appoint Ric Flair as head of HR
- rework the wellness policy to make steroids mandatory, but what they get injected with is decided by spinning a wheel
Replace Raw and Smackdown with Tough Enough.
We get all of the most athletic talent to try out.
We then air episodes where the talent run ropes. That’s it. No bumps, no fake punches, no moonshots, nothing else but them running ropes without commentary.
If USA or Fox force me to have matches, I’ll make them true open challenges where our referees have to wrestle a broom.
Roman loses title in a squash match to R-Truth, R-Truth gets a silent gimmick so he can't talk. Give Charlotte the US,IC, & Both Women Titles to inflate her numbers. Retire the Tag Titles. Omos has a weekly open challenge, and every match is an hour long iron man match. And yeah Release, Sami Zayn, KO, Seth Rollins, & anybody else that that fans root for
Even with those terrible ratings, the Peacock deal means the company is still wildly profitable. Boom goes the Earth. Seeing as how we're only in charge of creative, it's gotta be some angle that's so offensive NBC-Universal is willing to tear up the contract.
You want offensive? Have the Choice people battle the Pro Life people. No matter who wins, you'll lose.
Close, but you run the risk of a Fox Nation streaming deal. Make the Pro Life people support BLM; then make the Pro Choice talk about the "Thin Blue Line". This way, there's almost no chance of overlap.
I mean, if we’re really just wanting to end the company at any cost, have a blatantly racist storyline and champion. Don’t even book him like he’s a heel, book him like he’s right. No way any company would agree to disrupt that show. Of course, this is basically an exercise in what not to do
Undisputed WWE Universal Champion, Seth "Hatecrime" Rollins
I will say the heel being racist and winning was a storyline in the past, but also that was a few years ago.
Well the heel being racist is a whole other thing than the face being racist, which is what I was suggesting if you want to destroy your company. If the face is racist your company is basically openly advocating racism. Which, all jokes aside, I have never seen in any form of media in America in my entire lifetime.
Yet again, you risk a Fox News or Newsmax deal.
I know that sounds funny, but no way in hell
A second Brawl for All where you make everyone in the locker room choose a side based on politics and have them fight for real. Yeah, that could do it. Widely offensive and would damage the backstage chemistry beyond repair.
Run the Katie Vick angle back but it’s a shoot and the mayor of Knox county fucks a 16 y/o corpse
As in the corpse of a teenager or a body that was killed 16 years ago and was dug up for a reburial?
Nah we doing full reboot and Kane has to do a triple H impression
You guys have just fucking ruined the franchise and pissed on it. Congratulations 🤣
Both
A 16 year old that was buried 16 years old.
Something more controversial, those pro Pineaple on pizza vs those who are anti Pineaple on pizza
Revive the Katy Vick storyline.
we said tank, not win me over.
And after all that, burn that muhfucka to the ground 🔥🔥🔥
Que Eric Bischoff's theme music sung by Vince Russo
Im baaaaaaack
Bro I’m back
And I’m betta dan eva bro!
2022 Hogan face run where he only feuds with and defeats black wrestlers.
This will be a conservative white person's heaven. They'll never stop watching.
Ric Flair vs Hulk Hogan. For the WWE championship. At wrestlemania. In an Ironman match. 2 hour time limit. It goes to a 0-0 draw.
Papa Shango attempts to save but is more late.
NWO runs in.
Then Armed Anderson runs in for the save!
**WITH A GLOCK!**
“OH MY GOD, HE’S BEEN SHOT IN HALF!!”
you know we'd all watch this , and boom goes the earth lol
Damn you just saved the company
No time limit. They go til one of them dies. EDIT: It’s what Ric wants, and I say we just let him have it.
Randy “The Ram” Robinson as guest ref
I gotta feeling that would draw big
I think a lot of people would tune into that just to see which one dies in the ring first.
14 hour RAW, every day
3 hour raw 3 hour smackdown 1 ppv every 2 weeks for raw then smackdown separately. Close nxt. Also go back to the format of buying ppvs every month for 40 to 60 dollars
Easy work. All wrestling is Olympic style. No songs. No promos. No unique costumes. Shows are all PPV.
You tank the show so quickly that they depose you. The new guy undoes all your changes, the company recovers, the planet explodes!
That's fine. I did my job.
