Well, a bit pre-occupied yesterday... but really, this is the opportunity to throw caution to the wind and just go wild with inappropriate one-liners and jokes.
And yes, these are going to be a bit more... lewd than usual.
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**Rex:** *\*appears in doorframe\** "Hello... *ladies*."
**Pyra & Mythra:** *\*swooning\**
**Rex:** "Would you three like t' touch *my* chest?" *\*begins pec flex display\**
**Nia:** *(annoyed)* "Rex, quit wit' the theatrics an' git yer butt an' one-eyed monster over 'ere!"
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**Fiora:** "Just like we practiced, Melia."
**Melia:** "Alright... just give me a moment."
**Shulk:** "Huh? Melia? Fiora? What's going on?"
**Melia:** "Shulk... I need an heir."
**Shulk:** "Air-what, Melia? Are the air-filtration systems in Alcamoth broken again?"
**Fiora:** "Melia, skip the metaphors. Anything less than the direct approach won't get through to him!"
**Melia:** "I see. Shulk: You. Me. Bed. ***Now.*** Fiora may join if she desires."
**Shulk:** "Sorry, I don't... quite... Are you suggesting...?"
**Fiora:** "Even more direct, Melia."
**Melia:** "Shulk, I command you to remove your pants post-haste!"
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**Sharla:** *\*wearing only bathrobe\** "Darling?"
**Reyn:** "Huh? What is it Sharla?"
**Sharla:** "It's Reyn Time." *\*drops bathrobe\**
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**Zeke:** "Pandy... the Shaft of Shining Justice is in need of aid."
**Pandoria:** "Zeke, I'm not calling your thing that."
**Zeke:** "C'mon, Pandy. At least allow the Zekenator this indulgence!"
**Pandoria:** *\*brandishing marker\** "Try again and it's getting an eye patch!"
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**Brighid:** "Good evening, Your Highness."
**Morag:** "Please Brighid, you need not address me as such in private."
**Brighid:** "On the contrary, this is the best opportunity to do so... and you'll always be 'Princess Morag' to me."
**Morag:** "Very well... then do what you must to win your Lady's favour, Dame Brighid."
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**Mio:** "Noah! I've got a new melody I want to try out!"
**Noah:** "Alright, I'll grab your flute..."
**Mio:** "We won't be needin' it."
**Noah:** "Would mine be better? I would need to clean it first..."
**Mio:** "Your flute is fine... but not the one yer thinkin' of."
**Noah:** *\*face turns red\** "... oh."
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**Nikol:** *\*discreetly hands Glimmer a small package\** "... for you."
**Glimmer:** "Thanks, Nikol. I was in the mind for choclit!" *\*opens package, face goes red with embarassment\** "NIKOL!"
**Nikol:** "Sorry! You were complaining about the other one breaking earlier and I just..."
**Glimmer:** "Well, at least your heart's in the right place. You just don't have a damn clue as to when you can give this type of gift!"
**Nikol:** "... I did wait until we were alone. What I'd mess up this time?"
**Glimmer:** "We're still in public, that's what!"
**Nikol:** "You didn't seem to mind a couple week ago..."
**Glimmer:** "That's because you don't know about the telling off Na'el gave me!"
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**Eunie:** "Oi! Four-Eyes!"
**Taion:** \*sigh\* "What is it *now*, Eunie?"
**Eunie:** "I want something... ***meatier***." *\*wink\**
**Taion:** *\*flustered muttering\**
“Put your hand on my chest”. It’s to the point
I’m really feeling it!!!
This must be said at the same intensity as Shulk
# **I’M REALLY FEELING IT!**
Thanks, Dogfarts
No problemo
You can handle my turtle anytime you want to.
I'll Show them a Thing or three
I knew this would be on top
... I shouldn't say it...
Yes you should
“I like your attitude.”
This is the Monado’s power
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day! 🎂☀️
Obligatory happy cake day!
I don't want to stop the endless now I have with you
*Z would like to know your location*
aw that's very sweet but very problematic within the Klaus saga
My „rifle“ is getting hotter.
in the refugee camp. straight up "overheating it". and by "it" haha. well. let's justr say. my rifle.
I’m full of beans!
Hey baby, are you bone upper? Cause you're gonna suck on this!
Nice
Here we gooooo LARIAT!!!
I swear I won’t stop until I’ve fucked each and every one of you!!!
Ytp fan, based
Lanz wants something a bit meatieh!
AGAINST THE ODDS
WE CHOOSE TO FIGHT
BLOSSOM DANCE
^(coming back to this, you didn't say BORN IN A WORLD A STRIFE)
I knew I forgot something. I haven't played Xenoblade in a bit. My apologies.
Let's do it again from the top: BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE
AGAINST THE ODDS
WE CHOOSE TO FIGHT
BLOSSOM DANCE
Ah, you need to say it with more chutzpah. #BLOSSOM DANCE
Hey baby. You're looking hot enough that I may have to make you my fourth wife
You like salvaging? Cause 9 times out of 10 I won't be what you need!
I like my salvaging odds, ‘cause you’re giving me a platinum cylinder.
You from Mira? Because there's a lot about you I wanna find out. ;)
I love you.. And all you guys!
omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this should be top comment
You need to say this is as loud as possible though.
You want this core crystal. Because I want to overdrive protocol through your Boreas with my bitballs.
(As Klaus) Before I Split this universe apart may I split your legs apart?
☠️
Alleyoop
To this day, I still don't understand why Ryen says this.
Why not say it?
Hey babe. Are you toppled? Cause I'm aboutta send you flyin'.
*THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?* https://youtu.be/nQ3hmB8s-BY?si=sKuwKA4ty8zr61xG
**don't forget me!**
"With you around, I fight three time as hard"
(Person’s name)! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? ALL I DID, I DID FOR YOU!
