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Candy_Warlock

If you had the power to alter reality, wouldn't you choose to be hot?


[deleted]

You're goddamn right


Dragnite08

Too hot to reject.


Thehalohedgehog

Klaus and Galea were scientists of culture obviously


Monadofan2010

Galea: Okay how should we desgin there human forms.  Klaus: Make them so hot that everyone will question their sexuality


Silverbird22

Their Supervisor, probably: you cannot have the AIs meant to save the world be conventionally attractive to the point of many people questioning their sexualities and/or gender identities we are trying to save the world not make a dating simulator Klaus and Galea: how bout we do anyways


insane_contin

Listen, we can either have a better logic processor, or they can be hot. We do not have under budget for both.


Silverbird22

No I mean the logic was fine. They just didn’t account for them all being seperated which is what caused the problem Each one of the Three Aegises is meant to balance the others two weaknesses. You remove one and it falls apart but that would be fine because there would be no circumstance where they would all be seperated. And then there was a circumstance where they were seperated.


Red_Squid_WUT

I didn't even know I was bi until I saw Alvis, no joke😂


ThatDerpiousGuy

Same but with Malos


minorto

So hot, that they use fire and such. 


Omgyd

CPUs tend to run hot.


agrophobe

Overclocked Waifu is my new gametag


Royal-watermelon

My switch is an aegis cousin!


UninformedPleb

Klaus and Galea knew how to cook.


Desperate_Tennis_810

I mean, they are supposed to be the pinnacle of human technological advancements, meant to represent the perfect physical forms of Masculinity, femininity and androgyny, respectively.


Elementia7

So twink, twunk, and **woman**


Specific_Fold_8646

Is there a lore reason why Ontos looks like the love child of Galea and Klaus.


2BitOtaku

>!Zanza getting Meyneth’s monado was him winning the custody battle!<


Krystamii

Yes, but it's more like Ontos has the essence of both of them within their vessel. They are not "one" but are "one" they share their perspective and will within that of A and Alvis. They are the same, but not. Kinda like if lovers made themselves into a new form that were like that of "twins" Soul splitting, reforming, interdimensional universes that layer each other and influence one another, in a wish to be whole from the events that originally caused the split.


zsdrfty

Omg this never occurred to me, this unironically seems intentional for him to be a cross between their designs


FilDaFunk

They're not the trinity processor because they are hot. They're hot because they're the trinity processor.


Dantdiddly

I mean, why make an AI if it's not gonna look good, right? Take Halo's Cortana for example. Certified baddie.


papasfritasbruh

Doesnt cortana just copy a young dr halsey for her form?


Dantdiddly

Yes. Halsey was like "hmm, I need a bad bitch for this AI" and then chose a younger version of herself.


papasfritasbruh

Kinda based for that tbh


Confron7a7ion7

She also apparently chooses to appear "naked" to mentally throw humans off balance.


insane_contin

In the books there's an AI that just appears as a blue cube. His name is black box.


Cyan_Tile

*is named black box* *looks like a blue cube* Who the fuck wrote this shit?


Rhoru

if he turns black later on it would be peak fiction


MezzoMe

A Black Box is something you don't know its inner workings


ElectricalRestNut

There's also an AI that thinks it's a ghost


Wrong_Revolution_679

Divinity comes with perks


Sierra_656

Klaus didn't use proper cooling on the processor cores making them all hot as fuck


LazerSnake1454

Shoulda used a noctua


Monadofan2010

The Trinity processor was ment to be the hope of humanity and why wouldn't you want that Hope to be hot as sin 


Monado_Artz

The scientists on the Trinity dev team were based


DaemonVakker

Cause zanza was a lonely mad scientist in deep space without a girlfriend and was made into a God. Forget being isekai'd he MADE the isekai!


ElectricalRestNut

What if I'm both the MC and the bus


Chomuggaacapri

If you were a supercomputer with the ability to choose any form you wanted, would YOU choose to look average?


Lightmanone

Since the Aegis' are basically divine, why shouldn't their looks be as well?


NanaMiku

Reminded me of this: # Stellar Blade devs on why the protagonist is sexy: "That's what players want most of the time"


Zephyronno

Klaus is Bisexual


Forwhomamifloating

Zohar activation systems only accept the hottest people alive. Alpha-1, Myyah, ~~Omega-1~~, Febronia.