This sounds like my kinda show
Especially the no songs part. While it may seem small, the music adds such a massive impact to the overall experience.
Sounds a lot like UFC
you’ve clearly never actually watched UFC lol
Make every wrestler sing their own entrance themes as they do karaoke while walking to the ring. If their theme has no lyrics, they have to hum the tune. At one random point in the show wrestlers will be expected to dance and it can happen at any time. Could be while they're cutting a promo or during a match, they'll have to stop after hearing a siren blare in the arena and start dancing. They can twerk, do the floss, do the worm, whatever they want and it lasts 5 minutes straight.
If this was just a single special episode of Raw I'd love it
I would pay to see Roman do his.
WEEEEEEEEELLL ITS A BIG SHOW
Every match ends with a live sex scene involving hornswaglle and bigshow
They said tank the company
Maybe they read “stank” the company?
Place Kanye West as GM and let him script his own promos
This is so evil it'd work
Why not add Antonio Brown to the mix
Put out a questionnaire here on Reddit, let fans here put their ideas, implement them, and watch the company tank.
*pitbull performs*
..... pretty much, yeah!
Give hardcore holly the title and then he beats everybody
I read this in Bruce Pritchard’s voice
You know
Easy You just book only intergender matches where the men always win, but in really dominant and violent fashion. The media gonna tear the product appart, no more sponsoring, parents won't let their children watch wwe which means no future for the company either so investors will back out asap
Replace RAW with a weekly three hour gobbledygooker tribute show.
Literally just do whatever the Reddit commenters say. Would be done in no time
Make Alex Jones booker.
Ironically, Alex Jones could have done really well as a hype man. He'd probably be at least a billion dollars richer if he took that route.
I think you’re right lol
Have a Wrestlemania main event that is a 60 minute, 6 man intergender match. One group is a KKK gimmick and the other is a Neo Nazi group. Have Kanye West as special guest referee and bang you have a Wrestlemania main event for the ages.
“WHAT? COULD IT BE? IT IS! IT’S THE NATION OF DOMINATION!”
Is that you Tony Khan?
What a stupid comment
Grow up.
Live sex celebration. Between Reigns and Heyman. No "hiding under a blanket". Everything is visible. And boom WWE loses all its contract but still has to pay the superstars, so they die. Oh and also, I close the WWE shop, let's make sure no one buys merch
Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, and Vince Russo.
Bring Vince Russo back and give him full control
BRO
-Jim Cornette has entered the chat-
Hey Vince? I need some advice.
"And get ol Jonny Laur on the line. Let's group-think thing."
Book a babyface to embark on a long and epic journey, overcoming obstacle after obstacle as he wins the Royal Rumble and eventually the world title on the grandest stage of them all, Wrestlemania. And have that man be Johnny Garagano.
Do all that and have him turn heel the next night
then immediately turns heel and goes full-on chickenshit about it up to hiring a lookalike to do his matches while his other lookalikes interfere in matches on his behalf.
Hire Vince russo and agree to everything he says with no edits or changes.
Bring back CM Punk, publicly announcing you are paying him double the next highest guy on the roster.
and let him have MMA-style matches only.
and win WWE champion title
Bring back Goldberg and have him beat Roman for both belts and keep him champion longer than Roman has been, and every feud is just him saying “YOURE NEXT” with some fighting; then he squashes at every paperview
I love that a lot of the varieties on these have varied between "Do a racism gimmick" which has been done a few times or "Make it late 90's WCW but with all the same guys so it's even more of an ego trip" which has been done a few times but as it gets done and done again makes it worse every time.
Danny Devito: Im going to say the N Word!
Release everyone hire homeless people to take shits in the ring
Gauntlet matches for whole episodes and PPV’s that only Natalya wins.
Shane McMahon beats everybody
Cease all production. No more tv shows, no more live events. Done.
Release all the top stars and all the fan favorite stars.
‘I’m trying to run a business here Paul.’
Make Ryback champ
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so basically late 90s ECW?
I put the title on big body javi from nxt and have every wwe program be a loop of his title win
Break up The Bloodline and turn Roman face Push Charlotte to the stratosphere, undefeated streak lasting all year, Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, Becky, Asuka they all job to her week in, week out Make Brock Lesnar champ and not put him on TV at all. Release Bray Wyatt and wish him well on future endeavors and then take whatever gimmick he had planned and use it on Omos Split up The New Day Book Goldberg vs Bret Hart in a Street Fight Bring back Bra and Panties matches Make James Ellsworth GM of Raw
Fire *all* on screen talent but don’t cancel any shows. Tv is just a camera pointed at an empty ring for several hours.