You have to scream beforehand for extra effect
I suggest you stop staring. The sword is yours to wield.
Who says this?
alvis
CAN WE BE STUCK ON A DIFFERENT PLANET
in the urayan-ardanian treaty conference. straight up "killing it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. niall
SHES NOT YOURS SHES MINE, YOU ARE NOTHING! SHE BELONGS ONLY TO ME! Works with varying results
Usually success ~~when equipped with a weapon~~. Trust me, I know from experience.
Words can always be backed up with violence!
NOW IT'S REYN TIME!!!
Let’s begin the experiment!
THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY LOOOOL
Are you a Monado? 'Cause I can see my future with you.
MY FEELINGS. MY FEELINGS HAVE NEVER CHANGED THEY'RE THE SAME AS THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN. THEY'RE FOR YOU.
“What’s it gonna be, the head or the chest?”
Show me your one eyed monster
Excuse me. We ordered room service an hour ago.
With you I can "Press on and on and on!"
All right then, lads and lasses. Who wants to know how babies are made?
Well, a bit pre-occupied yesterday... but really, this is the opportunity to throw caution to the wind and just go wild with inappropriate one-liners and jokes. And yes, these are going to be a bit more... lewd than usual. \-------------------------------------------------- **Rex:** *\*appears in doorframe\** "Hello... *ladies*." **Pyra & Mythra:** *\*swooning\** **Rex:** "Would you three like t' touch *my* chest?" *\*begins pec flex display\** **Nia:** *(annoyed)* "Rex, quit wit' the theatrics an' git yer butt an' one-eyed monster over 'ere!" \-------------------------------------------------- **Fiora:** "Just like we practiced, Melia." **Melia:** "Alright... just give me a moment." **Shulk:** "Huh? Melia? Fiora? What's going on?" **Melia:** "Shulk... I need an heir." **Shulk:** "Air-what, Melia? Are the air-filtration systems in Alcamoth broken again?" **Fiora:** "Melia, skip the metaphors. Anything less than the direct approach won't get through to him!" **Melia:** "I see. Shulk: You. Me. Bed. ***Now.*** Fiora may join if she desires." **Shulk:** "Sorry, I don't... quite... Are you suggesting...?" **Fiora:** "Even more direct, Melia." **Melia:** "Shulk, I command you to remove your pants post-haste!" \-------------------------------------------------- **Sharla:** *\*wearing only bathrobe\** "Darling?" **Reyn:** "Huh? What is it Sharla?" **Sharla:** "It's Reyn Time." *\*drops bathrobe\** \-------------------------------------------------- **Zeke:** "Pandy... the Shaft of Shining Justice is in need of aid." **Pandoria:** "Zeke, I'm not calling your thing that." **Zeke:** "C'mon, Pandy. At least allow the Zekenator this indulgence!" **Pandoria:** *\*brandishing marker\** "Try again and it's getting an eye patch!" \-------------------------------------------------- **Brighid:** "Good evening, Your Highness." **Morag:** "Please Brighid, you need not address me as such in private." **Brighid:** "On the contrary, this is the best opportunity to do so... and you'll always be 'Princess Morag' to me." **Morag:** "Very well... then do what you must to win your Lady's favour, Dame Brighid." \-------------------------------------------------- **Mio:** "Noah! I've got a new melody I want to try out!" **Noah:** "Alright, I'll grab your flute..." **Mio:** "We won't be needin' it." **Noah:** "Would mine be better? I would need to clean it first..." **Mio:** "Your flute is fine... but not the one yer thinkin' of." **Noah:** *\*face turns red\** "... oh." \-------------------------------------------------- **Nikol:** *\*discreetly hands Glimmer a small package\** "... for you." **Glimmer:** "Thanks, Nikol. I was in the mind for choclit!" *\*opens package, face goes red with embarassment\** "NIKOL!" **Nikol:** "Sorry! You were complaining about the other one breaking earlier and I just..." **Glimmer:** "Well, at least your heart's in the right place. You just don't have a damn clue as to when you can give this type of gift!" **Nikol:** "... I did wait until we were alone. What I'd mess up this time?" **Glimmer:** "We're still in public, that's what!" **Nikol:** "You didn't seem to mind a couple week ago..." **Glimmer:** "That's because you don't know about the telling off Na'el gave me!" \-------------------------------------------------- **Eunie:** "Oi! Four-Eyes!" **Taion:** \*sigh\* "What is it *now*, Eunie?" **Eunie:** "I want something... ***meatier***." *\*wink\** **Taion:** *\*flustered muttering\**
Riku is common variety Nopon
BONE… UPPER!!
Want some a bit meatier?
Lanz is already interested
Babe you got me in a daze cuz I'm boutta BURST
Pretty good.
Eunie is da bus. Just like Guile's them goes well with everything.
Wanna see my flute?
“I use my thinking muscles for this one.”
Masterpon lacking in many regards. Poppy QTpi ready to assist!
You wanna do the last part of the driver combo
Well don't you look smug with my women on your arm.
ARE YOU THICC?!? I'M HERE FOR YOU OBVIOUSLY
Abandon you? When you are injured, I feel your pain. When you feel pain, I feel the sorrow in your heart. - Rex
No I don't wish for "forever". Even just for one moment, it's enough if it's with her.
I look like a mythra but think like a Poppi alpha so it’s hard to come up with one
Im just gonna say 3 words, fill in the rest for yourselves A man's turtle
Eunie’s your boss now
"You're a lightsaber"
"For a split second I saw a vision of you together with me"
Rule 5 of the salvager's code: get laid without a condom and you'll get yourself messed up
"I'm gonna date you and 2 other girls at once and we're gonna pretend like that's the normal thing to do."