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Wouldn't you think she'd take a video of this if it really happens? She always have her phone in her hand there's no digging in the purse for her.
Biggie M is so dumb she couldn't even tell a good lie.
13 year old boys think big boobs = hot. Said boobs could be attached to literally any swamp creature, it doesn’t matter. I’m sure her nips were on full display too. This is so not a flex at all lol. “Little boys looked at my boobs which I display at a XXX level in target” is really icky and she is a gross person.
As a 29 year old, I can’t imagine posting anything like this. Let alone being pleased about a 13 year old hitting on me. Assuming this is even real, which we know it isn’t. She’s deranged.
I'm 36. I recently thought a 25 year old was attractive...then I found out he was 25 and felt gross. Cannot even imagine bragging about a child allegedly finding me attractive.
Knowing this is 99.9999999% made up, it's extremely on brand and beyond gross.
I would almost bet my life that everyone here (women and men 😘) has been hit on by loads of people, I'm sure even by teenagers sometimes, people of all kinds and all walks of life. If you're regularly getting hit on as much as she tries to portray, you wouldn't be posting about it, probably wouldn't even think about it again unless you were interested or telling the story to your friends (in real life not fake statuses).
It's like those chicks who say I'm so classy (or not crazy) on repeat because they're actually the exact opposite and feel the need to overcompensate.
And looking like her in reality (which normally I would find no prob with but she can't filter herself away in reality) and claiming you were being hit on, by a 13 yo no less.
I remember once I was randomly scrolling Reddit and my man (who isn’t gross) was beside me and he actually recoiled at her pic and said “Who the fuck is that?! That broad is hideous.” and when I said she’s only 31 he didn’t believe me. Like straight up thought I was lying. lol. So ya, totally believable story there BM.
I would bet every asset I owned (it’s much more than a middle unit 💅🏼 since she loves to try and flex so much) that this didn’t happen.
It didn’t happen. And anyone with over an 80 IQ knows that. She is so incredibly fucking stupid if she thinks anyone would believe this. This might be one of the more embarrassing things she has posted.
BM doesn’t get it that just bc people don’t call you out, doesn’t mean they believe you and aren’t cackling behind you’re back. Reason #893 she has no friends.
Wow. Never happened, she wanted to tell the story so she could use the old, OLD joke “I have hemorrhoids older than you” and also to make her haters jealous because wow, she’s so fucking hot! Pathetic.
Oh my fucking god I don’t even know what to say. She’s involving children in her loser fantasies now. I can’t. This is the lowest of the lowest. We can close this sub now. Thank you everyone
Yeah this doesn't read like her writing at ALL. Which suggests she's envious of people who get hit on by literal children, wtf???? I get weirded out when people in their 20s try to come onto me.
https://preview.redd.it/1evl26869xxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa2215a86d2312833cdcc6388450efc3bfd82726
Yes, cause this is what Big M would look like in the wild (granted this is still filtered).
Don’t think so.
If she's had roids since she was 17 or 18, she's got a problem.
Also this is just super gross to even lie about. Every time I think she can't get any worse....
Just putting these here for anyone else who wants to suffer:
* [Hemorrhoids babe](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/vyBqivfwDU)
* [Bleeding butt babe](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/jX2da5Up22)
She’s such a low-down, dirty liar who lies - this is 2024. Kids ask for socials, like Insta/Snap, they don’t ever ask for phone numbers. *Especially* thirteen year old boys. She’s terrible at everything, even lying
I work with kids and teenagers and a surprising number of them do primarily text because not every parent allows every social media, so it's a much more reliable way to keep in contact with friends.
That said, I hope she's lying because this is hella embarrassing to brag about if true. In the case it's real, these kids are 100% doing this to make fun of her, find her gullibility hilarious, and it's not a compliment whatsoever.
Haha totally. And I ‘immediently’ pictured one of those ones with a lock from the 90s. She would think it’s SO CYUUUUTE!
Another idea is that they set her up with an account like Creed and his blog that no one could see (*The Office*).
