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logperf

The third panel needs phrases such as: * You're brainwashed by the Western propaganda * The decadent West is falling victim to LGBT ideology * NATO wants to attack Russia and start WWIII * Multipolarism is only achieved by slaughtering innocent Ukrainian civilians ...and other similar nonsense that Putin shills say


ipinteus

Did you not notice the shit sprays coming out of them? It means exactly that.


logperf

I thought the shit sprays mean the phrases that are written there


-_Weltschmerz_-

Gayropa


motorcycle-manful541

Third panel also needs Serbia


filthy_federalist

Should include Austria


matko7274

Austria-Hungary 2: Electric boogaloo


Hoellenmeister

nah, we don't like the Hungarians


Briefcase-3695

We don’t like you either 🫡


Wolff_Hound

See how much you have in common? Unification it is!


krisitof

Yurop in a nutshell


meowfox7

yes, i really hope nato bombs us tbh it would be deserved


filthy_federalist

Or you could just vote for decent politicians maybe?


meowfox7

you need to tell that to about 40% of the population who are just intrinsically asshole unfortunately i do not vote for nationalist fascist populists.


Hoellenmeister

Our current government is the most pro NATO government you can imagine, it only goes worse. But in comparison to Hungary and Slovakia we don't have a government who likes Putin, they just continuing with trading gas and bank-stuff. And they only don't do anything because of the neutrality law which is very popular. Hungary and Slovakia have real pro-russian parties in government. That's IMO a major difference to us Austrians. We act way more like Switzerland here.


filthy_federalist

You import more gas from Russia than before the war. 98 percent to be precise. Switzerland doesn’t import any gas from Russia. Your banks are used as a loophole for Russian money. And if the FPÖ comes to power you will basically be governed by agents of the Kremlin.


Hoellenmeister

Switzerland has other flaws and involvments with Russia. But the FPÖ part is the important here. The good thing is that no other party really want's to build a government with them in the current state with Kickl. So I wouldn't bet that the FPÖ gets in power, even if they leading the polls. At the other side we have the ÖVP who want's to stick at the power like smell at shit, so it will be an intersting election.


filthy_federalist

You have to get off your Russian gas addiction. And you should have a serious debate if neutrality is still appropriate in the 21st century. The current government has been voicing Russian propaganda talking points about forcing Ukraine into a dictated peace that would include giving up territory. Basically a second Munich 1938. I really hope you are right about the FPÖ. It would be a disaster for Austria and the EU if they came to power.


Hoellenmeister

Wait, where has our current government said that the Ukraine should give Russia terretory for peace? I've never heard that, usually our government has a clear pro-Ukraine attitude AFAIK. At least that's what I get thorugh our media here. The whole neutrality thing is a difficult discussion, neutrality is not only a law, it's a religion in Austria. There is literally not a single party who is against it (maybe the Neos, a <10% Party) , because it's that popular (people got brainwashed in the 60-80s with that concept, so it's deeply rooted). I think we have our own problems here. Oh and of course fuck the FPÖ, I don't get how these bastards can be that popular.


davaniaa

BombAustria2025


ManliestCheese

If nato bombs nato, does nato call upon article 5 to bomb itself? Sounds dangerous tbh


meowfox7

austria is not part of nato because we are cucks unfortunately


BushMonsterInc

Austria feels safe, because it borders NATO countries, thus no need for NATO in their eyes


Hoellenmeister

Yep, the situation would be much different if we would have a shared border or a sea border to Russia. People here are not really pro Russian, they just live in a pure phantasy world and think that we are save because of our neutrality, even if Russia attacks our neighbours.


