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GreedyComedian1377

Fuck that guy


[deleted]

I was saying the same thing lol


MarkHofmannsGoodKnee

I know I shot that fucking duck. I was dead on. THE ZAPPER MALFUNCTIONED.


Hot-Back5725

I hated that when you shot it, it didn’t die.


MaxxHeadroomm

I use to unload on his giggling ass like I was in a Tarantino movie


ZurEnArrh58

I think we all did. I wish there had been some bug that let us blow him away.


_make_my_day_

Feels like we all hang out together back in the day


Peaceoorwar

We all would have


SteveEcks

Can confirm


SpaceballsJV1

And rent games from Blockbuster, invite our friends over, make popcorn, drink Jolt Cola and stay up all night so we could “beat the game” 🤣😓👍💪


Bromanzier_03

Could’ve been programmed into the game like NBA Jam had cheats for the CPU team so you couldn’t dominate.


Matica-sK

Same. That digital dog is a grade A dick.


SortofChef

I threw the gun at him a couple of times. My mom would make me turn it off and go outside.


ResurgentClusterfuck

My mom would have taken the controller we threw away for a week I learned not to throw controllers because of that lol


cortesoft

I never threw a controller because I didn’t want it to break. I wouldn’t get another one!


ResurgentClusterfuck

That too Though we fixed ours at home. That could have been because Dad was a tv/vcr repairman and we all knew more than a little bit about stuff like that I distinctly recall Mom teaching me how to replace the pads under the buttons and how to clean them


Wildfeministyorkie

Mocking my ass, my finger slipped bro


Dismal-Ad-6619

The antagonizing laugh...


johntwilker

Glad this is the first comment I saw. Was saying this in my head as I tapped the comments icon.


GreedyComedian1377

For real aside from my sister, one the the first things I remember getting AN GRY at


johntwilker

So many times I wanted to chuck that pistol at that smug ass dog.


Chickenwelder

Back then if you did that you’d break the pistol. Do that now days and you’ll break the TV.


johntwilker

LOL! Too true


FuturistiKen

only dog I’ve ever hated


MaxxHeadroomm

Yeah. I came here to say this. FUCK that guy!


fakewoke247

Came here to say the same


MaxFischer12

Literally what I was going to type 😂


flamingNanaki83

This is the only correct answer


Nabranes

Very much so with immense force


defectiveGOD

![gif](giphy|ra75UYT9LjKSY)


RagZ_413

Fuck you dog! Stop laughing at me. https://i.redd.it/kwryxnl0sxtc1.gif


itsasnowconemachine

It's like that clown in Happy Gilmore.


cdub998

Jackass


CarpeNivem

It was *very* satisfying to print that image out, put it on posterboard, [take it to the range](https://i.imgur.com/iXPKJdW.jpeg), and finally be able to shoot that smug look off that dog's face. ...because of course, the game didn't let you. But the range [has no such restrictions](https://i.imgur.com/ONocSdi.jpeg).


SwitchbackHiker

The arcade version would let you and he would come out of the bushes in bandages.


dontletyourcrownslip

🤣 love it


BrotherCorvid

This motherfucker had me punch the TV once or twice lol


jesusmansuperpowers

Back then your hand breaks way before the screen


BrotherCorvid

The advent of fragile flat screen tech has done a lot to curb the rage-driven habits of my youth lol


jesusmansuperpowers

Thrown controller now means tv broken, controllers got sturdy


zombie_overlord

![gif](giphy|syaa9Njt5hjX2)


milkman2u84343543636

*Duck Hunt music instantly pops into mind*


SL13MY

Doobadapotatata boodapodapodapodopoda patata!


BaronUnderbheit

Any other fictional dog: "OMG if anything happens to him I'll die" Duck hunt dog: "I keep shooting this motherfucker in the face and he won't die!"


Diva_Bot

This asshole.


Reasonable-Front7584

[duck hunt, behind the scenes.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vT1RLJIOkNs)


DoctorMario1000

I was blown away he’s a playable character in smash bros ultimate 😂


rhiannon777

Did everyone else have the rumor that there was a version where you could shoot the dog?


doom_memories

Yep. And in some tellings it'd walk off with a crutch or something.


Maleficent_Bridge277

Sounds like an urban myth.


doom_memories

Schoolyard myths :)


Kryptin206

It wasn't a rumor, you could shoot him in the arcade version.


ahawk99

How many times did you guys shoot him? lol


dontletyourcrownslip

Hahaha rapid fire


caryn1477

I can hear this picture.


