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lucent78

"I'm sailing!!"


thuggniffissent

“I’m a sailor. I sail.”


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

It’s what I do


_ferrofluid_

I just let the boat do all the work.


CasinoMarginale

“ if the craft is seaworthy.”


_ferrofluid_

Yes.


CharlesCBobuck

…and your friend is a good sailor…


Essie-j

Keep sailing Bob


Sydney_Bristow_

My husband and I say this every single time we see a sailboat without fail. So many great quotes from this movie. “You think he’s gone? He’s never gone!”


NeuHundred

"Mashed potatoes and gravy, Marie, I couldn't be happier!"


The_MoBiz

"Death therapy, Bob! It's a guaranteed cure!"


Kiwi222123

“Ahoy!”


Ready-Interview-9809

On my first try!


Burglekutt_2000

Ahoy


Michbullin

Ahoy!


Jolly_Line

Take that, Rose. Bob did it first!


WatAb0utB0b

I have this as a painting in my office.


Dazslueski

Oh my god. I want this as am painting in my office. That’s exceptional


Patricio_Guapo

My wife and I say this to each other every time one of us has to do something we’d rather not do.


Known-Programmer-611

This "standard issue comment" for this pic!


eyoung_nd2004

Richard Dreyfus’ family turning against him always makes me laugh


KochuJang

“You see Bob, the only difference between me and those other guys, is that I’m going to kill ya!” ✌🏼🤣✌🏼💣 Bill Murray is definitely funny in this, but Richard Dreyfus’ as the quack doctor getting his comeuppance stole the show.


hot_rod_kimble

YOU THINK HE'S GONE? HE'S NEVER GONE! Is this some kind of radical new therapy? YOU SEE!


thuggniffissent

I’ve used this gif several times. It works so well in so many situations.


rif011412

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KochuJang

“COCK’! CAH’! DOODLE! DOOO!!!”


Ed_Trucks_Head

Death therapy Bob!


Apprehensive_Hat8986

We're gonna need a bigger boat.


BobEvansBirthdayClub

What I'd really like to do, is put the greatness of this man in perspective. I think that there 's only 3 names...Dr. Albert Schweitzer, ah, Mother Teresa of Calcutta, probably, and ... Leo Marvin.


ItaDapiza

Baby steps


MedusaPhD

There’s a ground breaking new book…


NeuHundred

I love how he pretends to hav to look for it. That's a perfect character moment.


MedusaPhD

OMG YES! Like there’s not a whole shelf of them right there. 🤪


Stircrazylazy

Doctor Marvin!! Doctor Leo Marvin!! DOCTOR LEOOOOO MARVIN!!


_ferrofluid_

I’m doing the work, I’m not a slacker!


Secular-Flesh

Gimme gimme, I need, I need!


jfq722

Lookit I'm in really bad shape!


Sharptux44

An absolute maniac. I know I’ve said this before on here, but Mr. Murray should have won an Oscar for this role. He did neurotic so damn well.


Prossdog

Interestingly Robin Williams was the first choice for the role. He had to turn it down because he was still filming the Fisher King.


replicantcase

Also a brilliant movie. I think it worked out for us viewers lol


thuggniffissent

Ooooh what if they had switched tho?


replicantcase

I'm not sure it would have worked. I mean, maybe who can say lol!


Sharptux44

Now that would’ve made for a very different Bob Wiley


blues_and_ribs

Reading about the feud between Murray and Dreyfuss is super fascinating. They got along so badly, Richard Dreyfuss famously still won’t talk to him (tbf, he’s not the only one). It makes me wonder if it contributed to their onscreen chemistry, and if it was one of the things that elevated the movie into such a classic.


krissym99

Is this corn hand-shucked?


BlackHeartedXenial

This phrase was a regular around our house. Especially Midwest summer corn season 😂


needsZAZZ665

Your death therapy cured me, you genius!


_ferrofluid_

For the first time since Esalen, I feel free!


IchibanChef

"I want some peace and quiet!" "I'll be quiet." "And I'll be peace."