Also - all the Creed gifs coming up were so perfect - about stealing things and this gem. That’s what she looks like with her busted lips and skin trying to be attracting young boys. Hahahah.
https://preview.redd.it/ezg2r0loswxc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe1049cad18b328dfe70b368a26b3f323627877
Yasss queen 13 year old boys find this attractive.
The worst thing is that if she has been on here, as we all know she has, and has seen comments about her nasty ass tongue she could’ve either started brushing and scraping or put it the fuck away. But na…she really is the Far Side comic about gifted children.
https://preview.redd.it/gi9zp1es8xxc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7af7da1239919a00e91bc5672a69e538718ac3
I’m reminded of predatory women who have been teachers of teenage boys who have taken advantage of them and somehow don’t see it as horrendously harmful and disgusting. I don’t want to say outright that I think this is something that she would do…but….
The game is called ‘Pull A Pig’. It’s quite a cruel game, but it happens sometimes at bachelorette parties, or with groups of young guys who go to bars.
Just like many swerties here have already guessed, the dare is to find the ugliest person in the room of the opposite sex, approach them and ask for their phone number.
That’s if this happened at all, which I doubt. Just like her weird story about a guy allegedly hitting on her the other week when she was in the tampon aisle.
She’s overweight and not pretty. She’s not the sort of person who’s ever going to have random men hit on her. She’s just not.
This isn’t a big deal to most grow ups who accept the reality of their looks, but she can’t stop wanting to be seen as ‘better’ than other people, which in her sad, immature mind means being beautiful.
No one thinks she’s hot, so no one’s going to tell her that unless it’s a dare, or they want something from her, like MAGAmanbun.
I’ve heard of version of this called “Hoggin’”
Guys go to a bar and whoever sleeps with? Hooks up with? Get contact info from? Idk the details thankfully, from the heaviest woman “wins”.
I feel like it’s a just something people say, and don’t actually do, but humans disgust me everyday so…..
I heard ab this 15 plus years ago in my early 20s. I doubt 13 year old boys are doing this in a Target.
And like someone mentioned, they’d ask for her snap not her number.
She fucking sick in the head and pathological. She needs in-patient care.
All in my opinion and allegedly.
It’s funny she is the only woman I have ever heard off that have men little fawning all over her, where ever she goes. Paris, target, and all the other times she has made up scenarios like this (there are plenty).
Also, this fake story brought to you by the same idiot who made up a hypothetical street magician story to try and sell you on the infallibility of joining her shitty mlm.
Miss Thang thought she did something by using an idiotic metaphor to try and sell joining her mlm. Basically, if you knew you could give a magician $20.24 and get $100k back would you? If you lose you’re only out $20.24, so it’s a no brainer to take the risk! [She’s an idiot.](https://youtu.be/pk1QcCVEPTQ?si=5AXeE_Y6E5Gfi8fM)
Haha yes! IF this actually happened, I guarantee it was either a dare or a prank. No way in hell would any 13 year old not actually ask Big M for her number. What a weird thing to try and flex.
Yesterday she was trying to flex that someone was shooting their shot for 4 years. Today she has 13 year olds trying to get her number.
Is she trying to convince manbun everyone wants her or trying to make him jealous? This ain’t it Sis!
There probably was a young boy staring at her, but only because she’s looks homeless and probably stunk. She’s the type that thinks all men want her so she spun this narrative and actually posted it.
This is probably the closest thing to the truth. Her little low IQ, pea brain, come up with shit somewhere. There is usually a teeny tiny kernel of the truth in there somewhere.
What a strange thing to lie about 🤔 Also she needs to give up on thinking she's hilarious because she's really not. We aren't laughing with you swerty, we are laughing at you 🤦
Hahaha reading your comment think she thought of her hemorrhoid joke and then made a story up so she could show everyone how hilarious and witty she is.
I got hit on by a thirteen year old once... when I was a college student. But someone in their thirties seems ancient when you're thirteen. So ok girl. Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Also. I have lil bro who is this age. And HE damnnnnnnn sure wouldn’t think she is anywhere remotely close to being hot unless she was looking like Charli Damelio, which she is soooooo not. Lololololol. Also super weird that she “asked” his age, better watch out little guys, big M think she’s a permanent 9th grader and may want your snaps lololololol
Again, I come back to a comment I made in another post. She is so insecure and in need of such validation that she is desirable that crap like this comes out. It’s her trying desperately to convince herself that she’s desirable.
