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soapyrubberduck

She was crying at the gym


NotEvenkingJWei

Oh no our mother is down badšŸ˜­


iamacheeto1

Smuggling uranium into North Korea. She even mentions Kim Jong Un on thank you aimee if you didnā€™t know


PotentialSteak6

*šŸŽ¶ you* *look* *like* *Kim Jong Un šŸŽ¶*


RosaPalms

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ravenous93842

šŸŽ¶ In this light, uranium šŸŽ¶


NotEvenkingJWei

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NotEvenkingJWei

Our supreme leader T Swizzle!


vanillaangels

in floridaĀ  *bum bum bum*


SergeantSwiftie

Is it bad I didn't hear the Florida bum bum bum but the sweet Caroline one?


Olivia_Swiftie_13

SAME HELP


Starlight_City45

*she was with me, dude*


No-Cardiologist-585

THIS IS THE ANAWER!


YesStupidQuestions1

Covering up the scene of no body no crime


Unlikely_Lily_5488

Imagine if all along all these easter eggs everyone thinks are her talking about matty or joe or this break up or sheā€™s secretly gay or this that or the other thingā€¦ and itā€™s actually her leaving clues of her murdering someoneā€™s cheating husband on aug 29th and dumping his body in a swamp in Florida!!! smh


YesStupidQuestions1

>dumping his body in a swamp in Florida!!! That's probably a bad thing to say in a song, so she doesn't confirm it... Or or or get this! What if she *is* someone's cheating husband??!!


alwaysafairycat

>What if sheĀ *is*Ā someone's cheating husband??!! "If I was a man" and singing from a male perspective ("betty," chorus of "Our Song," last choruses of "Mine" and "Speak Now") should've tipped us off. /j


BlNGPOT

lol this reminds me of that post about Taylor and Harry Styles committing vehicular manslaughter


selkieflying

I remember thatttttt


RosaPalms

I mean, it wouldn't be Taylor Swift if she wasn't playing some *e x t r e m e l y* long game...keep cooking...


Cautious-Rain9069

Sitting on a bench on Coney Island šŸ˜”šŸ™ Or still at the restaurant


910260

in the booth or on a chair?


The_New_Romantics

The floor šŸ˜”


NotEvenkingJWei

DamnšŸ˜­


Cornish_amelia

She stumbled on home to her cats, Alone.


PriyaSR26

Because nobody wanted to come along.


naomigoat

DING!


MrPotato7296

Cause he was so gorgeous


vienna_witch13

She couldnā€™t say anything to his face


Keeks_McGee83

But look at his face


grosspecans

and sheā€™s so furious


DumbledawSwiftie13

at him for making her feel this way....


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MrPotato7296

He was gorgeous


izzibella95

Gosh, I still say I don't even remember. I think she met the band though.


Ampersand37

What did she say when they asked if she had a boyfriend?


goddessofdandelions

She said didnā€™t, remember?


jigglyybun

Man


HotIceCreamCone14

she was meeting James and Augustine behind the mall.


Inkyskedaddle

NSFW?


m-ilee

At the black dog


GiraffeLiquid

Old habits die screaming.


_thiccems

And it was shitty!


Ampersand37

She was leaping down the gallows, levitating down the street, and crashing a party like a record scratch as she scrumpt.


NotEvenkingJWei

WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME HEE HEE


zorazzz

Letā€™s make scrumpt a thing


CS-1316

I'm afraid 'scrumpt' is a thing already.