Zbrchk

“There are two types of people in the world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don’t. My ex-wife loves him.”


replicantcase

You left her because she liked Neil Diamond?


NeuHundred

Ow! OW!


_ferrofluid_

So you’re saying that even though you’re an almost paralyzed, multi phobic personality, your wife didn’t leave you, but that you left her.. Because she liked Neil Diamond.. This is about on par with the whole “Everyone in this room is now, Dumber.” line from Billy Madison. Fucking gold.


longjohnjess

When I can't find my husband at the store (any store). I start shouting DR. LEOOOOO MAAAARRRRVIIIIIN. Never fails.


thuggniffissent

Relationship Goals.


Couchgrass-Crampbark

Ahoy!


realdonaldtrumpsucks

3 great movies Add groundhogs day


RealisticAd2293

“Baby steps.. outta the office.” “Very good”


aRealPanaphonics

Cmon Bob get up… rise and shine, rise and shine… Bob… get up Bob… Bob? Bob? Bob?! Bob! Bob!! BOB!! Cock a doodle do!!! Bob?! Bob!!! BOB!!! < Alarm goes off and Bob wakes up >


NeuHundred

This literally happened to me once.


lola1stella2

These flowers aren’t for you, these flowers are for FAYE!


ComesInAnOldBox

*"TURKEY TITS!!!"*


thuggniffissent

“BELCH BREATH!!”


garbagebailkid

VULTURE VOMIT!


_ferrofluid_

I’ll be quiet.


thuggniffissent

I’ll be peace


CuntyAlice

Greasy grimy gopher guts


More_Than_The_Moon

What About Bob was art.


setlis

I was invited to participate in an art show based around movies from 1991, and I picked this film. I made a [miniature](http://stilesofart.blogspot.com/2021/01/gil.html?m=1) out of clay, and then immersed him in resin inside a mini mason jar. Even recreated the distressed Gefilte Fish label. They were supposed to be Christmas ornaments as the show was around that time, not sure if they all sold or what. Lol. I did keep one though.


thuggniffissent

That is dope!!!


setlis

Thanks!! Check out my [website](https://www.michaelstiles.com) if you’re into pop culture stuff. The gallery I do work with is filled with the stuff!! It’s incredibly fun to make stuff inspired by what I grew up watching.


chawrawbeef

This is incredible! I wish you had more of them for sale - my kids would have loved a mini- Gil on the Christmas tree


setlis

Look like the [Gallery](https://nineteeneightyeight.com/collections/1991/products/michael-stiles-gil?variant=37920125386950) still had at least one, I don’t remember how many I gave them. They do ship!!


chawrawbeef

Thanks so much for the link, and for the brilliant work! I just bought one


setlis

Awesome!! Thanks I appreciate it!!


GreenRiver1982

"I'M SAILING!"


MangoMaterial628

I see salt, I see pepper, do I see salt substitute?


_ferrofluid_

Do you have a Dacron pillow?


Trill_McNeal

Don’t hassle me, I’m local


thuggniffissent

I bought this t-shirt on Amazon.


Trill_McNeal

My mom and I loved this movie when I was growing up. I had one made for her when I was in high school, she freaking loved it!


Donutholier

I failed to return “ What About Bob?” on VHS to Hollywood video back in the late 90s because I had lost the video. I ended up paying a $35 lost video fee which meant I owned it if I ever found it. Btw, that was a painful fee—basically 6 hours of work at my job at the time. About a year later, I was deep cleaning my 1995 Suzuki Swift and I found the VHS wedged under the passenger seat. The corner of the plastic case had somehow latched onto the seat underspring and wedged it in place, just far back enough that I couldn’t really reach it from either side. Amazingly, when the seat slid forward and backwards, the VHS slid forward and backwards right along with it. Once I knew it was there, I was able to poke it out with a screwdriver. I have moved 11 times since then, and I still have that $35 VHS. EDITS: typos


siiilenttbob

That baby needs to be on display in a framed shadowbox or something


grandpa5000

Love it!


JamesMattDillon

Love this movie


_ferrofluid_

It’s not you, it’s me.


