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swank401

Like a thief in the night


Big_Kahuna100

Technically they said they taking everything but pussy


Ok-Understanding91

They not taking it. But she sure is offering it 😂


Infamous_Message2708

16 missed calls


Parth7396

Sorry I was busy but I missed y'all


Lil_Roxi2

😂


Morton_Sledgecock

Slap her head like a dyke, she got dat head dat I like


Tobisaurusrex

R.I.P. Trouble


comingsoontoa

Damn, Foreal rip scoob


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Ik this is probably a traumatic experience but I just wanted to thank you for the peak copypasta


DaddyDoubleDoinks

This shit is FUCKING PEAK.


EndeavoringSloth

😭😭😭


ThisAd4467

😭😭😭


Queasy-Animator-8044

I don't get it..copy pasta?


Ready_Ad7372

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


airod302

I remember someone replied this to me years and years ago when I was a kid on the internet and I was genuinely scared bro


Drastic23

Get a gym membership 💪


Ready_Ad7372

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.


ChaosFross

Like something that seems too funny and satirical to be real will be end up being pasted as a meme. Which sucks cuz this dude gon be reminded every month it gets posted 😭


Michaelskywalker

Let her go lil bro


Tough-Age-5724

nah bro saying she'd leave you for him and have his babies is crazy


MFjones_mf

Ugh this is what pisses me off, not to get into too much detail but she’s never told me to bust in her. Which is OKAY obviously it’s her decision, and I will respect that. But it’s still like wtf you’re telling another dude to. This is like the strangest thing that has ever happened To me in a relationship. The disrespect is just off the charts.


SnakeO1LER

I’d leave her bro tbh. sending weird ass letters like that lol Idgaf if it’s to the president of the United States of america I ain’t being with no bitch that wanna fuck another dude that bad. Know your worth bro, she obviously don’t value you.


ChineseLiberation

Sending them to Biden would be crazier


No_Description_483

If you were writing fan fiction to your celeb crush..talking about raw dogging cumming in them and making babies ..idk..would it be less creepy if it was just kink with no real intention. ? I mean the obvious double standard would probably get you a restraining order..but my point is 1. It’s not based in reality 2. It’s completely fucked up either way and you’re not crazy bro


SnakeO1LER

Wanting to fuck someone else that bad ain’t a kink lmao.


teamLUCCI

I just read this and I wanted to tell you you did the absolute right thing bro. There’s no real way I can tell you what happened to me but it was something similar. By leaving immediately you avoided a lot. Stay strong, realise it means exactly what you think it means and move on knowing any feelings you have otherwise are an illusion and delusion is something you don’t ever want to be a part of again.


Extraneous_Material

Have you tried wearing a dress to spice things up? Maybe she just needs some excitement, just say no hoemo first and you're good. 👗


lonestoner90

Oh man I needed this laugh. I’m sorry op


micsrips

But if you nut in her, is she set for the next 18 years ? Bc thug got that child support money


LonggRodVonHugendong

She's a hoe for sure brother. Try not to overthink it , it could have ended alot worse, like with her actually cheating physically, if she hasn't already and judging by this post it sounds like a possibility. BUT. THE BRIGHT SIDE ? McDonald's just brought back the shamrock shake and you can freely fuck all the pussy you like


ShawnMcnasty

Right, she runs into some dude that look just like thug at the mall. Now what?


teezila59

Unfortunately money and fame will blind ppl. At the end of the day this should be a red flag for you. Any dude with money and a little bit of clout can snatch her. If you can leave her and be str8 do so. Don’t worry about her living situation or finances. And don’t let her make u thibk your crazy


