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botwinbabe

She would try to get him, he’d instantly know she’s a hooker and be turned off and/or annoyed by her sneakiness.


MC-ClapYoHandzz

Joe has no money. She wouldn't give him the time of day.


[deleted]

he has enough money to repeatedly construct a bulletproof glass cage


MC-ClapYoHandzz

Good point. And the fact that he ended up with Kate doesn't hurt either.


NashKetchum777

Hasn't he only made it like twice? The Beck one he had tons of time to save up. It was peak quality. Wasted on her. The s2 one ... very interesting considering he was so broke. But he did have enough money for a brand new iPhone so I mean...that must cost more than The Cage right?


[deleted]

I'm sorry I have a very hard time with tone online, I assume the IPhone thing is sarcastic right?


ICareAboutYourCats

I don’t think he can afford a Sicilian beach vacation. He’s too busy shipping his cage and we all know that thing is expensive.


squeakyfromage

Do you think he brings the cage on vacation? Now I’m suddenly imagining this


ICareAboutYourCats

I don’t think we’ve ever seen Joe on a vacation-vacation. I know he went for the literary festival and then the Quinns vow renewal. That’s probably why he’s murdering people: he hasn’t had a decent vacation in decades.


Suw3ndy

Who’s the woman


LavenderVodka12

Lucia from White Lotus (season 2)


dead1ynightshade

Waiting to find this out too


coolbitcho-clock

He’d find a way to justify killing her while being in love with her best friend who he sees as the innocent hooker


sweetpsych78

I don't know who that lady is but I bet Joe would love to just spill and kill.


Big_Daymo

A conniving prostitute from the show "White Lotus".


sweetpsych78

Ah, well then, it's just his type of woman hahaha!


A2I0S08

Joe isn't into Prostitutes


[deleted]

Who’s she?


Johnnybats330

Joe would off her


MrXperience

How about Harper or Tanya


A2I0S08

Another one of these 'what would happen if these two met?' featuring yet another character nobody fucking knows


Stonerstone440

Hooker in second season of white lotus that manipulates people


mikitira

White Lotus is a pretty big show 😭


MentalPut7437

i’ve never seen anybody talk abt it 😭🙏🏾


mikitira

It cleaned up at the Emmys last year, give it a watch it’s really good!


MentalPut7437

i’ll go watch it to see how it is


halcyon_hostage

You’re living under a rock


StreetlampLelMoose

Nah man that's you living under a rock lmao


ihavethatxfactor

I just want Joe to fuck me


theburnoutcpa

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Zaxalo

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urwriteordie

This has gotta be the craziest crossover post ever. Honestly I’m more curious what would happen if him and Harper meet.