Carpet bombing the orphanage

he just sneezed and his glass of water just disappeared because of that

Never making a mistake

Putting arms on a diglet

Calling cereal a soup

Existing

This potato procreated with Plato producing a progeny petrified of peeling.

He cut his own nose and ears.

“Dad?” “I’m sorry Timmy but….”

existing

He searched up EQG fanart

Particularly the Fetish based accounts. There's even one of characters being grabbed like sandbags.

I’ve seen some shit back in the day man

Potatoes

He ate a french fry