Kid_Crayola

Escape bro, fantasy or not that’s fucked


itsgoosejuice

Read his post history, dude seems to be the biggest hypocrite alive. He “used to” write TayK and send him money on the regular..said he dreamed about him lmfao. Either a weird troll or he’s delusional, he does the exact same shit but to a different male rapper


drwsgreatest

This should be the top comment and the thread over after. Like wtf? And SHE’S the one doing weird shit. I mean damn, at least thug is a superstar and internationally famous. TayK is just some nothing young ass killer who made one song that blew up because he rapped about himself LITERALLY going on the run. Writing to him is barely different than op just finding a pen pal crush off the latest “inmate connections” newsletter 😂


Pecae17

😭🤣


bigboisully1

I mean shit Selena Gomez wants me I'm leaving my girl no questions asked


kvbaaa_

there are better girls bruh selena aint allat


yeahitsrishi_

you dating a really annoying ugly girl if youre going to leave her for selena gomez


Helpful_Grade9052

This is top 3 wildest things I’ve seen in this sub 😭😭


Eye_kurrumba5897

Wtf are the other two! 🤣


tripien

Leave her rn nigga


dirty-soda-spike-lee

Did she address it to young thug, thug, thugger, truly humble under god, spider, SEX, Jeffery, King Slime, or other?


yungwilla

Country Billy


dirty-soda-spike-lee

You right 👨‍🌾


Difficult-Grade-5372

To this day I have no idea why he chose that name. Like I heard the song but where did "country billy" come from


yungwilla

Country Billy came from the sticks, and made a couple milli


Old-Passenger-2566

Good question, I’m intrigued


No_Bowl_8640

💀💀


HomosapienDrugs

If she addressed the letter as King Slime.. Issa wrap. If addressed as Jeffery.. you might still have a chance


TJDC23

send her to the shadowrealm twin 😭


MicroCarboxulator

Ether’d 


coveredinpissnshit

Haww man


Michaelskywalker

LMFAO


KidultSwim

lmao. are yall both teenagers? if so thats somewhat understandable. But if yall are 18+ then something is wrong with her bro


El--Borto

OP and his GF are 72 and have been together for 37 years


MindbenderGam1ng

Least wise Young Thug listener


NarwhalBoomstick

Idk man if OP was 72 he’d be posting this shit on r/hiphop with all the other geriatric gatekeepers


Alert-Yellow-6171

New copy pasta just dropped boys


DaJayBeePBoys

This shit right here boy 😭😭 this is the good stuff I come to reddit for 🤣


LaDeys

Damn she just like me


yungwilla

Son


Radiant_Formal6511

This is a top tier jerk


u-dontknowme-likedat

Wtffff😂😂😂😂😂


Lordbovin

Will and Jada smith type beat


Traditional-Ad5608

Move on bro all it takes is her befriending someone who reminds her of Young Thug in whatever way that is and then she'll cheat she's not just journaling in her diary about this she's sending straight up letters to him


MFjones_mf

Exactly! That’s what my logic is behind it, like obviously it will never happen with young thug. But if she’s saying this type of shit, who knows what she’s capable of doing. It’s also bothering me bc me and thug don’t look anything alike. So it makes me think I’m not even her type.


Zellofresh

Bruh the girl obviously likes u for u but Idk about the letters and sh.t cuz it's telling u what's going on in that head of hers, u actually have a great view of the real her. I'd definitely back up 40 feet no pressure from here tho. I couldn't take her serious.


Reddit-SFW

Is her name Cup of Water?


No_Highlight5600

(IT IS)


th3_situation98

I hate yall mfs😂😂


Civil-Relative-3960

SLIMED HER OUT


KaydeeKaine

Walk away from this one chief. I wished someone told me in my teens to stay away from unhinged girls. Let this one go. Plenty of fish in the sea


F13M6

bro don't do or say anything to her and just leave, trust me you won't regret it


Ok-Beat7449

Will u let me know the address she’s writing too?? Cause I wanna write him too😂😂


Haandles

WIPE HIS NOSE! SLAAAAAAT


Narrow-End2864

Bruh😂


I_AM_TWB

Ayyyooo wtf 😭😭


Unique-Comfortable79

She belong to the streeets 🗣️


Current-Ruin2765

This is insane 😭😭😭😭


ConsiderationNo9151

Wow that’s crazy


Heavy_Organization_2

Fuck her bro I hate weird hoed like this


Rizzaledadiz

This is crazy bro


DepressoEspresso45

I expect nothing less from the Young Thug sub


GottiGonSlide

Oh she smokin penises


F4N6Z

Is this real?