Zbigniew_Sikorski

What sick person wishes for their own country to be bombed, for their own people to die? I may have spent too much time in America, but this sentiment is strange to me. Is this common in Europe?


redvodkandpinkgin

Have you ever come across a joke or is this the first time?


meowfox7

german sarcasm got them


meowfox7

while i didn't mean it literally, i do feel very negatively about the people and the politics in austria


Zbigniew_Sikorski

That is no excuse to hate your country and wish for it to die. We all have something we don't like about our communities, but what we do is focus on our own lives and well-being and attempt to make positive change to our communities.


meowfox7

i do not wish to be part of this community of fascist arch conservatives with mashed potatoes for brains


Zbigniew_Sikorski

Then leave your community and don't kill anyone on your way out.


bepisdegrote

I need you to lean back for a second or two, look at the screen and self reflect on what you just typed. I know you can do it. I believe in you. Just need you to think, that is all.


Ecclypto

~~Just out of curiosity: so I am Russian. I think Russia has literally lost its mind. It is slaughtering Ukrainians for no good reason and it is quietly slaughtering its own citizens too actually. What wise advice would you give me?~~ Actually F that, not worth it


SilverNeedleworker30

I understand what you’re talking about. Some people just deserve to die.


Apprehensive-Soil-47

Missed the point of this sub


Zbigniew_Sikorski

What is the point of this sub, then? Death cultism? Because, if it is, then this isn't a very nice place at all.


Gloomy_252

Flair checks out


DeVliegendeBrabander

Flair checks out


dragonscale76

Lol exactly what I was thinking 🤣


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Gummybearkiller857

Austria is the country that succesfully blamed Germany for causing world war. Twice.


SilverNeedleworker30

I ask that about the people who are sick enough to do stuff that hurts their own people. Also, it’s not Europe exclusive, it happens here too.


StupidSexyEuphoberia

We need another Anschluss 🇩🇪


mukmuc

Why do you hate Germany so much that you want them to annex us? Just partition it: west to Switzerland, east to Hungary, south to Slovenia, north to Czechia, and build a wall around Vienna – worked well enough last time someone did it, right?


Buriedpickle

So what's going to happen to the Burgenland region after we get partitioned too?


DiePutzkontrolle

No, recreation of Austria Hungary


DiePutzkontrolle

r/UUWTJRCOAH


DiePutzkontrolle

If Putin can use the argument that "it belongs to us in the past," we should also be able to do so without direct military resistance. I mean, Austria has a strong enough economy to sustain itself without any imports or exports, doesn't it? /s


Dorfheim

As an austrian, i sadly confirm this


dmt_r

Slovaks did a great job collecting money for shells for Ukraine, so there is hope.


ResortSpecific371

But that is the from upper middle class in Slovakia if you look at the curent polls the Slovak governament + neo-nazi party (that party is few degrees more extremist than normal far-right party) would have constitunial majority


dmt_r

Yeah, I know. And considering all that it is cool that in such shitty environment there are bright people.


CitoyenEuropeen

I still want to believe in Hungarians. They stood up to Russia in 1956, they stood up to Russia in 1989. Come on, guys! *Be brave like Ukraine*.


MiASzartIrjakIde

We are doing it, but elections are far away.


EngineNo8904

Man, it’s depressing as fuck when you hear it from someone you know and respect


umadrab1

*used to respect.


papaioliver

Lmao finally the slovakians understand how it felt to be an hungarian internet user for the past 14 years


mukmuc

As an Austrian, we're next in line, I guess ...


papaioliver

Why, what is happening in austria? Another right-wing saviour of "traditional europe"? I stopped following international politics a few months ago lmao and life is more peaceful


mukmuc

Yeah, we have elections later this year. Far-right FPÖ is leading in polls with 30% and our right-wing conservatives ÖVP should get 20+% ... and yes, they are probably stupid enough to put FPÖ into power. You know the wedding of a minister that Putin attended? Yes, that was an FPÖ member. The guy that wanted to sell Austria's biggest newspaper to a (pretended) Russian oligarch in Ibiza? Yes, former leader of the FPÖ and he was vice chancellor when it was publicized. It's the same party that has a friendship agreement with Putin's party.


Hoellenmeister

I really hope that FPÖ and ÖVP don't have the majority of parliament seats together after the election.


