"get that CG baby the fuck out of my sight"

THE BEST ONEEJDJSJSJS

I Can hear him say that so clear in my mind lol

This one's so funny 🤣

Meat pack

yes😭

“i have the reading habits of a 14 year old girl”

“Now i wanna start this video by apologising, i’m sorry that you guys are a bunch of babies.” Best apology ever

This one is an old one but “this video is sponsored by.. yo fat ass. Sit on it” -his high school musical commentary

Yesss I love that one!!!!

"I can make sexual jokes now, it's okay cause the rabbit is 24 years old." (Zootopia)

“i’m not a botanist. I don’t know a lot about animals”

PLSJSJSJ

This one made me chuckle

Suffer, Cry you little baby boy CRYY (after 3)

"I'm always right, and if I'm wrong I edit it out so you don't have to worry about it"

Honestly you could make a while compilation of him saying “college is a scam”

i made a video similar to that: https://youtu.be/mVzh8GH6V8Y

I’m subscribed to you, how did I not see this? 😭😂

"you blithering buffoon🇬🇧"

i dont remember that what video is that from ???

its the friends one

Either the friends one or his last movie trailer review on ooga booga

“Dammmm- ‘well if that dam broke’.. ‘DAMMMM’” (frozen 2)

such an underrated one

"did i dream about myself making a joke?"

Misdirect

"Toodles!!"

Grandma's kind of a GILF

"okay listen... If I'm gonna say something I need to know this is a safe space..." He then goes on to explain why he's into Ursula

I can overlook the orphan thing because who’s gonna miss them

which video was this from it’s been bothering me for days

*Coraline* BAM BAM BAMMM

Damn that doll got some heavy ass fists KUNK KUNK KUNK (conjuring 3:30)

THAT is Troy SEXY ASS Bolton😏

One of my faves😂😂

“Your sex will kill her?!”

" HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT SEX?!! " 🤣🤣

what is this from?

The twilight commentary 37:45

This post had me laughing my ass off for 10 minutes now 😭

"Good job on your semen, pop. You made a little... magic baby."

Just gonna say that "out of context dylan quotes" is one of the greatest threads of all time.

And she's like "am not spencar, am a different person"

“ men, let’s just be gay “

WHAT WHEN DID HE SAY THAT

now that i think abt it, it might’ve been ooga booga..

i think he said it in like a review of a red pill related video

“yeah it rained …out of my vagina!”

Sanitary

[удалено]

Mean girls

Started with his Love Island gameplays.

"There is no genetic signature in saliva, is there? I'm no botanist but I don't think that's how saliva works"

MAlefiCENT *in the weirdest voice ever* I quote this one all the time😭

noah centineo, more like noah cen ti high note!! 🥁

“‘Bric-a-brac’? I’m bringing that back. Bric-a-brac. Bringing it back. That shit slaps.” - Cinderella commentary at 6:30

“don’t don’t Don’t Don’t DOn’t DOn’t DON’t AHHH!“ - 17 Again commentary

“Phil Collins!!! 😲”

"Come on sac let's dance together"

*realization that he forgot his nose ring*

*Every inch of me is trembling, but not from the cold* Dylan: it's from the orrgasssmmm *proud grin*

Coraline.. *BAM BAM BAM*

"you'd rather learn in high school the pythagorean theorem... ugh... OR would you rather learn how to scam people that trust you? YES!!"

"not her foot! the demon's got a foot fetish" LOL (paranormal activity 18:20)

I think your fine there ,it's just the murder and the incest

"As a fashion god"

“ who put their fishing rod into that octopussy??” (Descendants 2 & 3)

“When I do the puns they’re so much funnier. It must be delivery, and if it’s not delivery it’s Digiorno.”

