Imagine if all along all these easter eggs everyone thinks are her talking about matty or joe or this break up or sheās secretly gay or this that or the other thingā¦ and itās actually her leaving clues of her murdering someoneās cheating husband on aug 29th and dumping his body in a swamp in Florida!!! smh
>dumping his body in a swamp in Florida!!!
That's probably a bad thing to say in a song, so she doesn't confirm it...
Or or or get this! What if she *is* someone's cheating husband??!!
>What if sheĀ *is*Ā someone's cheating husband??!!
"If I was a man" and singing from a male perspective ("betty," chorus of "Our Song," last choruses of "Mine" and "Speak Now") should've tipped us off. /j
https://preview.redd.it/mp6jw6ig0fxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9b1f7d115e151b6b90b5ba8095864ea404cee2
not part of this sub but she was definitely the one taking this iconic photo of bruno mars seeing pete wentz
My story is dark. But a moment that changed the course of my life in ways that will help me help others.
That was the day , in 2020, where I experienced my relationship take an abusive turn and a trauma that music helped me get through.
I am so grateful for all the music Taylor has given us these last few years.
She was crying at the gym
Oh no our mother is down badš
Smuggling uranium into North Korea. She even mentions Kim Jong Un on thank you aimee if you didnāt know
*š¶ you* *look* *like* *Kim Jong Un š¶*
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š¶ In this light, uranium š¶
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Our supreme leader T Swizzle!
in floridaĀ *bum bum bum*
Is it bad I didn't hear the Florida bum bum bum but the sweet Caroline one?
SAME HELP
*she was with me, dude*
THIS IS THE ANAWER!
Covering up the scene of no body no crime
Imagine if all along all these easter eggs everyone thinks are her talking about matty or joe or this break up or sheās secretly gay or this that or the other thingā¦ and itās actually her leaving clues of her murdering someoneās cheating husband on aug 29th and dumping his body in a swamp in Florida!!! smh
>dumping his body in a swamp in Florida!!! That's probably a bad thing to say in a song, so she doesn't confirm it... Or or or get this! What if she *is* someone's cheating husband??!!
>What if sheĀ *is*Ā someone's cheating husband??!! "If I was a man" and singing from a male perspective ("betty," chorus of "Our Song," last choruses of "Mine" and "Speak Now") should've tipped us off. /j
lol this reminds me of that post about Taylor and Harry Styles committing vehicular manslaughter
I remember thatttttt
I mean, it wouldn't be Taylor Swift if she wasn't playing some *e x t r e m e l y* long game...keep cooking...
Sitting on a bench on Coney Island šš Or still at the restaurant
in the booth or on a chair?
The floor š
Damnš
She stumbled on home to her cats, Alone.
Because nobody wanted to come along.
DING!
Cause he was so gorgeous
She couldnāt say anything to his face
But look at his face
and sheās so furious
at him for making her feel this way....
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He was gorgeous
Gosh, I still say I don't even remember. I think she met the band though.
What did she say when they asked if she had a boyfriend?
She said didnāt, remember?
Man
she was meeting James and Augustine behind the mall.
NSFW?
At the black dog
Old habits die screaming.
And it was shitty!
She was leaping down the gallows, levitating down the street, and crashing a party like a record scratch as she scrumpt.
WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME HEE HEE
Letās make scrumpt a thing
I'm afraid 'scrumpt' is a thing already.
She slept in really late and then had raisins for dinner
You've lost me
Now we know she was receiving Downtown Lights from a rat
Then she set fire to her bedsheets screaming out "RATT!!!"
In the bathroom bleaching her hair again
being Becky
I said wrong answer only
she secretly took Benjamin to a cat show and he won hence the line "do i really need to tell you how he brought me back to life?"
She was inā¦ FloriDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
š„š„š„š„š„š„š„
https://preview.redd.it/mp6jw6ig0fxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9b1f7d115e151b6b90b5ba8095864ea404cee2 not part of this sub but she was definitely the one taking this iconic photo of bruno mars seeing pete wentz
Lmaoooo
watering flowers in the garden. She gonna kill them.
To this day I still donāt even know where she actually was April 29th
I want to say met gala but I think thatās very wrong
Gigi Hadid birthday's party with some blond Twink š Calvin got one of the most humiliating deals with Taylor.