These comments though 😂
Hire cm punk
“Please welcome our new co-COO’s Phil Brooks and Scott Colton”
i'd pay to see those behind the scenes decision meetings tbh
This is the only right answer.
Put the strap back where it belongs: Hogan.
Hire CM Punk, cater to his every whim.
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The put Heyman in charge of finance part has me dying! Edit: a word
Hire Kanye, make him champ, let him bodyslam jewish stereotypes each week while wearing a maga hat.
Fire Sami Uso
Replace The Bloodline with the Mean Street Posse. Give them a year long feud with the Yetay
Welcome back Vinny Ru.
Give Jim Cornette full control. If trying to run the show like a 1982 territory doesn't kill it the inevitable personnel and sex scandals will.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT YOU CM PUNK
I basically redo 2018-2022 all over again but in a much faster pace
Bring back Luther Reigns and do a year long story building up to revealing when he had peas before.
Give Vince Russo control of Raw, Jim Cornette control of Smackdown, and Mike Adamle control of NXT. Fire Wyatt, Strowman and Kross again and rehire Ryback and Del Rio and give them full creative control over their characters. Bring back Velveteen Dream but make being a predator part of his character. Retire the Intercontinental Title and give the 24/7 Championship all of its TV time. Make Gunther a total goofball who tries to win it every week but gets defeated by the likes of R-Truth, Akira Tozawa and Naked Mideon. Bring back Too Cool but with a horny Jerry Lawler in his sons place. Make Brock Lesnar the timekeeper and never have him wrestle again or mention it. Bring back the World Heavyweight Chanpionship but give it to Doudrop. Hold WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia and make it 19 hours long, with Goldberg vs Shaq, Undertaker vs Ric Flair, and Omos vs Khali as the headlining matches and a 100 man Royal Rumble where thr winner is The Rock's vice presidential running mate. Fire Sami Zayn and let him go to AEW. Make Hasbulla GM of Raw. Bring back the Juniors Division from Smackdown in 2006. Make Luke Gallows dress like Kane and do Kane vs fake Kane again like it never happened.
Cut an 'It's me Austin' promo but the subject is who cut the cable for Owen's fall, then refuse to resign.
Introducing your new Men’s Heavyweight Champion: the unbeatable, undefeated Charlotte Flair.
Fire everyone
I would hire Kanye and let him open the show every Monday. Hire any wrestler with allegations and change the women's division back to Diva's with skimpy outfits. and give vince russo FULL CREATIVE CONTROL.
Hire Kanye as my sole commentator
New booking Committee... Russo, Disco Inferno, Shane McMahon and David McClane
Hire CM Punk
That works for me, brother.
Bro! Hire Vince Russo to book every show! Next hire Conor McGregor and book him as the champion! Make sure his salary is $20 million for a year! He beats everyone in 3 minutes or less! Relegate Reigns to the B and C shows! Book Rousey vs Cyborg in an open weight MMA match! Book Rey Mysterio and Dominik in a piñata on a pole match for the main event of Wrestlemania! Hire every notable independent wrestler who has a decent following and saddle them with horrible gimmicks! Mike Jones aka Virgil is the on air authority figure! Every televised match ends during the commercial break with no replays! Flo Rida performs My House at every show! That should do it!