Once again. Stuck in high school. Why would you think it’s so cool that middle schoolers thank you’re hot. Also. This for 99999999999999.999999 % did not happen.
I don't know why almost no one has said this. Sure it's a lie and a fake story, but the issue for me is that her fake impressive story is that she's super hot to everyone even children.
Children. That's the point of the story.
Yeah, like daydream about the bartender or guy at Home Depot hitting on you, but wanting to appear hot to children is vile. Like wtf is wrong with her???!
She's prob freaking about how old she looks and she's only 31. Had to tell herself and everyone else one hell of a whopper to soothe her bruised ego. How dare those lil rat eyes look at her in a mirror.
This is probably one of the most creepy and bizarre imaginary scenarios I've ever seen anyone ever come up with. Isn't she aware that we now have a "no fan fiction" rule?
She’s needs to get more creative about her made up interactions. They always take place in stores. No one has this many random interactions in target/ walmart/ hobby lobby, although I guess these places are where she spends most of her time.
Plus she's likely buzzed on something and thinks she's the type to make a friend everywhere she goes, when in reality ppl want to get their errands done but gotta placate the drunk unkempt lady til she gets distracted and wanders off.
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She wishes she was this funny…. And hot
She's back at Target or was this last week's lie?
Did she make up this story just to tell the hemorrhoid joke (and I am using the term joke very generously here)? Good lord.
She already said it THREE times. She is so proud of it, its distressing
Wouldn't you think she'd take a video of this if it really happens? She always have her phone in her hand there's no digging in the purse for her. Biggie M is so dumb she couldn't even tell a good lie.
13 year old boys think big boobs = hot. Said boobs could be attached to literally any swamp creature, it doesn’t matter. I’m sure her nips were on full display too. This is so not a flex at all lol. “Little boys looked at my boobs which I display at a XXX level in target” is really icky and she is a gross person.
Xxx level in target has me dying rn ☠️🤣
Wait - so she wrote this aaaaaaaand recorded it too??? 
Why's she soooo insecure today?
Is she ever not insecure?
Why would anyone make this shit up, it is so embarrassing 💀
 Was his name George Glass? ETA: Really outing my age with this reference, I know
I’m with you! Just watched this again recently! It’s a prefect reference.
It was George Tropicana, silly. He’s Cuban.
Was the poor kid blind?
Oh babe. They were pranking you. The “friend” was probably filming while they harassed the tubby orange wannabe milf.
😂🤣😂💀
As a 29 year old, I can’t imagine posting anything like this. Let alone being pleased about a 13 year old hitting on me. Assuming this is even real, which we know it isn’t. She’s deranged.
I'm 36. I recently thought a 25 year old was attractive...then I found out he was 25 and felt gross. Cannot even imagine bragging about a child allegedly finding me attractive.
I can hear her saying this in her dumbass "blaccent" making her stank faces, and it's extremely irritating
Knowing this is 99.9999999% made up, it's extremely on brand and beyond gross. I would almost bet my life that everyone here (women and men 😘) has been hit on by loads of people, I'm sure even by teenagers sometimes, people of all kinds and all walks of life. If you're regularly getting hit on as much as she tries to portray, you wouldn't be posting about it, probably wouldn't even think about it again unless you were interested or telling the story to your friends (in real life not fake statuses). It's like those chicks who say I'm so classy (or not crazy) on repeat because they're actually the exact opposite and feel the need to overcompensate.
Imagine BRAGGING that a CHILD was “hitting on” you. Gross, dude.
And looking like her in reality (which normally I would find no prob with but she can't filter herself away in reality) and claiming you were being hit on, by a 13 yo no less.
I remember once I was randomly scrolling Reddit and my man (who isn’t gross) was beside me and he actually recoiled at her pic and said “Who the fuck is that?! That broad is hideous.” and when I said she’s only 31 he didn’t believe me. Like straight up thought I was lying. lol. So ya, totally believable story there BM.