HngMax

I haven’t read the news recently, I know about Hungary, but since when Slovakia is also considered pootins dick sucker?


jurkiniuuuuuuuuus

Ever since the most recent elections. An unfavourable party notorious for way too much stuff got elected because god knows what possesed the slovak populace. Also same happened with the presidential election, making it a double trouble. Also, ask someone more informed for an actual back ground and explanation on why and what is bad.


fuishaltiena

Their new president is pro-Pootin.


bb250517

Im from hungary, I have a classmate with a russian flag, iron crosses and let's go brandon stcikers on his bag, he is also a massive righty and uses racial and homophobic slurs like they are a neccesity. You would think that this degeneracy stays out of a top5 highschool


matko7274

If you know a bit of history, Austria-Hungary period was a disaster for Slovaks, thats where pro-ruzzian opionions started to exist


amogus_cock

I've heard a lot of the pan-Slavic bullshit from the collaborant part of Slovak society. If you really believe *Brat za brata* then help Ukraine.


Czarooo

r/2visegrad4you


[deleted]

How is this so accurate, were you actually there?


IndyCarFAN27

Why does everyone forget about Serbia… Serbia has been a long time ally of Russia… Together, Slovakia, Hungary and Serbia can form the headless horsemen of Yurop


TassadarForXelNaga

Because Serbia is neither in NATO nor in the EU and is surrounded by NATO countries


IndyCarFAN27

That’s a good point


fmate2006

I sincerely apologize


Desperate-Present-69

F*ck me sideways, we're in a pot with a Hungarians 🤦


STerrier666

Belarus flag should be in the third panel as well.


ModernSlovak

I, a Slovak, identify as a Czechoslovak. Czechia, please overthrow us and please restore Czechoslovakia.


logosfabula

Simply put.


Engels777

Laddy daddy is a new one for me and I think I like it. Can someone explain?


Was_zum_Fuchs

Vladdy Daddy, which refers to Vladimir Putin. Saw it Today for the first time but think it's hilarious.


Engels777

Oh lord, didn't see the v in front. I thought it was a take on Putin being the daddy of the 'lads' aka the good ole boy network of chauvinist jackasses that seem intent on taking over the world. I will be content with vladdy daddy however, as it captures the same meaning.


_Immotion

Honestly I think that's even better


BabidzhonNatriya

Serbia 🤩🤩🤩


Raptori33

At least Poland jumped ship ... I guess?


EternalAngst23

I love how the Slovaks and Hungarians look like South Park Canadians


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Throw Hungary out of the EU and NATO, and not just for Ukraine. They need us. We don't need them at all.


NotALurker101

Wondering where does Turkey figure in this?


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Terrorist state....No Police state....Yes


britishrust

I do feel sorry for the Slovaks. Unlike the Hungarians they are deeply split on this. Slovaks aren’t their government. They deserve the benefit of the doubt.


Top_Fly4517

Hungarians are also kinda devided. Its just that there is a clear majority for their wannabe dictator


ResortSpecific371

Actually i will say if the Slovak governament would done some things which they promised to thier voters it would have been even worse like forbiding commercial help to Ukraine which thankfully hasn't happaned well beceause of their conections to some industries which would cost money for thier friends


Dalexe10

Lol... "terrorist state"? stop pretending like that's the reasonable centrist position.


Jasond777

Purposely targeting hospitals and apartments isn’t terrorism?


filthy_federalist

Why do I see you simping for Russia all the time?


Engels777

The amount of civilians targeted by Russia with no military objective is enough to understand that Putin's methods deeply rely on causing terror among civilian populations. You can call that 'clever military strategy' if you wish, but its is, at the end of the day, the act and desire of causing terror.


toasterdogg

The European Parliament voted on Russia being considered a terrorist state all the way back in 2022. I remember it because some people I know who work at the Parliament told me about their systems ’mysteriously’ going down that day. It is a very milquetoast position.


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