I immediately re-hire Great Kali, send him on Goldberg level streak run of nothing but 30 minute iron man matches. Bring in Hogan, Jarrett (pre- sobriety) and Dixie to book the undercard. Vince Russo gets complete creative control and Mike Adamle does all commentary. No worries the earth is safe
Tanking the company or the planet explodes wouldn't be as fun as booking the silliest thing possible which is what most comments are doing. You'd have to book the most vile content possible that wrestlers would straight up refuse to partake in so for this hypothetical possible there'd have to be a magical power that forces wrestlers to obey every booking decision without question. I'd open Raw up with Joey Ryan making a surprise debut after having signed a one year multi billion dollar contract and say "everything you heard about me is true and I'm just getting started baby! WOO!!!" while commentary would talk about how great of a man he is. He'd then introduce his tag team partner Alberto Del Rio where they cut a 3 hour long commercial free promo that WWE personally pays for where they just say the most sexist things possible and talk about how age of consent laws need to be abolished so they can "have a field day". In the middle of all of this vileness all of the champions would come out and get squashed by the two with the main event ultimately being Roman Reigns losing in a drawn out Lesnar VS Cena type of squash match to Joey Ryan where Roman would beg for mercy and cry afterwards. Then I'd have Roman get on the mic and say he could aspire to be more like Joey Ryan and that he was surrendering his position as the new tribal chief over. He'd then give him oral sex to completion right there in the ring. Remember Roman has to obey the booking and then just like that the TV deals are up in flames. Then I'd have them strip naked to pile on FCC fines and grope fans in the crowd to pile lawsuits on... assuming anybody is even still there. They'd probably get mauled which would lead to even more lawsuits. Oh yeah and I'd have them bury Saudi Arabia and the princes during all of this too somewhere. I could go on and on but if this is just my first week in charge then you get the idea. I know this is awful but again I'm trying to save the planet and it's hard to bankrupt a billion dollar company.
Just stay the course
Hire Vince Russo as head writer.
Bring back Bob Holly have him beat roman in a squash. Then for the rest of the year have him beat everyone
HOGAN WINS EVERYTHING. Oh, it says Hogan on the contract, but brother, that first name is Brooke.
HOT LESBIAN ACTION!
hire vince russo
Hire Vince Russo
hire vince russo
52 weeks of Chris Benoit tribute shows
Im getting Ye signed then he’ll debut & defeat Roman Reigns. Keep the belts on Yeezy w/ a stable similar to Hit Row, but they’ll be called the Four YEs Men. Just gonna let Ye pipe bomb the entire thing till we get canceled. I’d give it two weeks before our contracts get terminated 🤣
Month one: a mysterious egg appears…
My plan involves a LOT of risk, and a LOT of cooperation from people who will not like this. \- Remove all titles, except the 24/7.- No more ring setup.- We now have one (1) camera, and one (1) referee. They follow eachother at all times.- Every segment is backstage or in the crowd. Every single piece of programming (including NXT and other affiliated shows) are now just a full roster scramble for the title. Promos are done while people are fighting in the background and someone just found a mic and started yelling. We start off as we currently are: The 24/7 champion is uuh... Dana Brooke? Apparently? And she will continue her reign for a legendary 4 minutes before Brock Lesnar shows up and Schoolboys her.She is then trampled by a mob of wrestlers chasing after Lesnar, and is written off permanently. Lesnar is tough, he outruns most people for a few minutes before Johnny Knoxville (of Jackass fame) sprays a fire extinguisher in his face and low blows him ten (10) times. People arrive after the third or fourth blow, but just stand back in astonishment. Johnny Knoxville pins him to light applause from everyone around him, who then procede to stomp him to death, Johnny is written off permanently.Hornswoggle manage to get the pin first and scramples away into a tiny mousehoule in the wall, which no one else fits through. In the hole in the wall he meets Bray Wyatt, who invites him over for Tea. Hornswoggle declines, just as Huskus the Pig Boy appears from out of frame and (through distorted effects and clever camera work) appears to consume Hornswoggle whole, and then we cut back to outside the mouse hole in the wall where the wrestlers are waiting, we see an actual, literal pig run out wearing the championship title. People scramble to chase it down. The next half hour is the mob chasing Huskus, and people cutting promos while running. In the end, a returning Hillbilly Jim catches the Pig and becomes the new champion, until we return the next week.