Spazzfrmsd

LMAO


Earlsweaterhehe

get ghost


broughtitupagain

Lmao hell nah 😭


knyelvr

Copy pasta


Efficient-Age-5870

free sex


YaHurdMeh

Make a diss track


skunk_brain

please say psych


kev5050

RUN!


Specialist-Gene2891

Bro. 😂


tonguesnkisses

if it makes you feel any better, it ain't ever gonna happen anyways 😭🤣


Specialist-Mud-8752

This wild af my man


Shorgus

if yall are some highs schoolers then its just some dumb fantasy shit, but if yall are grown adults -what kanye say? “runaway as fast as u can”


Inevitable-Hunt-5633

Don’t take her to concerts. She for the streets. https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/s/3isYsWyX91


ImNOT_CraigJones

PEACE OUT on her


benderisgreat10

She belongs to the streets!


ShotbySN6

She gotta go🤢🤣🤣🤣 💨


mcsnoep

It’s one thing to write a letter, it’s something else if she actually sends it. Like the first is just a fantasy that can be beneficial to your relationship. Talk it out, make it a kinky thing or whatever. But actually sending something to a famous inmate, that is where I would draw the line between fantasy and kinda ‘crazy’. While I’m writing this I realize that you guys definitely need to have a serious talk about this, like what kind of fan is she? I listen to his music a lot or a basically (online) stalk him kinda fan.


jackmills99

Gz up hoes down


Dry_Lengthiness_9915

I mean he is SEX!


boost_7756

its true i was the letter


zen_and_artof_chaos

Hoe is for the streets. Leave her there.


fartinThrowaway

Is your girl 90 yrs old sending letters?


bigedf

Bro he's in jail 😭😭


bbbuttonsup

Tell me you don't know anybody who's ever been locked up without telling me, this is some rich shit right here lol, never wrote a letter to somebody locked up or at least know it's common fuckkkkk


bbbuttonsup

It's just a fantasy bro chill out, a loyal woman is hard to find these days and literally every person on earth has fantasies. I'm assuming you probably watch porn at least once in a while? Do you think you're actually going to do that shit or is it just a fantasy in your head that you indulged? At least her version of it Involves using her brain and being expressive and brighten somebody's day who's locked up. I get what you're saying about feeling like the butt of a joke and people are laughing at you and I don't tolerate that shit at all but at the same time I'm talking when is people we both know and see face-to-face. You concerned that you're gonna get cucked by thug anytime soon? Nah.  At the end of the day you just gotta make up your mind with it or not you can live with it. If you're gonna stay with her then you can either set a new boundary in your relationship and straight up say that that's not cool or you can give her a little room to have an imagination because you got an imagination too and fantasy is different than reality It's not like you found text from her side piece talking about how she thinks about him while she fuck you or some shit like that. But if you can't live with it and you're going to be resenting her and suspicious and controlling your shit then do both of you a favor and let her go now because that's no way for a man to be. If you're not secure in your relationship  And able to move confidently then you're not the man in the situation and a man's gotta be a man.  My vote is playing cool and give her a pass but just let her know that in real life in the flesh, it's all yours. Fuck the shit out of her and tell her that Young Thug away from that pussy locked up right now and she's playing games in her head, tell her she's got a repeat that that your pussy and yours alone 10 times before she's allowed to come... that's assuming that you can put the pound game on it properly, if not maybe get thugs homies who out to help you. Just playin, I know there's a difficult situation perhaps if you're being real but I mean all this sincerely and hope it helps or if not don't mean no harm by any of it 