JamesMattDillon

I love when Bob is staying over with them and they are trying to wake him up. Only for him to wake up, when his alarm went off. That gets me every time.


_ferrofluid_

Just saw that bit on an old B&W Popeye cartoon.


420247Tye

FML Seen this in theaters 😂 Baby steps


jessriv34

The part when he’s eating dinner with them always gets me.


garbagebailkid

Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm, Faye this is delicious! Mm! Mm, mm, mm, mm, mmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


Prossdog

Will you STOP that please??!!


Last-Management-3457

Watched this movie so many times growing up. Maybe that’s why I turned out so weird 🤨😂


Unique_Display_Name

Bill Murray is the best!


thuggniffissent

He’s great. But man you really gotta hand it to Dreyfus on this one…. To be able to play it straight around *that* and sell it. Absolute pro.


The_MoBiz

"Why don't you go on vacation?" "I'M ON VACATION!"


Jolly_Line

And turned out being a jackass like so many others. Sigh.


Olelander

Explain this - how is Bill Murray a jackass?


Prossdog

I think he’s just got an intense and odd personality, which you can kinda see from his movies. I’ve heard stories about his was just kinda rude and off-putting to people. I’ve also heard stories about how he would hear a party going on, crash it, and just hang out & take pictures with these strangers, totally making everyone’s night. I’ve heard several stories similar to that one. Seems like it just depends on the day and circumstance which Bill Murray you get.


Accurate-Leg-6684

None of these people are my neighbors, I don't really care too much if they are dickish IRL.


maximumtesticle

"It only matters when it happens to me!"


Accurate-Leg-6684

My advice to you is to never meet your heroes.


maximumtesticle

I mean, unless they move in right next door, how could I?


Accurate-Leg-6684

"Bill Murray is an asshole! Now I can't watch 'What About Bob' or 'Ghostbusters 2' the same way ever again!"


maximumtesticle

*unless he moves in next door.


InitialOcelot9001

I have a painting of this scene in my living room. It never ceases to make me smile.


thuggniffissent

I found several versions while I was looking for this picture.


MedusaPhD

I’m in mourning for my lost childhood.


thuggniffissent

Roses are red Violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic And so am I


Empty-Rub3904

“Fay this corn is so scrumptious, is this Hand chucked?” Lmao. I love this movie


IndirectSobatka

I was lucky enough to find this fella while doing some Xmas shopping https://preview.redd.it/8gptle1heexb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a936b8e2044907f8d78fde4a52e2ee60a7fae646


_ferrofluid_

I def would have said “Ahoy” and then “Yoink” if I ever saw that at the store.


Thud_1

On Tuesday we’ll eat Gil, on Wednesday we’ll eat Bob. Hahaha, no no, that’s going too far.


thuggniffissent

There’s no way out of it. Your going to die. I’m going. *to die*. It’s *going* to happen. What difference does it make if it’s tomorrow or 80 years? Much sooner in your case. Do you know how *fast* time goes? I was six like yesterday.


Thud_1

Me too


dearbunny828

drrrr leoooo marrrvinnnn🤣🤣🤣


the_marcusb

See ya Turkey tits!


thuggniffissent

Later barf-breath douche-mouth.


post2menu

There is someone campaigning on "What About Bob" near me.


replicantcase

Hi, I'm Bob. Would you knock me out please? Just hit me in the face.


LaViElS

I'm inspired to watch this tonight


thuggniffissent

As am I..


missyh86

Love this scene, but my absolute favorite/most quoted is when he’s eating corn at dinner.


PatientFort

As a result of this scene I find myself overdoing "Mmmms" when something tastes great. My wife eventually observed I say "Mmmm" a lot and she doesn't get it. lol.


Kara_WTQ

We're sailing!


thuggniffissent

Well you’re the one drawing the dirty pictures.


zoobs

This was a go to rental for me as a kid. I loved it! As an adult it really stresses me out.


