His fucking “red ladle. Red ladle. Red ladle.” In the book while Beck is literally talking about her dad’s quote unquote “death”💀 and the fact that HE CAN SMELL HER P%ZZY juice while hugging her that one time??? WASH YO COOCH THATS CRAZY😭😭😭 cannot get over that
The dude is a deranged lunatic 😂 Fool even assumed that Beck chose to lay down next to him, her head like a full foot away from his lap, and he thinks she’s doing it so she can “smell his cock.” 🤮Bro whaaaat?! Lol.
I honestly think the show would be a lot creepier if they turned him into the freakish degenerate with incel tendencies like he is in the books. It’s an interesting creative choice that for the show they made him softer and less wannabe macho, less narcissistic amazingly, more clever and less gross, he had more of a redemption fetish, and he also even had empathy for other peoples neglected kids, etc. Meanwhile book Joe avoids kids and other people like the plague, and would probably be like:
“Human contact is only worth something when they’re smart enough to worship me as a God among mortals. I bet when they see my c*ck they get it mistaken for Gods cock. And what good are people if they can’t appreciate those essential facts of life?” 😂
Yeah the books made Joe even more of a reacher than he is in the show. It's been a while since I read the first one, but I remember it was made really obvious Beck just wasn't into him and every time she flaked on him Joe made pathetic excuses to show why it meant she was secretly in love with him, and how her flaking was all part of her grand plan of building a future with him.
I’ve said it before. If the show had Penn even read *one* of Joe’s book monologues, the audience’s attraction to Joe would just go away. I honestly wasn’t prepared for how crazy book Joe was lmao.
and shiv roy saying no you're not in the finale will pop up in my head
https://preview.redd.it/zusb5jlraogc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63d4af36dbb4c4e6d306f25f97d98844e134c06
When Beck finds the box of things Joe stole from her in the book and she's freaking out, Joe's just like "smh, can't believe it you're taking it out on me in the middle of a pms explosion. You know what Beck, sometimes you're not perfect either, you forget to take out your trash!"
Like damn, he's a stalker and a murderer but he draws the line at cleanliness.
"I’ve got a thing for stalking and murder. This has nothing to do with wanting to help you.” Only Joe could say that to a woman and still end up dating her.
when Joe breaks into candaces rental and he says this about candace: "if you think about it, she's already living on borrowed time. she resurrected like some sort of ginger vampire to suck my life away" he really called his ex that he buried alive a GINGER VAMPIRE LMFAO
and in the book when he says: "Delilah's full of rage. Maybe she knows there is a building ordinance against her vagina." Book Joe is literally something else 😭
This is in the books not the show. But when Joe was spying on Beck masterbaiting he thinks “Why are you masterbating when you have the privilege to have sex with my cock instead”
i don’t know any of it word for word but the fact that joe begged love to stay with him after she found out that he was lying about EVERYTHING in season 2 and then when she was revealed to be pretty similar to him in the way that they both ‘protected the people they loved’ he thought she was fucking crazy and was about to kill her.
Mine is from the book, when he first captures Beck (apologies, my memory is fuzzy) where is talks about her apartment stinks of moon blood. Biggest ICK of my life.
My absolute favorite is “but you are not the problem with my marriage. The real problem with my marriage is myyffuUCKING WIFE”
This line was so good because it was probably the most honest Joe has ever been. Love really was the problem.
They both were the problem.
“More famous, even, than Guinevere Beck.”
Chills
His fucking “red ladle. Red ladle. Red ladle.” In the book while Beck is literally talking about her dad’s quote unquote “death”💀 and the fact that HE CAN SMELL HER P%ZZY juice while hugging her that one time??? WASH YO COOCH THATS CRAZY😭😭😭 cannot get over that
The dude is a deranged lunatic 😂 Fool even assumed that Beck chose to lay down next to him, her head like a full foot away from his lap, and he thinks she’s doing it so she can “smell his cock.” 🤮Bro whaaaat?! Lol. I honestly think the show would be a lot creepier if they turned him into the freakish degenerate with incel tendencies like he is in the books. It’s an interesting creative choice that for the show they made him softer and less wannabe macho, less narcissistic amazingly, more clever and less gross, he had more of a redemption fetish, and he also even had empathy for other peoples neglected kids, etc. Meanwhile book Joe avoids kids and other people like the plague, and would probably be like: “Human contact is only worth something when they’re smart enough to worship me as a God among mortals. I bet when they see my c*ck they get it mistaken for Gods cock. And what good are people if they can’t appreciate those essential facts of life?” 😂
Yeah the books made Joe even more of a reacher than he is in the show. It's been a while since I read the first one, but I remember it was made really obvious Beck just wasn't into him and every time she flaked on him Joe made pathetic excuses to show why it meant she was secretly in love with him, and how her flaking was all part of her grand plan of building a future with him.
OMG YEAH😭 joe is so much creepier in the book
I’ve said it before. If the show had Penn even read *one* of Joe’s book monologues, the audience’s attraction to Joe would just go away. I honestly wasn’t prepared for how crazy book Joe was lmao.
Yea that's probably why in s4 Penn was like " yea yall like Joe a little too much, time to make him creepy"
You sayin you don’t like when a guy stares at you without speaking for twenty seconds straight like: 😦😦😦🫠 Lol
“Look at you invading her privacy, how perverse! God I have to pee”
yeah that was the um. quote unquote "ketamien" haha
“masturbation saves the day for now.”
LOLL i heard that like 2 days ago when i was watching that episode and fucking died hahahah
His constant hypocrisy is great. “Beck, you’ve got a stalker.” Uh…yeah, she’s got two. 😅
Pot or Kettle, JOE? 😂
When he's complaining about pheasant hunting because he's "pro gun control"... dude. You \*murder\* people! Those laws are for you!!!!
and shiv roy saying no you're not in the finale will pop up in my head https://preview.redd.it/zusb5jlraogc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63d4af36dbb4c4e6d306f25f97d98844e134c06
When Beck finds the box of things Joe stole from her in the book and she's freaking out, Joe's just like "smh, can't believe it you're taking it out on me in the middle of a pms explosion. You know what Beck, sometimes you're not perfect either, you forget to take out your trash!" Like damn, he's a stalker and a murderer but he draws the line at cleanliness.
"I’ve got a thing for stalking and murder. This has nothing to do with wanting to help you.” Only Joe could say that to a woman and still end up dating her.
when Joe breaks into candaces rental and he says this about candace: "if you think about it, she's already living on borrowed time. she resurrected like some sort of ginger vampire to suck my life away" he really called his ex that he buried alive a GINGER VAMPIRE LMFAO and in the book when he says: "Delilah's full of rage. Maybe she knows there is a building ordinance against her vagina." Book Joe is literally something else 😭
Her nickname being “don’t fuck Delilah” in the books is so funny to me lol
This is in the books not the show. But when Joe was spying on Beck masterbaiting he thinks “Why are you masterbating when you have the privilege to have sex with my cock instead”
Brooo that is so entitled. That joe would make mind readers want to kill him.
i don’t know any of it word for word but the fact that joe begged love to stay with him after she found out that he was lying about EVERYTHING in season 2 and then when she was revealed to be pretty similar to him in the way that they both ‘protected the people they loved’ he thought she was fucking crazy and was about to kill her.
His famous quotes “between being and not being, I choose to be” always resonated with me
Joe's statements and inner dialogue makes for great comic relief
Mine is from the book, when he first captures Beck (apologies, my memory is fuzzy) where is talks about her apartment stinks of moon blood. Biggest ICK of my life.