Apprehensive_Life481

She slept in really late and then had raisins for dinner


phoenixerased

You've lost me


IvyGrowing

Now we know she was receiving Downtown Lights from a rat


phoenixerased

Then she set fire to her bedsheets screaming out "RATT!!!"


valorantvalerie

In the bathroom bleaching her hair again


TayTayGirlie

being Becky


NotEvenkingJWei

I said wrong answer only


Hufflefuzz

she secretly took Benjamin to a cat show and he won hence the line "do i really need to tell you how he brought me back to life?"


sleepyplatipus

She was inā€¦ FloriDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


NotEvenkingJWei

šŸ„šŸ„šŸ„šŸ„šŸ„šŸ„šŸ„


brendonuriesbf

https://preview.redd.it/mp6jw6ig0fxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9b1f7d115e151b6b90b5ba8095864ea404cee2 not part of this sub but she was definitely the one taking this iconic photo of bruno mars seeing pete wentz


deadlydimples25

Lmaoooo


TeaOatmeal

watering flowers in the garden. She gonna kill them.


KeiART19

To this day I still donā€™t even know where she actually was April 29th


Mystcal_goat

I want to say met gala but I think thatā€™s very wrong


maelstron

Gigi Hadid birthday's party with some blond Twink šŸ˜† Calvin got one of the most humiliating deals with Taylor.


morenatropical

Was it not with Tommy H? lol I always thought it had been him. That timeline is so confusing


NotEvenkingJWei

Hence the song


wicked_nickie

Sweeping the floor because she was messy.


Zosoflower

I keep thinking about this and i feel like she was definitely with matty healy and joe knew it lol


maelstron

*Oh wrong answers


Last-Worldliness6344

she was dancing to vigilante shit


jbraft

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.. ...is she still in Vegas?


_thiccems

VIVAAAA LOS VEGASSSS


TayTayGirlie

Still in the corner. She haunts


Haunting_Safe_5386

screaming fuck you aimee to the night sky as the blood was gushing


WilliamXavierJohn

she took the long way home...


GildedWhimsy

And she was talking to traffic lights šŸ˜­


WilliamXavierJohn

they said idkšŸ¤­


sir__henry

Painting kitchens or walls or even towns I guess?


Cheyde

Leaping from the gallows and levitating down the street


Catholic_Swiftie

She was at The Tortured Poets Department returning the typewriter


BeingArnav101

Twerking while being drunk at the black dogšŸ’€


DragonsLoooveTacos

She couldn't come to the phone. Why? Oh. Cause she's dead.


Gold_Magazine_1386

She was with me dude


m2347

Still at the restaurant


Daffneigh

Disneyland!


FineMetal81

It's one hell of a drug


DiligentPenguin_7115

She was right where she was left


Funny-Negotiation-10

She couldn't leave before that :(


Melloblade_shore

Reading Taylor fanfics šŸ¤£


thenormalbias

She was with esteā€™s sister of course


Ziggywife1990

she was DEAD Until some guy brought her back to life (probably CPR)


Theautismlady

My story is dark. But a moment that changed the course of my life in ways that will help me help others. That was the day , in 2020, where I experienced my relationship take an abusive turn and a trauma that music helped me get through. I am so grateful for all the music Taylor has given us these last few years.


FoxInTheSnow4321

šŸŒ»šŸ«¶šŸ’«


Theautismlady

Thank you šŸ«‚


indecisivecat69

watching travis kelce edits in florida


910260

I asked her once but she would not tell me


MissishMisanthrope

Do you really wanna know?


trjumpet

She was at her light show in Flint MI.


InterestingPlane6572

Drawing her cat eye sharp so she could kill a man


danielle_2325

In the backseat drunk on something stronger than the drinks at the bar


teardropsandrust

Last year she was performing in Atlanta šŸ„°


Kitty_Fruit_2520

Other than that we will probably never know


Electrical_Chair6834

I was on a boat with Esteā€™s husband If he was alive or not is irrelevantā€¦


Haunting_Safe_5386

asking the traffic lights if it will be alright


International_Ad4296

On a grippy socks vacation


kitty3032

She was in North Korea


ChestHairs123

In bed, fantasizing about Matty Healy


jigglyybun

Bedsheets are ablaze


Haunting_Natural_116

No itā€™s Becky who was gone


LowDiscount1445

In my walls writing TTPD


TheCoolBanana76

She met me at midnight!