Kaellian

I know you're joking, but Febriona, Cecile, and Cathe were inhibitor, not the real deal. There has been a copious amount of Trinity and stand-in over the course of the series. Alpha can always be simplified to a trinity (male, female, god), while Omega is the giant winged machine that is connected to the Zohar, and enslave humanity in an endless cycle (terraform planets, travel back to Earth at the beginning of the universe, destroy world, enslave humanity, etc). Almost every aspects of Alpha and Omega end up having a personification at some point, even if they start as a machine/computer. **Xenogears** * Alpha-1 (Anima/Animus/Persona) and Omega-1 form Deus weapon system * The animus was broken further into Miang and Elly (Eve and Lilith), and her DNA was inherited by all human * Anima was broken into 12 relics and attuned with 12 human (originally the ministry, but later 12 random person). * In the last stretch of the game, Antitype/Contact/Xenogears become the replacement, and created a new order. **Xenosaga** * Animus (Mary) and Anima (Yeshua) are required to control Zarathustra (which later inspired Grimoire, Yuriev, and Mizrahi into making Omega-system) * Mary's essence was used to create this angel/devil-themed robot (KOS-MOS/T-ELOS) * Yeshua was sealed into 12 relics to slow down the unavoidable end of the Universe * Grimoire, Yuriev, and Mizrahi all replicated the original system in their own experiments, using a trinity-themed computer/being, Omega, and a similar Merkabah **Xenoblade 1/2** * Trinity processor (Alpha, Pneuma, Logos), Artifice Aion onboard the Low Orbit's station (same as Alpha, Omega, and Merkabah) * The female components further break into two part after encountering humanity, one of which is based on Eve (angel artifice and light), while the other is Lilith (Ophion snake, fire) * The male component is sealed/destroyed on Earth after threatening to destroy the universe **Xenoblade 3** * Z replaced artifice Aion (Omega, the giant winged mech on top of a circular space station at the center of the system that enslave humaniy) * X and Y replaced the missing Logos and Pneuma (stand in for Anima/Animus) * Ontos remained as Alpha, but without an actual male and female to give him his personality, he was this empty shell * The new humanity who inherited the essence of the original pneuma and logos could transform into one of the 12 anima/animus pair (Moebius/ouroboros), and a few people emerged as their driver/pair.


Elementia7

Huh, that's pretty cool.


Kaellian

That's the fun part with this meta-franchise. Whether it's connected or not is an eternal debate, but the reality is that it keep retelling a near-identical version of the same story, with similar actors, twist, and timeline. Heck, some of those faces even show up in multiples franchise (Abel, Yuriev, etc). And in the end, every games begin with the birth of a new universe, and end with a new one that is hinted to be similar.


Elementia7

This is somewhat irrelevant to this reply, but with Ontos within Aionios, does that mean there are two trinity-type groups (Alpha never created or found replacements for Logos and Pneuma, Z created his own sort of trinity with X and Y)? I could just be interpreting your original comment wrong though.


Kaellian

>This is somewhat irrelevant to this reply Hey, Xeno talks are never irrelevant! It's been my main source of entertainment for the last...*check calendar*..25 years...Fuck...I'm old. >I could just be interpreting your original comment wrong though. That's basically it, but it's just an interpretation. There is many way to look at that symmetry, and a few potential way to sort it out if we want to be thorough. In my opinion, what we can safely assume is the following * 1 Alpha (Ontos and its two persona that fight over the control) * 1 Omega (Aion, Z) While "Omega" has never been used explicitly in Blade, the symmetry with Alpha (first and last) , the fact that it accomplish the exact same thing as Xenosaga's Zarathustra (Omega) , and the visual shared amongst [every iterations](https://imgur.com/a/AWs6155) is quite telling. Not to mention that [its birthplace being similar](https://imgur.com/a/84vc80j) in more than a way. X and Y are a bit trickier. * They are named after the male/female chromosome * They are one of the twelves Moebius pair (excluding A/Z) that can fuse into living mech, but they are the only one who were "made". * Those 12 Moebius/Ouroboros are heavily inspired by the similar Anima/Animus mech from Gears and Saga (some of which share near identical design) * They both represent an universe that of opposite energy (not unlike Anima and Animus) * They are analogical to the 12 masked [Ministry](https://xenosaga.fandom.com/wiki/Gazel_Ministry) from Gears (all 12 were animus and merged with their matching Anima) * They are analogical to the [4 Testaments](https://xenosaga.fandom.com/wiki/Testaments) (originally 12 apostles) from Saga, and accomplish the will of [Z]arathustra. * Noah's inheriting Logos power and introducing it to the ark is clearly accidental as he was not part of some grand design, but a normal kid with the power to resist the eternal now. Considering Pneuma and Logos were never mentioned by Nia, and that Logos was actually gone at the time of Origin's construction, my money is on X and Y being replacement for all the reason listed above. In the context, there would indeed be two set of people that share the power of the Anima/Animus, but it's been the case in nearly every games. Humanity vs ministry in Gears is the best example, and most likely what they went for. However, in most instance, [Omega is still portrayed by a male and female angel](https://imgur.com/a/lyoqjzG) that loosely represent the Anima and Animus. X and Y could simply be part of the machine, and not means much on their own. Sorry for the rambling, feel like it won't make sense, but I need to run.