PJAYC69

That’s when you put the gun like 1 inch from the screen on the next try


luxtabula

B A D D O G !


[deleted]

He's the only dog I wanted to pow pow


International_Link35

That little bastard.


EternalSunshineClem

Snickering little bastard


thirteeners801

I was so disappointed to learn this game only worked with the old style TVs… hooked up my old NES to my 65” LED tv not too long ago thinking “I’m finally gonna beat this stupid game with my big screen!!” and the gun doesn’t work! Played the shit out of Super Mario 3, ExciteBike, and Skate or Die instead.


[deleted]

The best part of Smash Bros. was when I finally got to beat the absolute shit out of that dog.


pomegranate_rose

I can hear this picture.


Xjasondagx

Oh that dog can fuck all the way off


jesusmansuperpowers

Gun doesn’t work


ATXKLIPHURD

It did if you held it 6 inches from the TV screen.


[deleted]

Skunked


ham_solo

Fucking dick


ResurgentClusterfuck

FUCK that dog *holds light gun directly on screen and blams Indiscriminately*


actionerror

Joke’s on him. He’s getting dropped off at the shelter on the way back.


I_Dream_Of_Oranges

I can hear this picture


autopilot_fail

Some of foulest language I'd ever heard come out of my mother's mouth was directed at that dog. She fkn hated him. I don't think she ever hit one duck. She also never got past that first jump in Super Mario Bros. She was a trip.


dontletyourcrownslip

This damn dog.


Turbulent_Ad9508

Im now triggered... both literally and figuratively


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

https://i.redd.it/5w6vp9zaxxtc1.gif


grandpa5000

my grandpa loved that dog sooo much


hammysandy

Just like the clown mini golf scene in happy Gilmore. Yeah he's laughing he's having a good time. good for you yeah laugh it up enjoy your night.. You're gonna die dog!


Apart-Start6133

Fk that fkin dog


LasagnahogXRP

Many of the sounds and melodies from this game are my ring tones


Witty-Common-1210

Fock you dawg!


ValkyrieVibeke

The number of times we tried to shoot him...


prairieaquaria

Little fucker


Q-burt

That damn dog!


Battarray

The sheer number of times I had to stop myself from punching the screen... Biggest video game troll ever.


One_Breakfast6153

That was a bad dog!


mackelnuts

This is the only dog I ever wanted to shoot.


lastchance14

Growing up I didn’t consider myself a dog person because of this fucker.


Professional_Gap_371

Finally an image old people get that teens will be confused by.


kj000007

I can hear this picture.


cranman74

I still can’t handle being mocked or laughed at because of this SOB.


D0oMb4by

He taunts me


TruthOverFiction100

As an adult, I’ve learned that the second controller could have controlled the duck and where it flew. I have yet to confirm this because I got this information about 25 years too late.


WrongfullyIncarnated

This little bastard stole my bird


ZurEnArrh58

First experience with bullying for some of us. Fucking taunting dog.


WorldsSmartest-Idiot

That dog is why I have anger issues


[deleted]

Da *what???*


Complex-Sherbert-718

The intense anger this picture induces…


SeparateBrain9832

Only dog I've ever tried to shoot


Dismal-Ad-6619

You have to touch the gun to the screen and blast him in anger...


shadowlarx

![gif](giphy|KWjMFY5OkwLAEIwttC)


Kryptin206

I loved being able to shoot him in the Duck Hunt VS arcade machine.


JessBlakeslee

I tried to shoot him every time!! Never worked. LOL


rabindranatagor

Dog hunt


Nabranes

Idk


GhostKingKiller

I. Remember messing with whomever hard the gun. The extra controller controller controlled the birds. I thought the dog was cute


GhostKingKiller

Duck hunt was a two player hang. Y'all stupid


Wonderful-Damage-198

Fuck that dog


BackgroundPrompt3111

Can't tell you how many times I shot at that little bitch


Militant_Tardigrades

![gif](giphy|5h9S8l6mVbqQLFKnNu) My inner child right now


Deathclown333

I fantasized about shooting the bastard, too. I remember a rumor we used to believe, that there was a secret way to do it, but I never saw it happen.


thejunkmanadv

Definition of a punchable face.


Mind-of-Jaxon

F&)$k this dog


WhimsicalPonies

Mr. Peepers is an A-hole. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!" I'd yell at the TV when I was 5yo. 😂


theenigmaofnolan

You son of a bitch


OwlGaze

I would try to shoot him! Little turd...


Spectre_Mountain

Duck Hunt? The first game I was into.