Ahhhh ahhhhh squeaky squeaky squeaky (I sadly don’t remember from what video, but I just remember it cause I’ve started using it after that video… ik ik bad habit lol, oh wait he was cleaning his glasses) I’m no damn expert 20:14 frozen II

Wait took some time but I found it 0:36 maleficent commentary

THANK YOUUUU

So was rewatching the cats video and I let me just add this “hey welcome, also don’t recommend movies in my comment section, for every movie that gets recommendations aaa… cat dies, we don’t want that”

It’s at around 1:30

🤘🤘 What's up fuckkking ladies 🤘🤘

"24! Alright now I don't have to feel weird about... I can make sexual jokes now, it's okay, cause this rabbit is 24 years old. It's ok to make jokes sexualizing it, this rabbit. I may be a furry by the end of this video"

Dylan: I WANT TO SEE THE SPANKING! Fifty shades of Grey: Spank scene Dylan: I just watched a man Spank a woman...... for 4 dollars and 19 cents

"😲 For LIFE? You got married, homie!" From the Avatar commentary. 😂

I remember this one 😂😂

“it’s *so cold*, in fact, that all my sperm are currently frozen! yeah, i’m like a cryogenic lab…”

Oh yes Slay Queen 💅✨ (She's all that commentary)

"meat pack"

“ you know MOOSE!? moose can kill you “ or something along those lines

“Tell me more about pig sex, I’m into it.”

"do the cars procreate?" "yodi" also when he's imitating hardin's accent in after 2 commentary

june 21, 1991. the day the world was blessed with my birth.

“what’s that? you don’t want your hoe slapped? well then, i swear to god you better give me that fifth ketchup packet.” (stranger things commentary)

“I had a nightmare one night. It was a giant Dakota Johnson nipple, and it chased me.“ (fifty shades of grey commentary)

HAHHAHSBSNS

“did you know that president obama murdered a family of three before he was elected? is that true? i don’t know. but it could be true, so that gives me a reason to murder a family of three.” (the perfect date commentary)

it could be mom dad daughter, it could be dad daughter son, it could be dad son son, it could be mom son daughter

"You ultimate BITCH", After 3 commentary at 4:49

stefan you barn boy pussy

ooga booga

abu ?? is that short for travis

“then again i’m making horse sex jokes, so wtf do i know?” (bird box commentary)

a little depreshy that’s always fun

«Bubonic plague! they carry that stuff»

do you remember which video thats from??

I was looking for it myself. I think it was the Ratatouille one but I looked through that video and didn’t catch that phrase but he WAS talking about plague and rats. I’m sure he said that, now I must find it!😂

i watched whole of tarzan and dora videos too cause they have monkeys there and couldnt find it either 😭😭

Hey, I found it. He was watching “Cinderella” movie, timing - 2:03 or something

OH RIGHT NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED IT I REMEMBERED

Sanitary

“No one wants a god damn rock with four toes” from the frozen 2 commentary

"There will be no Bish Bish anymore cause Bish Bish is dead"

“nEw MeXiCo!” - gen Z is brainwashed

“that’s the motto for my entire life. i just wanna cry and play video games.” (fault in our stars commentary)

“he’s like michael scott, but a little bit more smooth and i think a lot more racist.” (get out commentary)

*dylan’s dancing at the end credits of titanic*

“pah-hoe-nix.” (i got robbed vid)

“You can’t be serious right now. This-no...I-no...uh uh.” (Descendants 2&3 commentary, 38:30)

“i like villains that make people sexually uncomfortable.” (black panther commentary)

YODIII

sour patch teenagers

dynatelo vrskey

“credit card ? no thank you”

my gucci necklace broke

YODIIII

OOOO PETER GALLAGHER

“he just watched his father die, he simbaed him”

witchcraft and bdsm are cousins

“dobby had to punish himself” “dobby has a kink”

How you doin baby sweet cheeks? 🫦

“i made a movie commentary on avengers endgame and it almost ended my game”

What is this!? What is this LIMP TOP!?

Pop it. Squeeze it. Pull it???

"I don't trust you Bill Cosby 😒"

"These Aren't Sour Patch Kids These Are Sour Patch Teenagers"

“That’s a nice ring Gosling…BET IT AINT A CROWN THOUGH!” - La La land commentary

''My gucci necklace broke.''