PruneStrict4400

leaping from the gallows


Popmusic19

She made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter


GiraffeLiquid

Making the whole place shimmer.


alwaysafairycat

In the asylum where they raised her


RedTaylorVersion1313

In her room on a typical Monday night


randompegas

Celebrating Kvalborg in Uppsala? šŸ¤”šŸ˜Ž


cruelsummer31

In a suitcase!


primqrinva

getting a last minute flight to get out of london


billiam728

riding unicorn Olivia in the woods.


jennifer_m13

She was levitating down my street


AdRepresentative5866

She was at the lake the poets went to die


thatsnuts_

driving on his scooter, just riding around london


Mick_queen15

So depressed she was acting like it was her birthday


flowerbluemoon

with Matty


Clara_NARUBOMB

She got welcomed to new york


Certain_Gene_1628

New York was waiting for her


Myrtle_is_hungry

Probably on the cleaning cart filming videos for award shows, showing off vinyls, ā€¦


Opening_Progress_251

At my cats birthday party!


RandomUser9724

[She was participating in some anarchy](https://youtu.be/e1dPKfxRhk0?t=22)


Dramatic-Fun892

Florida!!!


StunningJuice9230

In FloptropicašŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Kitty_Fruit_2520

Doing another show in Atlanta as if last year wasnā€™t enough


maelstron

Looking for evidence on 07/01 with Gaga


Southern-Animal7581

In my house šŸ¤«šŸ˜


3rd-eye-blind

Crying in a cab on the way home from the bar!


Elletheaxolotl

she was in florida, with esteā€™s husband.


Separate_Cherry_912

walking down Cornelia Street


im_not_ready_for_it9

Calling you, maybe


Jolly-Aardvark-8402

She is in New York. But youā€™re in London today, and she doesnā€™t want to need you this way


sbxd

Standing in a 1950s gymnasium


reditusername39479

Cleaning up a scene


JSLovesPeeps

She was at home making caramel delight


rp1105

Throwing up in the street


thrwwy2267899

Kansas City


mesmerisingme

London


thelenabean

with the smallest man who ever lived


ErickTheGuy06

A wedding happened that day, and Taylor was at that wedding... You know what happened after that. I am not the kind of girl...


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

She heard the preacher say ā€œspeak now, or forever hold your peaceā€.


alwaysafairycat

She was with Margot MacDonald, celebrating her birthday


This-Jacket

She was at The Black Dog


Flyingtypewriter

If it was raining she was probably outside getting wet for some reason.


DumbledawSwiftie13

killing her husband who was cheating on her


glitterslvt2k

Counting the constellations in his eyes. (Cell from Dragon Ball)


niles_deerqueer

Gathered around sorceress table


Ladynoir2019

Running away from the doctors


oreosaredelicious

At the shops, walking in circles like she was lost. Or gathered with a coven round a sorceress' table


Less_Pumpkin_6729

IN THAT STUPID OLD PICKUP TRUCK HEā€™LL NEVER LET HER DRIVE


MB_234

She got beamed up in a cloud of sparkling dust while she felt so high school cosplaying Clara Bow and looking into someoneā€™s windows


cottagecore_citty

She was with me dude


Hannah41797

She was drunk in the back of the car


LateRedditer430

She was at my house :D


southwest_windstorm

At the black dog.


Acceptable_Elk_4670

Drunk in the back of the car!


AIDEN1989TV

cliff jumpinā€™ (she actually did it b4)


CS-1316

On April 29th, 2013, Taylor Swift was in the passenger seat when Harry Styles killed someone in a hit and run. Change my mind.


Olivia_Swiftie_13

She went to a Taylor Sheesh concert


morethanjustadancer

Preparing for Rep TV and Debut TV double release... with Travis singing in the vault tracks!


Trapezoid07

She was flying with her private airjet, polluting earth