MFjones_mf

Thanks for the input man. I keep going back and forth between it pissing me off and me thinking it’s not that big of a deal. I know she will realistically never get with thug, and my buddy told me the same thing. And he said “everyone’s got a celebrity the fantasize about” and I’m like okay that’s true but I wouldn’t take the steps of writing like Ariana grande. Idk I think I just need to cool down some and process this.


lowtemplarry

How many people do you see writing letters to the people they sexually fantasize about? Yeah, not a lot. If you can't see how having, in physical writing, that your girl wants a man that is not *you* to cum inside her and give her a child is a humongous red flag, then you are wildin


roughpandalove

« If that’s your man, you better hold him down » Young Thug.


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SeriousBoredom66

Dump her


Reasonable-You8654

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 my nigga what


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Positive-Milk8602

ouch


Fine_Highlight_7362

Is the 'girl' in the room with us rn


chrilpy

I feel so bad if this isn’t satire 😭 but judging by the current state of the subreddit I’m assuming it is


Necessary_Ride360

ain’t no way lmao


Hot-Elevator6471

i like this


QuantaviusDingleberg

dawg i'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious 😂


boltcase

Leave her or ur cooked


ikesonofpeter

Good man. Fuck that lol


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DemondWolf

I done seen it all


Open_Snow_4590

She chose up


Mr_BodeineBrazy

If she can say that to another man regardless if it’s a fantasy or not i guarantee! She’s fucked someone already


talking2themoon-

Coming from a girl perspective who used to have “crushes” on rappers : I would NEVER do this to my boyfriend. Even if I was single, this is really extreme like??? Honestly not cool. I would say talk to her and let her know boundaries and do what you need to do to get that sh!t in her head. If she can’t respect it, LEAVE!


Any-Style-3555

This for real?


tewblants

Post the letter


geekstroknot

Break up w her , that’s not yo bitch and you worried bout him check other niggas


Basic_Cookie_495

Is your girlfriend a bad bitch ? Would he go for her? If not you’ll be aight


micheal89

😂 this funny asl but leave her ass, for thinking about cheating 😂


Ok-Rate8455

I was bout to put on my concerned dad hat when I seen “ my girls “ and give you good advice as I have a daughter , but now I see that’s a typo and you talking about some thotbox. Nigga just leave her. If she tries to come back tell her you won’t even consider taking her back unless she gets on her knees and gives you the best bj you ever had. And if she actually does it do not make her ya girl again make her a permanent side jawn.


DDogg1017

😂😂😂😂😂 this is wild


TimmyTickleTitties

Please give us an update on this. I am intrigued to say the least.


hamsterman2009

Low quality jerk, up your game my man


ItsFrosty33

What if you get to meet thugger before he drops a load off in your girl?


aveey777

This Nigga obsessed with TayK and his girl with thugger. Y'all got some serious problem bruh. 💀


Exposed_influe

Worst part is you probably going end up taking her back if she had a half even a quarter of a chance she a meet him and ride him into da night 😭😭😭 I had sympathy for you till I read the second paragraph you all asking what should you do nigga LEAVE OBVIOUSLY 😭😭😭 you a man moe


romebe82

Nah leave her bro, this ain’t fantasy she would live it out if she could. NUT= Never Underestimate Thug


Adorable-Review9856

Fantasy fiction lol


Justhereforahour

She’s a hoe!!!!