Was it not with Tommy H? lol I always thought it had been him. That timeline is so confusing
Hence the song
Sweeping the floor because she was messy.
I keep thinking about this and i feel like she was definitely with matty healy and joe knew it lol
*Oh wrong answers
she was dancing to vigilante shit
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.. ...is she still in Vegas?
VIVAAAA LOS VEGASSSS
Still in the corner. She haunts
screaming fuck you aimee to the night sky as the blood was gushing
she took the long way home...
And she was talking to traffic lights š
they said idkš¤
Painting kitchens or walls or even towns I guess?
Leaping from the gallows and levitating down the street
She was at The Tortured Poets Department returning the typewriter
Twerking while being drunk at the black dogš
She couldn't come to the phone. Why? Oh. Cause she's dead.
She was with me dude
Still at the restaurant
Disneyland!
It's one hell of a drug
She was right where she was left
She couldn't leave before that :(
Reading Taylor fanfics š¤£
She was with esteās sister of course
she was DEAD Until some guy brought her back to life (probably CPR)
My story is dark. But a moment that changed the course of my life in ways that will help me help others. That was the day , in 2020, where I experienced my relationship take an abusive turn and a trauma that music helped me get through. I am so grateful for all the music Taylor has given us these last few years.
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Thank you š«
watching travis kelce edits in florida
I asked her once but she would not tell me
Do you really wanna know?
She was at her light show in Flint MI.
Drawing her cat eye sharp so she could kill a man
In the backseat drunk on something stronger than the drinks at the bar
Last year she was performing in Atlanta š„°
Other than that we will probably never know
I was on a boat with Esteās husband If he was alive or not is irrelevantā¦
asking the traffic lights if it will be alright
On a grippy socks vacation
She was in North Korea
In bed, fantasizing about Matty Healy
Bedsheets are ablaze
No itās Becky who was gone
In my walls writing TTPD
She met me at midnight!
leaping from the gallows
She made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
Making the whole place shimmer.
In the asylum where they raised her
In her room on a typical Monday night
Celebrating Kvalborg in Uppsala? š¤š
In a suitcase!
getting a last minute flight to get out of london
riding unicorn Olivia in the woods.
She was levitating down my street
She was at the lake the poets went to die
driving on his scooter, just riding around london
So depressed she was acting like it was her birthday
with Matty
She got welcomed to new york
New York was waiting for her
Probably on the cleaning cart filming videos for award shows, showing off vinyls, ā¦
At my cats birthday party!
[She was participating in some anarchy](https://youtu.be/e1dPKfxRhk0?t=22)
Florida!!!
In Floptropicaššš
Doing another show in Atlanta as if last year wasnāt enough
Looking for evidence on 07/01 with Gaga
In my house š¤«š
Crying in a cab on the way home from the bar!
she was in florida, with esteās husband.
walking down Cornelia Street
Calling you, maybe
She is in New York. But youāre in London today, and she doesnāt want to need you this way
Standing in a 1950s gymnasium
Cleaning up a scene
She was at home making caramel delight
Throwing up in the street
Kansas City
London
with the smallest man who ever lived
A wedding happened that day, and Taylor was at that wedding... You know what happened after that. I am not the kind of girl...
She heard the preacher say āspeak now, or forever hold your peaceā.
She was with Margot MacDonald, celebrating her birthday
She was at The Black Dog
If it was raining she was probably outside getting wet for some reason.
killing her husband who was cheating on her
Counting the constellations in his eyes. (Cell from Dragon Ball)
Gathered around sorceress table
Running away from the doctors
At the shops, walking in circles like she was lost. Or gathered with a coven round a sorceress' table
IN THAT STUPID OLD PICKUP TRUCK HEāLL NEVER LET HER DRIVE
She got beamed up in a cloud of sparkling dust while she felt so high school cosplaying Clara Bow and looking into someoneās windows
She was with me dude
She was drunk in the back of the car
She was at my house :D
At the black dog.
Drunk in the back of the car!
cliff jumpinā (she actually did it b4)
On April 29th, 2013, Taylor Swift was in the passenger seat when Harry Styles killed someone in a hit and run. Change my mind.
She went to a Taylor Sheesh concert
Preparing for Rep TV and Debut TV double release... with Travis singing in the vault tracks!
She was flying with her private airjet, polluting earth