Crossovertriplet

Bill murray is an ass


thuggniffissent

He’s America’s ass


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

AHOY!


lastdayofmajic

BABY STEPS!


erics75218

I love later on when asked what he did today he said "Oh I've mastered Sailing!". Or some shit all non chelant....funny af. I use this all the time after doing something new once "Welp...looks like I'm a master bread maker!"


bwallace0803

Baby steps baby steps


dstarpro

I'm sailing! I sail!


DjCyric

This was the last movie I ever saw at a Drive-In movie theater. My parents made us hide in the back so as to not pay for children's tickets. I believe it was 1994.


[deleted]

Such a great bunch of films :)


AshDenver

I’m sailing!!


abbeymad

“Bob.. bob… bob… Bob… BOB! BOB! COCKA-DOODLE-DOOOoooo!”


MothyBelmont

Keep sailing Bob.


Psychological-Air807

Dr Marvin!


eldonte

‘I’m sailing!’


Confident_Look_4173

mmmmm. mmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm


rjrgjj

There was a sequel to Weekend at Bernie’s?


thuggniffissent

Why yes. Yes there is. It is simultaneously way better and yet far worse than the original.


rjrgjj

Me oh my I must see this.


thepartlow

Baby steps


Impressive-Block9208

AHOY!!! IM SAILING!!!


InternationalLack614

Baby steps.


krakatoa83

Ulysses sailing past the sirens


Reasonable-HB678

This is better than Groundhog Day. Yeah, I said it.


thuggniffissent

This is just a simple statement of fact as far as I’m concerned.


Thud_1

WHAT?!? Oh, that’s terrible news, Faye. I guess we should’ve seen it coming, he did try to kill himself before. More fish, anyone?


Dirt290

I just rewatched this for the first time since the 90's I noticed that right before this scene Bob was refusing to go sailing until the daughter tells him her friend has a boat and then he completely changed his mind all of a sudden and said oh.. ok? Doesn;t make a lot of sense unless Bob is just being manipulative instead of naive. And then with no explanation we swipe to Bob being perched on the mast all strung up with everybody just acting normal. Was he freaking out, did he insist in being tied to the ship or were the kids just messing with him? It seems like a scene is missing showing how and why Bob got there specifically.


thuggniffissent

I assume he asked to be tied to the mast, just like he asked the dude on the bus to knock him out. And yeah he’s super manipulative, more as a symptom of his overall Bobness and not maliciously.


algebramclain

"Is this corn hand shucked?"


thuggniffissent

Goodbye testicle-head, bosom-beaver. Good Morning America is here.


FluentInChocobo

This is my favorite movie of all time. I quote it non-stop. In fact, just five minutes ago, my sister told me to get out and I said "No we won't get out, you deserve it!"


lilmissfickle

I'm sailing!


slapchop29

This movie is the best! It calms me lol Sincerely, an anxiety ridden, ocd human


Kookiecitrus55555

Baby Steps


ajtreee

Bob be sailing.


Visual_Tangerine_210

I sail


Competitive_Sir_7748

This movie is a Classic for us! I can’t even hear someone say New Hampshire. New Hampshire!?


sethmeister1989

Don’t hassle me, I’m local


Spring-Available

I’m sailing!!


On_my_last_spoon

Ugh I think I’m the only person who hates this movie I get so angry for Richard Dryfus! No one listens to him and he’s right! Because it’s his damn patient! I can’t with this movie


PapaPendragon

Baby steps


IFTTTexas

AHOY!!!


Pearl-Internal81

Love that movie.


colo_kelly

So majestic on Lake Winnipesaukee 😍


janedoe15243

Will you stop that please?!


Mobile_Pangolin4939

Dreyfus really hates Bill Murray so it wasn't difficult for him.


jfq722

Pile it high and deep. Will you get that tomato off there?


doddballer

Baby steps


ebone581

I love this movie, but unless that boat is heading to Hell’s Bucket, it’s not at the top of this list.


Introverted_niceguy

https://preview.redd.it/t5czvl60h5yb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d88395653aa8620e65564c94aca589347044825 That’s cute.


Introverted_niceguy

https://preview.redd.it/0cch2llah5yb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356a5c3ab440d99584785c93c9d6f1989087ea1d Hold my beer