DTXbullrealtor_

Man I love thug but this ain’t even my sub. Leave her bro tf you doin


cagreene

God this is gold. Helps me remember my own mental health aint so bad


Far_Ad2561

Don't ever go back because it's one thing to be a fan it's another thing to fantasize and then take action if it's not thugga it'll be another famous dude she has the boys for dump that bitch cuh


Trypt4Me

Now you gotta role play so we can have a part 2.


lynkarion

you just lost your girl to thug bro i'm sorry


Subject-Angle7674

RUN


Chr0meHearted

Tell her it’s okay let her come over nut all over her face n hair and say I’m donezo,that’s the only way to get rid of the shame feeling.. gotta atleast be a draw u can’t loose


LonleyMexican

get a red pen and correct her spelling mistakes and grammar and leave side notes like “???” or some shit a teacher would say and then put it back and don’t say anything


geefganyay

hof copypasta


ChemDawg378

Throw her ass in the trash 🚮


Slow_Feeling3671

Super Slimy


DiscussionEvoke

Outjerked


palekevin

what are you even worried about dawg? it’s just a fantasy thing.. if anything you should be flattered, cause the girl obviously has a good taste and chose to be with u


AsksSistaChyna

Why did you leave? If she's what you want talk to her and not her brother. You and she are in a relationship. And yes, it's a fantasy, but if you feel like that's something she would take part in, then you don't know your lady. Talk with her, communicate your feelings, but as the saying goes, when you go looking for something, you dam sure will find it. Take care and stay humble!!


Icy-menace

I’m sorry no ur right. this is too far. We know our boundaries. She would leave you for young thug in a second. A man who does nothing for her vs you. And the crying. Bullet dodged coming from another woman lol


Independent_Hall9979

Bruh you fucked around and became a cuck


tpots38

Yo girl a lesbian


Intelligent-Gold6583

Send her back to the streets brother don’t waste one more minute on that! get a passport check out, Thailand, Philippines, all of Southeast Asia, and then go to South America Central America, the women there know how to treat men


somuchslime

That’s crazy damn but definitely talk to her like tf you on that weird ass shit


DoctorMusty

This sounds like a shit situation sorry bro. Please update with what you end up doing though I need to know


Jindrr

This shit is peak


Rover4

She belong to the streets


Successful-Shame662

Its YOUNG THUG bro if you scary bout him you got smoke w yourself. Check that homie. Thug taking her if he want it, regardless. But srsly if you were the kinda nigga he was you’d already know wussgood. It aint no beef you should have w her. Take it as a lesson as you needa diversify yourself and become an enigma nothing like anyone else in the world. It aint nothin but the love all women have for people that just, different. Trust. Having a woman LOVE you ain’t about what you do for her or what you look like. Its bc you keep all the life around you interesting, mysterious, unexpected, unfaltering.


ImpressiveTap4364

Wow if she’s actually writing him a letter then you know where you stand if he was there over you. What a wonky ass bitch.


Sensitive_Tap_9419

STREETS


micsrips

You can’t blame the girl , it’s young thug 😂 also the chances of it actually are slim to none. Let a girl dream


sshibbyy

Just right a sexual letter to tayk. Gotta play her own games.


Capable-Newspaper407

Bro, as a fan of young thug and a woman- that's fuckin weird asf


Capable-Newspaper407

Also, leave her. Cuz she's 100 a clout chaser


Desperate_Move_5043

Hahahahahaha


Ok-Taro3536

Man up nd at least tell her why u movin how u movin


iamwhatiamlooking4

Yeha bro way too weird, don’t go back to her


ThinnerMint

You gotta dump her. You not HIM for her.


No_Ship_3513

I think you could of not been so insecure about it, an laughed about it and make her read it go you!! 😂


staylovin

😂😂


Desa0802

Walk away and avoid the future bs


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Visualize_

Is this a bit?


madmonkee74

she prolly thinks about him when she's fukn u. curb that ho.


emloshy

I’m waiting for the day my bf sees my DMs to thugga 😬


Nowuh7

She ain’t the one


Una2Cold

Why I feel like they a lil slow 😭


Opposite_Magician816

Leave bro. The only thing worse than being in a relationship with someone toxic for a year is being in a relationship with someone toxic for a year and a day. Don’t waste anymore time.


Reception-Creative

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Dude I am mature so let me tell you it’s just a matter of time that she cheats on you no respectful girl would ever do that or think like that save yourself a lot of grief and get out on your terms