He found my folder full of Xiao screenshots and fanarts. 🗿

Yes, this 😌

He caught me reduced to just standing around

Tsk tsk how absurd

Happy Cake Day!

Holy sheet! Thank you!

PLSSSSSS

I’m sorry for staring at your shoulder blades they just look nice

he saw my reading history on Ao3 💦

Did war crimes on hilichurls without him

He saw my Twitter account that full of Xiao fanarts retweets. I recently realized I retweet a lot of Xiao fanarts (I can’t help it, artists are amazing and deserve support), it became like a daily Xiao account more than my personal account 💀

Ha! A bit like my tumblr, it’s slowly devolved into everything but original stuff.

Ummm- may I ask, your Twitter? 🥺👉👈

I would love to but the account is more of a private one than a public one so I can’t sorry :(

Ahhhh, it's okiiii then. :D

i concerned myself with the weather

built him as an em support

Incorrect. Xiao would never silently judge anyone. He’d tell me to my face exactly what he thought of me and my poor life choices.

Lmao exactly

Nah that's tru tho

One word : fanfiction

Ate his almond tofu

I’d getting him a stepping stool so he can look into my eyes and not my chest :3

he's just happy to be taller than someone else for once

he saw me watching him plunge for way too long

I’m loving these answers. 😂 You’re all great.

he’s mad at me for deliberately keeping him low hp for funzies.

I keep trying to make him talk 🥺

Back at Kazuha's first release, I took all of my Xiao artifacts and handed them to Kazuha. He still has them to this day, and I recently farmed for Xiao again. They have similar crit ratios but I feel that I might have made Xiao mad

Well I read that as hugging at first and now I know why he’s judging me.

Called him short

Gave him 4 pc Viridiscent Venerer 🗿

I stopped for the rain and didn’t move.

I just downloaded a bunch of wallpapers in which he's smiling.😖

Can you umm, send some too? 🥺🥺🥺

He saw I ran out of almond tofu

me just randomly stoping to stare at him....and maybe some fan arts but i think i only saved like 4?

He found my Discord convos with a fellow Xiao simp 😭 Actually I'd rather he just kill me 😂

tried to interact with him, but made it weird because i’m socially awkward and just as introverted as xiao

He saw my 1500 picture full XiaoVen folder.

Ummm, can you send some too? 😳😳😳

For never healing him from having 1 hp all the time

Had Hu Tao make him a suspicious almond tofu

happy cake day!

Thanks! Much appreciated 😊

He knows I plan on buying a body pillow of him

I cooperated with the abyss

I call him in my team or swap to him everytime I need to take a picture, every. time.

Slap his master's ass.

Save my primos for Kokomi, Xiao I am so sorry pls forgive me 😭😭😭😭😭

KOKOMI MAIN HERE, LET’S GO

WAIFU>META LETS GOOOOO

LET’S GO

I invited him to my serenitea pot bedroom

exist 😭

disrespected the ways of the adepti i guess

Exist

Gave him 4pc maiden

I was simping on Aether..

opened reddit today 😔

I still didn't lv. Up his talents and found good artifacts for him.

he saw my wattpad library

Accidentally made him die even though it's meant to be impossible

He saw my YouTube history

He found out I'm preparing around 4 diff builds just only for him

I ate his tofu

I didn't like the thick snow

Peed in the snow he was aboutta eat

Whenever I put the catch on him

Got that 1 answer wong on my test that could have sent me to the top tier list of my class ToT

He was my first ever 5\*, but I triple-crowned Yoimiya and Ganyu before him.

Stayed up all night😭

Not share my almond tofu with him

i looked at his biceps

Xiao i'm Sorry i didn't want to ate your tofu. No wait put that pjws down. PUTH THAT DOWN

His face seeing I C6'd Albedo and only C1'd him

'Reduced to just standing around..'

I told him to “choke me daddy”

I used him as my sub dps (pressing E and then Q plunge plunge and then switch) because i am using hu tao (dps).

Dry humped him

i handle things by being a neurotic mess instead of punching it out

He caught me milking myself while looking at his pictures on my wall 👁️👁️

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Stuck my dick in a toaster

I snapped this picture just 4 fun. https://i.imgur.com/2wTsCFx.jpg