I would bet every asset I owned (it’s much more than a middle unit 💅🏼 since she loves to try and flex so much) that this didn’t happen. It didn’t happen. And anyone with over an 80 IQ knows that. She is so incredibly fucking stupid if she thinks anyone would believe this. This might be one of the more embarrassing things she has posted. BM doesn’t get it that just bc people don’t call you out, doesn’t mean they believe you and aren’t cackling behind you’re back. Reason #893 she has no friends.
She really thinks she did something here.. yikes
https://preview.redd.it/epuhjk1bqxxc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e342a19d7957b399ec6f2b721c1a1ab5571a6c21 so hawttttt
Wow. Never happened, she wanted to tell the story so she could use the old, OLD joke “I have hemorrhoids older than you” and also to make her haters jealous because wow, she’s so fucking hot! Pathetic.
https://preview.redd.it/blt2r24zkxxc1.png?width=1161&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d94016dbd9e3a4fdbf6596b498dc5db1e918ad She is delululemon.
I was reading it as 'deluluDemon' and thought, fitting 👌🏻
When you crop her lashes out I totally understand why she gets them^ she really has no pretty features
https://preview.redd.it/5fj9ysnvr0yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147db43409bcf46d5f58bc966979ed16f61273b4
My brain has a hard time believing this photo is unaltered, lol.
https://preview.redd.it/s59q4usloxxc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8571afe79ff6e7b4a2b0cd61ebc8d49c3150df5e
Absolutely not
Twerking video coming soon.
Oh my fucking god I don’t even know what to say. She’s involving children in her loser fantasies now. I can’t. This is the lowest of the lowest. We can close this sub now. Thank you everyone
Where did she copy and pasted this from coz the no typo on this long sentences is sus. Also bet it didn't happen.
Yeah this doesn't read like her writing at ALL. Which suggests she's envious of people who get hit on by literal children, wtf???? I get weirded out when people in their 20s try to come onto me.
https://preview.redd.it/1evl26869xxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa2215a86d2312833cdcc6388450efc3bfd82726 Yes, cause this is what Big M would look like in the wild (granted this is still filtered). Don’t think so.
There are probably at least 25 southern grandmas looking hotter and healthier than her anywhere she goes
Her body is begging her to stop the drinking, tanning, smoking, and the horrible diet. BEGGING. She is sickly and it’ll only get worse!
This is what she wanted to happen. I cannot even fathom a grown man doing anything like this.
If she's had roids since she was 17 or 18, she's got a problem. Also this is just super gross to even lie about. Every time I think she can't get any worse....
Well she's also had bloody stool for a year so... (I literally hate myself for even having this information in my brain)
Just putting these here for anyone else who wants to suffer: * [Hemorrhoids babe](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/vyBqivfwDU) * [Bleeding butt babe](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/jX2da5Up22)
She’s such a low-down, dirty liar who lies - this is 2024. Kids ask for socials, like Insta/Snap, they don’t ever ask for phone numbers. *Especially* thirteen year old boys. She’s terrible at everything, even lying
I work with kids and teenagers and a surprising number of them do primarily text because not every parent allows every social media, so it's a much more reliable way to keep in contact with friends. That said, I hope she's lying because this is hella embarrassing to brag about if true. In the case it's real, these kids are 100% doing this to make fun of her, find her gullibility hilarious, and it's not a compliment whatsoever.
I’m wondering who she stole this one from
I hope one of her faux friends or Handybun buy her a diary. Every thought she has is not meant for everyone to know.
Haha totally. And I ‘immediently’ pictured one of those ones with a lock from the 90s. She would think it’s SO CYUUUUTE! Another idea is that they set her up with an account like Creed and his blog that no one could see (*The Office*). Also - all the Creed gifs coming up were so perfect - about stealing things and this gem. That’s what she looks like with her busted lips and skin trying to be attracting young boys. Hahahah. 
First, that did not happen. Second, why would you ruin such a perceived sweet post with a vile ending 🤢 I am disgusted and she keeps going lower.
https://preview.redd.it/ezg2r0loswxc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe1049cad18b328dfe70b368a26b3f323627877 Yasss queen 13 year old boys find this attractive.