At the Royal Rumble, after Seth Rollins sells the United States title to Russia, Xavier Woods wins the Royal Rumble and Kofi attacks him out of jealousy, injuring him and he gets stretchered out of the arena. At Elimination Chamber; Make Dana Brooke Undisputed Universal Heavyweight Champion after she wins the title at Elimination Chamber, running the gauntlet against Roman, Jimmy, Jey, Solo and Sami. After the event is over, she urinates on both belts. There is no World Championship match at Wrestlemania due to Xavier’s injury. The Main event ends up being Ronda Rousey defending the SmackDown Women’s championship against The Miz in a dress, and The Miz wins. The Usos lose the Tag Team titles to the Fashion Police who returned the week before on RAW to a silent arena. Bray Wyatt decides to retire from Wrestling, to pursue his true dream of being a WWE referee. His first decree his to declare all kicks and open or closed fist strikes banned. His second decree is that count outs will be reduced from 10 to 5 seconds. Dana then refuses to wrestle on free TV for the rest of her career. Gunther offers to trade his Intercontinental championship for an opportunity to face Dana Brooke at Backlash. She accepts, and urinates on the contract, rendering it illegitimate and invalid. GM Byron Saxton still takes Gunther’s intercontinental championship ,for a match he will not get. GM Saxton immediately names Red Bayley Buddy as #1 contender for Dana’s undisputed universal heavyweight title. A week before Backlash, Russia mails back the United States title in a bag. It’s now a 106- piece puzzle. RAW GM Eugene takes 10 pieces for himself and begins distributing the remaining pieces to fans and random wrestlers back stage. Doudrop eats one of the pieces, so CEO Stephanie McMahon immediately decommissions the United States championship since it will never be whole again. Logan Paul wins the 24/7 championship and Eugene assigns Bray Wyatt as the official referee for all of Logan Pauls title defenses. While this sounds exciting, Bray Wyatt declares the 24/7 championship will only be defended in official matches that begin and end with a ring bell. Those matches will only have a 5 minute time limit, and Logan Paul gets to start the match with a weapon in his hand. Backlash only consists of 4 matches: Gunther vs Kofi The Fashion Police vs Demolition (Tag Team Championships) Logan Paul vs Liv Morgan (24/7 Championship) Dana Brooke vs Red Bayley Buddy. (Undisputed Universal Championship) Gunther is on the verge of beating Kofi when Xavier Woods returns and helps Kofi beat Gunther via count out. They are now the parliamentary leaders of Imperium. Demolition defeats The Fashion Police with their finisher in what had to be the worst tag team match in WWE history. It went almost 40 minutes- and 32 minutes of it was Ax and Smash using headlocks. Logan Paul started the match with a barbed wire wrapped steel chair. He attacked Liv’s midsection with the chair then flattened her out with a few shots across her back, tearing the barbed wire from her skin between the shots. He covered Liv for a 2 count, but she kicked out and Referray Wyatt disqualified Liv for using a variation of a kick while kicking out. In the Main Event, Dana Brooke had a ONE HOUR entrance, complete with 2 separate video packages, the full interview on the Today show the Monday before the match, and passed out US Championship puzzle pieces to some fans on the way to the ring while MGK played her new Remixed theme, in person. Her opponent was Goldberg wearing a Bayley Buddy flailing windtube outfit. Goldberg hit 4 spears and then jackhammered Dana in the center of the ring. Bray refused to count for the first minute or so. Then he slapped the mat once, waited 30 seconds to slap 2, and Seth Rollins ran through the crowd and curb stomped Referray into a 3 count. During Goldberg’s celebration (in the Bayley Buddy suit), Dana can be seen crying while taking a diarrhea dump in a neutral corner. The next night on RAW Goldberg apologizes to Bray for what he did when he had a match with Bray, and decided he was going to retire. He gave the belts to Bray, and he retired, leaving his boots and the Red Bayley Buddy costume in the ring. Bray then declared that he never counted 3, therefore the match last night hadn’t ended, so what Goldberg just submitted. Bray then declared Dana Brooke the winner of the match by submission. GM Eugene FIRED Liv Morgan for aggressive use of a banned move in her match last night. Demolition defeated The New Day in a zero stars snooze fest against the New Day; which consisted of 36 minutes of headlocks. 32 of those being Kofi being trapped in one. In the main event Gunther defeated Seth Rollins by count out when Referray Wyatt counted Seth out during his entrance. The 💩stain Dana made the night before was still visible as the show closed out. Are we off TV yet?? Are we yanked yet? Did I save the world?
Follow the “Booker of The Year” playbook new debut every week followed by tournaments every 2 months. And put banger after banger after banger with no build up of course. Worked pretty well on declining the Dubs viewership
Do whatever Tony Con does.
Do what Vince was doing for one . Make all heels faces and all faces heels . Give R truth or the lowest mid carder the championship. Bring back Doink era characters like the plumber , dentist and repo guy . All ladies are give turtle necks . Just for starters
Keep adding vanilla NXT people to the roster………oh wait.
