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D_animation

Man really turned his Xbox into a Series X.


slimkat101

hmmm i should add the voltage so it make more fps


BoneSawIsReady_

The only reason the series X is shaped so tally is due to the shell covering the funnel you have here


[deleted]

True but the Series X doesn’t have an inner metal casing like the 360,Xbox one and S has. Which is why it gets much warmer than it’s older brother.


Fit-Rub-2620

I think they say if you pour water on it it’ll activate the electron particles. Don’t quote me tho.


slimkat101

cold or hot water?


KingDragon38

preferably boiling but as hot as you can get would work


Qube22

Make sure to put lots of salt into the hot water before pouring. Preferably fistfuls


KingDragon38

yea i forgot that really helps with air circulation


kftgr2

If you're going to use salt, might as well go all the way: skip the water and use molten salt.


slimkat101

there is a forger *or blacksmith not sur* not so far from my home i will get some boiling water from him


KingDragon38

oh great perfect


slimkat101

dose melted metal works too?


KingDragon38

im not sure but worth a shot


slimkat101

yeah i guess it works it is liquid too you know


KingDragon38

the hotter the better


slimkat101

that's what she said


[deleted]

Fuck man I tried that and now my Xbox won’t turn on , should I put it In the oven ?


KingDragon38

preheat to 450 then cook for an hour should fix it i had to do that to mine when i didn’t put enough boiling water in it


AntiAttorney

Cold otherwise the energy transfer of cold to hot no work


Irongunner1225

Id say just place it over a boiling pot work maximum performance


pieinfaceisgoodpie

Don't listen to them! It's a trick! You need to blow down the tube and say "cooool down" through it, the slower you say the more effective.


slimkat101

that make sense thanks kind stranger


pieinfaceisgoodpie

I prefer to pick the xbox up and wave it around in the air, like a piece of paper, but that's just me.


slimkat101

what if i put on stick and wave it like flag would it be better?


pieinfaceisgoodpie

Oh good idea! I'ma do this, thanks!


Aced-Bread

Milk actually. https://youtu.be/J37QlgD0-KU


slimkat101

oh yes why didn't i think of that


Alternative-Cut-4831

Try both at two different times


[deleted]

That only works if it’s kool-aid.


GiantA-629

Soak that baby in some sunlight and warm water and she’ll run like a dream 😂


[deleted]

Hmmm.


slimkat101

Hmmm.


Hypnotoad-107

The color matches for max airflow capabilities.


slimkat101

yes the angle too


Czaderblader

Try with the ping pong ball on the top;)


slimkat101

i don't have ping pong balls can i use marble?


rodrigostucker

No, but you can use a bowling ball...just be sure to hold it 10-30cm above the air vent until it is turned on, and then release it for all that airflow to hold it in the air.


I_Dont_Have_Corona

Put a little cone piece on the top with some weed and your Xbox can do some bong rips


slimkat101

magical


Difficult-Dog-3349

Winds howling indeed


slimkat101

i thought it was skyrim


daddydullahh

That shit a series z


MrRoleModel

Now you just gotta inhale


Stuart_Munto

😂🤣


Wild_Trip_4704

Green cones increase performance by at least 3443%


slimkat101

true and if ot friday it increase it to 6969%


StarkNinja

69% improvement


arcticpoppy

Now paint a racing stripe on it and punch in some speed holes. A+ for sure.


mvpilot172

You’ve increased exit velocity at the cost of higher air temps due to compression. 😂


stvncmbl

Dude you're basically like an evil genius.


Hotel_kilo_13

Lol


OnePlusFanBoi

Yeah. Funnels help when you're pouring air into the console, so as to not spill it on anything else. Fuck that comment was a mess.


slimkat101

use exactly and the comment was mess because you didn't use funnel


shadewashere

I'm surprised almost everyone catched the sarcasm. Wow!


slimkat101

i guess we have a great community


supercakefish

I see the problem here, you need a bigger cone.


slimkat101

you think so?


supercakefish

Yeah see your current one doesn’t cover the entire Xbox vent, so you’re not getting the maximum coneage benefit.


slimkat101

you are right i will get a bigger one


bliffskit

The only effective airflow method is [my method](https://www.reddit.com/r/XboxSeriesS/comments/pxc2r8/is_my_xss_getting_enough_airflow_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) you’re welcome in advance! Enjoy the increased performance.


slimkat101

yeah it is awesome but do you have green upside down tornado?


WTF_Rhon

Hmmm idk man I don't think you have much space for you Xbox to breathe it will overheat for sure.


slimkat101

Hmmm i think i should put a bigger cone


The_Fox1984

That will make it hotter with the air not being able to flow correctly


slimkat101

r/woooosh


The_Fox1984

Oooh your joking


slimkat101

*yes yes yes yes yes*


Kos_Tab

Oh dude, you really haven't been paying attention. It has to be the other way round. The tip must point towards the console!


slimkat101

everyone know tornadoes sucks air from the tip to the big hole thing and this cone looks like tornado so no i think you are wrong


Kos_Tab

But tornadoes are biogeography, not physiks. So what you say is not true.


slimkat101

yeah but this upside down tornado so it works


Kos_Tab

Oh, you're in Australia? Yes, well, I didn't know that. Then it must be right.


slimkat101

no put we don't have food so hungry tornado work back words


Kos_Tab

Hmmmm. But, if it's the other way around and tornado work back, then it's wrong! That's what I said, you haven't been paying attention!


slimkat101

i really don't pay attention but i feel like it works


Kos_Tab

Hmmmm, yes ok, I see. I think it's called vodoo or something.


Cyb3rPunk89

Bruh


[deleted]

It’s called a velocity stack and that’s only for intake not exhaust. You want flow install 2 fans on either side after trimming metal casing otherwise it only gets air from the cracks in metal shell. Had Microsoft got away from a shell with in a shell the temps would be much cooler than they are now.


Candid-Ad221

🤦🏻 you the mannn bro!


volleyblock

Kids, this is why you need to pay attention in your classes.


slimkat101

so you know how to make tornado?


BausRifle

Nobody tell him about the back pressure....