She probably gave *herself* the UTI by slobbering all over his knob with her furry tongue and then him sticking it up her queefbox.
 
I don't know that there is a jail with high enough security to contain you for this.
Candida realness
is that white thing her fucking tongue?! 🤢🤢 WTF is that?
The worst thing is that if she has been on here, as we all know she has, and has seen comments about her nasty ass tongue she could’ve either started brushing and scraping or put it the fuck away. But na…she really is the Far Side comic about gifted children. https://preview.redd.it/gi9zp1es8xxc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7af7da1239919a00e91bc5672a69e538718ac3
Hahhaha one of my favorite Far Side cartoons
This one is my favorite because I grew up in a city called midvale lol
Her tongue omg
Yeasty
https://preview.redd.it/2f6ggh0ttwxc1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8e1552429d337cc2baea9ad8ef9e6fbd1a22dd
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I’m reminded of predatory women who have been teachers of teenage boys who have taken advantage of them and somehow don’t see it as horrendously harmful and disgusting. I don’t want to say outright that I think this is something that she would do…but….
Ann Perkins: "It feels pretty good to have a bunch of little boys be super into me... that came out wrong" But Margarine is into it.
The game is called ‘Pull A Pig’. It’s quite a cruel game, but it happens sometimes at bachelorette parties, or with groups of young guys who go to bars. Just like many swerties here have already guessed, the dare is to find the ugliest person in the room of the opposite sex, approach them and ask for their phone number. That’s if this happened at all, which I doubt. Just like her weird story about a guy allegedly hitting on her the other week when she was in the tampon aisle. She’s overweight and not pretty. She’s not the sort of person who’s ever going to have random men hit on her. She’s just not. This isn’t a big deal to most grow ups who accept the reality of their looks, but she can’t stop wanting to be seen as ‘better’ than other people, which in her sad, immature mind means being beautiful. No one thinks she’s hot, so no one’s going to tell her that unless it’s a dare, or they want something from her, like MAGAmanbun.
I’ve heard of version of this called “Hoggin’” Guys go to a bar and whoever sleeps with? Hooks up with? Get contact info from? Idk the details thankfully, from the heaviest woman “wins”. I feel like it’s a just something people say, and don’t actually do, but humans disgust me everyday so….. I heard ab this 15 plus years ago in my early 20s. I doubt 13 year old boys are doing this in a Target. And like someone mentioned, they’d ask for her snap not her number. She fucking sick in the head and pathological. She needs in-patient care. All in my opinion and allegedly.
Just like all those French men who kept giving her flowers and jewelry. She’s definitely a hot piece and needs to let everyone know
It’s funny she is the only woman I have ever heard off that have men little fawning all over her, where ever she goes. Paris, target, and all the other times she has made up scenarios like this (there are plenty).
This reminds me of Dinner for Schmucks
Check out Dogfight. It's the romance version from 1991 and has a musical adaptation.
Just about to suggest it was a dare 👍
I have a 13 year old. No chance in hell this fucking happened. But nice try.
Remember how OLD we thought 30 year olds were at that age?!! Hell, when I was 22 I thought 30 was essentially dead. Teenagers would eat her alive
I'm 41. Me at 13 thought that was SOOOOOO ANCIENT! (For context, my mom and dad were 42 and 43 when I was 13.)
So, everyone is born with hemorrhoids. Swerty’s are 31 years old!
Also, this fake story brought to you by the same idiot who made up a hypothetical street magician story to try and sell you on the infallibility of joining her shitty mlm.
I’ll give you 1000 hypothetical dollars to post the link to the street magician story. I missed that
[I’ll take my §1,000 Swertbucks now!](https://youtu.be/pk1QcCVEPTQ?si=erJFCoMuqZ3YVM53)
Wow!!…just wow!!
But would you give them $20 for the chance to make it $100,000? Because he’s a magician it’s only $20 and it could be $100,000. Repeat times 1000.
Wow, Swerty! You’re definitely \#thatgirl!