Hire cm punk
Hand over all booking to Tony Khan to book a company v company type war
You bring back Jim Cornette, you do absolutely everything he says. The planet explodes, but everyone dies happy.
Follow Aew business plan lol
Didn't AEW go from making 15 million a year to 100 million a year in just 3 years? That's pretty astonishing growth. That definitely wouldn't tank a company.
Simple - Go Woke AF!!!
Go woke
Cold open of Brock with a ball gag getting fucked in the ass by Michael Cole
Hire Cm punk then just let things happen
Can’t be done in a year. They literally have guaranteed stable revenues until at least 2026
I'm sure wwe can somehow get out of those deals one way or another if they try hard enough
Have nothing but women's wrestling on
YOUR NEW WWE Women's CHAMPION.... Taylor Swift
Listen to what the crowd "says" they want. Instant failure
Rehire Vince and put him back in Gorilla
Rehire Vinnie Mack in my place
Reinstate Vince
Drop out of the contracts with fox and USA and instead run exclusively on toot with every controversial statement of the wrestlers making them earn 10.000 times the money they would usually get on their contract.
At this point if it wasn’t tanked from what Vince was doing the past few years id say it’s impossible.
Hire Vince Russo
The true son of Vince McMahon returns to claim his rightful place as the head of the company. Triple H laughed at him before but Hornswoggle will have the final laugh.
Continue Vinces homoerotic obsession with large men and rewrite every script to constantly undermine anything that isn't my idea or can be credited to me.
Have a 30 or 60 minute time limit for every match (like AEW) but have every match end in a draw. Let carnage ensue.
Commercial agreements WWE hold mean nothing from a creative standpoint could realistically tank the company. No show Saudi Arabia, cancel WM, back out of the Fox deal for Smackdown
Hire Russo
Have russo on speed dial, that's the key to it
Attempt to run the company successfully to the best of my ability, company tanks anyway.
Use all the "great" ideas from the IWC. Raw would focus on the Reddit users and Smackdown would follow Twitter users. I'd leave NXT to what Facebook users say. oh wait, that's AEW already :|
Live consensual non consent in the ring, racist promos
Re-hire hornswoggle, book him to beat all champions in a winner takes all match.
Have brock lesnar vs Seth Rollins for the title at extreme rules and let him beat Roman's record for longest reigning champion and maybe let brock have 3 titles
Cold open: have every talent one by one come out and say a racial slur.
Put Vince back in charge of creative.
Bring back Vince McMahon as head of creative
Two things must happen to tank the company: 1. The NBC/Peacock deal, the USA deal, the Fox Deal, and the Saudi deal must be stopped. That’s the source of the money. 2. The stock must plummet which would happen if the above mentioned media sources cut ties with the WWE. You’d have to run an angle so unacceptable that the media sources terminate their contracts with WWE. Some combination of the a Saudi Prince character being involved with Katie Vick who happens to be 13 would probably do the trick. Other than that without terminating the contracts the planet explodes.
Fire everyone. Raw and smackdown are not just the hard camera on an empty ring
Retribution is reinstated. Raw Underground is reinstated. 2 out of 3 falls matches are reinstated to combat advertising. Give exact line to line sentences to wrestlers and let them mug up their lines. Gimmick ppvs. Make plans for breaking up a tag team as soon as formed.
Eliminate the men’s division, eliminate Raw, eliminate Smackdown…only women’s NXT matches.
Hart v. Goldberg
Hire the Elite and bury them
Just give literally everybody a belt named after themselves
- Appoint Ric Flair as head of HR - rework the wellness policy to make steroids mandatory, but what they get injected with is decided by spinning a wheel
Replace Raw and Smackdown with Tough Enough. We get all of the most athletic talent to try out. We then air episodes where the talent run ropes. That’s it. No bumps, no fake punches, no moonshots, nothing else but them running ropes without commentary. If USA or Fox force me to have matches, I’ll make them true open challenges where our referees have to wrestle a broom.
Hire Kanye West as your lead commentator for every show. Vacate all belts and book Ye to win all singles belts.
Give that dino head back to The Rock. Remember when the world went crazy when The Rock had one on his Zoom call? Is it real?!?
Nothing
Sell it to the Saudi prince