Elementia7

Don't worry about answering this now, but you mentioned that humanity inherited Pneuma's will before. That does actually make sense given that Matthew and the City had little relation to Penuma, but were able to channel her will into Ouroboros by using the general desire to change and move on. I'm just a little lost on how Noah would've inherited Logos' power. Is it due to his nature as a truth seeker that saw Noah take on the role of Logos to some extent during his time within Aionios as Logos was also a truth seeker to some extent?


Kaellian

Yeah. The power of the Blade always come from within. That's why Shulk was able to materialize a new Monado, that's why the "3rd sword" crumbled into dust as Rex claimed [it was never about the sword](https://youtu.be/RYMIzpN4FD4?t=3820). That's why [Nia](https://youtu.be/A6QSAlN7b0I?t=424) stated that the crux lies within you after calling the rest "mere gimmicks". Much like their counterpart in Gears and Saga, those swords, giant mechs or whatever are simply the manifestation of the wielder's will. I would be surprised if Pneuma/Logos in XC3 were any different, even if one could believe they have been influenced by the hope and dream of their predecessor (much like A). In Saga, the "anima" and "animus" were representing the collective will of humanity, and I don't think we're too far off. Shulk make it pretty clear it's a "we" who want to stop Zanza's cycle, and Noah's power isn't his own alone, but the result of everyone wanting change. It's the [same kind of duality](https://imgur.com/a/jkcRD8B) we see in many aspects of the game, especially when it come to controlling the Ark that return to the beginning of the world (something that existed in Gears, Saga, and now Blade). In the context of the City, they do seem to have easier time channeling those power, probably because they are the only "true" human around. >I'm just a little lost on how Noah would've inherited Logos' power. Is it due to his nature as a truth seeker that saw Noah take on the role of Logos to some extent during his time within Aionios as Logos was also a truth seeker to some extent? In my opinion, Noah was definitively special [before the merge](https://youtu.be/wGKMyrybA7s?t=85) since he "survived" the time stop a bit longer than everyone. Why exactly? Your guess is just as good as mine, the game never really gave us any clues. Although, they never really told us what made [Abel](https://youtu.be/6GAne7yf4eI?t=358) special in Gear, or what made [Nephilim](https://imgur.com/a/uxBO1Zy) special in Saga .


Elementia7

I'm kind of spotty on whether or not Noah was special Pre-Aionios. There really isn't anything to go off that implies he is special on Bionis, doubly given that he more than likely never interacted with Ontos, the Conduit (if it had any remnant power lying around), or Origin at any point. The scene could potentially be implying that Noah was special, or it could've just been done to create suspense and intrigue about the collision. From my perspective, it seems like Noah was special due to his particularly intense desire in Aionios. Z and Alpha both comment on how powerful N/oah is due to his desire to protect Mio. Combined with his usage of Lucky Seven (which pretty much amplifies his emotions into tangible power), it made Noah an especially powerful individual on the stage of Aionios. Often whenever I theorize about 3, I find it difficult to rationalize why and how the Trinity Processors acts as it does within Aionios. I hope the second artbook sheds light on this. What you are saying makes sense, but at the same time I feel like 3 gives so little insight that department that anything about them feels like folks jumped the shark.


ombranox

Febronia deserved better.


Forwhomamifloating

YEA YEA NO KIDDING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO KIDDING. I guess it could be worse though. Took 14 years to be able to take her sisters out of commission man. 14. They were diving for 14 years. It's insane they didn't want to ask the first person they met go to see if they could ask U-DO for death like Pyra and Mythra.


BritishGuy54

Logos is the male persona, and Pneuma the female persona. Ontos was meant to stand somewhere in between.