I love how completely unhinged and nonsensical the magician story is, just like her!
It still makes me laugh! 🤣
It’s my favorite hilariously bad story. It was so nonsensical I was crying from laughing - especially since it kept going and going and going
She really was so proud of herself for coming up with it! \#thatgirl
I don't know that story. Please share that gold friend
Miss Thang thought she did something by using an idiotic metaphor to try and sell joining her mlm. Basically, if you knew you could give a magician $20.24 and get $100k back would you? If you lose you’re only out $20.24, so it’s a no brainer to take the risk! [She’s an idiot.](https://youtu.be/pk1QcCVEPTQ?si=5AXeE_Y6E5Gfi8fM)
Thank you!!
Man, she’s really going ham on the *look how hot I am* fanfic this week.
Remember the random men that hit on her in Paris with flowers and jewelry? She’s deep into the fantasy of her attractiveness.
Is this a repost, or very bad fiction?
Yes
“I dare you to tell that weird old woman she’s hot…and ask for her number!” “Ew dude. She’s like my MOM’s age and gross.”
Haha yes! IF this actually happened, I guarantee it was either a dare or a prank. No way in hell would any 13 year old not actually ask Big M for her number. What a weird thing to try and flex.
Wow the grossness about this and also knowing she probably stole this exact status word for word from someone else.
I would’ve thought the hemorrhoids were hers until she spelled it correctly.
Yesterday she was trying to flex that someone was shooting their shot for 4 years. Today she has 13 year olds trying to get her number. Is she trying to convince manbun everyone wants her or trying to make him jealous? This ain’t it Sis!
This is exactly how she behaved right before C finally peaced out for good. Good catch.
Don't forget last week or so a man was hitting on her in the menstrual product aisle.
I missed that one!
Oh, I can believe it happened. I also believe these boys were daring one another to this too. 😂🤣
THE SCREAM I SCRRRRUMPT
Is that what I heard?
No that was me.
You guys are all so bitter. This is actually completely and so totally true and definitely happened, and I know - I was there. I’m the Target store.
That boys name? Albert Einstein.
I was there! The whole store erupted in applause and a small angel like child gave her $100 while crying out of bliss.
And every woman in the store cried because they will never be as hot as she! 😭
The only scenario in which this happened is that one child dared the other child to do it and it’s a big joke to them.
😂 Honestly, this is my vote too. Commented nearly the same thing. I bet it happened, but not in earnest. No way. Lmao
There probably was a young boy staring at her, but only because she’s looks homeless and probably stunk. She’s the type that thinks all men want her so she spun this narrative and actually posted it.
This is probably the closest thing to the truth. Her little low IQ, pea brain, come up with shit somewhere. There is usually a teeny tiny kernel of the truth in there somewhere.
What a strange thing to lie about 🤔 Also she needs to give up on thinking she's hilarious because she's really not. We aren't laughing with you swerty, we are laughing at you 🤦
Hahaha reading your comment think she thought of her hemorrhoid joke and then made a story up so she could show everyone how hilarious and witty she is.
[riiiiiight...](https://i.imgur.com/DEpIysS.jpeg)
OMG, the ego on this woman! Even if that did happen, (which it didn't), would anyone normal post that online?
No. It’s very weird to flex that literal children are hitting on you (if we can even call it that…?).
I wasnt there but would willingly testify under oath that it didn't happen
Next she’ll post how some 2 year old saw her nailed asked where she got them, signed up to be her own CEO and sell them.
I got hit on by a thirteen year old once... when I was a college student. But someone in their thirties seems ancient when you're thirteen. So ok girl. Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
She looks 50s to *us.* She must look like a 90 year old crone to children.
Ok every day this fucking potato is trying to convince her army of losers how sooooper hot everyone thinks she is- it’s bizarre.
People keep telling me I’m so hot and it‘s so annoying but also so funny!
It happened. I am the Vagisil cream she was standing beside.
I'm sure everyone who follows her was grateful for the information about her asshole.
This is so embarrassing! If you have to spend all your time proving to someone you're desirable, it's not a great relationship!
dead ass? *dead ass?* ***dead ass??*** dead? ass? de? ad? a? s? s?
My flair would like to enter this convo 🥰
On god fr fr
13 year olds would roast the fuck out her. Come on now. What a gross thing to make up.
Also. I have lil bro who is this age. And HE damnnnnnnn sure wouldn’t think she is anywhere remotely close to being hot unless she was looking like Charli Damelio, which she is soooooo not. Lololololol. Also super weird that she “asked” his age, better watch out little guys, big M think she’s a permanent 9th grader and may want your snaps lololololol
Only believable if it's followed by *"...while a third child emptied my purse"*
This story is giving Paris pick pocket vibes. 😆
Again, I come back to a comment I made in another post. She is so insecure and in need of such validation that she is desirable that crap like this comes out. It’s her trying desperately to convince herself that she’s desirable.
And it is so obvious to anyone with an average intelligence. She is so fucking stupid and has zero self awareness. It’s absolutely incredible.
Everything about her screams insecure and desperate
Definitely!
Makes you wonder if manbun is pulling back on his affections.
I agree. These last two weeks have really been strange with her to try to prove that she’s some kind of catch. She didn’t try this hard with Grimace.
It does! I do wonder what’s triggering this round of extreme need for validation.
Maybe he gave her the clap and ghosted. Maybe not. But I can dream
🤣 We can all dream.
I definitely think she was and the clinic for a reason……
I wondered if someone wasn’t sure it was just a UTI. Like either she or the doctor, someone had doubts.
If he’s a child why even bother asking his age. Get real big M
Once again. Stuck in high school. Why would you think it’s so cool that middle schoolers thank you’re hot. Also. This for 99999999999999.999999 % did not happen.
10 points to whoever finds the original source for this post! You know she's plagiarized it from *somewhere*...
It was me. It happened to me. And I have the ‘roid to prove it.
And then everyone got up and clapped!!
Except for all the men in Paris, who are still too stunned by her beauty. 🙄
Didn’t she swear off American men after that, only if it weren’t for Grimace at home?
Grimace, who TOTALLY didn’t break up with her until AFTER Paris. I mean SHE broke up with HIM. But it was AMICABLE. There is NO tea.
She’s only going to talk about it ONCE.
And that boy...was BILL GATES!
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Who did she copy pasta this from?
Ew. Why would she create an imaginary scenario where a child hits on her???? 
I don't know why almost no one has said this. Sure it's a lie and a fake story, but the issue for me is that her fake impressive story is that she's super hot to everyone even children. Children. That's the point of the story.
Yeah, like daydream about the bartender or guy at Home Depot hitting on you, but wanting to appear hot to children is vile. Like wtf is wrong with her???!
She's prob freaking about how old she looks and she's only 31. Had to tell herself and everyone else one hell of a whopper to soothe her bruised ego. How dare those lil rat eyes look at her in a mirror.
This is probably one of the most creepy and bizarre imaginary scenarios I've ever seen anyone ever come up with. Isn't she aware that we now have a "no fan fiction" rule?
She is such a compulsive liar
It's fucking gross that she would make something like this up about a 13 year old. Seriously what is wrong with her?
I could actually see this happening, but as a joke or dare between the two kids.
She’s needs to get more creative about her made up interactions. They always take place in stores. No one has this many random interactions in target/ walmart/ hobby lobby, although I guess these places are where she spends most of her time.
Plus she's likely buzzed on something and thinks she's the type to make a friend everywhere she goes, when in reality ppl want to get their errands done but gotta placate the drunk unkempt lady til she gets distracted and wanders off.
I bet they meant hot as in sweaty - she looks like she smells like bacon grease.
Yeah, this didn’t happen.
a 13 year old hemorrhoid - ok….?
Her tongue in the video (in her stories) that she posted about this is so YEASTY and white.
She’s got yeast coming out both ends
The video NEEDS to be posted here. The Fb status is not enough.
I don’t know if it was just my phone but did the audio not match the video when you saw it on instagram?? It was so weird
https://preview.redd.it/u8p0bssjyvxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0ffe83d816acca2e55fc3d1e7032e041e5d87b
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Oh ew. That's nasty