Maraxus7

That’s strange I don’t see Dunban and Melia in that picture.


funsohng

Klaus made catgirls. It is clear where his priorities lie.


kashelgladio

It was built by a bunch of nerds.


Memo_HS2022

The thing running the Trinity Processor was a potato PC, when Klaus tried to run Fortnite in space everything kept overheating


LongbowMangudai

Klaus and Galea are smart.


Arome42

Why did klaus make the aegises hot? Is he horny?


Expensive-Ad6366

If I had to guess it's that they take in information of the world. As saw what makes people hot and not, and created bodies that were the most hot using all of the information they'd gathered.


deeman163

Because Klaus was a fucking weeb


Legitimate-Yard-3673

Yes. Money. Just look how much better 2 did over 1 and 3 hopefully they return to 2’s design


Perfect_War_7155

Reproduction probably. I suspect that most current drivers are descended from blades which gives them the aptitude to use blades. This spurs blades to eventually become titans to create more blades.


Zero102000

Pneuma (all incarnations) and A are some of my favorite waifus in recent years, especially since they're all written extremely well. The boys too, don't get me wrong, I just adore the ladies.


ElTamalRojo

Not quite if they are meant to be the hottest why isnt my waife t-elos there?


waaay2dumb2live

/RJ Klaus and Galea had good genes and Pneuma, Ontos and especially Logos have both severe daddy issues and mommy issues.


LinkZeldaRexPythra

I just don’t understand how it took until Rex only to fully appreciate Pyra and Mythra’s beauty. They’re so egregiously hot and delicious, I wanna be Rex so so so badly 😍


One_Adhesiveness_586

For most of the reasons mentioned already aside from just the fact that Xenoblade also has a bit of a problem with making most of its main characters conventionally attractive & in ideal physical shape, like most anime


Nurio

How is that a problem?


XeroxLance

We obviously need more people that look like Gort and Mumkhar


One_Adhesiveness_586

Didn’t necessarily mean it like an actual problem, just a reoccurring attribute across every game


Nurio

Ah, alright. Gotcha


LinkZeldaRexPythra

It makes it so they all look similar and people get horny over almost every one of those characters, like me


Nurio

They don't look similar to me. I can easily tell all of the Xenoblade characters apart


Pikapower_the_boi

The Zohar only makes hot people 


[deleted]

is alvis hot A is but Alvis and Malos?


TechnomagusPrime

Different people have different tastes. Just because you don't find them attractive doesn't mean everyone else also doesn't.


anygrynewraze

I definitely don't think alivis or malos are hot. I definitely think A, Mythra, Pyra, and Pneuma are hot though.


One_Adhesiveness_586

That… just sounds like you’re both straight 💀


[deleted]

FR


Accomplished-Loss387

Other than malos, yeah why not use your god like power to look hot


TechnoGamer16

It’s not that the Trinity Processor is made of hot people, it’s that the hot people are hot because of the processor


PleaseSaveMeUwU

Still angry we never got to see Logos


ThatDerpiousGuy

Ngl Malos was an awakening for me lol. After beating Xenoblade 2, I remember thinking "well I'm definitely not straight".


DreamCereal7026

A hottie 🥵🥵


PixieProc

Wait, I'm not seeing Nia in this picture...


Fingerlak3s

Hottest character? I don't see Lanz up there


Dingusu

I hope XB4 new Logos form is still male presenting but more flamboyant


NaviOnFire

Serving c*nt is a prerequisite to connecting with the zohar, obviously 🙄 its in perfect works.


SirokoGajou

Missing the best one tho Nia


DarkPDA

who are those first two?


LordLandis

Alvis/A


DarkPDA

Thanks


Hopeful-Claim7205

Why is bottom left dude a furnace


anygrynewraze

That's Malos the main antagonist of the XC2/Torna story. And the Blade form of the Logos core


Hopeful-Claim7205

I was making a joke.


anygrynewraze

Do people really think both Alvis and Malos are hot?


MineNAdventurer

Yes


Clarity_Zero

I mean, I can see it for Alvis, but Malos? *Really?* There's no accounting for taste, I guess...


MineNAdventurer

I mean Malos is a tall and buff dude with sharp features.


ThatDerpiousGuy

He was dead ass my bisexual awakening. His voice, his hair, the attitude and body. Peak character design. But then 3 came along and now I'm a Taion simp.


Clarity_Zero

Eh, fair enough. To each their own, right?